Furries vs. Anime Villains

Chapter 5: Villains Victorious

"Listen," said Buck. "We should take them all to a place and torture them!"

"Yeah!" said Thoronhope. "Then we'll kill them! All of them! Anyone not of the same race as us! They all deserve to die a painful…"

"That is quite enough," said the pope. "You are the epitome of racism."

"Epitome?" said Buck, confused.

"He means ipidemy," said Thoronhope.

"Whatever," said the pope. "Racism is bad. There is absolutely no reason to hate someone of a different race than you."

Buck and Thoronhope opened their mouths to argue, but the pope swung a scythe, and the two unforgivable racists fell to the ground dead.

"I bet they're in hell now," said a man watching.

"Oh, we're allowed to say hell in this story now?" said a kid.

"They say it in Sleeping Beauty and the Hunchback of Notre Dame," said another man.

"When do they say it in Sleeping Beauty?" said a kid.

"When Maleficent transforms into a dragon," said the man.

Suddenly, the door was blasted open. Everyone shrank back in terror as Giovanni, Myotismon, Frieza, Wiseman, Bakura, and Moo walked into the room.

"Attention, Pope Vernon Dudley!" said Bakura. "We have come to declare ourselves rulers of this planet."

"You can't call dibs on a whole planet!" said the pope.

"If you don't," said Bakura, "I'll plunge the world into darkness!"

"Better yet," said Frieza, "I'll blow it up."

"All those lives you won't do it!" said the pope.

"Wanna bet?" said Wiseman. "I am the DOOM PHANTOM!"

"God save us!" said the pope.

"A ha ha ha ha!" said Moo.

"You have two options," said Myotismon. "Either you declare us rulers of the world, or we…"

"Banish you to the Shadow Realm," said Bakura.

Five minutes later, all six villains were sitting on thrones while the pope was scrubbing the floors.

"You missed a spot," said Myotismon.

"Kneel before King Bakura!" said Bakura.

"Now hold on," said Frieza. "We agreed I was to rule the planet."

"The deal was for Myotismon to get the planet and for me to get the rare Pokemon!" said Giovanni.

"If you would just do the Fusion Dance with me," said Bakura, "we'd both get the planet and Myotismon can be our servant."

"No way!" said Myotismon. "I'm going to be the king!"

"Only the Doom Phantom will be king!" argued Wiseman.

"A ha ha ha ha," said Moo.

Myotismon, Frieza, Wiseman, Bakura, and Moo engaged in a deadly battle. Bakura shot laser beams from his Millennium ring, but they did hardly any damage. Myotismon fought Wiseman, and Frieza and Moo clashed in a colossum struggle, evenly matched, while Giovanni watched in horror as his empire crumbled before him. He knew he was immortal, but not invincible, and could suffer pain and injuries as his underlings had done many times. And there are a few slight things that can kill those with such immortality.

Giovanni remembered a time when one who survived everything that Team Rocket could survive, who could never fall to his death or die in an explosion, was shot to death with a joke gun, complaining that this was not funny. He even remembered Jessie and James having been eaten by blob creatures once before, the only thing to ever succeed in killing them, before Mew brought them back to life.

"STOP!" said Giovanni, and they all stopped fighting. Frieza smacked Moo's shins with his tail, then everything was still again. "This bickering is pointless! There are three foxes, three dragons, two angry drunks, a cat, and an unnamed clerk formulating a plan to stop us! If they find the Phoenix, Moo can be destroyed!"

"A ha ha ha HA?" said Moo.

"And according to my reports, filed by my one remaining loyal Team Rocket soldier, 009, one of the dragons is strong enough to defeat Frieza."

"WHAT?" said Frieza. "Is he a… SUPER SAIYAN?"

"No," said Giovanni. "The dragon is not even a Saiyan."

"Then there is nothing to worry about," said Frieza. "Only a Super Saiyan can defeat me."

"A ha ha ha ha!" said Moo.

"And the clerk isn't unnamed," said Bakura. "I recently found out he is an undercover assassin named Bill Johnson."

"Bill Johnson the assassin is dead," said Myotismon. "It's a common name, like John Smith."

"A ha ha ha ha," said Moo.

Now the villains rule the world! Can the furries stand against them? And the biggest question is... is Bill Johnson an assassin or a random guy of the same name?

Buck and Thoronhope are two characters I invented, initially corrupt secretaries of a school who get fired and punished. They do one racist thing, and since then I've made them racist characters, usually giving them death scenes either vicious or from the highest form of authority present (often the pope, with a scythe as a reference to Scary Movie) to illustrate how much I hate racism.

And to this day I don't know if the word is epitome or ipidemy, but I did find epitome in the dictionary.