Sasuke: She's still at it.

RoxasFanGirl: * Now has Slave Collar * Must make my master happy!

Itachi: I think I like this version better. So obedient.

Kabuto: * Smirks * Yeah. No yelling or anything.

Gaara: It's kinda creepy.

Shikamaru: I wonder how her mental health is sometimes.

RoxasFanGirl: * Looks up Pleadingly at Sasuke * Master what do you want me to do?

Naruto: … ( Kami please let her snap out of it soon. )

Sasuke: I'm making Itachi and Kabuto your masters now. So go to them.

RoxasFanGirl: Okay. * Walks to Itachi and Kabuto * What do you want me to do masters?

Itachi and Kabuto: Undress us.

RoxasFanGirl: * Nods head obediently *

Naruto: * Drags RoxasFanGirl away. * NO! STAY AWAY FROM HER YOU TWO CREEPY PERVERTS.

Itachi: * Shrugs Shoulders * It was worth a shot.

Disclaimer: I do not Own Naruto … sadly.

Warnings: Yaoi, SasuNaru, ItaNaru, Slight OOC, AU, Attempted Suicide, Lemon … You get the drift. (May add more to the warnings later. Winging this whole story from word one.)


Chapter Six

Three Hours Later

Sasuke's P.O.V

I was reading a book in my room before Naruto opened my door. I looked up and saw his exhausted expression. His eyes were so dull and lifeless. I think life had finally gotten to him. "Naruto?"

" …"

I waited for an answer and after five minutes I realized that I wasn't going to get one. He just stood there not moving a muscle. When he started walking was when I was truly surprised. He walked from the door and crawled onto my bed. "Naru …" I was cut off bye his forceful kiss, and after five minutes of making out I finally was able to push him off. Both of us were breathing heavy and I watch him wipe his mouth off.

"What was that for?" Naruto asked angrily.

" I don't want to do that."

"Fine." Naruto pushes himself off of the bed. "Then I'll find some one that does." Then he stormed off and slammed the door behind him.

"I just … didn't want to do that when you were grieving."

Some Bar

Naruto's P.O.V

I've been sitting here for hours just drinking myself into oblivion pitying myself. Of course he didn't want to do that. What was I even thinking.

"Is this spot taken?"

I looked to my right and saw a older version of Sasuke. He had long hair that was tied back into a pony, and to anybody else his eyes would be just as cold if you didn't know what to look for. I shook my head. "No, afraid not."

" Nice to meet you. My name is Itachi. What's Yours?"

"My name is … Naruto."

The Next Morning

I woke up with someones hard body pressed up against me and holding me to them. What happened last night? Sadness over took me again. Mom and dad died, then Sasuke took us to his home, which by the way is fucking huge. Then I made out with him and he rejected me, went to a bar and met Itachi, had a few more drinks and …my face heated up with embarrassment. Then I slept with him.

"Morning."

"Good morning." Oh god. I need to get out of here. "I have to go now."

Itachi squeezed my midsection and nuzzled me. "Why?"

"I have to go pick up my brother from a friends house."

Then we were interrupted bye loud banging on the door. " Itachi wake up, you have to go to work. So go tell you sex toy that you'll see him later."

" That's my cue to leave" I smiled at him and wiggled out of his embrace and picked up my clothes and got dressed. "Goodbye." I opened the door and was surprized at who I saw. " Sasuke …"

"Oh little brother you know Naruto?"

"Yeah …" Sasuke growled. "I'll go get your brother he's in the kitchen eating."

Why do I have a feeling that I screwed up my life.


Naruto: * Hitting RoxasFanGirl Repeatedly on the head * WAKE UP!

RoxasFanGirl: * Wakes Up out of a daze * huh? What just happened.

Sasuke: You went all slave on us.

Itachi: It was fun while it lasted.

Kabuto: * Sigh *

RoxasFanGirl: * Looks over Chapter Six and gasps * NNNNNOOOOOO!

Shikamaru: * Laughs uncontrollably *

Gaara: Look at her scramble.

RoxasFanGirl: (How can this Be?) * Goes and Changes the warnings.

Shikamaru: This is just to funny.

Itachi: It was also kinda short to.

RoxasFanGirl: * Death Glare * Don't mess with me now.