A/N: 3 chapters in 3 days? Boy this guy must have NO life! Lol, I shall inform you that I did this after finishing an art piece and kicking a test's ass! Originally I wanted this whole destination to be on chapter but it was way to long so I divided it. Enjoy the first part today, I'll post number 2 tomorrow so I can stay consistent. So, enjoy!

Chris "Last time, on Total Drama Luxury Tour… our hearty contestants received their first challenge in Hawaii. The three teams went to work onto building their ride to last throughout our luxury cruise line. The Admirals had the brawn, the Captains had the brains, and the Skippers had the… eye candy. Ultimately with Sierra's statue of yours truly, it was the Killer Captains who were victorious. Fortunately for the losers, there were no eliminations. Will I feel as charitable at our next location? Or will this be the first place for someone to walk the "Plank of Shame?" Find out right here, on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!

**Cues Theme Music**

The three rusty ships sail towards their next location with the help of their GPSs.

**Killer Captains**

Cody tiredly navigates through the nightly Pacific Ocean following the other two boats. Still trying to get over Gwen, he tries his best not to look at her and Duncan driving their boat only a few yards away. As he tries to focus, he hears a calming tune from behind him. The gap toothed geek turns to see his crush's ex sitting by him with his guitar.

"Trent? What are you doing up here?" Cody inquired.

"Too much tension between Heather and Courtney, and I figured you can use some company" Trent responded politely.

"Thanks Trent" Cody expressed his gratitude trying to distract himself from the Screaming Admiral ship.

"Really crazy about her, huh?" Trent asked, clearly noticing Cody's Achilles heel.

Cody lets out a deep breath, "How did you get over her, Trent?"

"Well Cody, make no mistake, letting her go was hard. But after time I started dating other girls and it was all uphill from there."

"Guess it was easier for you to move on, you got looks and talent, and the fact that so many other girls wanted to be in her position…"

"I wouldn't count yourself out. You at least got Sierra stalking you, must be doing something right"

"I guess… well thanks Trent"

"No problem, bro."

**Rabid Skippers**

Alejandro arose from his sleep as he walks up to the deck of his ship.

"Morning, Al" Owen kindly greeted.

"Hey Owe-oh my dios!" Alejandro yells as Owen's bare butt pointed off the railing of the ship.

"Sorry Al, but there is no toilet on the boat"

C.C.

Alejandro "I am not going to survive another season with "him!"

As the sun rose the teams reached their next destination. It was there Chris and Chef, as well as a handful of unpaid interns met the teams.

"Welcome excursionists!" Chris greeted as the group winces after seeing his tribal garb once more. "Four of you may be familiar to this area, for it is none other than Rapa Nui!" Chris formally announced.

C.C.

Heather "It took long enough to get that Chris in a loincloth image out of my head the first time"

"You're recycling old challenges from the past season? Real original…" Noah remarked in his token sarcasm.

"Hush, you!" Chris ordered. "We will be going to newer places. We only stopped here first because it was closest to Hawaii. While you all work on your challenges, my interns here will be installing the renovations to the Killer Captain's Ship"

C.C.

Heather "Me, Cody, and Sierra all know the playing field in this one. We so have this!"

Alejandro "My past experience here will allow my team to relinquish leadership to me, this challenge is mine!"

Duncan "The final four of last season may think they have the advantage, but they forget we all saw that episode. They are gonna have another thing coming.

"Will it be like the last time we were here?" Sierra questioned to the host.

"Indeed, but unlike last time, since there are more contestants this time around, we are gonna shake things up a bit. For the first part of this challenge, LIKE last time, you all will be collecting condor eggs hidden inside the eastern island stone heads that represent all of you. However, this is where things get different. Like how the population of Rapa Nui was decimated, there are too many people, too little resources on the island. In order for a team member to make it to the next part of the challenge, he must find an egg of his own inside one your stone heads. There are only nine eggs hidden and the more eggs you collect for your team, the more members there will be to join you in the next part as part of your advantage," Chris explained.

"Well team let us waste no time, I have been here before so I will take charge" Alejandro proudly stated.

