Chris "And we're back! Earlier our lumberjacks in training began their challenge in Kodiak Island, Alaska by chopping down trees and preparing to drag them down the river to the Sawmill. There they'll be making the chopped trees into boards for a shack. Who will win? Who will lose? And who will walk down a board made specifically for them? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"

**Killer Captains**

"It's about time you guys came back," Courtney yelled impatiently as she, Ezekiel, Trent, and Katie finish the first part of the challenge when Cody, Sierra, Bridgette, and Heather come back.

"Heather, Bridgette, Sierra, where did you three go?" Cody asked skeptically.

"Nowhere" All three answer at the same time.

"Enough blabbering, we have to catch up to the other teams" Courtney reminded.

**Justin**

"S…s…somebody, help me…" Justin is huddled in the fetal position next to a sleeping grizzly bear.

**Rabid Skippers**

As for the rest of the Skippers, Alejandro, Lindsay, Izzy, Sadie, and a now conscious Tyler drag their chopped logs to the river.

"Where's Justin?" Tyler asked the team.

"This is most concerning," Alejandro answered with pseudo concern, "I fear he may not be inclined to assist our team. It's with great reluctance as the new captain that I must say that it may be in our best of interest to vote him out next"

"You think so?" Lindsay asked.

"Anything you say, Alejandro…" Sadie said, still drooling over the Latin hunk. In fact, everyone was buying into Alejandro's suggestion except Izzy.

C.C.

Izzy "Cadet Izzy better tell Noah"

Lindsay "That bear must have told Jason to slack off"

The team meets up with Noah at the river, "About time you guys got here, the Admirals and Captains already started," The bookworm informed.

**Screaming Admirals**

The Admirals take the lead in pulling the logs down the river stream against the Captains. Each log has two carriers splashing through the cold water trying to get to their next checkpoint.

"I think I see the Sawmill" DJ pointed out.

"We're almost there!" Gwen added.

"What's wrong, Team Amazon? Can't keep up?" Duncan taunted the Captains.

C.C.

Trent "What's that supposed to mean?"

Ezekiel "We're not a girl team, eh!"

Cody "At this point, I'm used to it…"

Heather "Just because our strongest guy has a mullet…"

**Killer Captains**

"Pick it up, Cody!" Heather ordered the gap toothed geek as he is pulling three logs at once using a rope weaved by Sierra.

"Don't overwork my Cody!" Sierra shot back.

"It's for his own good" Heather argued, "He can't rely on his boyish charm, forever!"

"Some people don't like muscle-bound jerks" Bridgette cut in. Hearing them argue gave Cody a confused look.

C.C.

Cody "What was that all about?"

"Stop talking about the twerp, the Skippers are gaining on us!" Courtney interjected.

**Rabid Skippers**

"We must hurry team!" Alejandro cheered.

C.C.

Noah "Izzy informed me that Al will be voting Justin out if we lose. However, I may have a gambit to pull off"

**Killer Captains**

"Don't worry holmes, with my expertise in the wild, this game is in the ba…" Homeschool was interrupted when the Zeke tripped over a salmon in the river, slid downstream and knocked into the Screaming Admiral team. The impact caused them to drop their logs and fall over like bowling pins. "Oops, sorry, eh!" Ezekiel apologized before running back to his team.

"You little…" Duncan said angrily, trying to restrain himself in front of Gwen.

C.C.

Heather "When his body is at his expense, homeschool may have some use to us"

Ezekiel "I so meant to do that, holmes!"

Duncan "I was about to beat that possible stoner into the ground, but I can't help but be concerned that the other twerp in their team has some influence over Gwen. I better watch out for him"

The Killer Captains ceased the opportunity to run past the Admirals and ran into the Sawmill. Chris and Chef were there to greet them.

"Captains, for reaching the Sawmill first, you will have first dibs in making your logs into boards for your shack" Chris announced.

Trent and Katie mowed their logs through the saw first to create their boards. Cody was forced to put through three logs alone for his boards. Heather put hers in next, followed by Sierra, Courtney, and lastly Ezekiel since Bridgette wouldn't cut down a tree in the first place.

"I'll get to work on the blueprints," Cody offered while tired off all the log pulling Heather made him do.

"We know what a shack looks like, so help us in constructing it, twerp!" Heather ordered.

