Naruto: Prince of the Logia
A/N: This is a Challenge Fanfic, the Idea belongs to "Sage of Fanfic"
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or One piece
Sasuné's apartment
After the incident of Mizuki stealing the scroll, Sarutobi rewarded Naruto and Sasuné the reward money and the payment of a B-Rank Mission. Sasuné also requested that Naruto stay in her apartment since she now knows about Naruto's past. Sarutobi authorised the request.
Naruto is sleeping with Sasuné, she doesn't want Naruto to sleep alone since he's been alone all his life. Naruto finally smiles in his sleep, he feels safe with his rival/girlfriend. Sasuné snuggles in Naruto's arms and Naruto rested his head on Sasuné's shoulder. Then suddenly the alarm beeps, Sasuné woke angrily and burns the alarm clock with her new devil fruit powers, Naruto has given her the Flame-Flame Fruit, she now controls and become fire. Naruto trained her to control her powers and she was getting good at it.
"Time to wake up Naruto-kun" said Sasuné softly as she kisses his cheek.
Naruto groans in response and yawns, he didn't that good before, the bed in his old apartment was lumpy, cold and uncomfortable, it was like sleeping on a bag of rusty kunai. Naruto opens his eyes and smiles at his girlfriend.
"Morning Sasuné-chan" said Naruto as he yawns again "What time is it?"
"Er I sort of burnt the clock…again" said Sasuné
Naruto chuckles at Sasuné, Naruto moved in 3 days ago and Sasuné now has a habit of burning the alarm clock with it's annoying beeping. Naruto looks at the wall clock and widen his eyes.
"AHH, WE'RE LATE!" shouts Naruto
"WHAT?" shouts Sasuné
Naruto and Sasuné rushes in to get a Shower, Sasuné enters first and closes the door in front of Naruto, Naruto shrugs and climbs up the roof. He uses his Swirl-Swirl fruit powers to bathe himself. After the bath, Naruto dried himself and climbed down and entered the apartment wind to get dressed. Sasuné exits the bathroom and sees Naruto all clean and getting dressed.
"Did you bathe outside again?" said Sasuné
"Yeah, I was lucky that no one saw me this time" said Naruto as he puts his trousers on.
"Well you can't blame them, you do look sexy naked" said Sasuné seductively "Maybe we should share the bath next time"
"That sound like a good Idea" said Naruto as he grabs Sasuné closer to him and kisses her.
Sasuné wraps her arms around Naruto's neck and share the kiss. They are really late but they didn't care right now.
Ninja Academy
Naruto and Sasuné arrives at the Academy, they are really late. They opens the door and sees the Iruka twitch his eye.
"You better have a really good explaination of being late" said Iruka
"Erm, we got lost in the road of life" said Naruto
Everyone sweatdrops at that excuse.
Hokage Tower
The Jonin were gathered, a masked, one-eye Jonin sneezes.
"AAACHOO, God someone must've been talking about me" said the one-eyed Jonin
Classroom
"As you all know, you are all now Genin, a low rank ninja. However you will eventually gain enough experience to reach the upper level" said Iruka "Now to announce the teams, Team 1…"
Hokage Tower
The Jonin instructors are watching the new genin being announced, the masked one-eyed Jonin looks at Naruto Sasuné sitting next to each other.
"So, the rumours are true, the rivals are now a couple" said the one-eyed Jonin
"Indeed Kakashi" said Sarutobi "He also invited her as a member of his new clan"
"Can he do that?" said Kakash in shock
"Yes, now that he is strong enough I announced his heritage" said Sarutobi "I authorised him to have a harem under the CRA act"
"What is the heritage, pops?" said Asuma
"Naruto is the Son of the Yondaime and Red Death Uzumaki" said Sarutobi.
The Jonin, including Kakashi were shocked at this.
"Minato-sensei had a son?" said Kakashi "Why I was not informed of this?"
"I did it for Naruto's protection, you do know that the Yondaime made lots of enemies in Iwa, if Iwa finds out about this and Naruto is unable to defend himself, he will die" said Sarutobi "I'm sorry Kakashi but you must understand"
Kakashi nods at this and looks at the genin being announced
Well this could be interesting thought Kakashi
Classroom
"Team 7, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuné Uchiha…" said Iruka
"YAY!" shouts Naruto and Sasuné until Iruka continues
"…and Sakura Haruno"
"NOOOOOOO!" shouts Naruto and Sasuné as they all bang their heads.