"Thanks Al," Owen said, "Aren't you glad we're all chums again, Noah?"

"Umm… yeah… great chums" Noah halfheartedly agreed, "boy did I have you figured out wrong, Alejandro"

"Well without further ado, begin!" Chris announced, signaling the competitors to start.

**Screaming Captains**

"Alright team, scatter about and search for some eggs, we'll meet up afterwards and decide who should move on to the next part" Duncan ordered.

Harold and Leshawna search as a pair as Harold climbs up the stone head of his girlfriend with attitude.

"Why wouldn't they hide it in the most beautiful face of them all?" The ginger nerd said.

"Hehe, that's sweet green bean"

Harold digs through the opening of the statue's mouth to find nothing.

Meanwhile DJ and Geoff look for their eggs together as well. Geoff notices the stone head of his surfer girlfriend and decides to check that one first with DJ as they climb the statue.

"Hey, I can hear the ocean from her ears" DJ joked.

"Deej, this is serious, dude!" Geoff said has he focuses on his stone girl, "I couldn't sleep well without her last night" Geoff whined as he puckered up to the rocky lips of stone Bridgette. This strange act of obsession caught the attention the Latino archenemy.

"Hmm…" Alejandro pondered his newest scheme.

**Killer Captains**

"Well, what do you both think?" Heather inquired from Cody and his stalker.

"If I recall, they put eggs in a symbolic way of each contestant" Cody reminded.

"I found one, eh!" Ezekiel pulled from his stone doppelganger's nose.

"Good job, Zeke!" Cody praised.

"I told you I'd win this one, holmes!" Ezekiel boasted just before tripping over his own two feet and falling on top of his egg, thus breaking it.

"YOU USELESS INBRED!" Heather screamed at the homeschool.

**Rabid Skippers**

Noah digs through the head of his stone self and is immediately grossed out by its contents.

"Ew, I find this stuff in my gutters! Oh wait… very clever Chris…" Noah said, unamused by the symbolism.

Izzy looks around and notices herself in stone form.

"…" The psychopath, unusually silent, slowly walks up to the stone self of hers.

"Umm… Izzy?" Tyler asked noticing her petrified state.

"…"

Meanwhile, Sadie was climbing up the stone Katie, while Katie climbed up this stone Sadie.

Katie "I'm on the prettiest stone head of them all!"

Sadie "No, I am"

The duo digs through each other's heads and both managed to pull out an egg. They both cheer and hug.

**Screaming Admirals**

Geoff sees Bridgette looking for her egg and proceeds to chat with her.

"Bridge, I couldn't sleep last time! Come on babe, just a few minutes of making out, please!"

"Geoffy, please, don't make this difficult"

"But I"

"She said no!" Heather intervened, grabbed her surfer teammate, and dragged her away, leaving a disappointed party animal. As if on cue, Alejandro approaches Geoff.

"Relationship troubles, Geoffy?" Alejandro sweetly asks.

"What do you want? Trying to steal my girl again?"

"Easy, amigo, I only did what I did to win the competition. I had no intention of stealing her away from you"

"Like I would trust a snake like you"

"I understand, a broken trust is indeed a difficult thing to mend. At least hear my advice and you can choose whether or not to heed it"

"Fine, what do you have to say, Alejandro?" Geoff asked impatiently.

"Well when I seduced Bridgette back in the Yukon, I did it by being direct… confident… dare I say… aggressive…"

"So what do think I should do?"

"I can't say exactly, however you have an advantage"

"What's that?" Geoff asked skeptically.

"Leverage, Chico," Alejandro pointed out, "You forgave her for cheating on you, now you will own her in any argument. Next conflict you two get into, pull out that card and you will love the result"

"I don't know…"

"Or not, I am just offering an idea to help with your relationship as part of my amends to all that I have hurt"

C.C.

Geoff "Maybe Alejandro is right. I know he is manipulative, but somehow that makes sense"

Alejandro "This is too easy…"

Duncan and Gwen notice Sadie carrying her egg to her team.