**Screaming Admirals**

"MOVE IT, MOVE IT, AND MOVE IT!" Duncan ordered his team. As they take turns putting logs through the Sawmill, "Put whatever you call muscle into it, Doris!" Duncan yelled at Harold.

"I'm trying, gosh!"

**Rabid Skippers**

Finally the third team got their chance at the Sawmill and took their turns putting their logs through. Right when they finish, they see Justin run from the woods.

"Judd?" Where were you?" Lindsay asked.

"Bear… finally got away from it…" Justin responded while being out of breath.

"Well thanks a lot, you meathead!" Izzy hollered at the model, "Thanks to you we are behind and we have considered you for elimination," she seemingly angrily added while also secretly winking at Justin.

C.C.

Justin "I am glad I am still strong within the Izzy Brigade, but I hope Noah has a plan working…"

Noah "Good work, Izzy. Let's hope my plan follows through…"

Alejandro "It appears Izzy's past dislike for Justin is starting to reappear. Convenient… too convenient…

**Killer Captains**

"Ugh… my arms and back are killing me…" Cody complained as he hammers in a wall.

"Deal with it!" Heather shot back, telling him to get to work.

"Almost done" Trent said, as he hammers the roof with Katie.

In no time, the shack was finished.

"Woo hoo! Great job, Captains!" Bridgette cheered.

"What do you think, Chris?" Cody asked his host.

"Told ya, this was ours, eh!" Ezekiel boasted. He then casually leaned against the shack wall, falling though it and leaving a gaping hole in it.

"I think there's a hole that needs to be fixed" Chris answered Cody's question.

"YOU USELESS…" Heather yelled while trying to avoid redundancy.

"Just hurry up and fix it!" Courtney barked.

**Screaming Admirals**

"There, finished!" Duncan said, putting the final nail in the door"

"Alas, victory to the Screaming Admirals!" Chris announced.

The entire team cheers happily at their first victory.

C.C.

Duncan "Told ya brawn wins!"

Gwen "Finally, some cabins for some privacy!"

**Killer Captains**

Cody finally put nailed a board over the hole Ezekiel made.

"Looks like the Captains come in second again!" Chris announced, "And it also looks like the Rabid Skippers face their second elimination!" He told the losing team as they finally finished their shack.

"Woohoo! Good job, eh!" Ezekiel cheers his team as they glare at him, "Yep… no eliminations… we sure pulled through didn't we holmes?"

"Grr..." Heather silently growls at him.

"Better luck next time, team" Alejandro assures, "At least we don't have to give a second thought on who was responsible" He continued while smiling at Justin.

C.C.

Justin "Come on, Noah…

Chris turns to Chef, "Tell the Admirals what they won!

Chef pulls out his cue cards "A Diesel Engine! No longer having to man a rudder, just keep the helm at the right direction as the engine does the rest for you. It is guaranteed to last you the duration of the cruise. The engine will be in a room of its own also built by our interns!"

Gwen sighed, "Guess we can have private cabins another time…"

Chris turns to everyone else, "Okay, Admirals will get their reward during our next destination, but in the mean time, they get treated for a delicious flapjack feast! Their team, as well as the Captains can retire to their respective ships now. As for the Skippers, I will see all of you, once again at the Sardine Ceremony on "your" ship. Justin gulps after hearing this.

**Killer Captains**

"We'll get them next time?" Ezekiel nervously said to his team right before Heather throws Homeschool off the ship and into the sea for a third time.

Cody finally soaks in to the hot tub with his aching body and sighs deeply for how overwhelmingly good it felt. Sierra hops in next to him and pulls him into a deep hug.

"Cody-bunny worked so hard today" Sierra said affectionately while squeezing the aching body of Cody. The geek was too exhausted to even resist.

"This is a Jacuzzi for all of us" Heather said as she stepped in with Bridgette, both being unamused by Sierra's flirting.

C.C.

Sierra "What was their problem? Cody is mine now that he let go of Gwen!"

**Screaming Admirals**

The team happily gulps down their meal, unable to chat due to the delicious pancakes they are gorging down on.

**Rabid Skippers**

As the team proceeded to go cast their votes, Noah grabs Sadie and pulls her to a secluded spot.

"What is it Noah?" Sadie asked skeptically.

"I was thinking, Alejandro is becoming a dangerous threat, I think we should form an Alliance to vote him off" Noah said with a smug smile.

"Umm… I gotta go…" Katie's other half then ran away with Noah knowing exactly what she was going to do.

C.C.

