Chris "And we're back! We return as our archaeologists in training search for nine idols as part of today's challenge. Some of them got separated will anyone make it out alive? Find out here on Total Drama Luxury Tour!"
**Rabid Skippers**
Tyler reached around in a dark room of a Mayan temple, "I think I found one of the idols… oh wait…" The jock creams as he realized he just aggravated a Gila monster.
"I found one Tyler!" Lindsay cheered as she picked up an idol that symbolized a woman on a noose, "she has such a pretty necklace!"
**Killer Captains**
While walking through the dark underground passages of Tikal, Cody and Gwen see Courtney's feint tiki torch light across from their own. The geek turns to Gwen, "There's Courtney! I'll go back to her so we can continue our challenge. You can keep my torch for your team"
"Thanks Cody, but you sure you want to go back to "her?" The goth asked.
"No worries, I can handle Miss CIT" The geek confidently responded.
The duo departed as Cody runs to Courtney, much to her dismay.
"Great, your back…" She muttered sarcastically.
"Guess so" Cody grinned against the tiki torchlight.
"Why don't you go back to your backstabbing goth friend?"
"Hey look, I see one of the idols!" Cody said, ignoring the barking CIT. The gap toothed geek picks up a stone statue of feathered serpent. Without warning, Courtney grabs the idol out of his hands.
**Rabid Skippers**
Noah managed to hide in the darkness from the pursuing party animal.
C.C.
Noah "That guy is all kinds of crazy!"
The bookworm knew that using the flint stones as a light source would give away his position, so he had to only tip toe through the underground ruins. He could hear the psychotic shouts of the party animal from afar and had to sneak away and return to his team.
**Screaming Admirals**
DJ managed to escape the boulder but gets separated from Duncan.
"Chris… is… *pants* …insane!" DJ tries to yell.
"DJ, you there buddy?" Leshawna calls him out.
"Over here Leshawna!" DJ calls her back through the dark ruins.
"DJ!" The girl with attitude runs to her friend, "I wanted to talk to you about something!"
"What is it?"
"Duncan and Gwen are after my hide, and I need someone in my corner!"
"I… I don't like to get involved in conflicts…" the gentle giant nervously stated.
"Come on, if you vote with me, assuming Geoff isn't after me too, all you are responsible for is giving me and Gwen our opportunity to settle things fairly in a tie breaker!" Leshawna pleaded.
"Maybe that could work out" DJ said, finally convinced.
Leshawna then makes out yet another stone idol for the admirals. This one had a sun imprinting on it.
"There's an idol over here! This one's for you sunshine!" The girl with attitude tells Harold in spirit.
"Good job, Leshawna!" DJ cheered.
They then hear a rumbling as dozens of deadly scorpions crawl out of the stone walls and attack the pair. They both scream and run for dear life.
**Killer Captains**
Trent, Katie, and Sierra notice with their tiki torches, another idol across the stone hall they stood before.
"It's just over there, I'll get it!" Katie happily says as she steps foot in the hallway. Suddenly, Trent remembers this cliché and pulls the girl back just as darts shoot out of the hallway walls, "Whew, thanks Trent!"
"There's gotta be a way to reach that idol" Trent tells his team, "Sierra any ideas?"
"How can I think? For all I know Cody could be being belittled by mean ol' CIT, or worse, dead!" The fangirl whined.
"He's a resilient kid," The musician assured, "but right now, he needs us to pull our weight, so help us find a way to get that idol!"
Sierra felt better now, so she helped ponder a solution, "Hmm… the Mayans must have had some way to get around their own traps…" Sierra felt around the walls of the room and activated a hidden switch. It revealed a hidden passage that took the three past the hallway trap and to the idol. This one had a moon imprint on it. Trent quickly snatched it and they ran out of the area.
Chris watches the entire scene in his secret Mayan camera room, "Looks like the teams are two for two for two!"
Meanwhile, Cody continues to follow Courtney.
"Quit following me twerp!"
"At least I am keeping quiet this time around!" Cody defended himself.
"Why don't you go back to that heartless boyfriend stealer you can't help but love, despite the fact that you have absolutely no chance with her?"
"Any particular reason you dislike my company this much?" The geek asked curiously.
"It's because you're a scrawny little pipsqueak who's blindly loyal to a deceitful emo backstabber!"
