12. The words "Raoul", "Vicomte," and "de Chagny" are curse words. If I use them, Erik will wash my mouth out with soap. Therefore, I must not use them in any context whatsoever.
"Oh, son of Raoul!" I shouted. This was the third time today I stubbed my toe on that stupid coffee table.
"What have I said about that kind of vulgar language, Fiona?" A chilling voice froze me to the spot.
I turned around and met those golden eyes with a sheepish smile.
"Wh-what do you mean Erik?"
"I thought I heard you utter one of the words we discussed." Dammit! He has the ears of a hawk!
"Why, Erik, I think you might be getting on in your years. I don't remember saying any such thing." Erik gave a little humph and stalked out of the room.
"Okay, that was way too close." I muttered to myself. "If that Vicomte-loving Christine chose Erik, I wouldn't have to- Gahk!" A strong hand gripped my hair and dragged me across the cold floor.
"Ow, OW! Erik I'm sorry- Uskgl*!" I yelped as he gave a sharp tug over the threshold into the bathroom.
"I told you what would happen if I heard that coarse language spewed from your mouth Fiona." That was Erik's only repy as he pulled me up straight.
"What are you doing?" I asked. He made no sound but took my toothbrush and proceeded to rub it vigorously against a bar of soap. After a few seconds of intense rubbing, he handed it out to me with a smug look in his eyes.
"Surely you can't be serious," I cried.
"I am, and don't call me Shirley."
I took the brush from his hand and put it to my teeth. With a disgusted look on my face, I started to brush with that disgusting 19th century soap.
Never again would I use those words in front of Erik.
A/N Yeah, kind of gross, and not too funny, but hey! It's an update!
Yes kiddies, I'm back (for now), so expect an update for Notepad soon.
Ps. Seeing as Anne Rice doesn't want us to update fanfictions for her stories on here, I had to post a one shot I did on other websites... :( You can see it on my deviantart account here: xxcourtney-halexx(DOT)deviantart(DOT)com/#/d31i8l9 or on my quizilla account here: quizilla(DOT)teennick(DOT)com/stories/17527285/reunion [(DOT) obviously meaning put . not DOT. ;D]