Chris "And we're back. We rejoin our guddlers as they ride their fishing boats to catch Ol' Cat Eyes! Since the Admirals won the Apple Cider Vinegar Chug Off, they won bait to attract the mighty fish. Who will win, who will lose, and who will walk the "Plank of Shame" this time? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"
**Screaming Admirals**
"Let's waste no time, admirals!" Duncan rooted as the team cast out their fishing lines.
"You know, this challenge is pretty relaxing unlike the other ones" DJ happily stated.
"Don't jinx it!" Gwen warned.
Geoff just stares at his surfer lover from across the water.
**Killer Captains**
Bridgette just rolled her eyes at the troubled party animal.
Sierra noticed Cody looking at Duncan and Gwen and sighing. She then wrapped her arms around the geek and cuddled with him"
"Sierra, what did we just talk about?" Heather barked before noticing Trent mischievously grinning at her. She then glares back.
C.C.
Sierra "I can't just go cold turkey from my Cody fix!"
Trent "Staying out of this one…"
**Rabid Skippers**
After an hour of fishing, the team grows bored except for Izzy who is still fighting the dried up throat.
Lindsay "I think I got something!" The dumb blonde said as she reeled in a boot, "eww… it's someone's foot…"
"Any real bites?" Noah impatiently asks his team.
"I got one, and this one is no boot!" Tyler happily cheers as he starts to reel in his fishing rod. The "athlete" reels in a saltwater catfish.
"Wow Tyler, what did you use to attract that?" Justin asks.
"I remember reading that catfish are attracted to foul stenches, so I used my gym socks!" Tyler says proudly.
"Chris, we got the catfish!" Noah shouts to his host.
"That isn't Ol' Cat Eyes!" Chris informs the Skippers. Suddenly, the ocean gets rampant as water waves rock the fishing boats. A massive behemoth of a fish, the size of three full grown humans, jumps out of the water, "That is Ol' Cat Eyes!"
The enormous catfish crashes into the boat, knocking Justin overboard.
**Screaming Admirals**
"How is our worm bait supposed to help us catch something THAT big?" The delinquent shouts angrily.
"We're gonna need a bigger boat…" Harold says as everyone glares at his clichéd response.
"Shut up Doris" Duncan and Gwen say at the exact same time.
**Rabid Skippers**
"Leave this to me!" Justin says as he gets back on the boat. The model then flexes above the waters. Unfortunately all he got was a school of overly affectionate cods to the face, "Curse my beauty!"
**Killer Captains**
"Look at the size of that thing!" Katie nervously said as she held onto Trent.
"Hmm… we need some kind of bait…" Heather said to herself as she turns to Ezekiel.
"Oh no…" Homeschool said, knowing what would happen next.
Heather cast out her fishing line with the hook wrapped around Zeke's hoodie, "Here fishy, fishy, fishy!" The queen bee calls out.
The massive catfish turns to the stinky scent of a homeschooled prairie boy. It turns and swims towards the Zeke.
"HERE HE COMES! REEL ME IN EH!" Ezekiel screamed in a panic as the monstrous catfish swims closer to the human bait. In no time at all, the fish bites onto Homeschool's bottom half and the team immediately pulls on the fishing rod. Fortunately for Ezekiel that Ol' Cat Eyes had no teeth.
As the Captains reel in the monstrous catfish, Cody is instructed to pull the beast aboard the ship as Homeschool escaped its maw.
**Screaming Admirals**
Duncan, realizing another Captain victory was at hand, came up with a plan. He turns to Gwen with his scheme, "Gwen, I have an idea to throw Courtney off her game and get her eliminated"
"I'm all ears" Gwen said with optimism.
**Killer Captains**
"Almost got it" Cody says, finally getting a hold on Old Cat Eyes.
"We so have this!" Trent cheered.
"You can do it, Cody!" Sierra added.
The geek nearly pulls the large fish aboard, just about to get the win for his team. He then notices the Admiral fishing boat pull by. On it he sees his gothic crush making out profusely with his punk nemesis.
"Gwen?" The geek could only say as ulcer after ulcer pops up inside his body while helplessly watching the duo lock lips. This distraction became his downfall as he is thrown off by the fish and the beast jumps back into the water. Gwen then turns to his team's fishing boat. It is then that she is shocked to see that she was distracting the wrong target. Though the CIT did not enjoy watching the two, seeing the reaction of the poor geek devastated Gwen knowing how much he had always cared for her.
"OUR FISH!" Courtney yells as Ol' Cat Eyes swims off. The rest of the team glares at Duncan and Gwen for their stunt.
C.C.
Gwen "It was Cody we were sabotaging? What have I done?
Heather "That was sick even in my standards"
Bridgette "How could Gwen be so cruel?"
Trent "I would never have done that to Cody with you, Gwen!"
Harold "Playing off the feelings of Cody? That was low…"
Leshawna "I know you didn't see him that way, but you didn't have to do that to the poor kid…"
"Good going pipsqueak!" Courtney angrily barked at the geek.
"You really blew it, holmes!" Ezekiel added.
"Lay off my Cody! It's not his fault" Sierra defended.
Cody didn't say anything while everyone else argued. All he could do was try to hold back not breaking down in front of everyone. He could not move past letting go of Gwen. This would mark the first time he ever personally saw his gothic crush make out with Duncan. It certainly hurt more than he could have ever prepared for.
**Screaming Admirals**
"I thought we were distracting Courtney, NOT Cody!" Gwen yelled at Duncan.
"You say tomato…" Duncan shrugged.
"Look, I can handle you picking on Harold…" Gwen reminded the punk in front of the nerd, "But Cody is my friend. He did not deserve that! I may not see him the way he sees me, but being forced to watch what we did in front of him was seriously uncalled for!"
