A lonely road in the Southern Earth Kingdom, at the end of a very long day...

"It was good to finally deliver those relief supplies." Katara said with an emotionless voice. She and her brother were sitting at the front of a carriage pulled by ostrichhorses.

"Yeah." Sokka flatly replied. "Uh, nice weather we're having."

"Uh huh."

But they weren't sitting 'together' - there was a space between them, although that geometric distance was dwarfed by the emotional distance between the two Water Tribe siblings.

"Too bad Aang was called away on another mission..." Sokka unthinkingly commented.

Katara answered her clueless bro with a nasty look.

"Um, I mean..."

"Hey, why so glum, chums?" Toph Bei Fong chirped as she jumped between the uncomfortable duo. "We finished our mission, and soon the gang will be back together! We should celebrate!"

"Why? So you can slip us a mickey in our drink?"

"Sokka! Look, Toph, it's not a good time for a celebration right now."

"Why not?"

"It just isn't."

"Yeah! We can't all be happy like you and Meng!" Sokka blurted out. "Hmm, yeah, now that I think about it, you have been a lot more cheerful lately. What's up with that?"

"I, I don't know what you mean, Sokka! I mean, um, sure is nice weather we're having for a carriage ride! And no evil witches to ruin it this time!"

"Why did you have to go and say that?"

"Say what?"

"Halt!" the female voice commanded.

"See what I mean!"

"Hey, in my defense, they were here long before I ever said that!" Toph retorted.

Chapter 7: You'll Have To Do It

(Because I Can't Reach It With My Mouth)

"Boni Su!" Katara spat out the hated name as if it were poison. "What makes you think things will go differently than before? In fact, they'll go a lot worse!" the pissed off waterbender threatened as she immediately adopted a defensive, 'octopus arms' position using the water from the sack at her side. Quickly jumping off the carriage, the young Southern Water Tribe maiden and her heroic cohorts confronted their antagonists in battle-tested stances, Toph's feet firmly gripping her native element.

"Ain't we th' confident one! And ta answer yore question, ah got a few...old friends...ta help me this time."

Boni stepped aside to reveal...

"Hama? Hmph! Doesn't matter! My waterbending is stronger than hers, and she knows it!"

"Wahl, wahl. Someone's been poured fulla vinegar and th' other thing! But ah brung more help than Hama! Ladies, why don't yew introduce yoreselves?"

"Hello, children!" the elderly chemist said.

"This is Lan. She makes things. She's very...creative. Yew may be familiar with her, ah, 'sea prunes'!"

"You're responsible for that?" a ticked off Katara railed.

"Why, yes." Lan replied. "It was a special concoction I whipped up for my Miyuki!" the herbalist added as she hugged her cat. "It made him quite popular with the female felines! Didn't it, baby? Yes, it did!"

"Ewww! You dosed us with cat aphrodesiac? Yuck!"

"Hey, it wasn't that bad!" Toph countered. Then she sensed the heads of her companions swiveling in her direction, the muscles in their faces going taut. "Uh, I meant the flavor! You know, mmm, good tasting prunes!"

"And this is muh new friend, Macmu-Ling."

"Hello, young people.

It's a pleasure to meet you,

if not the reason."

"What is this, some kind of joke? Boni, do you seriously think these women can stop us?" Katara challenged.

"I don't know, Katara. That last one seems familiar." Sokka ruminated.

"Who are you supposed to be? The Old Mistresses?" Toph asked with a grin.

"The old who?"

"Remember, Sokka? That's what we called Iroh and the others he got to help him free Ba Sing Se!"

"Who's Iroh?"

"General Iroh, of the Fire Nation?"

"Wasn't he a failure? Ah thought yew were tryin' to pay us a compliment?"

"How about Master Piandao? Heard of him? Master swordsman?"

"No."

"Jeong Jeong, master firebender?"

"Who who?"

"I thought all old people knew each other! How about Pakku, master wa-"

"Enough, Toph!" Katara cut her associate off. "We don't need to banter with these old bitties! We just need to put them down!"

"Watch your tongue, children!

Neither old, nor a bitty.

Disrespectful brats!"

