This one is very long i didnt know if i should have just cut it into 2 but too late, I posted it already :p
I Hope You LIked it i actually fixed some of my grammar this time...hehe Tsu-ze asked me to write another chapter with fixed grammar this time...
Disclaimer : I, sadly , do not own Naruto or Itachi would be brutally pranked and be forced to wear a pink dress :]
Itachi: You call me a psycotic killer...
Tora:You are Itachi-Baka
I woke up with something heavy on my torso... what is it? I looked up and see an orange swirled mask in my face ' GOOD MORNING!'
Ahh- i yelled and tried to back away from the masked man only to run into the wall.
'Please don t scream! Tobi is a good boy!' he begged as he put his hand over my mouth.
I suddenly bit him, his black-gloved hand, I am part neko so its always tempting to bite...
Don't bite Tobi! Tobi didn't mean to scare you. Gomen Tora.
um ...Tobi. I asked sweetly
"yes Tora? he asked curiosly tilting his head slightly.
"Three things...how do you know my name?" i asked completely oblivious.
"oh, leader-sama told me!" he said happily.
"where am I?" i asked totally confused about everything.
"oh your at our base!" he said again happily. Jeez... is this guy even a ninja?
"and last thing...GET OFF ME!" I screamed not believing this talking lollipop,who was, i decided, not a ninja.
"Oh...Gomen Tora!" he said quickly standing up," Tobi will leave! k?" he stated walking out of the strange room.
Lets see...what happened again? i sat up and then remembered the fight i had had with that Uchiha...Itachi i guess, Sasuke's brother. He and that blue-ninja must have kidnapped me while i was in that genjutsu. I suddenly stood up,and cringed with pain.i returned to sitting on the bed and began examining myself. i found myself covered in bandages and wearing only my tank-top and shorts. Then I remembered, where was Tsume? I sighed as i realized, that she must have returned to her world, she is a summoning after all, she just hangs out in this world most of the time. i quickly scanned the room for my weapons, nothing! dammit i can't believe i let myself get captured.
"ugh! i need to return to Konoha!" i said not caring for my injuries and staggering out of the room. Holding onto the door frame, i saw a couple ninjas sitting at a table discussing something among them sat Itachi.
"Oh look she's awake!" stated a blond-haired missin-nin from the hidden stone village. he was watching me closely and said, "Hi, I'm Dei-"he started.
"Give me back my swords!" i growled glaring at the just stared back, emotionless and said,
"oh? and why should I do that?"I gritted my teeth, this guy gets on my nerves!
"So i can kill you, then return to Konoha!" i had chakra stored in each of my blades, each one with a different type of chakra, lightning and water.
he just glared at me, as emotional as ever,when the blue-ninja spoke up,
"Wow... what bad reasoning...you couldn't kill the two of us and you plan on taking out the whole Akatsuki? we could have already killed you!" he stated and then laughed. He laughed at me, i couldn't handle that, I gathered up the last of my chakra and ran toward the missin-nin, using my shurinken jutsu.
he simply raised his sword and blocked them all.
"Friggin dammit!" I yelled as he grabbed my wrist when I attempted to use another jutsu. I readied my other hand to punch him in the gut, but my lack of chakra caught up with me as my legs caved in and the ninja released my wrist.
" I friggin hate you..." i mumbled, as i fell. All I remember is landing on something warm...
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Itachi's POV
'What a stupid ninja, she thinks I'll just return her weapons to her!' I thought as I handled one of her swords. On the end of each sword was a crystal of some kind. This one, I noticed, had a huge amount of chakra contained inside. I decided to examine it with my sharingan, and, as i stared at the sword, I saw chakra flowing through the whole weapon, it was as if the ocean was trapped inside this wave-shaped blade. I set the sword down,curious if the other was the same. This blade was shaped as a lightning bolt and also had the huge amount of chakra stored inside. One big difference was, that this sword had a different kind of chakra than the other one, this chakra was as if it was electricity and jolted through the sword.
"How odd," i said out loud to myself,"she must have been storing her chakra in these swords, water type chakra, and lightning type chakra. Where could she have recieved these swords from, they look to be have been created just for her..." _-
Deidara's POV
She is a very odd ninja i thought as she ran at kisame, un. She will still fight even when she is very low on chakra, and injured badly. I wonder how much damage she managed to give Itachi and kisame. She began to fall,already unconscious, so i rushed under her and brought her back into Itachi's room. She has been staying in his room since he brought her here this morning. She really just wants to return to her village. Wow, she must must be a very strong ninja if she stayed in a fight with Itachi and Kisame long enough to get this many injuries. I began walking out after I gazed at her for a minute.
Tora's POV
I woke up, and felt a lot better than last time, whenever that was. I stood up, my legs were still weak, but that was not going to stop me. I realized that i was in the same windowless room as before. I walked out the door, and saw my amazing partners, Awa and Tsu-ze. They were unconscious and being carried by some ninjas i have never seen before. The one carrying Tsu-ze had white-haired and purple eyes, while the one carrying Awa ,was a hunched over thing with a long white, metal tail wrapped arond them was another ninja with a mask covering his face.
"Let go of my teammates!" I yelled as I quickly used a shurinken jutsu and hit the white haired guy square in the forehead.
"What is wrong with you b*tch!" he yelled as the shurinken -poofed- away.
"What's wrong with you, you Friggin Jashinist!" i yelled when i saw the symbol on his necklace and i remembered reading about jashinists in a book i "borrowed" from a high ranking .
"You-" he started yelling when he was cut off by the masked ninja,
"Hidan,quit arguing we need to report to Leader-sama." and stalked off ,Hidan followed, after giving me a glare that screamed "I will kill you when i get back".they all walked off down the hall, so I, being the ninja I am, used my invisibility jutsu and followed them. We walked into a room in which a red-haired man that had a little too much fun with the piercing gun, sat.
