Furries vs. Anime Villains

Chapter 6: Search for the Phoenix

"I found something!" said Flicker. Lucario, Renamon, Krystal, Flame, Blaze, Earl, Al, Bill, and Artemis rushed over to him.

"It says here that the Mysterious Master Moo, most powerful monster from Monster Land, was created for war, but an equally powerful monster called the Phoenix was created to stop him."

"So we just need to find the Phoenix," said Krystal, "and we can defeat Moo."

"That explains him," said Earl. "But how we gonna stop Frieza?"

Krystal had sensed the presence of the other villains while trying to track Bakura and Myotismon.

"One of the dragons here has enough power to equal Frieza," said Krystal. "This dragon has demonstrated extraordinary strength in the past, lifting up a dragon with one arm while wearing plate mail."

Everyone knew who she was talking about.

"WHAT ABOUT GIOVANNI AND MYOTISMON?" said Earl. "Giovanni's immortal! And Myotismon can turn into that MaloMyotismon thing! He preys on your fears and uses them against you! He's worse than Freddy, or this Pinhead thing that killed him!"

"The Joker was immortal," said Artemis. "Yet they managed to kill him by shooting him in the heart."

"Moo is roughly as strong as Frieza," said Bill, "and I doubt MaloMyotismon is stronger. If we find the Phoenix, that will solve all our troubles and defeat them all. Only if Frieza and Moo join forces can they stand a chance against the Phoenix, and we've already got Frieza taken care of."

They began searching for the Phoenix. Five seconds in, they heard a loud explosion, and Police Chief Kodika, Officer Dezzik, Officer Clark, and the best police officer, drunken rookie cop Officer Krupke, walked up to them crying. Krupke and Kodika were carrying handkerchiefs.

"What happened?" said Flicker.

"Some drunk airplane driver crashed a plane into the side of our prison cell," whimpered Kodika. "The prison is gone, and all the cops and prisoners are dead! The four of us are the only cops left!"

They all began crying Sailor Moon style. Colk Honker and Gidget Bubblenose walked up to them.

"They survived?" said Lucario.

"I don't like them," said Flame. "But we could use them."

"Yeah!" said Earl. "We'll use them as bait in case Bakura tries to give any of us eternal da…"

"Why?" said Krystal.

"Let them," said Artemis. "It'll be doing the world a favor, and if Bakura dies, they get out of the Shadow Realm."

"Gotta find that Phoenix," said Bill.

"Yay!" said Colk. "We get to find some Phoenix feathers to eat!"

"No!" said Lucario. "We're going to find the Phoenix so he can destroy our enemies!"

"If you screw this up," said Earl, "I'll kill you."

"Maybe I should set him on fire," said Flame.

"Then do the same to VanDamnmon!" said Blaze.

Everyone was tired of reminding Blaze that the vampire's name was Myotismon.

Not much of a chapter... next chapter has more action.

All the cops I made up except Officer Krupke, who originally appeared in the movie West Side Story, except in my stories he's drunk.