"Ha! She talks funny!" the Earth Kingdom girl guffawed.

"I do more than talk.

I prepare our victory

and your deserved end!"

"I'd like to see you try; lady!" Toph chortled, her body securely set upon the earth she was master of.

"Laugh while you can, child.

Soon you will be defeated

and we triumphant."

"Toph, I remember her now! She's some haiku master from Ba Sing Se! Don't listen to her! She's trying to distract us!"

"Relax! What can Madam haiku poochu whatever do to us?" the master of the solid element dared. "We can handle anything they dish out!"

"You disdain my words?

Then know this, brash earthbender:

Your fate lies below."

"Seriously? I'm an earthbending master! Nothing below me, or in the ground, can stop me!"

"Toph, don't...watch out!"

"What?"

From seemingly out of nowhere, Sita appeared. She hung down from the carriage and, with quick slicing movements of her hands, poked both the surprised Katara and Sokka in the side of the head!

As the waterbender and the warrior fell, Toph, still rooted to the ground, was unaware of the exact nature of the threat.

"Who's there? You won't..."

Then Sita was upon the girl, her wiry legs wrapped around the earthbender's skull!

With a lightning flash jab of the middle-aged woman's fingers, Toph the immovable crumpled like a rag doll to the dusty road.

"Your strength becomes weakness.

Now you lie in it, fallen.

Your tart tongue silenced."

"Uh, yeah. Nice work, Macmu-Ling." Boni Su said. Then she saw Sita applying new strikes to the downed trio's kidneys. "Sita, whut are ya doin'?"

"We need to take them with us, so I stopped their bowels from emptying. Or would you rather we clean their soiled undergarments?"

"Good thinkin'! I..."

Bloorrrt

The massive fart ripped through Toph's anal sphincter.

"Hmm. It stopped the solids, but not the gas. Something to work on."

"No kiddin'!"

"Gah mm yaaa" Sokka mumbled, his mind twisted inside out.

"They're still awake. Lan?"

"Nighty-night, kiddies!" the herbalist cackled, and blew powder in the faces of the three heroes.

Unconsciousness overcame them and, hours later...

"Unnnhhhhh..."

"Katara? You okay?" the sweet boy's voice called out.

"S, Sokka? Where? Oh no."

"Can you move? Toph says she can't move at all! Or bend!" declared the tied up tribesman.

"No! She must have blocked our chi, like Ty Lee does!" the water girl yelped as her useless body leaned against the cold wall.

"Like Ty Lee does? Who do you think taught her that move? But I didn't teach her everything! Heh heh!"

"Wow. You can immobilize people! Not so useful against a distance weapon, though, are you?" Hama cruelly mocked her criminal associate, as a water snake oozed around her.

"More useful than you! You didn't lift a hand to capture these three! I did it!" Sita boasted.

"Bitch! I'll show you what I can do!" Hama vowed, and prepared to fight.

"Stop it, yew two!" Boni Su got in between the combative curmudgeons. "Sita, Hama was needed in case Katara and them ran fer it! She did her job! Leave it alone!"

Retreating, scowling at each other, Sita and Hama moved to different corners of the room.

"The floor show was nice.

But what is to be done now

with the three youngsters?"

"Wahl, now thaht Katara's awake, she kin do her mouthbendin'! MENG! Git out here!"

"Meng? You're helping them?" the benderless, helpless Toph Bei Fong cried out when the familiar footsteps of the buck-toothed lass she called friend (no, more than friend) entered the room.

"Sorry, Toph. Sorry, guys. I have to, or..."

"Meng! Yore one of us now! Ah ain't forcin' ya ta do anythin'!" the crusading Boni claimed.

"Then why did you leave me all alone?"

"Ah told yew...Ah had business ta take care of! And ah gave yew money!"

"Not enough! I, I had to sell my body!"

"Ah never told yew ta do thaht! Now shut yore mouth and get ready ta copy Katara!"

"It's okay, Meng! Nobody blames you." the heartbrtoken Toph told her.

"I blame her!" Sokka blurted out.

And immediately regretted it, once he saw how his words crushed Toph's spirit.

"I, I mean..."

