Chris "Last time, on Total Drama Luxury Tour… Kodiak Island, Alaska… it is here our jack-tars embraced the lumberjack lifestyle. They chopped down trees, ran down rivers, sawed some boards, and built themselves a shack. Ezekiel won the Captains a lead, only to cost them it later. In the end, the Admirals got their first victory and the Captains place second yet again! The Rabid Skippers voted who they wanted out of there, but interestingly we got our first tie breaker. Justin and Alejandro did a lumberjack style flex off, and thanks to Justin's attraction from the animal kingdom, he finally sent the Latin Archenemy to an early elimination. Boy, I did not see that one coming. Who will be sent home this time? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!

*cues theme music*

**Rabid Skippers**

The Izzy Brigade enjoys having at the supply crate in the lobby of their newly renovated interior due to their victory at Naica Mine.

"How's the pie?" Izzy asks Noah as he takes his first bite.

"Delicious…" Noah proudly responds while rehashing on his alliance victory over Alejandro.

Suddenly, the team turns and notices Tyler walking down from the upper deck when he was supposed to be steering the ship.

"Just…just getting some extra layers of clothes for the cold outside" Tyler nervously said as he runs to his cabin.

"Wow, looks like the rest of the team are intimidated by our alliance" Justin informs his bookworm friend.

C.C.

Tyler "Noah and his alliance took down Alejandro! I am sure they aren't happy that the rest of us took his side. How am I going to protect myself AND Lindsay?"

Noah "Me… feared? Is this what it's like in Al and Heather's shoes? I have to say, I'd be lying if I said I didn't like this"

**Killer Captains**

Everyone was getting chilly due to the ship sailing towards colder regions. Cody looked through the ship window and sadly stared at the Admiral boat. He breathed on the window glass and, with his finger, wrote "Cody & Gwen" then drew a heart around the words.

C.C.

Cody "I still can't get over Gwen… but I would never selfishly sabotage her relationship with another guy. I guess I can only wait and hope she sees what a jerk he is and maybe consider testing the waters with me afterwards"

Suddenly the violet haired stalker grabbed Cody during his train of thought and proceeded to squeeze.

"Oh Teddy-Cody, it's so cold! Cuddle with me and keep me warm!" Sierra asked while refusing to wait for an answer first.

"Dammit!" Heather yells as she walks into the lobby where Cody and Sierra were sitting, "The Jacuzzi is frozen solid!" Heather was also carrying Cody Jr while he was wrapped up tight in a spare shirt, "Also, Sierra, stop strangling Cody and help figure out how to warm up the entire team!"

"You don't seem to mind Trent holding Katie over there!" The fangirl pointed out.

"That's different!"

"How so?"

"Because… well… "

"I thought so!" Sierra taunted as she blew Heather a raspberry to the queen bee's dismay. Sierra continues to squeeze the life out of the gap toothed geek.

Trent and Katie just ignore the bickering duo and continue to warm each other up.

**Screaming Admirals**

The entire team, except for Eva, who is manning the ship, huddles in the lobby. Gwen warms up in Duncan's arms, Harold in Leshawna's, and Geoff in DJ's in the most "Just-Friends" way possible.

"Hey ladies, we're there!" Eva called to her team.

"How can you take this cold?" Geoff asked the hulking woman.

"It's just cold…" Eva apathetically responds.

The ships park in the icy banks of an area they are all too familiar with… the Yukon… Once again, Chris, Chef, and the interns await them, "Welcome again gobs, to the Yukon!"

"Decide on a title for us contestants, yet?" Noah sarcastically remarked.

Chris rummages through his Thesaurus and throws it in the icy ocean, "Anyways, this time here at the Yukon, the challenge will be much different. Also I would like to ask Bridgette to refrain from making out with any poles this time around!"

Bridgette only glared at him. Chef then drives a forklift carrying a massive crate with ruffling sounds in it.

"What's in the box, eh?" Ezekiel asks.

"I'll get to that in a minute," Chris informs, "If you all recall that last time you all were here, I ordered winter jackets for all of you to wear. So good news, they JUST arrived!"

Everyone cheers except Sierra who eye's Chris suspiciously, "You set us up for optimism, how do you intend on breaking us down?"

"What? Can't a host feel sympathetic for his contestants "once in awhile'?"

"Not you…"

"Touche!" Chris conceded, "Because you all will consider these jackets your only protection from what you all will have to deal with in this crate!"

Everyone gulps while putting on their winter jackets. Chris releases the large crate and a pack of Timber Wolves run out of them. Their sadistic host, wasting no time, jumps on the fork lift with Chef while the contestants run from the wild canines.

"ARE YOU COMPLETELY INSANE?" Heather screams as she runs from the wolves.

"Like a fox, or in this case, a wolf" Chris proudly answers, "While you all are running, I would like to point out that there are three leashes for your teams made specifically for dog sledding and whichever team gets all the leash collars used first, wins the advantage for the second part of the challenge.

C.C.

Gwen "Just when you thought Chris couldn't get any more sociopathic!"

Bridgette "I am just glad Ale-jerk-dro is not here to distract me this time!"

**Screaming Admirals**

"Can't you train them with a round object?" Duncan asked his goth girlfriend.

"I tried," Gwen answered as she ran from them with the delinquent, "they apparently aren't as trainable and inbred as corgis!"

**Killer Captains**

"Aaaahhh!" Cody screamed as three wolves chase after the geek through the tundra. Immediately, the fangirl, Sierra jumps in front of them and imitates the alpha hound, aggressively defending her territory. With a loud growl, she intimidates the other three as they whimper and back off.