Hinata looks at Naruto sadly.
I won't get to be with Naruto-kun thought Hinata
"Team 8, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka and Shino Arurame" said Iruka
AHH, not Kiba thought Hinata in fear He'll rape me
"*sigh* troublesome" said Shikamaru
"Oh you always think things are troublesome Shikamaru" said Ino "I didn't get to be with my friend Sasuné"
"You just want to separate her from Naruto, you really are a troublesome blonde Ino" said Shikamaru
"Hn" said Ino until she smirks at Shikamaru "I'll feel sorry to those teamed up with you"
"Team 10, Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara…" said Iruka
Ino was deadpanned and Shikamaru smirks at Ino
"Who felt sorry that teamed up with me?" smirks Shikamaru
"…Choji Akamichi" said Iruka
AHHH, Not Food-boy Panics Ino
Choji is just busy eating his crisps.
"Now that your are called into your teams, you will meet you instructors" said Iruka
3 hours later
Naruto, Sasuné and Sakura are waiting for their instructor. Naruto is getting impatient and so is Sasuné.
"He's late" said Naruto as he uses his Swirl-Swirl fruit to make a trap by the door.
"Naruto, what are you doing" said Sakura
"Teaching our teacher a lesson" said Naruto
"You are an idiot, our teacher is a Jonin, he couldn't fall for a trick like that" said Sakura
BONK
"OW" said Sakura as she was hit in the head by Sasuné
"Don't call my boyfriend an idiot" warned Sasuné "Or I'll burn that hair of your's"
Sakura winced, she know now that Sasuné has Flame-Flame fruit powers.
SPLASH
Kakashi entered the room and got splashed.
Naruto and Sasuné laughs at Kakashi, he fell for it, Kakashi sighs and crossed his arms.
"My first impression is, I hate you all" said Kakashi "roof in 5 minutes"
Academy Roof
Naruto, Sasuné and Sakura arrive to the Roof and sees Kakashi reads his…adult novel. Sasuné starts twitching her eye to see that book, she wanted to burn that filth to cinders but Naruto stops her and shoots a bullet of water at the book.
"AHH, MY BOOK!" screams Kakashi as his book is now wet.
"Refrain from reading inappropriate material in front of us Sensei" said Naruto "Or you might want to feel the wrath of a woman"
Kakashi then sees Sasuné's on fire, he winced thought of see in his Icha Icha collection burnt.
"S-sure" said Kakashi nervously as he puts away his novel and cleared his throat. "Okay I would like you all to introduce yourselves; I want to hear your likes, dislikes, hobbies and dreams for the future."
"Why won't you start first so we can know what to do" said Sakura
And she's the smart one? Thought Kakashi, Sasuné and Naruto
"Fine, I'm Kakashi Hatake, I rather not say my likes and dislikes for the safety of my health, I hadn't thought of a dream for the future and I have lots of hobbies" said Kakashi "The Bans…I mean the pink haired girl is first"
Sakura quietly growls at Kakashi for calling her a banshee, Naruto and Sasuné snickers at Sakura.
"I'm Sakura Haruno, my likes are my friend Sasuné and dislikes is Naruto-baka…"
Sasuné clears her throat meaning "Insult him and you will burn". Sakura winced since Sasuné is serious.
"…My hobbies are going out, reading and hanging out a malls, My dreams for the future is to be a greatest Kunoichi in Konoha" said Sakura.
It seems that Sakura has a grudge against Naruto, this could be a problem thought Kakashi
"Okay, the Blonde is next" said Kakashi
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki, my likes are Ramen, pranks and Sasuné-chan, my dilikes are prejudice and arrogant bastards that shun at people because they're different. My hobbies are training, making new friends and dating, my dreams for the future is to be Hokage and build a clan." Said Naruto
Such a noble dream, Minato-sensei you should be proud thought Kakashi "Okay the arsonist is next"
Sasuné twitched her eye at what Kakashi called her, then she calmed down.
"I'm Sasuné Uchiha, I likes..no I love Naruko-kun, I despise perverts…"
Kakashi winced at Sasuné's evil glare she gave at Kakashi.
