A/N: Woohoo! 50+ reviews, thanks everybody! Especially my consistent reviewers! You all are what keeps me updating all the time! On a side note, however, I just picked up Dead Rising 2, and it's AWESOME! I should be able to keep updating daily however, hopefully...

Chris "Last time, on Total Drama Luxury Tour... We returned to the Yukon. This time, the sleigh pullers were wolves that our swabbies so happily tamed. Due to Eva pushing the wrong buttons, the wolves turned on her and once again let her anger lead her to an early elimination. The Killer Captains prevailed and won themselves the furnace that lasted the entire Arctic Circle voyage. What else will I have in store for them, find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"

*cues theme music*

The ships continue to slowly sail through the glacier filled ocean in the Arctic Circle.

**Screaming Admirals**

Gwen and Duncan stow away in the engine room. They start to make out before they notice the ginger nerd huddled up by them.

"Little privacy, Doris?" Duncan angrily asked.

"This is the warmest place on the ship, gosh!" Harold argued.

"Being cold will be the least of your worries if you don't BEAT IT!" The delinquent threatened as the nerd scrambled on out of there. Duncan then turned to Gwen, "Now where were we?"

"Right here" The goth affectionately responded as they continue to lock lips.

Meanwhile, DJ and Geoff were talking.

"Bridgette is still mad at me for what went down" The party animal sadly stated.

"You shouldn't listen to Alejandro's advice" DJ responded.

"But what else could I have done, I'm crazy about her and I can't stand not being able to be with her for so long"

"Just give her space for the time being"

"I've been trying so hard, but she is the hottest thing ever and I would sooner die than not be able to have her! I may not want to do this, but I think my leverage card is all I have left bro…"

**Killer Captains**

The team relaxed as their newly won furnace did its work.

"This is… luxury…" Courtney happily says as she enjoys the warmth despite the cold outside.

"Cody is my personal furnace!" Sierra happily says, never letting him go since the Yukon.

C.C.

Sierra "I wanna be warm forever!"

Cody then says as he is also in the confessional in his stalker's grip "She wouldn't even let me go to use the bathroom alone…"

Heather stomps into the room carrying Cody Jr, "That's it, Cody! Stop being her squeeze toy and take your turn on treating this bird!"

"That's not fair!" Sierra angrily shot back.

"Hey, I don't make the rules! Oh wait, I do, because I am team captain!" Heather smugly replied while handing the bird to the geek after he leaves Sierra's grip.

Heather then grabs Cody while he is holding his "son," and takes him to the upper deck.

"Cody, you are growing too dependent on Sierra" The queen bee informed.

"What do you mean?" Cody asked.

"I mean, that you have been letting her treat you like a stuffed animal and doing all the work for you in challenges. Remember what I told you at the Naica Mine? It's time to stand on your own two feet and stop relying on Fanzilla!"

"I guess…" Cody hesitantly responds.

"Just firmly tell her off so you stay focused for the team" Heather orders as she points the geek back to the lobby.

After overhearing the conversation while manning the boat, Trent walks up to her.

"What do you want?" Heather rudely enquired.

"I was just wondering why you have a huge problem with Sierra all of a sudden" The musician answers.

"She's distracting Cody with her annoying fan worship!"

"You didn't seem to have a problem with that last season" Trent reminded.

"Well, this time is different!"

"How so?"

"It's different because… because…" Heathers stuttering helped Trent finally figure it out.

"…Oh my God… YOU LI-" Before the musician could finish, the queen bee kneed him hard in the crotch.

"Keep you mullet mouth shut or I will DESTROY YOU!" Heather warned.

"G-g-got it…" Trent tried to say while in excruciating pain.

C.C.

Heather "He was about to say, that I liked focused alliance members, most definitely. I mean, it was just like Lindsay and Tyler…"

Trent "Not one of my wiser moments"

**Rabid Skippers**

The Izzy Brigade still becomes a fear from the other half of the Skippers.

"So Noah, in case we lose, who are we voting out first?" Justin asked curiously.

"I guess Sadie probably, but let's not worry about the what-if scenarios. I don't mind being intimidating but I kinda don't wanna stoop to Al's level" The bookworm informed.

A few hours later, the ships finally reach warmer waters and pull over to the port their GPSs instructed them to go. As soon as the teams made land, they once again saw Chris and Chef, alongside an old face.