"Sokka...What are we going to do?" Katara, nearly in tears, sobbed.

"I don't know. We need a plan, but, with no bending, and no weapons, I...I got nothing!"

"You'll do whut yew shoulda done long ago, girl...Mouthbendin'!" Boni Su exclaimed.

"Who will she mouthbend?

There is only the oaf here.

Is there another?"

"He's all we need!" Boni evilly cackled.

"Mouthbend her own brother?" Hama inquired. Even the hate-filled waterbender was taken aback by Boni's wicked plan.

"Yew've done it before...Haven't yew, Katara?" Boni Su laughed. "Captured by those pesky smugglers, and th' only source of water in yore brother's dick?"

"I thought you said you wanted to help women, but you're a terrible person!" Katara cried, barely holding back her tears.

"Katara...It's okay. Do what you have to do. I don't blame you." Sokka tenderly said.

"But...you shouldn't...we shouldn't have to...why is this happening...it isn't fair...I only wanted to save us, not, not all this..." the kind-hearted girl from the South Pole broke down, and the tears flowed freely down her face.

"Awww...Don't cry, Katara! Yore act a' forbidden sex will give birth ta a new age fer wimmen everywhere!"

"Family is special, isn't it?" Hama wickedly interjected, her initial hesitancy to Boni's scheme all but forgotten. "I can remember when I had one, in the Southern Water Tribe. And how they did nothing when when the Fire Nation took me away from them! The things those bastard guards did to me...Sucking your brother's cock will only begin to pay that back!"

"Ooh. Issues." Boni commented. "Sita, why don't yew assist th' poor girl. She can't hardly do it in th' condition yew left her."

"With pleasure." Sita cruelly replied as she pushed Katara's head towards her brother's crotch. "I'll just imagine it's Hama!"

"Ha ha ha ha!" all the Old Mistresses (except Hama) laughed.

"No...Spirits, why...what have I done to..." Katara blubbered. As she got closer and closer to her sibling's nervously twitching tunic pants, Katara could feel the tears gushing out of her tear ducts. The womens' cruelty had broken her. There was nothing left for her to do, except go along with their horrible scheme and...

Wait...Katara thought. I can feel the tears...

Snapping her neck to the side, Katara's watery blue eyes locked onto Sita's golden orbs.

Sita gasped, and immediately began rubbing her eyes.

Her tear-strewn eyes!

"Waterbending witch! What did you do to me?" Sita barked as she tried in vain to get her eyes to stop crying.

"Huh? Whut is she..." Boni wondered.

Then the angry, yet still teary, Katara looked her tormentors in the eye, and they all suffered the same fate!

"Ahhh!" Boni screamed. "Hama, make it stop!"

"I...I can't!" Hama yelled, unable to bend the water in anyone's body without benefit of the full moon.

Then, with a whiplash crack, Katara spun her head round! Hama's tears reversed and flowed in to her tear ducts, stopping up the evil waterbender's internal waterworks!

"Arrrgh! How can you..." Hama gasped in pain, then dropped to the floor unconscious.

"Wow! Tearbending! That's amazing, Katara!" Sokka congratulated his gifted sister. "Too bad we're still stuck here!"

"Run!" Meng the bending sensitive shouted as she recalled Sita's blows that blocked Katara's and Toph's chi and repeated them in a desperate attempt to un-block their chi and free the bending girls.

"We've got to get out of here before they..."

"You're not going anywhere, traitor!" Boni vowed as she swung a decorative lamp with one hand while she continued to wipe at the tears pouring out of her eyes with the other.

"Unhh!" Meng uttered as she fell to the conniving woman's unexpected assault.

"That'll teach yew!" Boni declared.

"No...This will teach you!" the steely strong Katara vowed.

Swiftly, the master waterbender bent a wall of ice out of the ambient moisture (plus the Herbalist's plants) and trapped Boni, Sita, Macmu-Ling and Lan!

After freeing Sokka from his bonds, Katara declared "That ice won't last long in this heat! Let's get out of here and find the police!"

"Right behind ya, sis!" Sokka stated as he carried the unconscious Meng out of the building, followed by Toph.

