I wish somemore ppl. Would start reviewing, don't get me wrong ,I thank you plz plz chapter4 A hillbilly tune up
Disclaimer:I do not own twisted metal or any of the chracters except Daniel Jacobs.
I got up from the grass that I sat on,it was still dark out,I looked once more and once again nothin but godamn trees as far as I could see.I walked thru the trees holding my head because that….transportation thing…hurt my head hurt like hell.I finally stumbled across a road,I decided to go down it.I heard something driving down the road behind me.I made a retreat to the nearest bush,it was a RV it had wepons and missles attached to it.i followed it while still hiding in the stoped in the middle of a trailer park,at least 7 hillbillys poped out of the windows,they all had shot guns except one driving and the other one on the top of the RV,he had what looked like a flamethrower .The driver got out."my name dis cousin eddy"And im here to take all ur stuffffsss'."This guys a complete freakin retard"I said in the ….who said dat"Ah…crap"all the hillbillys got out.I walked out the bushes slowly with my hands above my head,I started to walk closer and closer to those inbred idiots didt even bother to make me drop my whats your name daaaaaa…duh clown.I slowly reached for my name is….(boom) I shot two hillbillys in a the leader ran to the RV.I knocked down onewith my AK andshot him in the head while he was came and shot me in the back, it hurt but nothing a band-aid couldn't.I grabbed that mother f…..r by the neck and thru him on the spikes sticking out of the RV.I turned around and shot the last one in the head,he was about to hit me over the head with a crowbar.I heard the RV start up,the body that thru on the spikes fell to my feet.i looked up at the drivers seat then looked down,I jus realized that I could steal this hunk of junk and turn it into something more…. my style.I dodged it jus in time,I jumped on the back of it.I was hanging off the back dirt and grass flying at my face,my mask almost came off.I got my shoulders on to the back,I finally got on the back of the RV.I busted in thru the back I got in the top hillbilly was in it, he had was revin it finally swung it at me,I dodged it,he swung again, I dodged it.I saw a crowbar beside me, I grabed it,I swung it at the chainsaw weilding hillbilly.I hit the chainsaw, we were pushing the two objects together,sparks were I had my mask securily of the sparks flew in his eye."shit my eye"I swung the crowbar so hard I think I gave him a concusion.I droped the crowbar and walked up to the driver hillbilly named eddy.I knocked him out with my fist,and shot him in the head with my 45.I then pushed the body out and sat in the drivers seat."pant,pant,pant,its pant,not great but itll,pant,do.I ajusted the mirrior till I saw the hillbilly in the back out I heard something,(beep)(beep)(beep)"what the hell…I got up from the seat and walked to the body,the beeping was comeing from his chest.I slowly unbutten his plaid shirt.O SHIT!,it was a bomb!.I grabbed the chainsaw that he had and jumped out of the back window.(!)pieces of the RV kept hitting me in the back of the head,that wasn't making my headachs better was it.I walked back up to the trailer park.I found a 1988 chevy,nothin really special.I busted the window open and got in,and hot wired I can think of something before the match tommarow.(las vegas 50 miles)
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