"Drift netters, welcome!" Chris formerly greeted, "We are once again at my hometown, Newfoundland! You all remember my cousin, Jerd, don't you?"

"Hows you gettin' on cocky?" Jerd McLean greeted in his thick Newfoundland dialect.

"What did he call me?" Duncan said, getting aggravated.

Everyone was taken to the fishing lodge where they completed the second part of their challenge last season.

"For the first part of the challenge…" Chris started moving on.

"Please don't make me drink apple cider vinegar…" DJ begged to himself.

"…is to jug down more apple cider vinegar!" Chris finished while smiling at DJ.

"Aww..."

"The rules for this contest are to drink as much apple cider vinegar for your team as possible. If you are unable to continue chugging in any way you are eliminated. Whichever team finishes up the most jugs of apple cider vinegar overall wins the advantage for the next part of the competition" Chris announced.

C.C.

Noah "Wish Owen was still here, he's got the stomach for it"

Izzy "Cadet Izzy doesn't want to drink this again"

"Get on the go, b'ys!" Jerd commands as the teams start the challenge.

**Killer Captains**

"Ugh! My throat feels like its on fire just drinking it!" Heather shouts out in disgust after taking her first drink.

"Heather is eliminated!" Chris announces.

"What?" The queen bee shouts in disbelief.

"If you are unable to continue chugging in any way, then you are eliminated" The host reminded while dodging the oncoming jug that was then thrown at him.

"I should pace myself, eh!" Ezekiel says out loud as Heather then takes her frustrations out on the prairie boy by force-feeding him the chug of cider vinegar.

The rest of the team hesitantly drank down their first jugs nonstop while then gagging on the acidic liquid afterwards.

"I can't do another one, I just can't…" Bridgette shamefully muttered.

"Me neither" Katie sadly conceded.

"Bridgette and Katie are out!" Chris announced.

"No more… please…" Homeschool begged as the queen bee mercilessly forced down the second jug down his throat.

Cody struggles to chug down his second but his body rejected the acidic vinegar and he vomited it all out.

"Cody, buddy, you're out!" Chris announced.

Trent, Courtney, Sierra, and a reluctant Ezekiel were all who finished their second jug.

"No more, I can't do anymore…" Trent said exhaustedly.

"Trent's out!" Chris says.

"Pfft, I can handle one mo-" Courtney bragged before the CIT vomits out her second jug contents.

"Courtney's out and her second jug is void because her stomach failed to contain it!"

"Oh come on!" Courtney angrily complained.

"Great, homeschool is done…" Heather complained as the Zeke couldn't take his third jug and vomited it out…

C.C.

Ezekiel "Heather won't stop being mean to me, she's risking our friendship, eh!"

"I can take one more, I think" Sierra hesitantly proposed as she chugs down her third and final jug.

Chris announces, "The total score for the Killer Captains is 11 jugs!"

**Screaming Admirals**

"Come on, Harold!" Leshawna cheered him on after the rest of the Admirals finish up their first round of jug chugging.

"I… can't…" The ginger nerd complained.

"Buck up, Doris!" Gwen told him.

C.C.

Harold "Great, Duncan's got her saying that now…"

"I just can't…" Harold conceded.

"Harold is out!" Chris announced as Duncan and Gwen glare at him.

At round two, DJ was the first to finish his second jug. Gwen and Duncan manage to gulp down their's afterwards. Leshawna finishes hers next. Unfortunately Geoff regurgitated his when he finished his second jug and only gained one point for his team.

"We just need three more to beat the Captains!" DJ hopefully rooted his team.

At round three, the remaining four try drinking their third jug. DJ struggles to drink down his third but manages to pull through.

"That's all I can take…" DJ exhaustedly said.

"Come on Gwen!" The punk rooted his gothic girlfriend after finishing his third jug. In no time she finishes hers as well.

"Good job Admirals!" Leshawna cheers, "Now I don't have to finish my ju… BLEH!" Leshawna vomits profusely.

"And the Admiral score is… 12 jugs!" Chris announced.

**Rabid Skippers**

"Blegh!" Tyler vomits out his halfway through his first jug.

"Caving already Tyler? You can do better tha- BLAAAAAGHHH!" Justin then pukes out his first jug.

"I… almo… BLAUGGHH!" Sadie fails her first jug as well.

Izzy manages to take down her first jug, but then her throat becomes dried up like last time and could only make gasping sounds.

