RoxasFanGirl: Mmmmmm …

Sasuke: What are you thinking about?

RoxasFanGirl: Well … * Gets cut off *

Sasuke: * Cuts RoxasFanGirl off * Never mind I don't want to know.

RoxasFanGirl: But! …

Naruto: Shikamaru why are they like that to each other?

Shikamaru: Go ask Gaara. * Falls asleep *

Naruto: Gaara?

Gaara: Naruto …

Naruto: * Eyes goes into puppy dog mode *

Gaara: Help me Itachi and Kabuto.

Kabuto: * Pushes glasses up * Well I think that they are taking out their feelings of inadequacy on each other.

Naruto: Huh?

Itachi: They do that to make each other feel better.

Naruto: Oh.

Disclaimer: I do not Own Naruto … sadly.

Warnings: Yaoi, SasuNaru, Slight OOC, AU, Attempted Suicide, Lemon … you get the drift. (May add more to the warnings later. Winging this whole story from word one. )

Chapter Five

Three weeks later

Naruto's P.O.V

I Looked over at the door and then back at my brother and Sasuke. They were both playing video games. Who knew that Sasuke could be this way? I looked at the clock and saw that it was now seven. Were could my parents be?

"DIE SASUKE!" Kyuubi squealed.

"Not on you life squirt."

Then loud knocking on the door sounded. Dad and mom were back from their date now. I smiled and went to the door only to have it replaced by a frown and a sick feeling in my stomach. Two Cops were at the door with grim looks on their faces. No … please tell me its not what I think it is. My hand clenched the doorknob making my knuckles go white.

" Are you Uzumaki Naruto?" The short brunette officer asked.

I nodded. "Yes I am." You could hear the fear oozing out of my voice.

"Naruto? Is everything alright?"

I looked back and saw that Sasuke was behind me and looking strait at the officers. I smiled a fake smile at him.

"I'm sorry to inform you ,but Uzumaki Kushina and Namikaze Minato were killed."

It was my worst nightmare. I broke down crying. "No no no no no no." I repeated over and over again. I barely registered that Sasuke wrapped his arms around my waist.

Sasuke's P.O.V

"Naruto." I whispered. I went unemotional right there to block the pain that I was feeling. His crying melted something right in my heart. It pained me to see him cry. Someone so vibrant shouldn't be aloud cry. It was just wrong.

"Big Brother why are you crying?"

I looked at Kyuubi and shook my head sadly at him and mouthed the words, "Go into the Bedroom and close the door."

Kyuubi mouthed back at me, "Okay." and left to go into Naruto's room. When the door slammed shut I turned back to the two officers. "Naruto go to Kyuubi."

"But ..." Naruto's eyes were dead and lifeless.

"Naruto go to Kyuubi. I think you need to be with him right now."

Naruto nodded. "Okay."

I watched as he walked away his body slumped and in utter defeat. I looked over and glared at the cops, for bringing such horrible news to him. "Tell me what happened. Now."

"I'm sorry sir but we can only tell family." The tall officer said.

"Really now. Do you know who I am? Uchiha is my last name." I gave a sadistic smirk when they both paled considerably. "That's right my father owns you and this city. So now will you tell me?"

"They were killed in a car crash. A semi truck driver fell asleep behind the wheel and swerved into them."

"Goodbye." I slammed the door in both of their faces giving myself a bitter smile. One instance of simple carelessness and two bright beautiful people had been killed. While two people left behind had their life completely destroyed. Who knew what mental trauma this added to Naruto's abused mind. I added to that trauma too. I mentally cursed myself for my stupidity. To punish someone repeatedly because you love them is a crime that I am most guilty of. I hesitated before the door to Naruto's room. I heard two sets of sobs. Kyuubi now knew that they were dead. Slowly I opened the now dark room and was saddened by what I saw. They were both clinging to each other desperately.

"No why do they have to go to heaven. Why did they have to leave us?" Kyuubi wailed.

"If they could be here they would have stayed, but God wanted them so they had to go."

"I hate him. I hate him so much."

"You don't mean that. Your just upset."

"Naruto … Kyuubi … I'm so sorry." Then both pairs of sapphire blue eyes looked at me they were red and puffy. Dried tears streaked their faces and right then I knew I was taking them both home with me, and nothing that Naruto could say would change my mind. "Your coming home with me."

"But …"

I cut him off and applied reasonable logic on him. " Naruto If you stay here to night neither of you are going to fall asleep, and that what Kyuubi needs, if you can't think of yourself at least think of him." I knew that he had no argument for that and saw with slumped shoulders that he was defeated.

"Fine. Just let me go back an over night bag."

"Kyuubi do you want to come help me start the car?"

"Uhuh."

"Okay lets go."

Naruto: You know I'm curious about something.

Sasuke: * Anger Twitch and clenching fist * (I must not hit her)

Gaara: About what?

Naruto: If Sasuke was strait which one of them would be master?

Itachi: Sasuke.

Naruto: Really?

Shikamaru: If he hit her she would roll over and go all slave on him. * Snickers *

Kabuto: Oh look at that.

Sasuke: * Hits RoxasFanGirl *

RoxasFanGirl: You hit me.

Sasuke: * Gulp * (I'm going to die)

RoxasFanGirl: Master how may I serve you?

Sasuke: … (What just happen )

Itachi: See.

Kabuto: ( Have to file this away for later )

Shikamaru: * Laughing *

Gaara: She is now submissive. I think our quality will improve.

RoxasFanGirl: * Looks up at Sasuke adoringly *

Sasuke: What did I get myself into?

Itachi: Freedom for all of us. So little brother. Don't. Screw. This. Up.

Sasuke: * Gulp *