"You brought them then?" he asked moving his face into the he saw them he said," Good, when they awaken, tell me."
"Okay, Leader-sama." The hunched-over man said walking/crawling(i can't really tell!) out of the room still carrying Awa. Hidan and the other ninja followed, Hidan looked angry, he must be going to find me and kill me.
"Leader-sama" stared right at me with his odd eyes, and when the door shut, he said ,
"Tora, get out." I reversed my jutsu and blurted,
"How could you see me? I mean you don't have the sharingan, right? Why am I here anyways?" as I stated my series of questions so-called
"Leader-sama"just repeated,
"Get out Tora, and I will tell you when your friends wake up..." he stated, emotionless, glaring at me.
"Fine but only 'cause I'm going to go chop off that jashinists head!" I yelled,stalking out of the room. On my way i decided to look in all the rooms in the hall. When I found Awa I tried to shake her awake, but she was out cold. I continued looking, and found Tsu-ze, but as like Awa, she was also unconscious. I continued opening doors, surprised I hadn't opened it on someone. I finally got to the last door and ran into Dei- (I never got the rest of his name) who was sitting on his bed with a clay bird in his hand, facing the opposite direction.
" Tobi, I told you to stay out of my room, un!" he yelled throwing something at me "kai!" he said holding up a hand-sign, and turning around, he had missed me, barely. I had ran to the right of the room to get away from the clay bird.
"That is a major insult to just about anyone, calling them Tobi. He isn't even a ninja, just a big lollipop!" I growled as i stalked out of his room. He stood up and said,
"Gomen Tora. I thought it was Tobi coming to bug me again, un."I continued walking, sort of pissed, and needing to take it out on someone, (cough cough Hidan Cough cough) Dei- followed me out wanting to talk to me,
"What do you want?" I sighed, sitting at the table, I was really hungry and my tummy growled.
"I was going to make some ramen, would you like some?" He replied starting on the ramen in the kitchen, that i had not noticed until now.
"Yes please!" he said as I stood up to watch him make it (i could not trust him to not poison it).
When the ramen was done we sat down and ate. "Arigato, Dei! That is not fair! I only know part of your name,and three others, and everyone knows my name!" I said pouting,
"I'm Deidara, un" he replied, chuckling.
"What is so funny?" I asked him completely clueless.
"Nothing, un." he grinned.
"can you tell me something?" I asked him
"Sure, un." he replied staring at me sideways
"Where does that Itachi-baka keep his stuff? I need my swords to cut off that Jashinists head, I have a fight to pick with him!" I growled, partly lying, i needed my swords so I could leave too.
"Well, if the swords aren't in his room, he is probably carrying them with him. That means you've met Hidan then?" He answered "Yes, and which room is Itachi's?" I asked ready to fight him for them.
" The one you were sleeping in." he replied calmly "Ewwww! that is disgusting !" I complained, "That psychotic baka is a stupid ninja!"
"Says the ninja who lost to him, then attacked Kisame with no strength left at all and fainted again!" He said and when he saw my face, chuckled. I was glaring at him and, gritting my teeth.
"I would kill you right now if you weren't my only source of information!Where is Itachi!" I yelled pulling out a kunai I stole from Deidara seconds before.
"Outside training." he said, returning to his room, still laughing, "Good luck!" he finished shutting his door.I stomped out, and found Tobi running in saying,
"Give me back my swords, or I will kill you!" I yelled , pulling out the kunai i stole minutes before.
"...hn..." he mumbled activating his sharingan,
"You know I didn't want to look at you anyways!" I stated averting my eyes to the ground beneath me.
He appeared behind me as i began to form a jutsu, "Water Dragon Jutsu!Chidori!" I yelled combining my two jutsus. The Water Dragon was now surrounded by lightning and going straight toward the Uchiha, when I, stupidly looked up to see his expression, my eyes locked with his mangekyo sharingan.
"Friggin Dammit!" I yelled appearing in some odd world tied to a T. Itachi was now in front of me, holding a katana "Why do you insist on attacking me?" he whispered "I could easily kill you."
"Just return my swords, and I won't bug you again! I didn't want to ever see you in the first place." I sneered sticking my tongue out at him.
"Oh, and why do you care so much for your swords?" He asked jabbing me with his katana.
"Ahhhhhh!" I yelled I am so dead," because those are mine!"
"Oh and where did you get them?" He Questioned stabbing me yet again,
"Ahhhhhh!"I yelled again,"Wow your talkative today." that probably wasn't a good thing to itachis were now in front of me both holding a jabbed me simultaneously
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" I screamed the pain searing through my body. "Dammit! I can't stand looking at one Itachi, this is unbearable!" I said, the stupid comments just flowing out today aren't they.
"Why do you care for them so much?" He said obviously trying to torture me jabbing me again and turning the blade to cause the searing pain to be worse.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"I screamed, "why do you?" i retorted, actually extremely curious as to why he even cared.
This torture went on for what seemed like forever,stupid me, finally answering one of his questions "Because I spent weeks forging my swords out of a special metal and two stones made completely out of chakra! Just friggin leave me alone Uchiha!"
He finally released the jutsu, and I, who was about to collapse onto Itachi, quickly leaned against a tree and replied,
"Don't touch me you friggin Uchiha or I swear I will murder you!" my world became very dizzy and turned into darkness...
I know what your thinking...shes going to end up with Itachi...awwwww..
NOO!THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN I PERSONALLY HATE ITACHI...HE SHOULD HAVE KILLED SASUKE ANYWAYS...
sorry i just needed to say that...
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