A/N: My excuse for doing another chapter in one day? I finished after doing a journal entry and an essay outline for my College Wriing class thank you very much!

Chris "And we're back, here we have Cody, Katie, Alejandro, Justin, Owen, Gwen, Heather, and Duncan finding eight of the nine condor eggs. Who will succeed in winning this challenge? And who is sending someone home? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!

Chris leads the eight winners near the large rock that the held the enormous nest. A nest that is all too familiar with the final four of last season. The rest of the teams followed them as well… except for Izzy who mysteriously disappeared.

"Come on Screaming Admirals!" Leshawna cheered.

"Go Cody, I believe in you!" Sierra hollered to her crush.

"You can do it, Skippers!" Tyler added.

"As you can see, Mama Condor still calls this nest home. The difference is, she now knows she's a widow thanks to last time's mishaps with the father crashing into a stone statue," Chris informed as Chef whistled and walked away. "I am sure she is not so keen with reuniting with those responsible, it might "ruffle up her feathers." Each team must place at least one of their eggs intact onto her nest to avoid elimination for their team. You'll find this to be much harder than last time simply for the hard feelings of leaving her a widow and the fact there will be no jingle to calm her down this time.

"I see there is no protective gear this time either…" Alejandro groaned.

"Exactly!" Chris confirmed.

Everyone stops to hear the screech of the monstrous condor, finally taking notice of the contestants.

C.C.

Noah "Hell hath no fury like a condor's scorn"

Heather "Hmm… how did I win this challenge last time?"

Sierra noticed something descend down on them, "Ooo! Look! It's Cody Jr!"

The adorable baby condor with a strange resemblance to the Geek flies down to them and happily lands on top of Heather's head.

"Geez, and I finally got my hair back to normal!" The queen bee complained.

"Cody Jr, why do you like Auntie Heather so much?" Sierra moaned.

"If I may interrupt, we got a challenge to do," Chris reminded.

"Who's going first?" Gwen asked her punk boyfriend.

"Ladies first" Duncan remarked back with a grin.

Gwen, Katie, and Alejandro are the first three to start climbing the enormous rock to the condor's nest.

"You can do this Gwen!" Duncan cheered.

"Go condor! Peck her eyes out!" Courtney yelled back.

As the three get nearer to the nest, the true hostility of a mother in distraught truly becomes known as it rams Alejandro off the nest and crashed into the ground below. As Alejandro gets up he realizes he crushed his egg.

"Argh!" He yells in frustration while swearing in his native tongue.

The condor then swings its wing and knocked both Katie and Gwen off the rock. As they drop down from the nest, only Trent and Courtney are there to catch them.

"I got Gwen!" Courtney eagerly volunteered. However, as the goth fell, the CIT made minimal effort to catch her and allowed her nemesis to crash into the ground as well. "Oops, butterfingers!" Courtney said smugly as Gwen tries to recover from her fall. Luckily for Gwen, she managed to protect the egg before crash-landing.

C.C.

Gwen "Litte miss C-I-T is becoming a real pain in the A-S-S!"

Trent successfully caught Katie and then Sadie's other half gratefully hugged the musician.

"Thank you, Trent!"

"No problem, Katie, chivalry is common sense"

"Since you both haven't broken your eggs yet, you both get another shot. However, you two have to get to the back of the line" Chris informed.

"Noah where's Izzy?" Owen asked.

"Last time I saw her, she was just blankly staring at her stone self" Tyler said.

As if on cue, everyone heard a booming voice.

"FOOLISH MORTALS!" Everyone stares up to see Izzy, standing on a cliff above them, wearing a strange bird like mask and decorative feathers on her arms. "MAKE-MAKE, THE CHIEF GOD OF THE TANGATA MANU, SPEAKS THROUGH ME AND ORDERS YOU TO STOP DESECRATING THIS LAND! 'LES YOU SUFFER HIS DIVINE WRATH! CAW CAW! CAW CAW!

Izzy prepares to take flight as she leaps and flaps her arm-wings. Unfortunately they prove to be fruitless as she crashed down next to everyone.

"IZZY!" Owen and Noah both call out as they run to her aid. Owen unknowingly drops his egg as he ran but Alejandro caught it without anyone knowing.

"This is getting too weird, let's move it along folks!" Chris yelled impatiently.

Next up was just Duncan and Heather only, since Owen was busy helping Izzy.

"Cody Jr, stop scratching my scalp!" Heather yelled as the affectionate birdling settled in her hair.

