Before we get to the action I would just like to say, Thank you for reading and I don't own Red vs. Blue.(It would be fucking awesome though.)

Morning Blue Team!

Church was in the kitchen humming the song 'Walking On Sun Shine' as he actually cooked breakfast for his team. Tucker walked in lazily into the kitchen still not dressed rubbing his eyes and yawning. He frowned at Church's strangely cheery mood as he walked by then sitting down on the preset table. He rested his head on his hand frowning at Church as Church looked at him smiling.

"Rise and shine Tucker!" Said Church nicely while still cooking. Tucker only frowned more at him.

"What the hell happened to you? Tex come and beat you over the head with her rifle last night?" He asked frowning in disgrace.

"Nope." Church replied walking over to place a pancake on Tucker's plate.

"Donut teach you his girly ways?" Tucker said grabbing the towel off Church's shoulder. "And are you wearing an apron?"

"Yeah." Church said in an admiring tone as he walked away. Caboose and Doc then walked in both dressed and smiling as they sat down.

"Morning privates!" Church said enthusiastically. Doc and Caboose looked at him confused.

"Church…" Caboose said in a curious tone.

"What?"

"Did Tex beat you upside the head last night?"

"Nope." Church then walked over and placed a pancake on each of their plates.

"When are you going to tell us why your so happy?" Tucker asked fiddling with the pancake Church put on his plate.

"Its not poisonous." Church pointed out walking back into the kitchen. "And you will find out soon enough." Tex then walked in dressed and put together as usual. She gestured to Church smiling sideways.

"Hey." she then walked over to the table and took a seat with the others. Tucker looked at her frowning as she smiled slightly and sat down lady like.

"What the hell happened to you guys last night?" Tucker asked frustrated. Tex smiled a small amount bigger then before looking slightly at Church mischievously. He looked at her almost making eye contact, but then looking away. Tucker watched and became strangely uncomfortable with Tex's smile as she looked back. Church walked up and put a pancake on her plate and walked back in and took off his apron and then took a seat by Tucker and Doc. He'd already put a pancake on his plate also. He blinked at Tex as they made eye contact her blinking back not even a full second after him. They're eye contact broke when church looked at Tucker.

"So Tucker how'd you sleep last night?" Church asked grabbing his fork.

"Fine other then Jr. kept bothering me." Tucker said spotting Tex and Church unusual eye contact.

"Can you pass the syrup?" Church asked looking at Tex. She passed it only looking at him slightly then looking away. "Why?"

"How the fuck should I know? He doesn't even speak English."

"True."

"Church why is Tex flirting with you?" Caboose asked looking at Church as he spit some of his coffee out.

"No, no, no, no.." Church said sitting down his coffee as Tucker snickered next to him. "Tex isn't flirting with me Caboose."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Then why is Tex avoiding eye contact now?" Church turned to look at Tex as she sipped her coffee then standing up.

"You know I'm really busy today." Tex said grabbing her drink. Church looked at her confused as to what looked like a cover up that he'd only seen her perform when nervous or embarrassed. One time in particular that he remembered was before they joined the military.

Flash Back.

Tex was sitting lady like in a black dress. Her hair was long enough that it was slightly curled. She grabbed a folded napkin and wiped her mouth slightly while shifting in her seat. After taking a sip of whine. The waiter then walked up and placed their food down in front of them as Church sipped his whine then smelling his food.

"Mm." Said Church smelling his food as Tex giggled slightly at him. "Hum?"

"What?" She said putting some dressing on her salad.

"You laughed?"

"Nope. Wasn't me."

"Okay." He said timidly. Tex then took a bite of her salad a bit of dressing getting on her dress.

"Tex."

"I know." She said grabbing a napkin.

"No, I'll get it." Church then grabbed a napkin and reached his arm over to wipe it off, but failing as he bumped her glass of whine and spilling it on her. He then pulled his arm away as Tex grabbed her purse and stood up.

"You know. I'm really busy tonight anyway." She said frowning angrily at him as he stood up.

"I'm sorry!" Church apologized as she walked away. "Wait up!" He then started following her outside to her car. "What baby!" Tex stomped her feet every step she took. "I'm sorry!" He said as she unlocked her car and opened the door.

"You can get your own ride home!" She shouted getting in her car slamming the door and squealing her tires as she took off.

"Son of a bitch!" Church yelled throwing his napkin on the ground.

Morning.

Church was taken from his thoughts by Tucker.

"Dude what the hell is up with you two?" Tucker asked looking at Church strangely.

"What?" Church said snapping out of thought.

"I said what's up with you two?"