"Where are we?" Katara asked once they got outside.

"Looks like a house in the woods." Sokka replied.

"Trust Boni to have a remote hideout for her evil schemes!" Katara bitched as she searched for the way to town in the midst of the night-dark forest. "Can you see the road? Or a vehicle? Sokka?"

Hearing a sound from above, Katara looked up, and saw a black shape descending towards her from the treetops.

"What the?"

It was the last thing she saw.

"Oooohhh...Not again!" the young waterbender cried upon regaining consciousness.

"We really have to stop meeting like this!" Toph, seeking to lighten the mood, wisecracked. The trio (plus Meng) were once again being held against their will in a dirty, cramped room with a dusty floor (as kidnappers don't have the best cleaning habits).

"Who is it this time?" Katara, still trying to clear her head, asked.

"Sangok and his Dai Li goons!" Sokka informed his sister.

"Sangok! Why are you doing this?" Katara pleaded. "I thought things were okay between us!"

"You had your chance." Sangok hissed. "And chose to study forbidden scrolls, which is a crime!"

The Northern Water Tribesman produced the ancient waterbending scroll from the smuggler's town that Katara acquired and displayed it for all to see.

"The only 'crime' I'm guilty of is trying to protect my loved ones!" Katara loudly declared. "From, from people like you and Boni Su!"

"You mean the criminal, Boni Su, of the Foggy Swamp?"

"Yes. But why..."

"Bring them in!"

The Dai Li marched the captured quintet into the room.

"Earth cuffs. That's a good look for you, Boni! They go with your muddy boots!" Sokka quipped. "Ha! I still got it!"

"Laugh while yew can, fool! Soons ah get outta here..."

"Silence! You're guilty of acquiring forbidden knowledge and will pay for it! Your associates are also probably guilty! There will be a full investigation!" Sangok declared.

"Good work, Sangok! We've been after Boni for a long time!" the Dai Li leader stated. "Finally, we can wrap this case up! I've been away from Ba Sing Se for too long!" he screeched.

"This is all your fault, Hama!" Sita shouted. "You're the waterbender! It was your job to stop Katara!"

"It was ALL our jobs, fingerbender!"

"Ladies! Please! Yo're more ornery than a pack a' Saber-Toothed Mooselions! Now shush!"

"Oh, how I've fallen.

From posh homes in Ba Sing Se

to drab cells in chains!"

"Yew, too, Macmu-Ling!"

"How I wished never

to hear the name Boni Su!

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!"

"Ah mean it!"

"Well, you have to subtract points for lack of originality, but she does make her point rather forcefully!" Sokka joked.

"Heh heh. Aren't they silly, Miyuki?" Lan talked to her cat, who was also in earth cuffs.

"Me-yowww!"

"Are ya ready, Lan?" Boni asked.

"Of course! And so is Miyuki!" the Herbalist replied.

"Quiet over there!" the Dai Li guard barked.

"Do it!" Boni implored her addled compatriot.

"Heh heh!" Lan wheezed, and poured chemicals plucked from her robe on her earthen cuffs, dissolving them. "You should have cuffed my hands behind my back!"

"What the? She's free!" a guard gasped.

"And here's another treat!" she added. "Miyuki! Time to play!" Lan the Herbalist threw her cat on the nearest Dai Li agent's face, giving her enough time to free her female allies.

"Stop them!" the Dai Li leader ordered.

"Oh no!" a horrified Katara exclaimed as the five deadly women faced off against the earthbending Dai Li and the waterbending Sangok. "If they fight, it could be a bloodbath!"

"Yeah, and whoever's left standing will mean curtains for us!" Sokka moaned.

Meanwhile, Sita tried (and failed) to nail a pair of elusive Dai Li, and the three danced all over the confined space. Sangok launched a water assault against Hama, who had no water of her own to bend, until Sangok conveniently gave her some. His natural clumsiness (a slip and fall) is all that saved him from being sliced in two from Hama's ice daggers. Lan threw her potions and powders at any Dai Li who came too close to her, and Macmu-Ling yapped her lips off to distract her pursuers from the dainty, yet fearsome, hands she wielded, hands that should have been registered as weapons with the authorities. And Boni Su? She plotted their next move.

