Chris "Last time, on Total Drama Luxury Tour… Disney World… the happiest place on Earth! It was here where Bridgette dumped Geoff, Trent and Katie beat up beloved Disney characters, and there was lots of puke. Each team had to earn drama tickets to avoid elimination. It came down to the "Drop Tower" ride, where Cody, Geoff, and Izzy had to avoid vomiting to win for their team. In the end, it was the Codemeister who won it and secured yet another victory for the Killer Captains. The Admirals, who had the fewest tickets, ended up sending Harold home for conspiring mutiny against the captain! Will the Killers be as successful this time? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"

*cues theme music*

**Rabid Skippers**

Noah was shaking. He was terrified. He saw the Aftermath and knows there's a bounty on his elimination.

C.C.

Noah "Just when I thought Alejandro was out of my hair forever, this comes out of nowhere! I don't even have to be voted out, I could be eliminated even by injury!"

The bookworm notices Tyler whispering to Lindsay and gets more uncomfortable.

"Don't worry, Noah! The Izzy Brigade has your back!" Izzy happily says as she and Justin sits by him.

**Screaming Admirals**

C.C.

Geoff "Hearing Alejandro's bounty on that third little wuss makes me rather hungry for a thousand dollars…"

Duncan "Getting paid to beat up a nerd? My lucky day."

Gwen confronts Leshawna about her past actions in Disney World.

"Leshawna, why did you and Harold try to form an alliance against my boyfriend?" The goth angrily inquired.

"Because he is a jerk and is wrong for you!" The gal with attitude answers.

"Why don't you mind your own business?"

"Girl, you changed! What happened to the kindly goth girl that everyone got along with?"

"You're just jealous that Duncan is ten times the man Harold could ever be."

"…What did you say?" Leshawna gave Gwen a serious look.

"I said you're just jealous that Duncan is ten times the man Harold could ever be!"

"Take that back…" Leshawna threatened.

"Make me…" Gwen shot back.

"Oh, I'll make you alright!" Leshawna was about to tackle the goth before DJ intervenes in time, and tries his best to hold Leshawna back.

C.C.

Leshawna "That pasty white girl is gonna get what's coming to her for saying that about Harold!"

Gwen "What is her problem? Duncan and I are together, deal with it!"

**Killer Captains**

Sierra lies on the lobby couch with only Trent in the room sitting on a chair nearby.

"I just feel that I'm losing my grip on my Cody!" Sierra whined, "Heather is always bossing him around and Bridgette also seems to be getting in the way, what can I do?"

"I… uh… I am probably the wrong person to ask, Sierra" Trent hesitantly says while secretly knowing the true intensions of the other girls.

"But I don't know what to do! Mean ol' Heather won't let me squeeze and cuddle with my Cody!"

C.C.

Trent "How did I get pulled into this?"

Aboard the top of the ship deck, Bridgette talks to Heather while she mans the ship.

"Heather, can I ask you something personal?" The surfer girl said hesitantly.

"What?" The queen bee inquired.

"I finally dumped Geoff back in Disney World. Now there is someone else I like…" Bridgette nervously elaborates.

"And that someone is?"

"Cody…" The surfer girl at last confesses.

"…You don't say…" Heather responds, masking her true feelings about this revelation.

"What should I do?"

"Well…" The queen bee schemed, "…I suggest you put those feelings behind you, for if Sierra finds out…"

"…Oh yeah, I forgot about her…" Bridgette finally realized.

C.C.

Heather "…and that's the end of that!"

Bridgette "If I voted Sierra out next, what would Cody think of me? They're still good friends after all. Still, if she find out I like him she'll maul me!"

Sierra "My home wrecker senses are tingling…"

"That must be our next stop!" Heather points out, changing the conversation.

The three ships park along the shores of their newest destination. Yet again, the Total Drama staff was there to meet them. The teams notice the decrepit architectural buildings consumed by the jungles surrounding it.

"Welcome shipmates, to Tikal, Guatemala!" Their host said formerly, "These ruins were once one of the most powerful kingdoms of the ancient Mayan civilization! For today's challenge, you all will be spelunking the ancient ruins of these temples and tombs for ancient idols that represent Tikal's nine Mayan gods! The team who collects the most stone idols wins and the ones who collect the fewest face elimination. But be warned, the traps inside the ruins are still active and one wrong step could mean certain death!"

"Yeah… nothing twisted or sadistic about that…" Noah remarked.

