Furries vs. Anime Villains
Chapter 2: VanDamnmon?
WARNING: Contains spoilers for Harry Potter.
In Seattle, Lucario, Renamon, and Krystal walked into the bookstore.
"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince," said Lucario. "Who do you think the Half-Blood Prince is?"
"Neither Harry nor Voldemort," said Krystal.
"GASP!" said a man with long blue hair.
"What?" said Krystal.
"People don't just say 'Gasp'," said a woman with red hair.
"You said You-Know-Who's name!" said James.
Suddenly, a punk drove his car by the bookstore and yelled at the top of his lungs "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!"
Renamon and Krystal pulled out ray guns and fired at the car. They narrowly missed.
"That was a warning," said Renamon. "If you spoil the ending again, we won't miss."
Two years later, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was out. Lucario, Krystal, and Renamon entered the bookstore to get it.
The clerk threw the newspaper, which read "MASS MURDERER THROWN INTO LAVA", in the garbage.
The punk drove by again. "Voldemort kills Hermione!" he said. "Voldemort kills Hermione! Snape dies page 658! Voldemort kills Hermione! And Snape kills Hagrid!"
Renamon aimed her laser rifle at him, but James stopped her.
"He's lying," said James. "Hermione lives at the end. She's in the epilogue 19 years later. Hagrid lives as well. And Snape dies Page 528. The book doesn't even have 658 pages. Voldemort dies Page 596."
Renamon slapped James. Krystal did the same.
Suddenly, a helicopter appeared. A man with dark hair walked out.
"Are you Gozaburo Kaiba?" said Renamon.
"No," said the man.
"You must be one of the Big Five," said Krystal.
"Think back further," said the man. "When we last met, my face was obscured by shadow."
"THE BOSS!" said Jessie and James.
"Why aren't you three trying to capture Lucario?" said Giovanni.
"We were trying to think of a way to get him!" said Jessie. "But he's too powerful!"
"You're fired!" said Giovanni. "I've had it with your failures! Go and start your own team somewhere I'll never have to see you again! And don't expect me to give you any money!"
"Then we'll just steal some!" said Jessie.
"That's good!" said James. "Or is that bad?"
"Diamond Storm!" said Renamon, and she shot shards of diamond at Giovanni, which hit him and exploded, knocking him down.
"Get her!" said Giovanni.
All the Team Rocket soldiers looked around in fear. They didn't know how to defeat a furry with powers that exceeded those of Pokemon they stole. Only Domino seemed unafraid.
"What's she going to do to us?" said Domino. "Don't forget!" She suddenly jumped over Niagara Falls, and five minutes later returned unharmed.
"WAIT A MINUTE!" said Giovanni. "How did we get over to Niagara Falls! We were just in Seattle!"
"I sent us here," came a voice. A man with light blue skin, gold hair, a vampire cape, and dressed elegantly as a gentleman appeared. He also had fangs.
"A vampire?" said Lucario. "A vampire that walks in the sun!"
"Sunlight destroyed regular vampires," said the vampire. "But I am much more powerful than other vampires. Sucking blood is only one of my techniques."
"Snape!" came a voice. A humanoid dragon flew down. He was very energetic and his tail was in the shape of an arrow.
"Sir Blaze, is it?" said the vampire. "I am not Snape. Think further back."
"VanDamnmon!" said Giovanni.
"Oooh, his name's VanDamnmon!" said Blaze, and he flew off.
"I told you it's not VanDamnmon!" said the vampire. "It's Myotismon! They were GOING to call me VanDamnmon, but decided on Myotismon in the end. My name is MYOTISMON!"
"Myotismon!" said Renamon. "But you're dead!"
"SaberMyotismon was completely unrelated to me," said Myotismon.
"Who's They?" said Giovanni.
"I cannot say," said Myotismon. "They reside in some other dimension."
"Why would they name you after John Claude Van Damme?" said Krystal.
"I don't know," said Myotismon. "Maybe it's that in Street Fighter his character supposedly dies several times but survives each time. Just like when I became MaloMyotismon!"
"If you have already reached that stage," said a mysterious man, "then why are you in Myotismon form?"
"What do you mean?" said Myotismon.
"Because," said the man. "I come from another dimension. That dimension has a TV show called Digimon. It features many characters, one of them being you. Now, in that show, Angewomon strikes you with a Celestial Arrow, then you become VenomMyotismon, then WarGreymon and MetalGarurumon destroy your body, and then in Season 2 you return as…"
"What the Shadow Realm are you talking about?" said Myotismon.
"NEVER mention You-Know-Where like that!" said Devimon.
"I don't recall taking orders from you," said Myotismon. "Grisly Wing!" He shot an energy beam consisting of bats at Devimon, destroying him. "You're fired."
Lucario, Renamon, Krystal, and Giovanni all jumped.
"Why are you here?" said Renamon.
"To make an interesting proposition to Giovanni," said Myotismon. "You help me become king of all worlds, and I'll give you all the rare Pokemon you want."
"Deal," said Giovanni.
"Let's seal it in ink," said Myotismon.
"That's taken," said Giovanni. "Davy Jones."
"Jones is dead," said Myotismon. "A dog ran into an electric fence with Jones's heart, and the heart got fried. Then his crew cut out the electric fence's heart and put it in the Dead Man's Chest. The electric fence is now the captain of the Flying Dutchman."
"Sounds weird," said Giovanni, and he signed Myotismon's contract.
Giovanni and Myotismon are working together now!
I picked them cause they're the most sinister villains in Pokemon and Digimon, in my opinion. Unless you count the Iron Masked Marauder.
SaberMyotismon is completely made up, that's what I guessed Mahiramon's name was in Season 3 until we saw it clearly on the digimon analyzer or whatever it was. Even though Myotismon's dead (for real this time) at the end of Season 2 and Season 3 is a different timeline, I even thought Takato's teacher was Kari.
The electric fence thing is something me and my friends came up with while telling a story once. I put in the part about the dog (replacing it with a tiger, but I made it a dog in this story cause more people would recognize it as a scene from Rat Race) and expected the tiger's heart to be cut out.
Lucario is from Pokemon, Lucario and the Mystery of Mew. Renamon is from Digimon Season 3, and Krystal is from the Star Fox series. But you all knew that already.
There are actually videos on youtube where people spoil the ending of Harry Potter, and they say everything that the guy does in this story, even the false Deathly Hallows spoiler. I checked Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows to see which page Snape dies on the minute I heard "658".