"Me and Tex? Nothing. I can guarantee that."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah. Tex doesn't even like me. Remember?"

"She looked a little flirty to me Church."

"Flirty?"

"The winking."

"Oh the winking. No. Its only because of what me and Tex know."

"And that would be?" Tucker asked slowly.

"Yeah!" Caboose demanded in his less then anything threatening voice.

"Command called me last night at six am. They're sending us home."

"What?!" They all said, but Church in unison.

"Yep. That's why I've been so happy today."

"And how does Tex know?" Tucker asked nervously.

"Long story. Nothing personal just not in the mood for a story. They're sending a ship to pick us up today or tomorrow at noon."

"Yes!" Tucker shouted jumping up slightly.

"Hey? Where in the hell is Sister?" Church asked looking around the table.

"She got drunk and is struggling with a hangover." Tucker said sitting down.

"Should have known."

Goodbye Valhalla.

It was around eight pm. Tucker, Tex, Church, Doc and now Sister knew they weren't getting picked up today so they'd all decided to go to on of the bars that had nestled its self in Valhalla a long time ago to give a good farewell to each other since they were going to be split up most likely for good. Tucker was eager to get out, but when he thought about it more and more he thought more and more that he might miss his fellow comrades. Caboose was of course so dumb he didn't under stand. Doc was sad to see the whole gang split up for good and had been in a silent sadness the whole day. Sister didn't really care and wanted to go home to Hawaii anyway. Church didn't and never would admit it, but he was going to miss Tucker. But Church would never had realized it because he was to worried that when him and Tex reached earth that she was going to leave and he would never see her again. He wanted so bad to believe she wouldn't, but his gut told him otherwise. Tex planned on keeping in touch with Tucker, but not any else really. She was debating with herself of what to do with Church back on earth. Her heart wanted to stay and her mind fought otherwise.

"Lets go!" Church shouted back to Tex's room as she shouted back.

"I'm coming!!"

"I'm leaving!" He said walking out slightly waiting for a response.

"I said I'm coming! Can't you wait a dam second?"

"Sorry! Bye!" He said stepping out of the base.

"You loser!" Tex said rushing out the doorway also. Everyone else was walking toward the bar as Church was halfway to them as he once again made the come on gesture again.

"Lets go!" He shouted back to her as she closed her purse and ran after him. She caught up quickly since Tex was quicker the Church almost naturally.

"Thanks for waiting."

"Your welcome my lady."

"Don't call me that." Tex then fastened her pace to catch up with everyone else. As she did quickly.

"and I said… Bow chicka bow wow!" Tucker finished spotting Tex.

"Hey." She said coming up next to Doc.

"You bitch!" Church yelled from behind them.

"Maybe you should workout more fatty!" Tex shouted back laughing.

"Ha ha ha! Your so funny!" Church said as his voice got louder. He then came up next to Tex. "Bitch."

"Asshole." Tex snapped back.

"Hey! Calm it down you two! Its only eight o'five! Tucker joked from next to them.

"I know." Tex joked back looking at Church.

"Not my fault she's a bitch." He said quietly as tex hit him with her elbow. "Ow." They arrived at the parking lot to find the Reds' warthog or puma parked there.

"Fuck. The Reds." Tucker cursed stopping as the others continued.

"Its okay. They won't bother us just had the same idea." Tex said walking up to the door. Tucker then ran up and opened the door.

"Ladies first." He said making a dumb gesture with his hand as Tex snickered at it then walked in.

"Thanks." Sister said in a flirty voice as Tucker watched her walk in still holding the door. Church then walked up.

"Thanks." He said joking a flirty tone.

"Not funny." Tucker said shutting the door.

"Hey!" Dic said as Caboose walked into the door.

"Owy! Why can't I walk through?" Caboose asked confused.

"The door is shut." Said Doc opening the door. Caboose walked through as Doc did the same. "I don't drink." Doc quoted looking as Tex sat down at the bar next to Church.

"I know." She said looking at him.

Sister was sitting next to Church and Tucker as she looked behind her.

"Give me a sec." Sis said getting up and walking over to Simmons and cornering him. Tex looked behind her then turned back around with an unhappy look on her face.

"What?" Church asked noticing her look.

"Nothing."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes." Doc then walked over to sit down at somewhere 'not' the bar and Caboose followed.

"Do you want to play a game?" Caboose asked Doc.

"Sure." He said bored.

"I spy! Something.. Brown!!"

"The floor."

"Good job! Your turn!" Doc sighed then responded,

"Something.. Black." Caboose looked around.

"Uh.."

"I need three shots." Church ordered the bartender.

"Your going to kill yourself from drinking one of these days." Tex pointed out to Church.