"Which reminds me," Chris continues, "I hope everyone watched the Aftermath show while sailing here from Florida… Noah…" Chris taunts regarding the hit set out for the bookworm, "Since Ezekiel won the aftermath challenge for his former team, the Killer Captains get an advantage for this challenge. They get tiki torches to use as they venture into the Mayan ruins!"

C.C.

Heather rolls her eyes, "Fine Zeke, we're even…"

Chris finishes, "Best of luck to all of you, and try to come back in one piece"

The teams disperse as they begin their search in the Mayan ruins. The Killer Captains grab their tiki torches as part of their advantage as they journey the dangerous decrepit temples of Tikal.

C.C.

Cody "I miss Disney World…"

Geoff "Maybe two nerds will be leaving on a stretcher this time…"

Duncan "I got a lighter, who needs lame torches?"

Gwen "I just hope I don't have to go in a group with Leshawna…"

**Killer Captains**

"Well there are several buildings scattered around, which should we look in first?" Cody asked his team.

"Obviously the biggest one" Courtney answers in her bossy manner as she proceeds to walk towards the largest architectural structure, "Well? Aren't you all coming?"

"Who said we had to follow you?" Heather shot at her CIT foe.

"Got any better ideas… team captain?"

C.C.

Courtney "Ugh! Calling Heather team captain gave me ulcers!"

Heather "I should have gotten rid of her at Newfoundland instead…"

"Come on Cody, let's go search in those far ruins over there!" Sierra said as he pulled the geek to her direction.

"Wait!" Bridgette called out as Sierra glared at her unwanted intervention, "I mean, it could be dangerous in those ruins. Shouldn't we search together as a group just to be safe?"

"Bridgette's right," the queen bee stepped in, "I can't let geeko die before he repays his debt to me now can I?"

"Gee… thanks…" Cody responds. The team takes their tiki torches and proceeded to one of the Mayan temples as a full group.

**Rabid Skippers**

Noah nervously notices Duncan and Geoff eye him while the teams pass each other. Izzy holds the bookworm's hand to reassure him.

"I uh think we should split up, Me, Izzy, and Justin check that building, you three go check the one over there" Noah commanded his team.

**Screaming Admirals**

"We'll split up since we have a morale issue" Duncan said as he and Gwen glared at Leshawna.

"Fine by me!" The girl with attitude agrees as she storms off.

C.C.

DJ "There's so much tension on our team! Geoff is still mad about Bridgette, Gwen and Duncan are fighting with Leshawna, what am I gonna do?"

"Let's go DJ" Geoff said in his new dark tone.

"Okay buddy," DJ tries to be cheery, "I just hope there aren't any dog mummies in these ruins… I definitely don't want another cursed season"

The teams in numerous group sizes enter the Mayan temples of Tikal. Chris grins as he watches through the cameras implanted at the expense of his interns.

"Let's shake things up a bit!" The sadistic host says as he activates a switch. Suddenly, trapdoors opened under the teams and Cody, Courtney, Gwen, Geoff, and Noah all fall in and get separated from their groups as they now find themselves in underground chambers.

**Killer Captains**

"CODY!" Sierra screams as the trapdoors seal themselves shut.

"Ugh! Chris really is trying to kill us this time!" Heather shouts out angrily.

**Screaming Admirals**

"Gwen!" Duncan shouted after she fell through the trapdoor, DJ ran to the punk's side.

"Geoff fell in too! What are we gonna do?" DJ asked with concern.

"Find them, that's what!" the delinquent sharply responded.

**Rabid Skippers**

"Noah!" Izzy shouted out of concern as Justin tries to pry open the trapdoor.

"It won't budge!" The model tells her.

"How will Cadet Izzy be able to protect him now?"

"There's got to be another way down there!" Justin assured the Looney.

**Killer Captains**

"Great," Courtney shouts out in frustration, "separated from the group with just the twerp again!"

"It could be worse" Cody optimistically spoke.

"How? How could it possibly be worse?"

As if on cue, as the duo walked down the underground passage with their torches, they bump into Gwen.

"Damn you karma…" The CIT muttered.

"Great… it's Courtney…" The goth said, equally as disappointed by this reunion.

"Come on you two, we have to make it out of these ruins!" Cody reminded the bickering duo.

"We are!" Courtney says as she drags the geek from the goth.

"But Gwen doesn't have a torch, it's too dark for her to go alone!" Cody protested.

