*NOTE! I, the author, is Sarah. Sometimes I will have "Eragon:" or some other character behind my name to indicate that they are speaking. The same goes for my sister Stephanie. This was all done on G-Mail Chat, mind you. Now on to the randomness!
Sarah:OMG!Stephanie:l'/sdf'dk;g GZgfzdgdnjgfl;h df;lh fdg;hgldf';gfhdhdfg;;dfgh;?
Sarah:Eragon is here
Stephanie:NO WAYlolu LIARSent at 6:13 PM on Friday
Sarah:I do not lieonly liars, lie
Stephanie:pouxj;s'ertpe]a
Sarah:OMG! NO WAY! You speak alien too!
Stephanie:ufjg;klg
Sarah:hjkghkerhgfk4
Stephanie:Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwz
Sarah:HAHAHAHAI found it, I did
Stephanie:?
Sarah:The magical amulet
Stephanie:?
Sarah:That can be arranged!
Stephanie:Can I have a cheesy bagel!O do u like me new pic
Sarah:Not unless you cut down the biggest tree in the forrest, with...a herring!
Stephanie: STOP CUTTING DOWN RAIN FORESTSNUEWWWWWWWWWW
Sarah:NI!cues evil musicOH NO!
Stephanie:GUESS WAHTWHAT
Sarah:KING GALBY IS HERE!
Stephanie:
Sarah:Sarah runs into Eragon again Thank the gods, you are here!
Stephanie:Fear neme
Sarah:Eragon: ?
Stephanie:Eragon: WHO ARE YOU?
Sarah:I am Princess SarahAnd you are a Rider, are you not?
Stephanie:I am Sarah's little .
Sarah:Stephanie likes to keep changing her profile picture, but that is beside the point, Eragon, will you help us?Eragon: I guess so...
Stephanie:No I don't~!I just changed it for the first time in a while today!It used to be an anime girl. Now it's random!Natalie made it!Eragon: Ohkay?
Sarah:Steph, Eragon is here to help us, so enough about your : So, do you have a plan?Sarah: Umm...I thought you might have one...Eragon: Oh...Sarah: Are we doomed?Eragon: Not yet...
Stephanie:What are you talking about?
Sarah:You...lol JK
Stephanie:Sarah is 't trust her.
Sarah:Eragon: Is she now?
Stephanie:Yes.
Sarah:Sarah: HEY! I'm right here you know!
Stephanie:She had too much pop.
Sarah:Sarah gets mad
Stephanie:And she is just eird like that.
Sarah:Eragon: Oh, well if you want me to help save you from Galby, then I will need a sword
Stephanie:Eird is the new weird.
Sarah:Sarah: A sword...well I don't have a sword
Stephanie:Oh! I think I know of a sword!
Sarah:You do?Where?
Stephanie:Sarah has one hidden in her closet...Right next to a dead body.
Sarah:Sarah laughs weakly About that. She grabs Steph by the collar Shut up!
Stephanie:laughs
Sarah:Eragon: Ladies, please, stop fighting
Stephanie:Fine.
Sarah:Sarah: Oh, we are not fighting, it's what you call...*Sarah looks at Steph* Sisterly love.
Sarah:Eragon: Fine. Now do you have a sword or not?
Stephanie:Yes she does.
Sarah:Sarah: Since when do I have a sword?Eragon: Apparently since nowSarah confusedSent at 6:34 PM on Friday
Stephanie:Steph sighs and digs in Sarah's closet and pulls out Brisingr
Sarah:Sarah: HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?Eragon: Who cares! I have a sword now.
Stephanie: :)
Sarah: XDEragon: Where are these magical smileys coming from?Eragon: Ummmm... backs away slowly
Sarah:Sarah: No fear Eragon. It's just us being weird
Sarah:Eragon: speechless Maybe we should go find Galby,...
Stephanie:...
Sarah:Sarah: I think I know how to find him!
Stephanie:How?SO?HMmmmmmmmmmmSent at 6:39 PM on Friday
Sarah:Sarah: It's this new invention called a MAP!Eragon: Maps are now new...Sarah sighs I was being sarcasticEragon: I knew that
Stephanie:...
Sarah:Sarah: Sure you did.