Sadie "No way I would turn against… "Alejandro…"'

Noah "Hope my timing is perfect…"

Sadie ran to the Latin Archenemy. Alejandro turns to his pawn, "What is it Sadie?"

Sadie responded while panting, "Noah… Noah is forming an alliance against you"

"You don't say…"

Alejandro turns to where Tyler and Lindsay were, "Change of plan, we need to vote Noah off instead!"

"I just put my ballet in for Justin, dude!" Tyler responded as Lindsay walked out of the voting booth.

"I heard you, Alphonso! I voted for Ned" Lindsay said after casting her vote.

"Well that's just grea… "Alphonso?" Really?" Alejandro questions while shaking his head. Great, well hopefully three votes will be enough" Alejandro said as he nods to Sadie.

"Best of luck" Noah stepped in taunting.

"Noah, I am most disappointed in you" The Latin master of manipulation turned to the bookworm, "I thought you came around to me. I suppose I must eliminate you once more"

"We'll see about that, eel!" Noah taunted as Justin and Izzy stood defiantly as his side.

"Fine… we shall see… at the tie breaker…" Alejandro sneered as him and Sadie cast their votes.

C.C.

Noah "Crap… I overlooked that little chestnut…"

Alejandro "That scrawny little worm has just sealed his fate! He may be a clever one, but I am stronger and faster than he is!"

Izzy "Come on, Noah! Cadet Izzy believes in you!"

Justin "Perhaps it's time I pulled my weight for the Izzy Brigade"

Later the team meets up at the Sardine Ceremony…

Chris "Well looky here… we got ourselves a tie between Noah and Alejandro! I guess it's time we had a tie-breaker"

Justin stood up, "If I may be so bold, I would like to represent Noah in the tie-breaker!"

"What?" Alejandro did not like that idea, "You can't allow that, Chris!"

Noah smirked, "Don't tell our awesome and smexy host what he can or cannot do! A host as awesome as Chris is deserves the greatest tribute to the lumberjack theme ever, don't you Chris?"

Chris smiles and looks up in the air, "I don't know…"

"You're better than Blaineley would have been" Noah added the icing to the cake.

C.C.

Noah "Thank you, Sierra!"

"Okay, Justin!" Chris had been sold, much to Alejandro's dismay, "What did you have in mind?"

Justin turned to his hunky rival, "I challenge you… to a lumberjack flex-off!"

Alejandro, now amused by this, "Very well, Justin. Let's let the girls be our judges"

The team steps off the boat and back into the forest of Kodiak Island.

C.C.

Noah "Owen might get a heart attack if he is watching this!"

Justin "There's only room for one eye-candy on this team"

Alejandro "Eliminate Noah, break Justin, a win-win situation"

"Go, Alejandro!" Sadie cheered.

"You can do it, Alexander! Lindsay added while the Latin hunk scoffed.

"Go Justin, Woohoo!" Izzy rooted for the Hawaiian model.

Chris steps in, "Here are the tie-breaker rules! Both of you are to stand on top of those two stumps, for if one of you steps on the ground during this flex off, you are immediately disqualified. Otherwise, whichever one of you convinces the girls to vote for you after the three flexing rounds, you will win and escape elimination. Since Justin won the coin toss, he gets to flex for us first in the first round. Now… round one… BEGIN!"

The two stand on their respective stumps. Justin begins with a "Front Double Bicep Pose" and a confident smile. He notices Sadie blush a little after this and so does Lindsay. Alejandro takes notice of this too and gets serious as he then does a "Side Chest Pose" The reaction of the two changes as they then drool for Alejandro. The Latin hunk smiles as he notices Izzy blush a bit as well.

"I would suggest we get the girl's honest opinions," Alejandro told the host, "Pull out the lie detector electric chair!"

"Sounds like a good idea" Chris complimented as he has Chef roll it in to the entire Izzy Brigade's dismay, "Okay, round two has Alejandro going first"

"Actually," The Latin hunk said, "I will allow Justin to rebound by going first, and I shall save mine for round three"

"Okay then… round two… BEGIN!" Chris ordered.

Justin, too nervous to show it by arguing, continues to compete by ripping off his shirt with one tug and doing a "Rear Double Bicep Pose" showing his tinted backside. Izzy and cheered while looking as red as her hair and so did Lindsay and Sadie. Alejandro only smiled as he performs a "Front Lat Spread Pose" with enough strength for his shirt to tear off by itself. Izzy shamefully blushes even reader and looks the other way embarrassingly. Sadie and Lindsay gasp in excitement followed by an ear shattering "!"

