Author´s note:
Well, school got in the way so...yeah...
Disclaimer:
Isn´t there a reason this is called fanfiction ?
Warning:
Game and Movie references (maybe).
2nd Warning:
This story was purposedly writtten as retardedly as possible.
Talking/Narrating Thinking
EDIT:
Thank you for the reviws, it made me able to write the chapters.
Seriously, without your support i wouldnt have written any other chapters in less than 1 month.
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Reason # 3, Discipline
Different times Different Planets
[RECRUITMENT CENTER]
Pvt. Leroy Jenkins
25 years old
Slightly retarded
When Leroy Stepped into camp, it changed him forever, no longer did he play WoW, no longer did he eat hot pockets, and he certainly didnt drink any mountain dew.
No, he changed, something, deep inside of him changed the day he met Johnson, or it was the burrito, hell it doesnt matter it smelt awfull that day, period.
Anyway, he was asigned on Johnsons squad, and he didnt like it, he would make them prepare dinner for the hole base, and make them dance in tu-tus and thongs.
[BETTER SKIP TRAINING, EH?]
Jenkins was relieved to be safe, he was in slipspace, going to cryo and getting some sleep, phe felt great he felt awesome he felt he could take the entire cove-
*Alarms go off*
Cpt. Keyes (intercom):
Men, everybody go to battle stations! A covenant fleet is going to attack us in 2 hours when we exit slip-space, and dont forget lesson #2156, fight poorly when near a SPARTAN, that is all.
(Well isn´t irony a b**ch)
He sighrd, he reall should stop jinxing the Marines.
[SKIP TO SWAMP INSTALATION, DOOR]
Keyes: Alright im reading some pretty strange stuff on the wall, it says not to open the door.
Bisenti: Wait, you understand those hyeroglifics?
Keyes: What? No it was written by someone called, Coach.
Bisenti: Who the f**k is called Coach?
Keyes: It doesnt matter, we have to decide wether to open the door or not.
Keyes: Mendoza give me the failure percentage.
Mendoza: Im calculating a 10% failure chance, 100% if Jenkins does something stupid.
Keyes: Hmm. Well, it is a lot better of what we usually do.
Johnson: Alright, whats the plan?
Keyes: Well we should enter with caution since it says there are horrible things inside.
Keyes: So Johnson will go first because hes the only black marine in the ship wich means that he is invinsible.
Keyes: Alright, now whe-
*Jenkins, who has been stand-sleeping wakes up*
Jenkins: Alright guys, times up (opens door).
Jenkins: LEEEEEEEEROOOOY JEEEEAENKENS! (Runs inside)
[LEROY JENKINS ALERTED THE HOR—ER, FLOOD]
Johnson: Oh ma cig, he just ran in.
Keyes: Save him!
[EVERYBODY ALERTED THE FLOOD]
Director: Attteack!
Keyes: GOD DAMN IT JENKINS!
Jenkins: Its not my fault...
Authors note:
I wrote this after hearing too much the Leroy Jenmkins Remixed song.
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