Time. D.O.O.M.

Church walked into the half destroyed apartment complex. The sun was setting as Church felt his pulse began to raise when he heard Tex scream.

"Let go of my arm asshole!!!" They both then appeared and got half way to Church.

"I said let go of my arm! It hurts!" She demanded. Maine then let go of her arm and hit her down. From what Church could see Tex was pretty beat up her arm was limp and she was in a lot of pain from what he could see. Maine then grabbed her by her arm and dragged her over to Church. He put his hand out as if to ask for the computer chip. Church looked at Tex.

"Tex when I say fire. Run." He said quietly. She nodded and he looked back at Maine. He paused then,

"Fire!!!" He screamed firing as Tex got grabbed by Doc and Wash' and Tucker's rocket hit. Maine died as they'd planned.

"YAY!!!" Caboose yelled.

"BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!" Tucker shouted.

"HA!! BLAMO!!" Sarge said happily.

"AH!" Doc yelled.

"BOO MOTHER FUCKER!!" Church yelled then ran over to Tex.

"Are you okay?" Church asked her worried. She smiled.

"I'm fine thanks to you guys." Tex responded looking at him smiling.

"Good." Church said smiling at her.

"Kiss her already!!" Sarge yelled. They both smiled looking at each other after Sarge's comment he then kissed her.

End.

They were all at 'The Farm'.

"Dude how in the hell am I suppose to win if you keep cheating?!!" Tucker yelled to Caboose.

"I'm not cheating." Caboose said outraged.

"Yes you are!!"

"Stop fighting. Do you have your toast wrote yet Tucker?" Wash asked.

"Yeah. I got mine done the day I heard."

"Damn that's quick."

'Should I write a speech?" Caboose asked. They both looked at him funny.

"No!" They both said.

"What are you guys arguing about?" Tex asked coming down from upstairs.

"Caboose wants to write a speech for you and Church." Tucker explained as Wash walked away.

"Caboose isn't even mentally capable of writing one." She corrected.

"I know." Church then walked down.

"Hey." Said Church kissing Tex over her shoulder. He then walked over to Caboose.

"Did you already write a speech?" Church asked looking at him.

"Yes."

"Let me hear it."

"Okay. Ahem. We, the people, in order to make a more perfect chicken sandwich, have decided to write the Declaration of Independence--- I mean dependence! Four score and seven years ago, our fathers were fore! Give me liberty or God bless America! The British are coming to deliver us from evil! Lead us not into temptation, but give us our toasty bread! Amen!" They only sat in silence for a few moments taking in Caboose's mixture of American history, the Lord's Prayer, and a Quiznos commercial.

"What the fuck?" Church said confused. Tex shook her head as if to try to shake it off. Sister then came in.

"I'm here!!!" She announced. She then ran over to them.

"Oh hey!! I like your engagement ring!" Sister said walking over to Tex.

"Church bought it awhile ago." She said winking at him. He winked at her.

"Do you like my speech Church?" Caboose asked looking at Church.

"Uh.. Yeah. Its great. Actually its so great you should save it for another time."

"Okay! I will!"

Dinner Time!

"So I'd like to propose a toast!" Tucker said standing up and tapping lightly on his glass to get everyone's attention. They all looked at him quietly.

"Okay. Its so great that Church and Tex found that one special person they want to annoy for the rest of their lives. Plus did I mention They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and she won't try to run his. Anyways, congrats you guys. Cheers." They all cheered smiling.

"I have one!!" Sister said standing up.

"I can tell guys both love each other and I'm sure Tex is happy to be getting married because You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince." They all laughed especially Tex.

"Cheers!"

"I'll show you a speech!!" Sarge yelled sitting up.

"Ahem. I have to say marriage is a war, but a good war. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. Anyway. it's a war worth fighting. No one should or wants to grow old alone good news is you guys won't have to! Mainly because your in robot bodies, but also because you guys are getting married. Anyways. Congrats! And cheers dirt bag!" They all toasted. And started laughing and talking while they ate.

Maine was all beat up standing watching them from a distant hill. He had Recovery Two's armor on as his helmet glared.

This was originally the end of this, but since its so popular I'm making more of it. The only thing is that since I have to make more updates will be slower. Anyway, hope you enjoyed that part.

One last thing. Caboose's speech was actually originally wrote by, 'ChopperTheNinja' on . I just loved it so much an they were as so kind as to let me use it.