"Come on Justin… you have to regain momentum!" Noah nervously rooted.

"You can do it, Alejandro! One more round to go!" Tyler proudly cheered.

Chris, trying to recover from the screeching sounds of fangirls, announces, "Final round, Alejandro is up, BEGIN!"

Alejandro does a bare-shirt "Abdominal & Thigh Pose" as the girls run short of breath watching him.

"Justin, let's see it" Alejandro taunted as Justin sweats, "If you wish to concede, no hard feelings…"

Justin then turns to his Latin rival and smiles, confusing Alejandro. Justin lets out a loud, sharp whistle and pauses.

"What's going on?" Chris asked skeptically.

Suddenly, from the woods, the grizzly bear that abducted Justin earlier walks in from the woods and to Justin. The shirtless model then hops on top of the grizzly. With another grin he pulls out his trusty water bottle from his pants pocket, pours it over his head, and does a final soaked bare chest "Front Double Bicep Pose" on top of his bear companion.

"!" All three girls scream at looking at such a divine stance.

Alejandro, angry at what had transpired, turns to Chris, "He jumped off his stump, disqualify him!"

"The rules stated that he could not stand on "the ground,"' Chris corrected him as the grizzly growls at the Latin hunk. The girls were then instructed to take turns on the lie detector. Izzy sits on it first. Chris asked her, "Izzy, who won it?"

"Justin!" She proudly announces.

"Sadie?" Chris then turns to her as she sits on the lie detector.

"I still think Alejandro is a tad bit hotter…" Sadie answered.

"Lindsay?"

"I gotta go with Justin and the bear!" the dumb blonde answered, remembering Justin's name at the right time.

Chris formally announces, "Victory to Justin, which means Alejandro, you are… E-lim-in-a-ted!" Izzy, Justin, and Noah jump together and formed a group hug.

Alejandro was angry, he was furious, he was enraged. Chris continues, "Time to walk the "Plank of Shame!"'

"Can't I just leave from here? We haven't even left dry land yet!" Alejandro asked while still fuming.

"Not as much fun, besides, do you really want to be alone with her?" Chris points out as the grizzly bear growls angrily at Alejandro.

Later the group reboards the ship and Alejandro is handed his lifejacket to hop off the "Plank of Shame." As Alejandro prepares to jump, he turns to his former teammates and finally drops the nice guy act, "You may think this is over, you may think I am done. But rest assured this season is young and one way or another, I WILL BE BACK!"

Noah, untouched by his threat, responds, "Swim away eel, swim away…"

Alejandro finally jumps off the ship and lands in the ocean. As he starts to swim away, the other two ships pass him.

**Screaming Admirals**

"Tough luck, Al!" Duncan taunts from his ship as he sails past Alejandro.

"We'll win for ya!" Gwen added.

"Enjoy the sidelines, sucker!" Harold also added.

"Bye, squid!" Leshawna mocked as well.

**Killer Captains**

"So long, Al!" Cody taunts as well from his team's ship.

Heather blows a kiss to him, "Say hi to Joséfor me!"

"Third elimination? Sounds familiar!" Bridgette added (A/N: Not counting Duncan's first elimination).

Alejandro was now angrier than ever and lets out a frustrated scream, "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! THIS ISN'T OVER! I'LL BE BACK! I'LL MAKE YOU ALL RUE THE DAY OF ANGERING ALEJANDRO BURROMUERTO! I'LL BE BACK!"

As the ships sailed away a sad grizzly waves her Hawaiian heartthrob away.

Chris turns to the camera as Chef flies him off the Skipper ship, "At least Al went out with his pride and dignity intact, hehe! Who will go next at our revisitation of an old destination? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"

Teams:

Screaming Admirals: Duncan, Gwen, Leshawna, DJ, Geoff, Harold, Eva

Killer Captains: Heather, Cody, Sierra, Bridgette, Trent, Courtney, Katie, Ezekiel

Rabid Skippers: Justin, Tyler, Lindsay, Noah, Izzy, Sadie

Votes:

Alejandro – Noah

Tyler – Justin

Izzy – Alejandro

Lindsay – Noah

Sadie – Noah

Noah – Alejandro

Justin – Alejandro

Eliminated:

Alejandro via tiebreaker