"I don't suppose you have anything in your pants that can save us this time, Snoozles?" Toph jokingly hoped.

"I assure you, I do not." Sokka dryly stated.

Then he thought about it.

"Wait...Maybe I do! Katara, you have to dickbend them! ALL of them!"

"What? But, Sokka, I thought you never wanted me to do that ever again!"

"I know what I said before, but...Katara, do you trust me?"

"Of course!"

"Then you have to dickbend like you never have before! Let yourself loose! Go, go crazy with the dickbending!"

"Okay. I'll try."

"Good girl!"

Scrunching her face, Katara stretched her mouth wide as she imagined all of the cocks in front of her occupying her young throat! It was an odd sensation, and then it got even odder...

...Because she could feel something else besides dicks!

All of the fighters gasped and stopped their battle.

Moving her mouth and tongue like she did earlier with Sokka (when she thought he was Aang), Katara expertly coaxed the fluids in the groins (blood and whatnot) of the combatants to surge, exciting them as she connected with the water chakra located in that part of the body as well as their chi energy.

Katara's dickbending from a distance soon had all of the Dai Li, and the Old Mistresses, moaning in pleasure, moans that exploded in peals of joy when she brought their chi energy to the breaking point of climax!

"It's times like these I wish I had eyes!" Toph grinned, unable to 'feel' the goings on due to her confinement in a non-earth cage. "What'd you do to 'em, Katara?"

"I...I just dickbended the Dai Li...and the old ladies!" the naive waterbender yelped. "I can't believe I did girls! Eww! No offense, Toph!"

"Ah, why would I be offended, Katara?"

"Um, because you're a girl?"

"Oh. Right. Of course."

"Whew! Never felt anything like that before!" a smiling Sita, mopping her brow, said.

"Neither...have I." said the astonished leader of the Dai Li as he slowly rose to his feet.

"That's because Katara's a bodybender, which has been forbidden for hundreds of years!" the ever angry Sangok declared. "She must be punished!"

"After that little display, she's not going anywhere!" a much happier Hama vowed.

Thus, a new faceoff began.

"Sokka..." Katara shuddered at the new fate in store for her! Before, she imagined she might have got off with a fine or a short stay in prison for possessing a forbidden scroll, courtesy of the Dai Li, or one mouthbending session for the Old Mistresses.

But now? What would they do with her, now that they knew what she could do?

"Hold on." he replied. "Dai Li...Sangok...Older women..."

"I am not old, whelp!

Don't mistake maturity

for wizened status!" Macmu-Ling proudly declared.

"...And you, whoever you are...How can you condemn Katara for doing something that brings such pleasure to people? You should let her go, and thank the Spirits she even exists!"

"Wow, Sokka, when did you get so open-minded?" said an impressed Toph.

"Shush."

"Hmmm. He has a point. I've been questioning the merits of this case, and whether it should be pursued, what with all of the law enforcement work we have in Ba Sing Se since the walls came down." the number one Dai Li agent considered.

"Sir! You can't mean that! Katara is clearly a criminal, and must face justice!" Sangok shouted.

"Sangok...I know you mean well, but what has she done? Learned some...unusual moves from an old scroll and, well, you know." He said that last part with a smile.

"Sir, I can't believe I'm hearing this! She's bewitched you!"

"No, nothing of the sort!" the Dai Li leader grinned. Then he became serious. "However we deal with Katara, we can't leave Boni Su free to spread her treacherous heresy!"

"Go ahead and try ta put me away!" Boni Su exclaimed. "Make me a martyr! Th' movement will go on! Soon ah'll have an army of bodybenders at my command, and we'll..."

"No, you won't!" Toph spoke up.

A serious Toph.

"Whut?"

"Katara's the only female waterbender in the world right now, except for Hama, and we all know she'll never be able to do what Katara does! She's way too old and scary! So you'll never have your 'army of bodybenders' to conquer the world, or whatever you were planning!"

"Is this true, Boni?" a freshly peeved Sita asked.

