RoxasFanGirl: * Wakes up and goes to the computer and starts is up * Time to start Chapter Seven.

Naruto: (Oh crap.)

RoxasFanGirl: * Checks email and frowns * ( Why do I have reviews for Chapter Seven?)

Itachi: * Whispers to Kabuto * Oh no we got caught.

Kabuto: (What are we going to do?)

RoxasFanGirl: * Clicks link to check Chapter Seven. *

Gaara: (We are so screwed.)

RoxasFanGirl: (Reads over Chapter Seven and turns to look at group.)

Sasuke: (Oh no I'm going to get the frying pan to the head again.)

Shikamaru: * Still sleeping *

RoxasFanGirl: * Goes back to computer and starts writing Chapter Eight *

Everyone: (What just happened?)

Disclaimer: I do not Own Naruto … sadly.

Warnings: Yaoi, SasuNaru, ItaNaru, Slight OOC, AU, Attempted Suicide, Lemon … You get the drift. (May add more to the warnings later. Winging this whole story from word one.)

Chapter Eight

Naruto's P.O.V

Dammit! Stop acting like a giddy school girl that's going on her first date. Why do I have to be so nervous about this? So what if I'm going to seduce that emotionally retarded bastard. It shouldn't bother me at all not one bit. I sank into the couch and put my head in my hands. Kami I can't even lie to myself. How pitiful is that?

BANG … BANG … BANG … BANG

I jumped up in the chair and laughed. That was fucking scary. I got up and ran to the door and quickly unlocked it and swung it open, and there was Sasuke in all his Uchiha Glory. The bastard was still taller then me. I smiled coyly at him and in a seductive voice I spoke " Hello Sasuke." And then … he fucking yanked me into his arms and started kissing me. He started sucking my bottom lip. This felt really good. "Ah Sas ..." Then he shoved his tongue into my mouth and started to lick. I had to force myself not to gag. Did he have to do it so fast?

Sasuke then pulled away and wiped his mouth off and smirked. "I've been waiting to have a real kiss with you for a long time. So was it any good?"

It was the best kiss that I had ever had, but its not like that I would tell him that. His Ego was already big as it is. "No."

" Ah so it was good."

"Cocky Bastard."

Sasuke leaned next to my ear and whispered against my ear, " But you love me for it."

I hugged him and put my head in his chest. " Yeah I do."

"Now where's the bedroom?"

"Down the hall second door on the left … PUT ME DOWN YOU BASTARD!"

Sasuke's P.O.V

I laughed as I saw Naruto's pissed off expression as I carried him bridal style down the hall and kicked open his bedroom door. Then I threw him onto the bed and pounced on him before he could escape. Not that he would … I don't think. I slid my hands under his shirt and up his stomach and chest before I tweaked his nipples.

"Aaahhh."

"Do you like that?" I growled.

"More." Naruto pleaded.

"More of this? …" I rolled them between my fingers and pulled. "Or is it this?" Then I licked up his neck and then bit where his neck met his shoulder.

"Everything … please."

"Well in that case … everything it is then." I trailed a hand back down him and secured it around his waist, turning him around so that his back was facing me and nuzzled him affectionately as I lifted his shirt up only to pull way to take it off. Then I trailed a hand to the bulge in his jeans and rubbed making him arch away from me and let out a strangled moan. I went back to his neck and started to mark it enthusiastically as I unbuttoned and unzipped him.

"K-k-kam-i that f-f-feels so good."

"It's going to get even better." I said as I pushed Naruto on his hands and knees. I shrugged off my jacket and then started to deftly unbutton my shirt as I hungrily devoured him with my gaze. All of this was mine for the taking and I couldn't be more satisfied. It was well worth the wait. When my shirt was unbuttoned I pulled it off and continued to work on Naruto. Sliding his jeans down along with his boxers making sure not to pull to fast. "Lift your knees." I ordered.

Naruto's P.O.V

I lifted up one knee at a time and soon I was naked before the pale Uchiha. I looked behind me and growled. Why was I fully naked while he was half dressed. It didn't seem right. I tried to glare ,but failed miserably when Sasuke's hand grabbed my leaking member and started to pump. "Nngh, feels so goooood."