"My hobbies are training and going out, my dream is to rebuild a clan and bring a certain someone to justice" said Sasuné
Naruto must've converted her from being an avenger to his lover. Naruto you really are an unpredictable Ninja thought Kakashi "Okay, tomorrow morning we will start the exam"
"But Kakashi-sensei, we already done the exam 3 days ago" said Sakura
"That was just to separate those who are worthy of being ninja" said Kakashi "This exam is to see if you TRULY are worthy of being ninja, the possibility of failure of this exam is 66%. Meet me at training ground 7, Oh and I suggest that you don't eat breakfast or you end up puking."
After that Kakashi vanishes, Naruto and Sasuné leaves to their apartment.
Next Morning
Naruto and Sasuné woke up, they had their breakfast. They know that Kakashi didn't order them to eat. They decided to leave 3 hours later since Kakashi would be late again. Naruto and Sasuné practice their devil fruit powers, Naruto tries out turning his body into water and starts spinning, he is now a 5 foot water spout, he tries out creating weapons that weren't seen before like a broadsword with teeth (Zabimaru from BLEACH) and bladed chain-whips. Sasuné turns her body into fire, thanks to the devil fruit powers, her clothes can't burn and turn into fire as well. She throws fireballs into the targets and sees them burn, she can also make the flames burn faster and hotter.
3 hours later: training ground 7
Naruto and Sasuné arrives at the training grounds.
"YOU'RE LATE!" screeched Sakura
Naruto and Sasuné plug their ears so the screech can't damage their ears.
"Think about it Sakura, Kakashi has a habit of being late, so what's the point of being at the time he asked to be if he's not here" said Naruto "And you say I'm an idiot?"
"Naruto's right" said Kakashi as he arrives "Yo"
YOUR'RE…."
SPLASH
Naruto threw water at Sakura, she is now wet.
"Shut up" said Naruto, he is now irritated.
"Er thank you Naruto, she was giving me a headache and I forgot the earplugs" said Kakashi as he places 2 lunchboxes and a clock on the post. "Okay, you are until noon to get these 2 bells"
Kakashi hold 2 bells in his hand.
Naruto and Sasuné understand the meaning but Sakura is confused.
"But Kakashi sensei, they're only 3 of us, why do you have 2 bells" said Sakura
Naruto and Sasuné smack their foreheads and growls at Sakura's stupidity.
"Yes, the reason is that only 2 will pass this exam and one goes back to the academy" said Kakashi. "I want you all to come at with the intent to kill"
Sasuné grins evilly and Naruto is surrounded be waterspouts.
I had to say that thought the now terrified Kakashi.
Naruto and Sasuné charges at Kakashi…
BOOM
SPLASH
Kakashi is knocked out, burnt and wet, also with spirals in his eyes.
"You all pass" said Kakashi slurry as he faints .
Naruto and Sasuné high-fived, Sakura was scared she know not to mess with them or you will be killed. Naruto splashed some water on Kakashi's face to wake him up.
"AHH WHAT THE…Oh thank you Naruto" said Kakashi dusting the ash off his jacket and wringing the water out of his hair. "You 2 should be proud, you ALL passed"
"But Kakashi-sensei, I didn't get the bell, how did I pass?" said Sakura
"Perhaps Naruto can explain the true purpose of this exam" said Kakashi
Naruto nods and looks at Sakura
"Teamwork, Kakashi was testing our ability of working as a team, I knew that Kakashi was trying to break us apart and fight against each other. He even said to never eat breakfast, however we ate breakfast and he NEVER ordered us to not eat breakfast." Said Naruto "Since Kakashi-sensei's old habit of being late, I and Sasuné used that opportunity to train for this battle. I and Sasuné worked together to defeat him. It's what the saying goes: those who disobey the rules are trash but those who abandon their comrades are lower than trash. Perhaps you should end your grudge against me and work with me and Sasuné."
Kakashi nods
"During Sakura's lack of motivation I would fail you all, but since you truly know the way of the shinobi" said Kakashi as he puts his thumb up "I hereby pass you team 7 as Genin of Konoha. We will start our first mission tomorrow, I will report this to the hokage, dismissed"
The newly named Team 7 then leaves, Kakashi waits for Naruto and Sasuné to leave then he reaches for his precious porn, then the book bursts into flames.