"I know." He responded looking at her as she watched the bartender. "Are you okay?"

"Me?" She asked looking at him confused.

"Yeah you."

"I'm fine. I don't even know why you asked me that."

"Because of what happened at breakfast."

"What?"

"When you took off."

"I'm busy."

"No. You only takeoff like that when your mad embarrassed or nervous.."

"How would you know?" Tex said defensively.

"What the hell is that suppose to mean?" Church snapped back.

"I'm not in the mood for this."

"Fine." The bartender then sat three shoots in front of Church. :You you change your mind. I'm open." Tex barely looked at him and then turned back.

"I'm going to need a beer." She said her eyes jerking toward Church. The bartender nodded as they heard the ring of the bells on the door indicating someone had entered. They turned to see someone standing wearing Black denim jeans, Black dress shoes, and finally a Gray three quarter sleeve button up shirt. This man was the one and only Agent Washington his real name being David.

"Did you guys really think I'd pass up a chance to see you guys one last time?" Wash asked smiling crocked and putting his arms in the air.

"Hey Wash." Church said getting up and walking over. "Long time no see." Church said give Wash a tough hand shake.

"No kidding."

"Yay! Mister Washington!" Caboose said running over.

"I missed you!" Caboose then hugged him.

"Uh… I missed you to Caboose." Wash replied putting the kill me gesture over his throat. Caboose then stopped.

"Where the hell have you been all these years?" Church asked sitting back down at the bar.

"Not much. They don't really have much work for me anymore now that the Director is in jail."

"Same here." Church replied as Wash sat down next to Tex.

"Look what the cat dragged in." Wash said referring to Tex.

"So you climbed out of your slimy hole?"

"Good one Tex." She only rolled her eyes at Wash as if to say she was serous.

"No, postcards?" Sarge's deep southern voice said from behind Wash. He turned around to see Sarge.

"Sorry they don't let me send mail by pelican."

"It has been a while since I called your face immature hasn't it?" Grif said sitting at a table with ten or more empty shoots.

"Yes it has. Where's Simmons?"

"Don't ask don't tell." Grif responded. Wash only turned back around.

"So where's the Meta now?" Church asked looking at Wash.

"Mental hospital. It severely damaged his mind having all those A.I.."

"Dam. I knew having all those A.I. weren't going to be good for him. Will he ever get out?"

"Hell no. And even if he does get good enough mental health he's going strait to jail."

"Only better for us."

"True. Poor guy though."

"Whoa! When did you start feeling bad for him?" Church said in surprise.

"When? The only reason I feel be for him is because his A.I. is probably what made him do it anyway." Wash said as the bartender sat Tex;s drink in front of her.

"True. What A.I. did he start with anyway?"

"Sigma, creativity."

"Oh."

"Did any other A.I. survive the EMP?" Tex asked looking at Wash.

"I'm not sure, but I have my suspicions."

"What ones do you think could have survived?"

"Omega, and Theta."

"Why Theta and Omega?" Church chimed in.

"Omega could have jumped to someone through radio and Theta wasn't on the report of found fragment pieces." Wash replied.

"How? Could Theta jump to?" Tex asked in confusion.

"I'm not sure. Remember that was North's A.I. not mine."

"If only he was still alive maybe he could shed some light." Tex said frowning.

"You don't know the half of it." Wash replied looking away. Sister then walked up fixing her makeup. She sat down next to Tucker and Church again. She then looked to see Wash then jumped from her seat.

"Undercover cop!" She cried.

"What!?" He responded dumb founded.

"You're a cop!"

"I'm not a cop!"

"Whatever. COP!" Wash only sighed turning back to the bar. She then sat back down looking at him her eyes slanted. He sighed again as Tex snickered next to him and then took a drink.

"Don't try anything!" Sister shouted as the both looked strangely at each other.

"Now this is live action!" Tex chimed in smiling. Wash then looked at Tex frowning.

"I hate her." He whispered to Tex. She put her mouth in front of Wash's ear and whispered back,

"I know."

Church frowned looking at them not liking how close they were. Wash's mouth now was close to her ear also.

"She's a dumb ass."

"I know."

"You look nice tonight." Wash responded.

"Thanks you do to." She said as if they'd exchanged words like those before. They both then backed away. Church was sitting next to Tex grinding his teeth and biting his tongue. As Sister hit him with her elbow. Tex then shook the hair out of her face and took another drink.

"Tex can I talk to you in private?" Church asked quietly.

"Yeah sure." She said grabbing her drink and following Church around the corner.

"What in the hell was that out there?" He asked in a frustrated tone.

"What?"

"You and Wash?"