Stephanie:no commentBeth righeth backeth
Sarah:Eragon:Steph, I cannot understand what you just utteredSent at 6:41 PM on Friday
Sarah:Sarah: That's ok, neither can : smiles at SarahSarah: BlushesEragon: Can I ask you a question?Sarah: Sure...Eragon: Where is the map?Sarah: suddenly snaps out of her reverie Oh...this way. Sarah leads Eragon to a bookshelfEragon: Well, now that we have the map, we can go find Galby!Sarah: Where did my sister go?Eragon: Huh? OH! She's gone? How can this be? She was right here!Sarah: worriedSent at 6:45 PM on Friday
Stephanie:Stephanie is too busy to replt seeing as she is typing an Edward Cullen one-shot for a one-shot contest. DON'T ASK. The theme was Twilight and we weren't able to pick a character! OKAY SARAH AND DON'T LAUGH! ITS HARD WRITING IT W?OUT LAUGHING! LOLOHTHIS WAS THE SECOND ROUNDTHE FIRST THEME WAS AHRRY POTTER
Sarah:Sarah: I am unfamiliar with AHRRY POTTER
Stephanie:Don't you mean HARRY Potter
Sarah:lol
Stephanie:
Sarah:Eragon: Who is this Harry Potter?
Stephanie:He is an awesome can also do magic! But with a wand! He killed you know who! And he is married to Ginny Weasley! Or Ginny Potter nowz! ARUgh cannot wait for the last two Harry Potter moves. thinks to self:Eragon is WAY better though
Sarah:Eragon: Oh...Sarah: Yeah, you are better than : turns a little red
Stephanie:Stop reading my mind Sarah
Sarah:Sarah: in love with Eragon
Stephanie:thinks: I wish this Twilight one-shto would write it'sselfone shot
Sarah:Eragon: uncertain of his feelings for Sarah
Stephanie:sticks tongue out at SarahHeheheheI had oo much Moon Mist!
Stephanie:HELLOfeels alone and cries in eminu corner
Sarah:Eragon: Don't cry : I am here, I was just daydreaming...sorryEragon: Daydreaming about what?
Stephanie:stops cryingWhat?
Sarah:Sarah; stammering About us defeating Galby. Sarah liedEragon: Uh-huh...why do I not believe you?Sarah: Because I lied...Eragon: Well now your being honest...Sarah: Let us not linger here any longer...Galby needs to be : Aye, you are right.
Stephanie:is FINALLY done with theEdward One-barf
Stephanie:Sara, are you day dreaming again?*Sarah
Sarah:Sarah: No...I was...oh never mind. Come, let us be off. Eragon, Sarah, and Steph embark on a dangerous adventure
Stephanie:Is thinking that Sarah is a weirdo crazy prison escapee soo...How are we going to defeat Galbatorix?
Sarah:Sarah laughs I am totally a madwoman...with a box!Eragon: Eyes Sarah quizzicallySarah: So, Eragon...got a girlfriend?Eragon: stops walking to look at Sarah
Stephanie:Steph thinks ...
Sarah:Eragon: No
Stephanie:Steph rolls her eyes.
Sarah:Sarah: Well, I don't have a boyfriend. (Steph, remember this is a fantasy and the Sarah that I am playing is NOT the real Sarah who does have a boyfriend)Eragon: OK...Sarah: YeahEragon: So, can you fight?
Stephanie:Stephs LAUGHSOops
Sarah:Sarah: Only Kung Fu
Stephanie:Same here, plus I can play it on the trombone...but it was left in the alternate universe.
Stephanie:HELLLLLLLLLLLLO\Hey Sarah, someone just randomly messaged me asking to be
Sarah:Sarah: brb I HAVE TO...use the restroomEragon:Hurry, I fear we are in danger here
Stephanie:So, while we are waiting for Sarah, what is our plan?Eragon: I'm not sure yet. But I'm sure that we can think of somethingWe're smart people.
Sarah:Sarah: I am back.
Stephanie:I see that.
Sarah:Eragon: Good, now we need a planSarah: I know whispers something into Eragon's earEragon: That's crazy! So crazy it just might work!2 hours laterEragon is in Galby's castleSarah is dressed as a chambermaid, and Steph is dressed as a page boy
Stephanie:Steph was really dressed up as a maid
Sarah:No a page boy
Stephanie:Not a pageboy might she add
Sarah:NO YOU ARE A PAGEBOY!
Stephanie:NO!
Sarah:YES!
Stephanie:Eragon: Let Steph be a maid, or you'll be fighting all day and ruin our plan.
Sarah:Sarah argues more with Steph
Stephanie:Steph winsand is a maid
Sarah:No, Sarah wins
Stephanie:No Eragon said so
Sarah:Steph is a page boy
Stephanie:No!I am a maid
Sarah:Sarah: YES YOU ARE A PAGE BOY!
Stephanie:Eragon:MaidGalbie: I HEAR SOMETHINGruns torward us
Sarah:Sarah: PAGEBOY!
Stephanie:Steph is still dressed as a maid
Sarah:Steph is a page boy
Stephanie:and can't heard Sarah yelling seeing as she is a maid
Sarah:While Sarah and Steph are fighting, Galby enters the : You page boy and maid, come here!
