Another old fic and one some don't like because I use a certain word. I don't care.
Note: AU in mind.
"You know, Orihime is going to be one hot milf." Rangiku said out of nowhere, the comment causing Ichigo to fall off his seat in shock
"Wh-what the hell are you talking about?" Aghast at the word she use to describe his wife. "Orihime isn't a milf."
The buxom blond laughed at him. "Don't be silly, of course she is. Especially with that beautiful face and large breast."
"Don't talk about my wife's breast like that." Ichigo getting irritated now. "And besides, she isn't even pregnant."
"Well, not yet anyway." she winked at him, elbowing his sides.
He just sighed. 'Just don't say things like that about Orihime, ok.?" As he walked away from his sister-in law.
"You're in denied." she sang out, smiling as he left the room.
A week later.
Orihime walked up to her husband nervously, her small hands caressing her stomach lovingly.
"Ichigo, I need to tell you something important."
In fact, nearly all the females could one day be hot moms. Thanks for the read, review please and have a nice day.