"Wahl, there ain't any waterbender candidates raght now, but soon as ah get ta th' North Pole, ah'm sure ah kin recruit a few gals ta our side!"

"Yeah, right! You'd never get within 1000 leagues of that place! They got security up the wazoo!" Sokka spoke from experience. "Not to mention the fact that none of the women there even knows any waterbending! Face it, Boni, your take over the world plan is a bust!"

"I can not believe

I was such a fool woman

and followed this wretch!"

"Boni, you idiot! We're through!" Sita announced.

"I'm with her!" Hama joined the woman she had previously squabbled with.

"As am I." Macmu-Ling added (and without a haiku!)

"Girls...you'll abandon me ta my fate?" Boni pleaded. "Lan?"

"What are you saying, Miyuki? That Boni's crazier than me? Heh heh. You're funny!"

"Looks like you're all alone, Boni!" the cheerful Dai Li chief commented. "Now then, Katara...You seem like a nice girl...Do you promise to never again practice this 'bodybending'?" he asked.

"Yes, sir! Never again! You have my word!" Katara swore.

"Since the threat of bodybending is non-existent, and Boni Su is in custody, you and your friends are free to go, Katara of the Southern Water Tribe!"

"Thank you, sir! Thank you very much!" the grateful waterbender said with a bow.

"Oh, and you other ladies can go, too! But don't ever cross our paths again!"

"I can't believe that worked!" Katara breathlessly said to her companions upon exiting the Dai Li's compound.

"Ah, it's no problem, if you understand human nature like I do!" Sokka bragged.

"Wouldn't you have to be human to do that?" Toph quipped.

"Ha ah, Toph! Very funny! NOT!"

"I thought it was funny!" Meng laughed.

"It was obvious those old biddies were sexually frustrated!" Sokka explained. "And no, Toph, you can't ask me how I knew they were sexually frustrated!"

"Darn it!" Toph mock complained. "How will I ever learn the intricacies of the great Sokka's mind?"

"And of course the Dai Li guys, being guys, would go for it! So it was an easy way to get them on our side!"

"Except for Sangok..." Katara mused, and fingered the betrothal necklace the boy from the North Pole made for her when they were to be wed. Even though it was all a lie, a hypnotic scenario constructed by the Dai Li, it still felt real.

I wonder what he'll do now. the sensitive tribal girl thought.

"Sir, I still don't understand...why did you let Katara go? She's guilty of so many crimes!"

"Sangok...You're a young man. When you've been around the block a few times, like me, you realize there are more important things in life than chasing after every errant scalawag! Now tell me, isn't there someplace else you'd rather be, and someone you'd rather be with?"

"Yes. There is."

Visions of the vivacious Anyu filled the Northern Water Tribesman's mind.

And it felt good.

No, more than that...It felt right.

"Then I suggest you attend to that person. Now if you'll excuse me, I have important business to take care of at home. And someone I have to see...my wife!"

As the leader of the Dai Li turned his body towards him, Sangok's eyes bugged out!

Because it looked as if there was a tentpole in the older man's pants!

(That's right! The extremely gifted Katara had created bender Viagra!)

Meanwhile, our heroes had an unusual encounter...

"Not so fast!" Sita halted the quartet's progress. "We four would like to...discuss...Katara's future...activities." the Fire Nation cougar sensually purred, and put an arm around the young waterbender.

"Uh oh." Sokka worried. "Somehow I don't think her definition of 'activity' is the same as mine!"

"Yeah, Sokka, you sure do know human nature!" Toph sarcastically commented on how the Water Tribe teen's great plan backfired on him.

"Um, hi, uh, Sita, is it?" Katara said as she gingerly removed the 40ish woman's arm from her shoulder. "I know just what you girls need!"

"I'm sure you do!" Macmu-Ling said as she, Hama and Lan crowded around the nubile Water Tribe lass.

"Such a resourceful girl!" Hama cooed.

"Katara!" Sokka bleated in abject horror. "What are you thinking?"

"Sokka...I trusted you, and now you have to trust me."

"You're right, Katara..." the heartsick brother who loved her without reservation hesitantly admitted. "If you want to have a wild sex orgy with a bunch of women, it's not my place to criticize you for that. Anything you want to do, I'll support."

"Thanks, but I don't...Oh, so that's what 'orgy' means!"

"Sounds good to me!" Toph cheered, and rubbed her hands together in gleeful anticipation of future fun.

"Ah, but not me!" Katara retorted. "I mean, I know someone who can please you ladies just as well as I did!"

"Really?"

"Yes. You'll like Jlang. All the girls do!"

A couple of days later, after giving medical and housing aid to the refugees, Katara retired to the residence they rented in the nearby town, prepared dinner, and waited...

"You're late, Sokka!" Katara icily informed her tardy brother. "Dinner's cold!"

"Sorry." Sokka sat down and stuffed his face with the no longer steaming meal. "I went by Madam Chuntao's on the way back. Man, do they have some choice morsels!" he said between bites.

"Sokka! How could you go to that whorehouse? What about Suki?"

"What about her? She can go there if she wants! There's nothing stopping her! And I thought you said it was a brothel? Anyway, it was pretty interesting! I heard those old witches are practically wearing your buddy Jlang out! I think the term they used for Hama was 'screamer'!"

"TMI, Sokka, TMI!"

"Yeah, so get this! Madam Chuntao even offered me a job to spell ol' Jlangy for a bit, give him time to recover!"

"What? You, you didn't take her up on her offer, did you?"

"Nah! Of course, I'd be great at it, but it's not my thing!"

"But it's your 'thing' to visit a whorehouse? I can't believe you, Sokka! And after all we've been through!"

"Hey, I said you couldn't go to that place! I didn't say anything about me! And the food there is great! You should see the chef slice the meat right off the carcass as it rotates on the spit! The man's an artist, I tell ya!"

"So you went there...for the food?"

"Yep! Fine dining at its finest! What? You thought I went there...for sex?"

"Well...yeah!"

"Katara, you have a lot to learn about men!"

"I suppose so."

"How could you even think that? You...you know there's only one girl for me..." Sokka tenderly said as he leaned towards his sister, both siblings lost in each other's eyes.

"And I hope that one girl is me!" the newly-arrived female quipped.

"Suki! Of course! Who else?" Sokka managed to blurt out with a straight face.

The Kyoshi Warrior was followed by Aang.

"Hi, guys! I picked Suki up on the way back here after I learned her mission was over!"

Katara quietly got up and walked over to her paramour.

"Hi, Aang! It's so good to see you!" Katara said as she warmly hugged the Air Monk.

"I missed you so much, babe! You have no idea!" Sokka gushed.

"Ah, Aang, I think we should... leave these two alone."

"Okay, Katara."

"Maybe you can...show me how much you missed me?" Suki lewdly suggested.

"Yeah?" Yeah!...What's that thing Toph said? Do the alphabet...with your tongue? Sokka plotted his next carnal adventure.

"So, Katara, Toph said you guys had the craziest adventure, but she wouldn't give with the details and then left! What happened?" Aang asked once they reached the living room, which was empty since Toph and Meng went out to enjoy the evening air.

Toph...Always tryng to help. Thank you, my friend! Katara beamed. "I could tell you, Aang. Or I could...show you."

"Yeah? Then, show away!"

"Okay. Hold still!" Katara instructed as she kneeled in front of the mystified airbender.

"What are you doing with my pants?...Whoa! Spirits! How...are you doing that? That's so amazing...The monks never said anything about...Oh, oh, Katara...I'm, I'm going to...!"

If you can't be with the one you love

Honey

Love the one you're with

Love the one you're with

Love the one you're with

That was a nice ending, but rather bittersweet.

Which is why I came up with another ending!

Next:

Will Katara and Sokka ever get together for real?

Will Aang ever find out what happened?

Will Toph and Meng ever, well, you know?

Why are you asking me?

Oh, just read the next chapter, already! It's crazy good!

Plus:

Extra scenes guest-starring a certain Fire Lord!

(No, not Ozai!)

Get ready for a hot time in the ol' town tonight!

Notes

At the end there, Katara is using mouthbending, not dickbending, because she promised the Dai Li leader she wouldn't bodybend anymore.