"You lovebirds look cute together!" Duncan mocked as he climbed past her, leaving the queen bee glaring at him.

Cody Jr, taking exception to him picking on Heather, flies to his hands and pecks them hard enough for Duncan to lose his grip and falls off the giant rock, crushing his egg.

"Hahahaha! Serves you right!" Courtney mocked.

"Ha, good job, Cody Jr!" Heather said, heavily amused by his deed, as he flies back on top of her, "Another victory for the captains, coming right up!"

Out of nowhere an egg flew at the pair and hit the poor bird hard, causing him to fall off of Heather's head. Everyone was shocked to see such an act.

"CODY JUNIOR!" Sierra screamed as the bird plummeted to the ground. Seeing what happened, Cody Sr. ran to the bird's aid and caught the youngling before it hit the ground.

"Now that's a father!" Sierra proudly and happily said as she hugged her self-proclaimed hubby.

Heather gave a sigh of relief before she notices the Mama Condor, who then angrily head butts her off the nest. Wasting no time, the gap toothed geek baseball slides to cushion the queen bee's fall while still protecting the baby condor.

"You alright, Heather?" Cody asked while trying to recover from what landed on him.

"I'm fine, the egg cracked though," Heather said brushing herself off.

"How 'bout a thanks to Cody?" Sierra reminded the team leader.

"Hmph, he was just doing is job," Heather stated sharply, protecting her pride. She then changed the subject, "how's the condor kid?"

"Looks like a broken wing, he won't be able to fly again" Cody sadly said.

"What? Will it ever heal again?" Sierra tearfully asked.

"Not in the wild. If there's any hope for it, we have to heal it ourselves" Cody informed.

"Well, I suppose our team can tolerate a mascot" Heather said, trying to be reluctant.

The poor condor nuzzles weakly against Heather as he remains in Cody's hands. The little bird then smiled to both of them. Heather embarrassingly backed away.

C.C.

Heather "That was no accident. There's only one person who would stoop that low"

Alejandro "In retrospect that may not have been my best moment, but hey, have your heart broken, take a dip in lava, and spend three months in a cold, rusty, robot suit and then tell me what I did was wrong"

Noah "I'm almost positive that Al-eel-jandro was the one who threw that. But how did he get an egg? He broke his and I thought Owen had the last one"

"Cody, Justin, you two are up next, and if you both fail, Gwen and Katie get a turn again," Chris said.

Cody tucks Cody Jr in between his two shirts and starts climbing. Trying not to crush the bird against the rock, the gap toothed geek paces himself as the Hawaiian model takes the lead and reaches the nest.

"Easy now, miss condor" Justin says, trying to calm her down as he prepares to rest the egg on her nest.

As the Mother Condor looks at him, he gets a strange vibe. The mother bird steps closer to the model and stares into his cerulean eyes.

"Umm… what are you doing?" He asked as the enormous bird blushes at him.

Cody continues to climb up as he sees the bird fly off with Justin screaming in her talons.

"HELP ME!" Justin cried out while dropping the last egg the Skippers had.

Cody, wasting no time, finally reaches the top of the now vacant nest and rests his egg on top of it.

Chris "Victory to the Killer Captains!"

The whole team cheers once again as Cody climbs back down.

"Woohoo! That a boy, Cody!" Trent applauds.

"That was so sweet what you did for that bird, Cody" Bridgette added.

"I agree" Katie also added.

"I guess that was impressive," Heather tries to scoff about it.

"Whatever," Courtney said with clearer distain.

"I could have done that too, eh" Ezekiel smugly mentioned.

"That's my Codykins!" Sierra said, about to tackle him.

"Ahem, baby on board" Cody reminded his stalker of his little passenger.

Chris "Alright Chef, tell them what they won!"

Chef "A Jacuzzi Hot Tub! Unwind from a painful backbreaking challenge with this marble tub of pure pleasure! Okay Chris, I do not feel comfortable reading these fruity descriptions!"

"You need to do something don't you? Anyways you shall receive your reward during your next destination. Now, since the Screaming Admirals still have one egg, they remain safe from elimination, but as for the Skippers… I will see all of you on your ship"

C.C.

Noah "Bye bye, Al…"

Justin only sobs over what transpired.

Izzy "Ugh, what happened to Cadet Izzy?"

**Killer Captains**

The victorious Killer Captains return to their ship after the interns finish their remodeling of the interior. Individual cabins were built into the ship with furniture and bedding put in. A bathroom was also added.

