Author´s note:
New, chapter, special thanks to "knightwhosaysni" for the chapter theme.
Disclaimer:
Isn´t there a reason this is called fanfiction ?
Warning:
Game and Movie references!
2nd Warning:
This story was purposedly writtten as retardedly as possible.
Talking/Narrating Thinking
Reason # 4, Ammo Supplies and quality
Halo:CE Pillar of Autumn
Master Chief was relieved to get to the bridge, mainly because he didnt have a weapon and any friend/foe that had a weapon and died couldnt be looted for ammo and he couldnt loot the weapons either, because they desintegrated in the air (WTF?).
[Skipping Chief and Keyes meet, and cortanas flirty moment (what?)]
Anyway:
Keyes:
Chief, take this unloaded airsoft pistol, it might come in handy to defend yourself against those aliens, like the elites and stuff.
Chief:
Oookaay (thats right just nod, he might be having a senile moment).
Keyes:
Oh and Chief, Im not having a senile moment, im serious.
[Chief exits bridge]
*Hunter sounds*
*chief pulls out pistol*
Chief:
*sigh* Im screwed.
Marine #1 (M#1):
CHIEF BE CAREFULL, THERE ARE 8 HUNTERS OVER THERE, YOU HAVE TO BE SNEAKY, ALLRIGHT?
[M#1 unknowingly alerted the hunters of the chiefs presence while he was snea-]
Director:
CUT IT OFF ALREADY!
[The director atracted the hor- err hunters]
Director:
Wait what do you mean. *BOOOOM*
SHIT! SAVE ME CHUCK!
Chuck Norris:
*stare*
*Chuck norris mildhouse kicked the hunters to death, and the director*
*Director respawns*
Director:
Well that wasnt so bad.
Chief:
Meh, hey director could you spawn an ammo pile here?
Director:
Sorry chief, but i only spawn request for overweight, black, bald people.
Chief:
*sigh* Okay.
*walks through cafeteria door*
Chief:
*gasp* An assault rifle!
*grabs assault rifle and laughs like Dr. Evil (minus the finger)*
*starts shooting*
Director:
You do know it has the only 5 bullets in the game right?
Chief:
WHAT?
Director:
Ywp, oh and good luck when you meet the zombies, youre gonna need it, and by the way, there are almost no allies in that place, and its a swamp, and underground, and-
Chief:
OKAY I GET IT, *sigh* im soo screwed.
The End
(Of reason # 4)
Note:
If you want I can extend the ending, BUT you have to specify a little how.
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