5. I must resist the urge to morph into a Mary-Sue.
I was awoken by a strange singing coming from Maddie's room. I climbed out of bed, pulled a pair of pants on, and stepped into the hallway. I walked over to her door and I heard "No One Would Listen" by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Damn him to the deepest pits of Hell! I thought to myself.
I opened the door and saw her sitting there, just staring at the wall.
"Hello Erik, I'm glad you are awake." Maddie said. As I watched, I saw her morph into my worst nightmare.
A Mary-Sue!
Her face grew distorted, much like mine. Her long, brown hair turned blond. I saw a mask start to form from no-where and her voice turned to butter. It was beautiful, but also extremely annoying.
"Erik, do not be afraid. I am here to help you get over Christine. I am just like you now, don't you see that?" New Maddie said to me. I tried to Punjab her, but she dodged out of the way, just in time.
"You can never kill me," she said. She walked closer to me, and wrapped her arms around my waist. "Just let go Erik, and marry me!"
I did. I let go of all my precautions, and as our mouths met, I felt a surge of happiness go through me. It was soon replaced by fear
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I sat up straight in my bad, and looked around me. I let out a breath of relief. It was only a dream.
I heard a strange singing coming from Maddie's room. I climbed out of bed, pulled a pair of pants on, and stepped into the hallway. I walked over to her door and I heard "No One Would Listen" by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Damn him to the deepest pits of Hell! I thought to myself.
I opened the door and saw her sitting there, just staring at the wall.
"Hello Erik, I'm glad you are awake."
"NOOOOOO!" Before she could turn into a Mary-Sue, I threw the loop of the Punjab around her throat, and she fell dead to the floor. I walked over to her and said, "Trust me, it was for my sanity, and your own good."