"Hmm, Gwen I got an idea" Duncan whispered to his gothic girlfriend.

"I don't know, Duncan, that doesn't seem right" Gwen protested.

"It's no big deal, I highly doubt this would eliminate her"

**Killer Captains**

Cody started climbing up the statue of Heather and noticed Sadie and Gwen walking into each other a few feet away.

"Oops, sorry Gwen"

"My mistake, Sadie" The duo parted ways. Unbeknownst to Sadie, her egg was switched with a rock while the goth made off with the egg.

C.C.

Cody "Did Gwen just…"

Cody resumed his search and sees the large condor egg where Heather's gold tooth should be.

"Awesome, found one!" Cody proudly exclaimed as he jumped down from the queen bee's statue.

"Not bad, twerp. I needed one of those" The punk said as he approaches the scrawny geek.

"No way, Duncan! I found it" Cody protested.

"Do you really want an even bigger gap between those teeth, dorkus?" Duncan threatened while cracking his knuckles.

As Duncan approached the geek, he felt a firm grip on his shoulder.

"Lay a finger on him, and that unibrow won't be the only turnoff on you face" Trent threatened while defending his smaller teammate. Duncan, not willing to continue the intimidation, backs off.

"Calm down there Elvis, I was just kidding," Duncan casually stated as he walks away. But before he left, he turned back at the two Killer Captains, "Oh and by the way, Gwen said I was the better kisser," he cruelly stated before chuckling and leaving.

"Ugh! I HATE him!" Cody yelled out angrily.

"Calm down, Cody" Trent said, trying to comfort him.

"Why, just why would Gwen like such a heartless *bleep!* Also, how could you just take that from that delinquent?"

"We can't let him get us, or he wins. Anyways, Katie also found her egg, so go find Chris so you can move on to the next challenge."

"Fine" Cody reluctantly complied.

**Rabid Skippers**

The macho Hawaiian, Justin, pulled an egg out of his stone doppelganger's eyes, "Great, one for our team!

"You mean two for our team Owen corrected as he pulled another from stone Zeke's nose"

"Let's hurry back to Chris!"

**Screaming Admirals**

"I found one" Beth said as she pulled an egg out of stone Courtney's mouth, "there's a lot of garbage in here, though"

"Well done, Beth," Duncan applauded, "hand it to me and I'll take on the next challenge.

"But why?" Beth questioned.

"If the next part is what I think it will be, it would be better if I went"

"I guess so," Beth said submissively as she hands Duncan the egg.

Meanwhile DJ approaches Eva.

"Find any Eva?" DJ politely asked.

"One second," She responded before punching a hole in the stone head of Tyler. After feeling around the inside of it, she shook her head.

**Killer Captains**

Heather digs through the mouth of her former "crushemy," Alejandro's stone statue.

"I think I got it! It's definitely oval," Heather pulls out a snake with the egg she needed inside its stomach, "Eww… wait, is there a pineapple in it too?"

Sierra notices the Cody stone statue, "It's so beautiful! This is definitely going to my Cody shrine!"

Sierra attempts to take the geeky statue with her but to no avail. The stone head is just too big.

**Rabid Skippers**

Alejandro pulls an egg from Sierra's stone statue's ear.

"Well she is an egg-head… oh my, that's terrible"

**Later**

Chris "Okay, challengers, since Ezekiel broke his egg, he's out. As for the rest of you eight, we will move on to the next part of our challenge"

Chris signaled Cody, Katie, Alejandro, Justin, Owen, Gwen, Heather (Don't ask how she got her egg from the snake), and Duncan to follow him to their next part of the challenge. The rest of the group followed shortly.

Chris "Will our teams be victorious? Or will they be bird food? Find out when we return in Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!

Teams:

Screaming Admirals: Duncan, Gwen, Leshawna, DJ, Geoff, Harold, Beth, Eva

Killer Captains: Heather, Cody, Sierra, Bridgette, Trent, Courtney, Katie, Ezekiel

Rabid Skippers: Owen, Justin, Tyler, Lindsay, Noah, Izzy, Sadie, Alejandro