Stephanie:Steph is dressed as maid
Sarah:Steph is a page boy
Stephanie:NOT A PAGEBOYGalby: Steph is a maid, NOW COME HERE
Sarah:Galby: No! Steph is a page boy!
Stephanie:Eragon: Now see what you've done.! STEPH IS A MAID!Steph cries in corner MAID MAID MADI*MAIDGalby: SHUT UP NAD STOP CRYING MAID
Sarah:Eragon: Sarah, why is your sister so sensitive?Sarah: NO clue...Eragon: HI BALBY!
Stephanie:Eragon: SHe is a maid. Let her be. OKAY
Sarah:Galby: Stares at Eragon
Stephanie:Steph *stops crying
* YAY Imma MAID
Sarah:Galby: SHUT UP PAGE BOY!
Stephanie:MAIFMAID
Sarah:PAGE BOY!
Stephanie:Glaby: I HAVE THE FINAL SAY! MAID
Sarah:Eragon: Umm that's a pageboy!
Stephanie:No a maid
Sarah:Galby is confusedPAGE BOY!
Stephanie:Galby: MAIDpoiunts to Stpeh
Sarah:BABY!Eragon; rolls eyes
Stephanie:No Galby was cryingSteph wasn't crying Didn't you see GALBY was talking*
Sarah:Eragon: Steph, are you ok? Galby isn't here...he is taking a bath5 minutes laterEragon: So we Sarahet for the last time!Galby: Hello, Eragon, can you put more bubbles in the tib?Eragon: Umm..no...I am here to kill youGalby: No! Not yet!Eragon: Sorry, I have to!
Stephanie:...
Sarah:Eragon kills Galby, the duck
Stephanie:Galby: criesI DOn't wanna die
Sarah:Galby (the king): cries NOT MY DUCKIE!
Stephanie:Steph: Yes your duckie
Sarah:Sarah: YAY! Eragon! You saved up from the evil duck!
Stephanie:?Steph is very confused and goes in eminu corner
Sarah:Sarah: kisses EragonEragon: kisses Sarah
Stephanie:But Galby is still alive?You just said you killed his ducknot him
Sarah:Galby: still crying
Stephanie:is still confused
Sarah:Eragon: Galby isn't evil, Steph, the duck tried to frame him.
Stephanie:...huh? Speak Englsih
Sarah:Sarah: Yeah, the duck was the culpritEragon: But now the duck is gone. smiles and kisses Sarah
Stephanie:Steph: Hey! THs is supposed to be PGlol
Sarah:Eragon: Screw PG! I LOVE SARAH!Sarah: And I love you, and Sarah run off into the sunset
Stephanie:OMG A DUCK! HE'S BACK
Sarah:...*dun dun dun* ...The End
Stephanie:Steph is left in the castle all alone and abandoned SARAH IS EVIl She leave me here. criesgoes into eminu corneris LITERALLY crying
Sarah:A super hot guy walks in on Steph Oh! Hello there, why are you sad, miss?
Stephanie:Steph: stares at guy...Conguzzled
Sarah:In the background, Galby is haunted by the duck
Stephanie:heheheh'Poor Galbie
Sarah:Super hot guy: Well, do you need a ride home? I have a magic carpet you know.
Stephanie:Sure ^^ What's your name?...
Sarah:Super hot guy: I am called TristanSent at 7:35 PM on Friday
Stephanie:Nice to meet you, Tristan. I am Stephanie. My sister is with Eragon...doing who knows what. at 7:36 PM on Friday
Sarah:Sarah pokes her head into the scene Hey! Watch what you say...Hold on Eragon...I am coming back...*smiles mischievously*Tristan: That was weird...
Stephanie:giggles at SarahYeah, my sister is known for being weird.
Sarah:Tristan: Are you weird, miss Stephanie?
Stephanie:Depends, if I am, is that a good thing?
Sarah:Tristan: Well, all the best people are bonkers smiles
Stephanie:smiles :* in backround* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DUCKIE NOOOOOOOOO
Sarah:Tristan: So about that ride?Galby jumps out the window
Stephanie:Sure. =^_^= looks out the window Did you hear that?
Sarah:Galby: I CAN FLY!Galby falls to the groundGalby: Oh crap...CrashGalby: OUCH!
Stephanie:Geoge george george of the jungle watch out for that tree
Sarah:Tristan: Don't mind Galby, he is very odd
Stephanie:I can see should probably go see if he's okay though.
Sarah:Tristan: Nah, he'll be fine. Do you still want that ride?
Stephanie:Yeah, I have no other way to get back.
Sarah:Tristan: OK hops on the carpet Come on then.
Stephanie:hops on carpet
Sarah:Tristan and Steph fly off into the sunset*Galby: Hello? Is anyone there?SilenceThe End(For real)
Stephanie:or it is?