Cody chuckled, "I admit my body size leaves to be desired. So I guess you mostly hate me for siding with Gwen last season?"
"Well, yeah! How the hell could you still be on her side despite all she done to BOTH of us?" The CIT angrily inquired, "She and Duncan ignored both of our feelings and did not even offer us the charity of a "Dear John" letter!"
"How can I just change from one moment where I long to be with the girl of my dreams to absolutely loathing her? I admit, I hate that she is with Duncan but I can't just turn against her" Cody explained.
"So you just let her use you?"
"She doesn't use me!" Cody argued.
"Oh please, don't you think it's a little odd that she was so keen on letting you in at Australia?"
"I… maybe some of her decisions I may not agree with, but I am not about to side against the her. But I guess… it was easier for you to turn on the one you loved because you actually had a relationship with him."
Courtney just sat down against the ruin's wall, "How could he do that to me? I may not be perfect "all" of the time, but still… being cheated on by Duncan… being used by Alejandro… being more hated then Heather… why me?"
"You shouldn't let all that get to you…" Cody comforted.
"What do you know, twerp? You don't even know what it's like to have a relationship" Courtney angrily shot back.
"True, but I know what it's like "not" having a relationship"
"What?"
"I mean, it is kind of bumming not having a girlfriend, but the single life is also the simple life" Cody tried his best to explain.
"What do you mean?"
"I remember back on the island where your main priority was to prove everyone that she was an independent and powerful leader who was also a born winner. Maybe you should stop worrying about a man to cling to and just focus on what's important to you" Cody told the CIT.
"You know… you're actually right for a change… yeah, I can focus on what's important to me, crushing Duncan, Gwen, Heather, you, and everyone I universally disdain!" Courtney proudly says.
"Yeah…" Cody nervously encouraged.
**Screaming Admirals**
"Gwen!" Duncan happily said as he found his gothic girlfriend after eluding the giant boulder.
"Miss me, much?" Gwen friendlily taunts.
"Calm down, pasty, I need someone to vote out Leshawna with" The punk responded in kind.
**Rabid Skippers**
"Look Justin! Cadet Izzy found one!" The psychopath who speaks in third person said as she grabs another idol of a face with a long nose.
"Good going Izzy" Justin praised.
"I thought I heard some voices" Noah said as he finally found his Izzy Brigade members.
"Noah! Noah Noah Noah!" Izzy happily said as she tackled the bookworm.
"That's a relief, where have you been, Noah?" Justin asked.
"Just avoiding a crazed Geoff. People are taking this bounty thing really seriously"
"Well at least we make up half the team, so worse cast scenario, you can outsmart the others in the tie breaker" The model assured.
"At least I found an idol as well so assuming the other three pulled their weight we should be golden. Besides, they lack leadership capabilities to form an alliance against us" Noah explains.
"We're awesome like that!" Izzy cuts in happily.
**Killer Captains**
"I found one!" Bridgette happily says as she picks up an idol of a reptilian woman with snake hair, "She looks like Courtney!" She and Heather both laugh.
Cody and Courtney continue walking through the dark, underground ruins with just one tiki torch as a light source. The geek notices a Mayan calendar carved into the wall.
"Two years left" the geek says.
"What are you talking about?" Courtney asks.
"Nothing…" The geek continues walking until he notices yet another idol ahead of them. It had an imprint of a hurricane on it. He picks it up until the CIT then rips it out of his hands.
"Found another one!" Courtney proudly takes credit despite the two being alone.
"Right…" Cody just rolled his eyes.
**Rabid Skippers**
Tyler and Lindsay search for their teammates as Duncan and Gwen notice them with their idol.
"I got an idea" the punk whispers to Gwen as he approaches the other pair.
"Oh, hey Duncan" Tyler greeted friendlily.
"Hey Tyler, I was wondering if you and Lindsay seen Geoff, DJ, or Leshawna"
"Can't say that I have, Lindsay have you seen them?" Tyler then asked his girlfriend.
"Sorry Dylan, I don't think I remember seeing them" Lindsay answered.
"Alright, thanks anyways" The punk says as he walks off.
As Tyler and Lindsay continue on, they notice their idol was missing.
C.C.
Tyler "Where did it go? I could've sworn we just had it!"