"Wow, those interns sure did a good job" Cody complimented the well designed work, "I'm gonna take Cody Jr in with m…" Cody paused as he noticed the small bird wishing to accompany the queen bee. The geek took the hint and brought it to Heather.

"Umm… Heather… would you mind?" Cody sweetly asked.

"Fine… but only because I know how to treat birds" Heather sharply responded as she takes Cody Jr from the geek and slams the cabin door behind her. As she becomes aquatinted with her new room, she sets the young condor on her bed. The queen bee noticed the wounded condor smiling sweetly at her with a resemblance to his "father." She gave out a long sigh, sat next to the bird and quietly strokes its back.

"If you tell anyone, I'm punting you" Heather threatened the mute condor.

"Who's navigating for us this time?" Sierra asked the remaining members.

"Cody has been through enough today, I will" Trent volunteered.

As the musician heads up to the deck, Katie stops him and sweetly, "Umm… Trent? Would you like some company up there?"

"I would love to" Trent responded with a warm smile.

**Screaming Admirals**

Duncan ordered DJ to navigate for the Admirals this time and he prepares to sail the ship with everyone else inside. That is until Beth approached him.

"What is it Beth?" DJ kindly asks.

"It's just, I am a little worried about Gwen" The wannabe farmgirl said.

"What do you mean?"

"She seems to be a little different from last time I competed with her. Maybe it's just me, but she is becoming more and more like Duncan"

**Rabid Skippers**

The next scene takes place with Chris aboard the deck of the Rabid Skippers and its members.

Chris "Welcome to the Sardine Ceremony. If you receive a can of these freshly canned sardines, you are safe to compete another day. However, if you do not receive one you will have to settle with a lifejacket and a walk down the "Plank of Shame" But before I read you your votes, let me remind you of why you all came up short today. Izzy…"

Izzy "Cadet Izzy!"

Chris "Cadet Izzy… today you went crazier than usual… talking to gods, yet divine intervention didn't help your team. Sadie and Owen… lost track of your eggs… Justin… seduced a bird, though funny, it only sealed your teams' fate. I will now hand out the sardines. The people who are safe are…"

"Tyler"

"Lindsay"

The lovebirds hug each other before getting pelted by their aluminum containers.

"Noah"

"Sadie"

"Izzy"

"Alejandro"

Alejandro grins as he gets his sardines while Noah glares at him.

Chris "Justin… Owen… one of you will be going home tonight…"

The duo looks nervously at each other.

Chris "And the one going home today is...

…

…

…Owen.

"WHAT?" Noah angrily asked as he turned to his team, "But why?"

"It's alright, Noah… win for me little buddy!" Owen cried as he hugged his bookworm chum.

"Owen, here's your life jacket" Chris said as he tossed him the XXXL sized jacket. "The plank of shame awaits you, buddy."

Owen walks down the long board hanging from the side of the boat and from it, he jumps into the ocean.

C.C.

Tyler "Owen buddy, I like you, but what you did was NOT cool bro!

Lindsay "Omar, why would you do such a thing to that poor bird?"

Alejandro "Guys, I am most troubled to tell you that Owen choose to hurl the egg he found as a means to sabotage Heather! That poor bird… I fear competition brought the worst in our dear frie-pfft… BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't believe those idiots bought that. Now I have Tyler, Lindsay, and my fangirl, Sadie wrapped around my finger. The majority of the Rabid Skippers are under my control"

Noah "I don't know how you slipped past this one, Alejandro. But next time, you'll get your comeuppance, I swear it"

Ezekiel "Woohoo! First season without first getting voted off! I knew this would be my time, holmes!"

Chris, after leaving the losing team's boat, is back on the chopper with Chef.

Chris "Will the Rabid Skippers recover from this loss? Or will they go even further down under? Find out at our NEW destination, right here on Total…Drama… Luxury Tour!"

Teams:

Screaming Admirals: Duncan, Gwen, Leshawna, DJ, Geoff, Harold, Beth, Eva

Killer Captains: Heather, Cody, Sierra, Bridgette, Trent, Courtney, Katie, Ezekiel

Rabid Skippers: Justin, Tyler, Lindsay, Noah, Izzy, Sadie, Alejandro

Votes:

Tyler-Owen

Lindsay-Owen

Noah-Alejandro

Sadie-Owen

Izzy-Justin

Justin-Izzy

Owen-Sadie

Eliminated: Owen