**Rabid Skippers**

The wolves that are chasing the Skippers suddenly surround them all.

"Nice… doggies…" Tyler nervously said.

They all eye Justin as the winter jacket brings focus to the model's chiseled figure.

"Umm… Justin?" Noah was about to ask of the model.

"Why me…" the model sadly questions right before the wolves tackle the hunk and proceed to affectionately lick his face.

"Hurry, strap the collars on them, while they're distracted," Noah instructed his team.

The Rabid Skippers waste little time in putting the collars on the wolves while they were slobbering over Justin's face.

**Screaming Admirals**

Eva takes the leash and one by one, she wrestles down each wolf and fastened the collars on each one she grabs.

C.C.

Duncan "She's pretty useful when it's not our necks she's after"

Eva "I wrestled bigger…"

**Screaming Admirals**

After narrowly tacking each wild dog, the admirals are the third to secure the wolves on the leash, or most of them.

"There's one vacant collar, eh!" Ezekiel pointed out.

"We got our last one," Heather corrected the homeschool.

"What are you talking about, eh? The rest of the wolves are already leashed" The Zeke reminded the queen bee as she grins evilly at him.

"THIS IS NOT COOL, EH!" Ezekiel screams as he is leashed with the wolves. One wolf sniffs the homeschool and immediately recognized him as kin.

C.C.

Ezekiel "When will she ever forgive me for that million dollars incident? I said I was sorry, eh!"

Courtney "I'm just glad it's not me pulling this time"

Chris, "Looks like the Skippers get the advantage with the actual dogsled. The other teams will just have to settle with the little kiddy snow sleds"

"We get the same disadvantage as the third placers?" Eva asked angrily.

"I never said second place gets an advantage" Chris reminded as the muscle woman growled.

The teams hopped on their cramped sleds as they prepare for the next part of their challenge.

"Okay," Chris continues, "For the next part of the challenge, we will be having ourselves a Dog Sled Race… Wolf Edition! You will all have to mush your wild canine companions… including Ezekiel… in between each pair of flagpoles which will direct you to the next pair. As you can see the first pair of flag poles are red while the rest are green. The poles will lead you to a lap around the Yukon track. You will all have to go through the track three times and finish first to avoid elimination. Beware everyone, there are lots of obstacles waiting for you during this challenge. Oh and one more thing! I don't normally tell all of you the reward to your ship if your team wins, but to instigate more ruthless competition I must reveal it. Our cruise ship will be crossing the Arctic Circle after this destination and I would love to inform all of you that the reward will be a furnace heater for your ship. You will greatly appreciate the warmth!"

C.C.

Heather "With our hot tub out of commission, we are going to NEED the heat!"

Gwen "I don't like getting overly competitive over material rewards, but I really hate the cold"

Noah "Perhaps I should have had Tyler pull for us as well"

Chris brings all three wolf sleds to the starting line, "On your mark… get set… MUSH!"

The teams' sleds start to move as the leashed wolves drag them through the track.

**Rabid Admirals**

"We got the best sled, this race is ours!" Noah cheered.

"You said it, Noah!" Izzy added.

"Lead us all the way, team captain!" Justin also added.

"Umm… yeah… team captain…" Sadie nervously added as well.

C.C.

Sadie "Okay, last time I ratted his alliance out to Alejandro… Does Noah hold a grudge?"

The Skipper pack continues to take the lead due to their sled advantage.

**Killer Captains**

The Captains and Admirals are neck and neck.

"Come on, Captains! Give us another win!" Heather ordered, "Ezekiel, put some leg muscle into it!"

"Maybe if I had more motivation, eh!" Ezekiel shot back.

"Oh, I'll give you motivation alright…" Heather grins as she pulls out her infamous whip from the sled.

"Uh oh" Homeschool gulped.

**Screaming Admirals**

The Admirals fall behind as the Captain's Heather whips the lead dog… err… prairie boy to get him to run faster.

"Where did she get a whip?" Gwen angrily asked.

"We got to find a way to go faster, gosh!" Harold shouted.

As the slide continues onward, Duncan grabs it, "Doris, fork over your yo-yo!" The delinquent then ordered as the nerd hesitantly complied. "One more thing," Duncan tore Harold's tighty whiteys clean off to use as bait for the wolves like a carrot on a stick.

"You're gonna let him do this?" Harold asks Gwen.

Gwen shrugs, "We want to win don't we?"

The wolves were attracted to the underpants and ran faster for them.

**Rabid Admirals**

"They'll never catch up to us, this challenge is ours!" Justin applauded his team.

"What's that over there?" Tyler asks his team.

The snow trail ahead of them turns to a long strip of pure ice that bridges a freezing cold ocean. As the wolves try to tread over it without sliding off, Noah nervously tries to navigate them through it.

C.C.

Noah "A frozen bridge, you'd think Chris wanted most of us to stay alive at least until the later challenges…"

Chris "They didn't think it would be that easy did they? What other obstacles did Chef and I plant for our wolf sledders? Find out here on Total Drama Luxury Tour!"

Teams:

Screaming Admirals: Duncan, Gwen, Leshawna, DJ, Geoff, Harold, Eva

Killer Captains: Heather, Cody, Sierra, Bridgette, Trent, Courtney, Katie, Ezekiel

Rabid Skippers: Justin, Tyler, Lindsay, Noah, Izzy, Sadie