"I would think so. Cause if it wasn't making you feel good I wouldn't have been doing my job right?"

Stupid Teme … I thought before Sasuke licked down my spine and my mind went blank.

Sasuke's P.O.V

After I licked down his spine I removed my hand from Naruto and brought my hand to my mouth and licked off the precum. After I was done with that I unbuttoned and unzipped my pants and took them off only to hiss when the cool air hit my erect member.

I looked for my coat and when I found it I fished around in the pockets until I found the bottle of lube and grabbed on of the many condoms I had stuffed into it and then opened and squeezed a generous amount of lube onto three of my fingers and then rubbed his crack before I parted it. I looked at him spread before me and smirked before I rubbed and slid one digit into him and had him unclench and clench around it. When his spasming subsided I started to pull it in and out and then when It was looser I added a second finger and started scissoring him.

Soon I ran my fingers along his wall until I ran over his prostate and saw him jerk wildly under my.

"Again."

I rubbed it a few times before I added a third and final finger. I saw him grimace and I quickly started to rub again until I saw that he was about to cum and pulled them out.

"Put them back in." Naruto growled.

I leaned down to his ear and whispered seductively to him. "Wouldn't you rather have something bigger in you?"

Naruto's P.O.V

"Hurry up then." I was getting impatient I knew this, but I couldn't help it. I wanted to see nothing but white again and I wanted to cum now. I tensed when he started to enter me slowly and then I willed myself to relax. It felt uncomfortable but I knew that soon that it would feel very good. I gave Sasuke a nod for him to move in and out of me. After a few thrusts at different angles did he hit my prostate did I scream in true pleasure. "Right there." I moaned. Soon Sasuke was thrusting madly against it over and over again. I knew I was soon done for. After a few more thrusts I came and soon after that Sasuke came after me and we both fell into a sweaty heap.

The only time Sasuke left the bed was to clean himself off. I was to tired to move and fell asleep.

Couple Hours Later

I woke up to my brother walking into the room.

"Brother are you …" I looked as his eyes got wide. " Is that Sasuke!" I laughed as his eyes got even wider as he saw that Sasuke and I were naked and laughed even harder when he covered his eyes and ran out the room screaming, " OH KAMI MY EYES! THEY BURN!"

"Huh whats happening? Who was screaming?" Sasuke said groggily at my side.

"Nothing. Kyuubi just came into the room saw that we were naked under the covers and ran out screaming."

"Oh okay." Sasuke fell back to sleep.

I just stared at him. I couldn't believe that he fell asleep, but I smiled. I needed to get dressed and go comfort my now mentally scared brother. I couldn't be happier with how my life turned out after that all time low.

RoxasFanGirl: * Posts last and final chapter. Puts computer asleep and walks back to bed. *

Itachi: Aren't you going to say anything?

RoxasFanGirl: Thank you.

Kabuto: How … What … * To shocked to make a real sentence *

Naruto: Why are you so nice right now?

RoxasFanGirl: I was stuck.

Everyone: * Really to shocked to think *

RoxasFanGirl: Well goodnight.

Shikamaru: * Wakes up and looks at All the stunned people * What happened to you?

Everyone: Nothing.

Shikamaru: Troublesome. * Goes Back to sleep *

Author's Note: Finished. I think I really need to get a Beta to write my lovey dovey smex scenes because I don't think I'm very good at writing them. But I could be wrong about that I don't know. Right now I'm writing a One Shot and a Chapter Fic. Both have OC's in them. One has Me The writer, Playing I Never and for those who don't know what that is … Well its a drinking game. The other is a OCNaru.

Author's Rant: You know what … Women need to rule the world or Gay Guys. Cause think about it. The world would be a better place. Gay marriage would be legal at least. Cause it's not right to discriminate against people that are different. Or say that they are abnormal, freaks, or wrong in the head. Cause why is it wrong to love someone that is the same gender as you? Cause If you think about it would GOD really care? Would he care who you loved? I think not. And for those who flame this little rant bring it on.