"That? Your worried about that? Don't be. That's long gone."

"What's that?"

"Listen this isn't the time or place to discuss this."

"I don't care." Church said grabbing Tex's arm to stop her from walking away.

"Lets talk now."

"Church what's your deal?" Asked Tex swinging around because of Church grabbing her arm.

"My deal is you and Wash were flirting."

"We were not flirting."

"then what was that?"

"An exchange of words. Nothing more then that."

"then what did you say?"

"He told me I looked nice I told him he did to."

"Fine. Go back out there and get drunk."

"Fine. I was wanting to." Tex said in a frustrated tone yanking her arm free. She then walked off confidently with a pump in her step and sat back down next to Wash. Church sighed and walked back to his seat.

"Church I once had a dream that I was mustered on a hotdog and you ate me." Caboose said walking up to Church as he sat down. He only cursed under his breath at Caboose.

"Hey Church?" Tucker said looking at Church.

"What?' Asked Church waiting for Tucker's response.

"Can we switch seats?"

"Why?"

"Because where your sitting theirs a chick on both sides of you."

"No."

"Pleeeassseeee!!!"

"No."

"Church!"

"Go fuck yourself Tucker."

"Maybe I will!" Tucker said looking at Sister.

"I said yourself not Sister!" Church yelled looking at Tucker.

"Hey Sister they have broom closets." Tucker said to irritate Church.

"You better not."

"Lets go see them." She said grabbing Tucker's hand and walking away as he followed her.

"I'm screwed." Church announced drinking a shot.

"I like making new friends. Do you mister Washington?" Caboose asked annoying Wash.

"You have to be the most annoying person I have ever met." Wash responded.

"If he's human." Tex interrupted snickering.

"True."

"I like games. Do you?"

"Yes, now shut up. I'm going to need to get drunk quick." Wash said to the bartender.

"You do! I like Candy land, Hide And Seek, UNO, Eye Spy,.." Caboose continued in the back ground.

"I fucking hate him." Wash said quietly to Tex.

"Everyone does." Tex said smirking at him. Caboose then continued,

"What kind of games do you like to play?"

"Lets see who can be quite the longest. Starting now." Wash responded trying to shut him up. Caboose began to sit there patiently as Wash took a drink of beer.

"He's so annoying." Wash muttered to himself.

"I win!"

"Good job lets play again." Caboose sat shifting nervously and spilling with excitement. Wash only sighed taking another drink and hoping to get drunk before Caboose stopped playing. Tex looked over to Church only to find him still drinking shots and really drunk.

"That's enough for you." Tex said pulling him away.

"But Tex I'm still conscious." He said in a drunk tone and stumbling.

"I don't care." She said sitting him by Doc.

"You get to drunk for your own good."

"Your right… I don't deserve to be conscious."

"This is a disgrace!" Doc shouted.

"He's going to have a major hangover tomorrow." Tex said walking away. She then sat next to Wash again.

"Drunk?" Wash asked slightly buzzed.

"Yep."

"I win!" Caboose shouted in excitement.

"Good lets play again."

"Okay!" Tex then looked at the clock to see what time it was.

"Ten? Only ten? I would have thought later then that." Tex said surprised.

Two Hours Later.

They were all just getting home. Caboose wasn't saying much, Tucker had Sister hanging all over him both drunk, Doc was freaked out and frustrated, Tex was only slightly buzzed starting to walk to her room Church following her.

"Stop following me." She said walking.

"Why?" he said flirty.

"Because I hate you."

"Oh come on!" Church said pushing her against the wall without touching her. She slightly cocked her head away as Church got closer.

"Church I'm not comfortable with this.

"Why not?" He asked coming closer. She moved her head to avoid him kissing her.

"Please back off." He then started whispering to her.

"Why?"

"Please."

"Why?"

"Stop asking me that." She asked quietly.

"No." He whispered trying to kiss her. Tex attempted to escape, but he had a hold on her wrists.

"Let me go." She said her head turned away from him.

"Your so hot."

"I said let go."

"Why?"

"I'm not. And I can't. Your drunk and if we're ever going to do anything I want you to be sober."

"You offer a wonderful point Allison." Her head was still turned away from him as he tried again, but she wouldn't turn to him.

"I'm giving you two seconds to let me go." Tex threatened not looking at him. He then released her wrists. She stood not looking at him for a moment then walked to her room. He watched her walk away then stumbled to his room and passed out in his bed. Sister and Tucker started making out and heading for his room. Doc headed to his room. Caboose walked to his ran into the door once then went in. Tex laid on her bed and fell asleep quickly.

A new chapter will be posted for this story on every Friday until its over.