Author´s note:
Hello, i had no ideas for other reasons but i came up with this.
Enjoy!
Disclaimer:
Isn´t there a reason this is called fanfiction ?
Warning:
This story was purposedly writtten as retardedly as possible.
Talking/Narrating Thinking
PSA #1, Crossoving
Time Halo: CE Place Halo 04
Cut to Chief walking to the first crash site in Halo (level)
"Chief,Chief!"said marine #1 (m1) "Thank god you came here, we were... why do you have a mowhawk chief?
"Foo thes nothng wrng bout mah mowhwk foo" said Mr.C
"But it´s a mowhawk, and you dont have your armor" Said M1
"Yow know wha foo? Am a gonna skip this level"
"Level? Chief you okay?" Asked M1
[MR.C LEFT CAMPAIGN]
[LEVEL SELECT]
[343 GUILTY SPARK]
[CHECKPOINT, HALFWAY]
[LEVEL START]
Cut to Mr.C getting to the locked door.
"DaAmn it stinks, better use deodorant" Mr.C *Grabs deodorant from mowhawk* *Uses deodorant*
"Dats wh im talking about" Mr.C
Mr. C nears the door, opens it with his mowhawk and...
Suddenly a corpse falls out and Mr.C grabs it.
"Les see what happened... foo"
*Grabs disk, and inserts in mowhawk*
*Eyes shine bright in white light*
[Jenkin´s Recording Plays] (No way im writing THAT)
[Jenkin´s Recording Stops]
*Mr.C slowly goes back to "normal"*
"Damn tha took juice, better refuel with that generator"
*Mr.C used GENERATOR*
*Mr.C Alerted the horde*
"Horde?" Mr.C inquired *turns around*
"OH SH-"
[2 RETRIES AND 4 MOWJUTSU LATER]
"Thaz right, dont mess wth tha mawhk"
*Infection form lunges at him*
Mr.C Died... Again
[Retry]
[Quit]
[Mr.C LEFT CAMPAIGN]
[LEVEL SELECT]
[THE MAW]
[CHECKPOINT, Generator Room]
[LEVEL START]
Mr.C is seen running around trying to find something.
"Chief, this ship is powered by Chuck Norris, he should be on the second level" Cholana said.
"I heard you the first time, FOOL" Mr.C Yelled
"Don´t be so touchy. Look there he is!" Cholana said.
Chuck Norris is seen conected to several transformers to reduce power level to a safer voltage.
"Yo, Chuck!" Mr.C said
*stare* Chuck Norris
"Yeah, happy to see ya too"
*stare* Chuck Norris
"Look, dont have time 4 chitchat, i need a favor" Mr.C Said
*stare* Chuck Norris
"Well i need you to roundhouse kick this ring in 5 minutes, okay?" Mr.C said
*stare* Chuck Norris
"Thanks!, see u in earth kay?" Mr.C
*stare* Chuck Norris
[Cut to Mr.C in wharthog storage]
"Hmm, wich one do i choose?"
"Do I choose Squirhog, the water type ´hog?"
"Do I choose Charmahog, the fire type ¨hog?"
"Or do i choose Bulbahog, the plant type ¨hog?"
[I]
[CHOOSE]
[THE C-MOBILE!]
*Gets in C-Mobile*
"Im gonna get those foos" Mr.C
*Starts up Car*
[CUT TO ALMOST-ENDING]
"DAMN YOU POINTLESS ROAD BLOCK, DAMN YOU!" Mr.C yelled.
*Gets out of C-Mobile*
*Checks C-watch*
"2 miunutes left. Damn right fools!"
*Gets on Longsword*
[REFUEL THE LONGSWORD TO FLY]
[CALCULATING, OVER 9,000 GAS CANS NEEDED]
"Are you KIDDING ME!" Mr.C yelled
*Mr.C Alerted the horde*
"OH SHI-"
[1 Restart, and 2 Hadoukens later]
"Okay im getting those cans"
[SKIP TO POURING LAST GAS CAN]
"Yeah I made it!"
*Gets on Longsword*
Mr.C has escaped!
Credits
Mr.C as Himself
M1 as Himself
Actor as Chuck Norris (too awsome for these graphics)
Cholana as Cortana
8372 Humans
3 Elites
1 Grunt
And
Over 1,999,999 Flood
Were harmed on the making of these film.
Authors Note:
Not my best work.
Dont flame or Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face.
"Right Chuck ?"
*Stare*
"There you have it, your warning."
Review please!
Goodbye.