"Fine, I'll lay off the kid" The delinquent responded, not wanting this to escalate, "I just saw a huddled group on a boat and I thought Courtney was leading"
"I got him reeled..." DJ said, interrupting the tension, "Oh boy!"
Just as DJ tried tugging, the overall force of Ol' Cat Eyes was strong enough to pull him overboard. Fortunately, the combined mights of him, Duncan, and Geoff was enough to tug the giant catfish onto the boat.
"Victory fr' the Admirals!" Jerd announced for the host.
"That's right, and since the Skippers have a catfish of sorts, they make it to runner-up purgatory!" Chris added, "Chef, tell the Admirals what they won!"
Chef pulls out his trusty cue card, "They won interior design, same as the other two, cabins, actual bathroom, the works"
The entire team cheers save for Gwen who is still regretting what she did to Cody.
Chris turns to the Killer Captains, "Captains, this will be your first visit to the sardine ceremony, I will see all of you on your ship!"
C.C.
Duncan "Their team outnumbered us, I had to think of something"
Gwen "Cody, if you are watching this, I am so sorry!"
Cody "It's… it's for the best… I don't think I could ever move past Gwen… I'm… I'm ready to go home…
**Screaming Admirals**
The team celebrates their victory by enjoying a giant saltwater catfish feast. Geoff gleefully makes himself a plate, but since DJ became vegan he did not partake. After Harold and Leshawna get their plates, the nerd takes his girl with attitude to a secluded area.
"I can't believe Gwen would be that harsh to Cody, gosh!" Harold angrily tells Leshawna after they secretly hid in the engine room.
"I'm surprised at that white girl too" Leshawna agreed, "I fear Duncan is dragging down her morals"
"I think we should form an alliance to take down that jerk!" Harold suggested.
"I'm in, but who else would help vote him out?" Leshawna asked her ginger lover.
"DJ said he didn't want to vote off anyone, so Geoff would be the one black sheep left"
"Alright, next time, Duncan is out of here!" Leshawna agreed then the couple split.
Meanwhile, Gwen watches from the deck of the Admiral ship, viewing the Sardine Ceremony going on the Captain's ship. Duncan then approaches her.
"I am so mad at you right now, Duncan!" Gwen angrily told her delinquent boyfriend, "right now, the one boy who supported me no matter what decision I made is getting eliminated because of us!"
"Look I'm sorry," Duncan apologized, "he got caught in the crossfire, it won't happen again"
Gwen only sighs and watches, "I finally got him to support us being together and now we reopened his wound…"
C.C.
Duncan "Once the twerp is gone, we can move past this"
**Killer Captains**
Chris "Killer Captains, welcome to your first Sardine Ceremony! You all casted your votes and now one of you is going home tonight. Let me first remind all of you why you are all here. Cody, you got distracted and lost the fish… hmm… I guess that's the only reason why you all are here. Well, the people who are safe are…"
"Trent"
"Courtney"
"Heather"
"Sierra" The fangirl catches her can of sardines with one hand and pats Cody's hand with another.
"Katie"
"Bridgette"
"One more can of decade old sardines left…" Chris says, cruelly adding to the suspense. Cody sighed, knowing what was going to happen while Ezekiel confidently smiled. Courtney waves goodbye to the geek. Chris continues, "… the one who gets it is…
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"Cody"
"WHAT?" Cody, Courtney, and Ezekiel all jump up at the same time.
"Why didn't you all vote for Cody? He was the one who cost us the game!" Courtney yelled out.
"I'm not going to let one wrong move made by a competent teammate outshine the overall performance by a scab like Ezekiel who continues to screw us up!" Heather told the group.
"I didn't even do anything wrong today, eh!" Ezekiel angrily shouted.
"Heather, ulterior motive aside, I'm grateful for all you done for me" Cody goes on to say, "but Courtney is right, I should be the one going…"
"Noooo! Codykins, don't leave!" Sierra begged while anchoring herself to the geek's leg.
"Cody, you can't just bail on your team like this!" Bridgette protested.
"And you certainly can't let Duncan get away with what he did to you!" Trent added.
"I don't know…" the geek questioned.
"Cody, you still have to prove that you can be independent, now stop moping and get over those two!" Heather barked at the geek.
"Where's my team support, eh?" Ezekiel cut in. Heather just grabbed the prairie boy by the collar and threw him off the "Dock of Shame" herself.
"Sorry Zeke, the team has spoken" The host said as he throws Homeschool his lifejacket while he was swimming.
C.C.
Bridgette "I can't blame Cody for what happened. We all knew how much he cared for Gwen. I still can't believe that witch would stoop so low!"
Sierra "I would never let my Cody-muffin get voted off!"
Heather "Don't get me wrong, Cody better learn from this mistake. I just wanted Ezekiel gone, so I told Trent, Bridgette, Katie, and Sierra to vote him off. And I needed Cody in my alliance that's all"
Cody "How am I even gonna be able to even look at those two after what happened?"
Chris "Well Heather got her wish! Who will go next at our newest destination yet? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"
"I ain't losing again, eh!" Ezekiel yelled as he swims after the ship.
"Quick! Sail away before he latches on again!" Chris rushed the Captains before the homeschool spends another season as a stowaway.
Teams:
Screaming Admirals: Duncan, Gwen, Leshawna, DJ, Geoff, Harold
Killer Captains: Heather, Cody, Sierra, Bridgette, Trent, Courtney, Katie
Rabid Skippers: Justin, Tyler, Lindsay, Noah, Izzy, Sadie
Votes
Cody – Cody
Heather – Ezekiel
Sierra – Ezekiel
Courtney – Cody
Ezekiel – Cody
Trent – Ezekiel
Katie – Ezekiel
Bridgette – Ezekiel
Eliminated – Ezekiel