"Tsk Tsk Tsk…" Chris shamefully said as he looks at the vomit covered competitors that were the Rabid Skippers, "You're score is one jug and a once again, paralyzed Izzy"

C.C.

Noah "No one has a strong stomach on my team…"

Chris continues, "That concludes the first part of the challenge with the Screaming Admirals winning the advantage"

"What is it?" Gwen asks her sadistic host.

"I'll get to that, but first I will leave all of you with Jerd for one of his tales of the sea!"

The teams gather in front of the Newfoundland native as he rehashed one of his stories.

"Many a 'ear ago," Jerd McLean begins.

"many ears? What, eh?" Ezekiel questioned the accent that differs from his own.

"Shut up your prate!" Jerd says, now continuing, "Many a 'ear ago, I'be fishing 'n de' waters o' Atlantic, and I spot 'e a fish dat gat da face only a mutter could luv.

C.C.

Duncan "What?"

Cody "What?"

Sierra "What?"

Heather "What?"

Gwen "What?"

Bridgette "What?"

DJ "What?"

Sadie "What?"

And the confession cam videos continue…

Jerd continues on, "'Dat ther' fish was massive an' fierce as a sting of a nar'tooth. It heeded te'name Ol' Cat Eyes and bes infamous in these there waters! It be responsible far de' most heiness o' shipwrecks. No boat e'er matched the rutheless seadawg that 'as Ol' Cat Eyes! Ol' Cat Eyes has de' bounty of beyond yer salty eyes! Yar be having to fish 'er out fr' today's challenge!"

"Any chance on a translation?" Harold asked.

Jerd turns to Chris, "An' I thought the dark shart one had the bag o' rocks in the head, mate"

Chris turns to the group, "Long story short, big catfish, catch big catfish, avoid elimination," Chris pauses as the group stares at him, "go now!"

"And I don't suppose you still had any reward challenges in mind this season did you?" Noah sarcastically asked.

"Hehe… I thought by now you knew that each challenge is a reward challenge for your ship… as well as an elimination challenge" Chris answers, "Best of both worlds I think"

The teams leave the building and meet up with the host and his cousin outside at the beach.

**Killer Captains**

"Don't worry Cody! We'll win for sure this time!" Sierra assured as she hugs him.

"Ahem" Heather reminds the geek of what she told him.

"Umm… Sierra…" Cody begins as he tries to pry himself off her, "I think it would be better for team morale if you didn't hug me so much"

"What? But why?" The fangirl said with concern.

"It's what got me and Geoff eliminated" Bridgette cut in, "it made everyone else feel uncomfortable"

Sierra sadly complied. Cody gave her a friendly pat on the back, assuring everything would be okay.

C.C.

Heather "It's a good thing surfer girl cut in. But I am not sure why she did…"

Sierra "Stupid mean Bridgette… blocking me from my Codykins…"

Bridgette "I know me and Geoff are technically still together, but seeing Sierra and Cody together really bothers me for some reason…"

Chris announces, "Okay, since the Screaming Admirals won the first part of the challenge, they receive a bucket of worms as part of their reward"

"Alright, bait!" Duncan said approvingly.

Chris goes on to say, "All teams however will receive fishing rods during this challenge as well as fishing boats to steer in the Atlantic waters. Be warned, Ol Cat Eyes is most definitely a dangerous specimen so I would steer carefully"

C.C.

Ezekiel "Fishing is one of my many masteries! This one is in the bag for me, holmes!"

Noah "With Izzy incapacitated, things could get a tad bit tougher for us"

Duncan "I couldn't help but notice that the Killer Captains still haven't had an elimination yet, I think it's time we finally assessed that issue"

Chris "Good angling everyone!"

The teams hop aboard their respective fishing boats and ride them to the open waters.

Chris, "Will our fishermen and women be able to lure up Ol' Cat eyes, or will they be fishfood?"

Jerd, "Fin' out 'ere on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"

Teams:

Screaming Admirals: Duncan, Gwen, Leshawna, DJ, Geoff, Harold

Killer Captains: Heather, Cody, Sierra, Bridgette, Trent, Courtney, Katie, Ezekiel

Rabid Skippers: Justin, Tyler, Lindsay, Noah, Izzy, Sadie

A/N: Tried my best to make Jerd Mclean's Newfoundland accent come out right, hope you all were able to bear with me.