4. I must not make phangirl jokes about the organ when Erik is within hearing range.
"Have you ever noticed how much Erik plays with his organ?" I giggled.
"I know, you would think his wrists would hurt!" Haley told me. We lasted about five seconds before bursting out in laughter.
"Lin, Haley, what are you two laughing about over there?" Erik called to us. He didn't look away from the music he was composing, and we just laughed even harder. Finally, I calmed down enough to say, "Oh nothing you would understand."
"Maybe he would," Haley whispered. I had to bite my lip to stop from giggling.
"God, it's just so big!" I told her. At that, she fell on the ground and started beating it with her fists, she was laughing so hard.
"Alright! What is so damn funny that you keep interrupting me?!" Erik had turned around and was standing at his full height.
"We were just discussing organs and their owners." I said.
"Yeah, and how big some can be." Haley looked at me and we both burst. He just stood there staring at us with the strangest look on his face. I just had to say one last thing, "Hey, hey Erik. Can you sho us your 'organ?'" A look of comprehension crossed his face, which was quickly replaced with disgust.
"Lin, you are the biggest perv I have EVER seen!" He yelled.
"Well, will you?" Haley said, her face completely straight.
"I doubt it. He's probably self-conscience about how small it is." I said, just loud enough for him to hear. The next thing I knew, he had his hands around my neck and I felt my body being shaken back and forth. I felt my neck break, but didn't feel the pain. Yet. He dropped me, and as I lay dying, I heard Haley whisper in my ear, "Dude, you should've just pansed him then! You had the perfect chance! Oh well, at least I get to be with him now. Alone. With his large organ."