"I'm not stupid Kakashi" shouts Sasuné from beyond.
Kakashi widens his eye, drops to his knees and screams of all his might.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Hokage Tower
Later, the Jonin instructors were gathered to the Hokage's office to report on their teams.
"Team 6: failed" said a Jonin
"*Sniff* Team 7: Pass *SOB*" cries Kakashi as he covers his face and sobs out loud.
"What's the matter Kakashi, aren't you pleased to pass a Genin team for the first time?" said Sarutobi
"It's not that *sniff* SASUNÉ BURNT MY ICHA ICHA WAHHHH!" wails Kakashi like a baby
The Jonins sweatdrops at Kakashi's behaviour.
"Oh grow up Kakashi" said Kurenai as she pushes Kakashi out of the so she can report her team's status "Team 8: passed"
"Team 10 passed" said Asuma
"Oh my, it seems that we have the rookie 9 again" said Sarutobi surprised that only 3 teams passed. "Tomorrow your team will begin you mission, and Kakashi please refrain from reading those books in front of Sasuné, she hates perverts"
"*sniff* okay" said Kakashi still crying.
Sasuné and Naruto
Sasuné and Naruto decided to go out to celebrate their success, now that Naruto has the devil fruit powers his life became easier. Naruto and Sasuné entered a club called the "Bloody Kunai" inside the club is filled with off-duty ninjas. At the table are Team 10 and Team 8, Kiba is bothering Hinata by asking her to dance with him. Sasuné hates Kiba because he is what Sasuné truly hates: Kiba is a pervert, when he was 11 he peeped through the bathhouses and Sasuné was in there. Sasuné wanted to punch the living daylights out of him but Naruto stops her.
"Please Sasuné-chan, we don't want to be thrown out" said Naruto
Sasuné nods and she and Naruto walks to the table by the 2 teams.
"Hey Naruto" said Kiba "How are things?"
"Fine, we passed" said Naruto "What about you?"
"Heh, piece of cake" said Kiba "Those exams are way too easy"
"That is because we worked together" said Shino "It's quite obvious, you were a bit slow to notice it"
Kiba looks away grumbling about know-it-all bug-nerds. Hinata smiles at Naruto and tries to speak.
"I-I'm glad t-that you passed Naruto-kun" said Hinata although as was sad that Naruto is dating his rival Sasuné.
"Thanks Hinata-chan" said Naruto "Would everyone like a drink?"
Everyone nods, Naruto walks to the bar-stand to get his friends' drinks. He arrives with 8 glasses.
"Too our dreams and career as Shinobi" said Naruto as he raises his glasses
"TOO OUR DREAMS AND CAREER AS SHINOBI!" shouts the rookie 9 minus Sakura.
Night
The rookie 8 celebrated so much that they couldn't walk properly. Kiba had way too much, Shino swore him and hear buzzing but that was just the bugs inside him. Shikamaru is asleep, Choji and Ino are dancing strangely, Sasuné and Hinata are singing out of tune with Naruto.
Naruto slurry walks with Sasuné and Hinata, Hinata was so drunk that she starts to speak with Naruto without stuttering.
"Naruto-kun, for all my life I watch you grow shtrong *hic* I wanted to say I lo-ZZZZZZZ" said Hinata until she drops to sleep in Naruto's shoulder.
Naruto carries her bridal style and takes her to his and Sasuné's apartment.
Naruto and Sasuné's Apartment
Naruto, Sasuné and the sleeping Hinata arrives at the apartment. Sasuné giggles slurry at Hinata
"Aw she looks like an angel" said Sasuné slurry "Can we keep her?"
"She's not ours to *hic* keep Shashuné-chan" said Naruto as he drops Hinata on the bed.
Hinata moans as she curls up in a ball, Sasuné drop in bed with Hinata hugging her. Naruto chuckles as he too drops to bed. He crawls between them and kisses them goodnight.
"Goodnight" said Naruto as he drifts to sleep.
CliffHanger
Allo allo, what's this then? Hinata in bed with Naruto and Sasuné, what will happen, will Sasuné fight Hinata over Naruto or will they share?