Duncan and Gwen high-five each other.
Chris's voice is heard over an intercom, "Shipmates, time's up! Come on over and turn in your idols!" Everyone in the Mayan city heard him and the contestants go to their sadistic host. Noah only nervously glanced at the crazed party animal after what happened in the underground ruins.
Sierra and Bridgette happily see Cody walk out with the CIT and both shouted at once, "Cody you're alright!" Sierra just glared at the surfer girl after she spoke in unison with the stalker.
Chris continues, "Alright, Screaming Admirals, your team found three idols! Killer Captains, you found four idols! And the Rabid Skippers found only two idols. Looks like the Captains win again! Chef, tell them what they won!"
Chef pulls out his cue cards, "They win a tiki bar! Tropical drinks will be provided on demand and it will be built inside you lobby at the next destination!"
The entire team cheered.
"Ha, told you I was a winner!" Courtney boasted.
Chris turns to the Rabid Skippers, "Skippers, I will see all of you on your ship!"
**Screaming Admirals**
Gwen and Leshawna just boarded their ship without even looking at each other. Geoff only thought about the two scrawny nerds who managed to elude him yet again.
**Killer Captains**
"What a day…" Cody sighed as falls on the bed of his cabin, "I cannot wait until we get the tiki bar…"
"Me neither" Sierra added as the geek finally noticed her cuddled up next to him in his bed.
"Sierra! Come on, the bed is too small for the two of…" He stopped as he notices that his stalker was already sound asleep. Cody was too exhausted to do anything about it and just tries to make himself comfortable in his now clustered position.
**Rabid Skippers**
"Skippers, nice to see you all here again at the Sardine Ceremony!" Their host greeted. Hope the bounty on Noah's head doesn't affect all of your decisions here… hehe… let's see who goes home tonight… the people who receive their sardines are…"
"Izzy"
"Justin"
"Sadie"
"Lindsay"
"Just one more can of sardines left…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
Noah gulps and Tyler nervously sweats. Izzy and Lindsay both cross their fingers.
"…"
"…"
"Tyler!"
"What? But why isn't there a tie or something?" The bookworm shouts.
"Because there were four votes against you!" Chris informs.
"What, but who was the fou…" Noah slowly turns to Justin.
"Everybody has a price…" Justin tries to friendlily shrug.
"TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR!" Izzy angrily chants at the model.
"You'd do the same" Justin only says as he leaves the ceremony.
"Sorry, bro" Tyler said sympathetically as he and Lindsay walks away as well.
Izzy sadly turned to Noah, "Cadet Izzy will miss you…"
"It's no big, Izzy" the bookworm assures, "At least I made it out in one piece"
As Noah is handed his life jacket, out of nowhere Izzy grabs him and forces in one long kiss onto the bookworm's lips. After ten seconds of lip locking, Noah could only just take in what happened while staring at the compulsive redhead.
"Izzy… I… I… uhh…" Noah, for once in his life was at a loss of words.
Izzy only chuckles and then hugs the bookworm, "I'll get Justin for you!"
"Hehe, All on you, Iz, and hey, you said that in first person" Noah pointed out with a grin.
"That's how serious Cadet Izzy was" She responded and then gave him another quick peck on the lips.
Chris intervenes, "Far be it for me to step in on this moment, other than being the show host, but it's time for Noah to walk the Plank of Shame!" Noah complied, waved goodbye to Izzy, and jumped off the plank.
C.C.
Justin "Organizing Noah's elimination for money, who could blame me? It was a thousand dollars after all! Now I can take command of the Rabid Skippers"
The host then turned to the camera, "Wow, after Duncan and Courtney's messy relationship, I thought opposites repelled. And so ends the Izzy Brigade. Will the Skippers recover after losing yet another team captain? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"
Teams:
Screaming Admirals: Duncan, Gwen, Leshawna, DJ, Geoff
Killer Captains: Heather, Cody, Sierra, Bridgette, Trent, Courtney, Katie
Rabid Skippers: Justin, Tyler, Lindsay, Izzy, Sadie
Peanut Gallery: Owen, Beth, Alejandro, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold, Noah
Votes:
Noah – Tyler
Izzy – Tyler
Justin – Noah
Sadie – Noah
Lindsay – Noah
Tyler – Noah
Eliminated – Noah
