Furries vs. Anime Villains

Chapter 8: The Battle Ends

Frieza stared in shock as Gidget Bubblenose, Colk Honker's bird, grew bigger and larger, and began to look as though he was on fire. How could it have been him all along?

Flame took advantage of Frieza's distraction, and grabbed him by the tail. Frieza tried to get free of her, but was unable to. "Let go!" he said.

"OK!" Flame spun Frieza by the tail, and threw him away. Sailing into space, Frieza was unable to stop as he crashed into the sun! His heart burst out of his chest, and he completely disintegrated.

"My arch-nemesis appears," said Moo.

When the light faded away, the Phoenix stood there.

"What just happened?" said Colk.

"Your bird was the Phoenix!" said Artemis. "All along!"

Moo and the Phoenix began to fight. At the same time, Myotismon transformed. He began to get bigger, and more metallic. His shoulders had mouths on them. His hair turned blonder and longer. His teeth became sharp and the skin of his face turned more humanlike. He also had a long metallic tail, which was sharp at the end, and gigantic hands with metallic fingers on them.

"I am MaloMyotismon!" he said.

"What do we do?" said Krystal.

"Shhh!" said Renamon.

The crescent moon on Artemis's forehead glowed.

"Krystal!" said Krystal.

"Renamon!" said Renamon.

"Biomerge to… CrystalRenamon!"

CrystalRenamon resembled Kyubimon more than Renamon, with nine tails, yet she appeared to be made of crystal, of the same color as Krystal, with her hairstyle, and four of her tails resembles that of Krystal rather than Renamon.

"She may be made of crystal but she's as hard as chrome digizoid," said Artemis. He knew chrome digizoid was the hardest metal in digiworld.

"MaloMyotismon," said CrystalRenamon. "My dream is to destroy you and bring peace to the world."

"You will never beat me," said MaloMyotismon. "You can't hide your fears!"

Flame stepped up. "Frieza is gone, and it looks like Myotismon is in his ultimate form."

Flame and CrystalRenamon began fighting MaloMyotismon.

"Crimson Mist!" MaloMyotismon shot red acid mist from the mouths on his shoulders.

Flame opened her mouth and breathed fire at the mist. The fire hit MaloMyotismon's shoulder, but he was hardly damaged. He smacked Flame away and whipped CrystalRenamon with his tail.

"Fox Tail Missiles!" said CrystalRenamon. The tips of her tails glowed and instead of shooting fireballs, she shot homing missiles, which all hit MaloMyotismon directly and severely damaged him.

Flicker pulled out his sword and began swordfighting Bakura, while Blaze began swordfighting Giovanni.

Bakura had played card games for centures and laser games for centuries. He had not swordfought for centuries, and was fatigued by the loss of the Millennium Ring. Flicker slashed him in the arm and he fell to the ground in pain.

Giovanni was not doing much better.

"Domino! Come here and help me!"

Domino ran over and threw a black tulip at Blaze. Blaze breathed fire at Domino and set her on fire. Domino ran around in circles. Blaze pulled out a magic wand.

"I jacked this from Merle after Count Geoffrey ran off," said Blaze. He waved his wand, and Domino turned into a Charizard. Domino flew at Blaze, but he danced out of her way, grabbed a sword, and cut her tail off. Domino fell to the ground dead.

"WHAT?" said Giovanni. "How does someone die from having their tail cut off?"

"Charizard!" said Blaze. "The Charizard's flame!"

"BAKURA!" said Giovanni. "Where's Bakura?"

Bakura was dueling Flicker on the opposite side of MaloMyotismon and Moo from Giovanni and Blaze.

"He's on the other side of Moo," said MaloMyotismon, slashing Flame's arm with his tail and shooting crimson mist from his shoulders at CrystalRenamon. "Why?"

"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" said Giovanni. "IF YOU EVEN LOOK IN OUR DIRECTION, I'LL BLAST YOU! GOT IT?"

Giovanni kicked MaloMyotismon's shin, but only succeeded in hurting his foot. Cursing, he hopped over to Bakura.

"I'll do it!" said Giovanni. "I'll do your stupid fusion!"

"We haven't practiced at all!" said Bakura. "Let's hope we do it right!"

They raised their arms in opposite directions of each other. "Fu…" They moved toward each other a few steps and turned their arms toward each other. "Sion…" they moved their arms away from each other and raised their knees. Giovanni's fingers were extended. "HA!" Their fingertips touched each other. There was a flash of bright light. Only Moo and the Phoenix didn't notice. When the smoke cleared, a short, fat man with long dark hair and a vest stood there.

"What are you looking at? You want some of this?"

The short fat man stood there. Flicker and Blaze paused, confused.

"Is this a joke?" said Blaze.

"What's your name?" said Flicker.

"I'm… Giobakura!" said the fat man. "I am immortal like Giovanni and have shadow powers like Bakura!"

"Hate to break the news to you," said MaloMyotismon, "but the fusion didn't work. Giovanni fully extended his fingers when his hand should have been clenched. Physically you're weaker and slower than either Giovanni or Bakura and… you have none of their powers or abilit…"

Suddenly Flame grabbed him by the tail and slammed him on the ground five times. CrystalRenamon took the time to shoot him with another Fox Tail Missile and severely damaged him. His shoulders were damaged beyond repair, and his arm was destroyed. Flame avoided the explosions in time.

Flicker and Blaze charged at Giobakura, who ran away whimpering. Flicker and Blaze chased after him. Blaze kicked him in the face.

"Prepare to meet your doom, dragons!" said Giobakura, and he ran directly at Flicker and Blaze, but at the last second, tripped and fell over. He jumped up and tried to hide behind a spiked pillar. Blaze shot an arrow. It hit Giobakura through the spiked pillar, and pierced his heart. Giobakura instantly fell to the ground, dead.

"Where are Unger and Orrin?" said Bill.

"They were physically trapped in the Shadow Realm," said Artemis. "Only if their souls are trapped can they be automatically released."

The Phoenix and Moo continued their battle. The Phoenix swung one of its flaming wings and knocked Moo down toward the ground. The Phoenix grabbed onto Moo and began draining his energy.

"What are you doing to me?" said Moo. He then suddenly realized. "You and I are destined to eternal combat. Then I can't let you exist! Nor myself!"

Moo glowed a bright white.

"HE'S GONNA SELFDESTRUCT!" said Artemis.

"But I thought it goes that they destroy each other in an explosion of light on the show!" said MaloMyotismon, who was still lying on the ground too weak to move.

Artemis whipped him in the face with his tail, and this actually caused him pain. "Stop breaking the fourth wall," he said.

"But you said there existed some other dimension where there was a TV show of us!" said MaloMyotismon.

"So there is," said Artemis. His crescent moon forehead glowed, and a barrier formed around him, Flicker, Flame, Blaze, CrystalRenamon, and Bill.

"WHAT ABOUT ME?" said Colk.

"Frieza killed Colk!" said Bill quickly. "He's dead!"

"Moo… don't even think about it…" said MaloMyotismon. He tried to project some sort of barrier, to stop Moo, but every inch of him ached, at least every inch of him that still remained.

Giobakura still lay dead on the ground with an arrow embedded in his back, while Colk lay smashed against a rock wall, still alive. His arms and legs were broken and he couldn't move.

"I just realized something!" said Colk, as Moo exploded in a bright flash of light, and the explosion got closer to him. "2 + 2 =… 5!"

The explosion engulfed the entire area, destroying everything within range! CrystalRenamon, Artemis, Bill, Flicker, Flame, and Blaze watched from inside their protective barriers, which withstood the explosion. They couldn't see anything around them except white light.

And then the light cleared. When the explosion was over, everyone looked around. None of the rock walls in the area were there anymore. There was no sign of Moo, the Phoenix, MaloMyotismon, Colk, or Giobakura's body.

CrystalRenamon had split into Krystal and Renamon again about fifteen seconds before the explosion was over.

"Is that it?" said Bill. "They're gone? Just like that?"

"Looks that way," said Renamon. "What happened to Bakura?"

"He fused with Giovanni and I shot him," said Blaze. He turned toward Flame, Krystal, and Renamon. "Good with work VanDamnmon!"

"His name was Myotismon," said Flame.

"If Bakura is gone, then I can un-delay all the flights," said Artemis.

"Unresolved plot alert!" said Blaze. "We never find out what becomes of the passengers on the plane!"

"I forgot!" said Artemis. "The plane must have done a U turn and it should've landed near… oh no."

"Near where?" said Krystal.

"The police station," said Artemis.

Lightning struck.


Oh no! Now what?

Find out next chapter!

Note: CrystalRenamon, to the extent of my knowledge, doensn't exist in the Digimon universe. I made her up, with the crystal thing being a reference to Krystal's name.

Yes I made Princess Flame as strong as Frieza because in the actual show she lifts Flicker up with one hand while wearing plate mail and knocks out Evil Knight 3 with a mace.

I was gonna make Giovanni's death similar to either Jason Voorhees or Pinhead (in Jason X and Hellraiser Bloodline), but when I decided to have Giovanni accept fusion with Bakura (in similar style to both Piccolo and (in Fusion Reborn) Vegeta), I decided to have them screw it up, and become powerless. I mean, Veku the Blimp (the fat Gogeta) doesn't really have any of Goku's or Vegeta's powers does he?