"Pfft, she's not on our team!" Courtney angrily reminded.

"But we can't let her leave in the dark! There could be traps!"

"Fine, then you keep her company!" The CIT snapped. As Cody went back to Gwen, Courtney tripped him and stomped out his tiki torch flame!

"Hey!" The geek complained as the CIT stormed off with the only light source available.

"Boy do I feel sorry for your team" Gwen said as she approached the geek.

"Eh, it's fine. I'm used to her at this point" Cody responded with optimism.

"There was something I really was meaning to talk to you about," the goth said, moving on to a more serious note, "About Newfoundland, I'm really sorry for what happened. I didn't mean for you to be sabotaged by what Duncan and I did. We wanted Courtney gone, I am so sorry for hurting you"

"It's… it's okay, Gwen," Cody sincerely said, "I guess I am still struggling to let you go, but that's my problem and I will deal with it."

The goth then hugged her geek friend in the dark ruins, "Cody, I don't want you to get hurt… but, I really need a friend! Harold and Leshawna tried to break me and Duncan apart, and now you are the only one I can trust!"

"Don't worry, Gwen" Cody smiled in the dark but the goth could still feel his compassion, "I'll always support whatever you decide for yourself"

"Thank you…"

"On a lighter note, did you get around to apologizing to Courtney like I asked in Alaska?" Cody asked, changing the subject.

"I'm sorry Cody, I just couldn't. It's just too hard to bury the hatchet with her, when she wants to bury a hatchet into me…"

"I see…" Changing the subject once more, Cody feels around the stony floor of the ruins for his torch. After retaining it, he proceeds to relight it with nearby rock with success.

Meanwhile, the rest of the Captains split up, searching for their missing teammates as well as the idols for the challenge. Heather and Bridgette went one way, and Trent, Katie, and Sierra went the other.

"Heather, I worry Geoff may be on to my attraction to Cody and I fear he may harm him!" Bridgette told the queen bee with concern.

"Hmm… leave Geoff to me… but I want something in return…" Heather schemingly proposes.

"What do you have in mind?" The surfer girl nervously asks.

"Let go of Cody, like you said, you don't want him getting hurt. If Geoff knows there's nothing between you two, he will let go of his grudge on the twerp" The queen bee elaborates.

"I… I'll try to…"

C.C.

Bridgette "Why did I have to like him in this scenario?"

**Screaming Admirals**

"Hey DJ, I think I found one of the idols!" Duncan called out to the gentle giant while they search for his girlfriend in the dark ruins of the building. The delinquent picked up batlike god statue. Suddenly, the pair hears a rumbling. The duo turns to see a giant stone boulder rolling in their direction. They scream as they run for dear life from it. They eventually separate as Duncan runs one direction and DJ runs the other.

**Rabid Skippers**

Noah recollects himself from falling into the dark, underground ruins of the Tikal architecture.

"I don't recall signing a contract allowing this…" the bookworm angrily mutters to himself as he tries to feel around his area. He finds two flint stones and remembered how Cody was able to see in the dark Naica Mine this way. Noah struck the stones together so the sparks could show him where to go next. He immediately noticed the stone idol of a red handed lizard god.

"Awesome, one idol for our team" Noah says to himself. He then hears footsteps coming his way. The bookworm strikes the stones together to reveal a distraught party animal. "Geoff, boy am I glad to see you, any idea on how to get out of here?"

"The idol… give it here…" Geoff threatened.

"Dude, what happened to you?"

"None of your business you scrawny little twerp! GIVE ME THE IDOL!"

Noah hesitantly backs away from the now psychotic Geoff.

Geoff only sadistically grins at the bookworm, "Oh yeah… Alejandro put a bounty on your removal of the competition, and I could use a thousand dollars to cope with losing Bridgette… I don't see any cameras here either…"

Noah, now realizing his position, runs for dear life from the snapped psychopath.

"Ooo…" Chris says as he indeed did have the cameras down in the underground tunnels, "Geoffy is on a manhunt… will Noah escape the target that is now placed upon him? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"

Teams:

Screaming Admirals: Duncan, Gwen, Leshawna, DJ, Geoff

Killer Captains: Heather, Cody, Sierra, Bridgette, Trent, Courtney, Katie

Rabid Skippers: Justin, Tyler, Lindsay, Noah, Izzy, Sadie

Peanut Gallery: Owen, Beth, Alejandro, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold