Chris "Last time on Total Drama Luxury Tour… Tikal, Guatemala… it is here our archaeologists scavenged for ancient idols hidden within the Mayan ruins. Crazy Geoff wanted to cash in on Noah's bounty. Gwen and Leshawna go after each other's throats. And Tyler got pick pocketed. Ultimately the Captains win yet again and the Skipper lose. Justin, viewing money over alliances, sells Noah out and the bookworm takes a walk down the Plank of Shame! Who will go next? Will the Captains continue their momentum? Find out here on Total… Drama… Llllllluxury Tour!"
*cues theme music*
**Killer Captains**
Trent tunes his new guitar, since his old one got incinerated in the Naica Mine. Just before he could finish, he hears a pounding at the door.
"Come in" the musician allows.
Immediately, Cody barges in and slams the door shut behind him.
"Cody, dude, what happened to you?" Trent asked with concern.
"Heather… Sierra…" Cody said while panting.
"Codykins! Where did you go?" The fangirl called out while hunting the geek down.
"Twerp! We're not done yet! Get back in the engine room and finish those last two hundred crunches!" The queen bee also beckoned.
"They're killing me, Trent!" The geek whined to his friend, "I can't even feel my arms, and it's not because of Heather!"
"Most guys like the attention they get from girls" Trent taunted.
"Look, I like Sierra as a really good and dependable friend. But I still can't let go of Gwen, and with Heather trying to get me to muscle up I still want to try to win Gwen over a little longer"
"You must be really crazy for Gwen, huh Cody?"
"Yeah…" Cody confessed to the musician, "I know right now, I am still the scrawny little geek that she always considered as a little brother, but I want to change that impression of me… Thanks to Heather, there's still hope for me to possibly reach you and Duncan's weight class"
"Cody, remember back when we left Hawaii to Rapa Nui, I told you that you were doing something right with Sierra stalking you?" Trent reminded.
"Yeah"
"I don't think changing that aspect of you is such a good idea. I changed and that's what cost me Gwen. Don't repeat my mistake, Cody" The musician explained, "You also once said at Playa Des Losers that you'd find a girl who liked you for you. And honestly kiddo, you'd be surprised how this you had brushed off on others"
"What do you mean?" Cody asked.
"Uhh… nothing, I gotta retune my guitar, so if you'd excuse me" The musician said, signaling the geek to leave.
Cody takes the hint and leaves the room.
C.C.
Cody "For what it's worth, if I couldn't have Gwen, I would've happily trusted Trent with her. He's much better of a person than Duncan is.
The geek then runs into Bridgette after leaving Trent's room.
"Oh, hello Bridgette" Cody greeted friendlily.
"Hi Cody…" Bridgette shyly responded. The two just look at each other for the moment. The geek smiled at her curiously not sure if a conversation was going to start, while the surfer girl couldn't find the words to say to him.
After ten seconds of nothing, "Well, see ya around," Cody gave her his gap-toothed grin and walked past her.
**Screaming Admirals**
DJ nervously walked around the ship noticing Geoff maniacally pacing muttering something about a geek. He then noticed that Leshawna confined herself in her cabin while Gwen and Duncan conspire her elimination.
C.C.
DJ "Momma? What am I gonna do?"
Leshawna "Gwen and Duncan want me gone, and Geoff completely snapped over losing Bridgette"
Geoff "Kill the geek… kill the geek... kill the geek…"
Duncan and Gwen chat about the future of their team in Duncan's cabin.
"So do you think our votes will be enough to eliminate her?" Gwen asked her punk boyfriend.
"DJ doesn't vote, Geoff probably won't side with her since he blasted Doris back in Disney World so we should be golden" Duncan responded.
"Good"
**Rabid Skippers**
Justin calls forth a team meeting for everyone except for Izzy.
"Alright, Skippers! With Noah gone, I will take over as the new team captain. Rest assured, all past transgressions aside, I will not bring fear to you like he did" The model smugly said.
"Well that's fine I guess" Tyler says, convinced.
"Whatever you say, Jason!" Lindsay agreed.
C.C.
Justin "I thank Noah for giving me my confidence back, now I can also thank him for one thousand dollars!"
Izzy "That smug hunk will get his comeuppance for backstabbing Noah! Cadet Izzy swears it"
The ships eventually make port to their next destination. The teams step off their ships to find Chris and the staff at a city harbor in the Caribbean Sea.
"Welcome shipmates, to Kingston, Jamaica!" Chris announces.
"Will today's challenge be like last time's here?" DJ asked the host.
"Nope, this one will take place almost entirely at sea. Before we begin, let me enlighten all of you on our current landmark. This part of Kingston is none other than Port Royal, once one of the most notorious havens for privateers to spend their earnings in debauchery. It really was a congregation for pirates from around the entire world. For the today's challenge, we will be paying tribute to the pirate lifestyle and go on a treasure hunt!"
"I love those movies!" Tyler cheered.
"This is gonna be awesome!" Cody added with mutual approval.
Chris continues, "To do this challenge while staying true to the pirate lifestyle, we are going back to basics. Instead of sailing on your cruise ships, we have prepared for authentic seventeenth century pirate ships for each team. And instead of your GPS's, let's do things simpler… compasses!" The host throws each team a compass. "Using those, each team will have to set sail to another infamous pirate hanging… Tortuga, Haiti! There you will have to dig up a treasure chest I had Chef bury and sail with it back here! First team that reaches there also wins an advantage for the second half of the challenge. Also, when you get to Tortuga, on the off chance that someone else makes off with your booty, there are cannons waiting for you there to try and get that treasure… the pirate way…. For more of an interesting challenge, wooden swords will be provided to all of you in case things get a little more… epic… Oh, and one more thing! Like all pirate crews, each team needs a captain!"
"We have team captains!" Heather reminded.
"That's on a different boat. Let's see someone else take charge this time around"
"I'll take over for the Captains!" Courtney volunteers.
"As if we'd let you sabotage us like in Naica!" the queen bee argues.
"Ooo… I nominate Cody!" Sierra announced.
"I agree" Bridgette adds much to Geoff's distain.
"Looks like you're leading it, Cody" Chris says as he throws the geek a pirate hat.
Geoff, totally focused on the geek's downfall, steps forward, "I'll lead for the Admirals…"
C.C.
Duncan "I'm a little skeptical on giving it to Geoff, I fear he may have lost it over losing Bridgette. I tell ya, when guys get overly obsessive, they are bound to losing their girls"
Gwen "I don't know… Geoff's becoming the new Courtney"
Geoff "Cody is gonna pay... Oh… he's gonna pay…
Cody "Geoff has been glaring at me since Disney World, what did I do?"
Justin tells his team, "Since I haven't officially taken over yet, I will begin my trial run with all of you guys by being the pirate captain"
Izzy only glared at him as the rest of the group comply.
"Best of luck to all of you! Happy hunting, my hearty mateys!" Chris bids them a fond farewell.
**Killer Captains**
The pirate ships set sail and Cody mans the tiller for his team.
"This is kind of like Sweden, and with no Owen cannon balls, we should have it this time" Cody assured his pirate crew.
"Orders Captain Cody?" Sierra happily giggles.
"Just keep things floating while I steer us to Tortuga" The geek says to his crew.
C.C.
Sierra "Shanghaied on a pirate ship with Cody… one my fanfictions finally came true!"
Courtney "He has no leadership skills whatsoever! I should be captain! I'm the CIT!"
**Screaming Admirals**
Geoff maintains a close distance between his and the Captains' pirate ship.
"Geoff, shouldn't we be going faster? This is a race after all" Duncan reminded.
"We'll be fine… I just want to keep an eye on Bridge…" The disgruntled party animal responded.
C.C.
Duncan "Is that Geoff anymore?"
**Rabid Skippers**
"Ah… wooden swords… I certainly remember these…" Justin says as he observes the weapons Chris gave them while recalling the incident during the second season. Little did the model know, behind him Izzy was practicing her sword swings in his direction.
Tyler mans the tiller for the team as he chats with Lindsay.
"Really psyched about this treasure hunting, Linds!" The jock said.
"Me too!" The dumb blonde agrees.
"I promise this time we are gonna win and will be taking the treasure home with us!" Tyler says with confidence.
**Killer Captains**
"Come on Cody, pick it up! The Skippers are gaining the lead!" Courtney barked.
"Leave my Cody alone!" Sierra angrily defended the geek.
"At least we seem to be neck and neck with the Admirals" Cody reminded the CIT.
Bridgette noticed Geoff glaring at Cody from across the sea distance and gulped.
C.C.
Bridgette "If he lays a finger on Cody…"
**Rabid Skippers**
The Skippers' pirate ship finally reached the island of Tortuga first. Chris was there to greet them.
"Skippers, for getting here first, you guys win a treasure map as part of your advantage!" Chris says as Chef throws the team their new tool to find the hidden treasure. Shovels were also provided for the team.
"Alright team, let's find that treasure!" Justin says as he confidentially lead the Skippers.
**Killer Captains**
The Captains' ship, as well as the Admirals', finally reached Tortuga also, but were only given shovels to use.
"Any ideas, Captain Cody?" Bridgette happily asked.
"Hmm… I think…"
"…I think we should focus on loading up the cannons. That way, while the Skippers are searching for their treasure, we can sink their ship!" The CIT intervened.
"Pirate's code of honor, Courtney," Chris intervenes, "No sinking a ship on port!"
"But Courtney has a point. She, Heather, Sierra, and Katie can load the cannons. Me, Trent, and Bridgette will dig for the treasure chest" Cody decided for his team.
"You do not take credit for that plan!" Courtney sharply informed the geek, "If you do I will mangle you, pipsqueak!"
"Hehe… fair enough…" Cody chuckled.
C.C.
Courtney "He seems strangely impervious to my threats. That annoys me" (A/N: Scrubs reference for the win!)
The group splits up and all do their part.
**Screaming Admirals**
Duncan, Leshawna and DJ begin shoveling to find the treasure chest while Gwen and Geoff load the cannons onto their pirate ship. In no time at all, three canons are at last loaded and the two take a break.
"Hope they find it soon" Gwen says as she unwinds, "By the way Geoff, in case we lose, who are you voting for?"
Geoff turns to the goth "I am more into getting other people eliminated…"
"Well that's fine, but on the off chance…" The goth pauses as she notices how angry he looked at the digging Captains.
C.C.
Gwen "Losing Bridgette really messed him up. I'm just glad Trent never reverted to this psyche"
"I'm actually gonna help the others with digging now, see ya" Gwen said not enjoying the atmosphere Geoff gave her.
As Gwen left the disgruntled party animal, she proceeds to joining the rest of her team. However, she only glared at Leshawna as she walked by. This did not go unnoticed by a certain musician.
Gwen takes a shovel and digs in her own area. Soon after, Trent approaches her.
"Oh, hey Trent. How have you been?" Gwen, skeptically, but friendlily asked her ex.
"Eh, been better" Trent responded, "So why are you mad at Leshawna? I thought you two were best friends.
"We were… but now she felt a need to try and get Duncan voted off with Harold" Gwen angrily explained.
"Well I'm not sure she had the most malicious of intentions…"
"What? You think she had justification for what she did?" Gwen interrupted him.
"No, I am just saying…"
"Everybody all of a sudden has a problem with me being with Duncan! I am just so sick of it!"
Trent sighs, "No one is trying to end your relationship Gwen. If you'll excuse me…" The musician on frowns as he walks away from the changed goth.
**Rabid Skippers**
Justin approaches Izzy, "Izzy, I feel that you still hold a grudge on what happened back at Tikal. I have nothing against Noah, I just liked having a thousand dollars," Izzy ignores him while she continues to dig, "Come on, Izzy, we're still the Izzy Brigade aren't we?"
Izzy only angrily turns and glares at the Hawaiian traitor. Justin then nervously backs away from the shovel wielding psychopath.
C.C.
Justin "Come on? Who can stay mad at a face like this?"
**Killer Captains**
"Find anything yet?" Cody asked Trent and Bridgette.
"Not ye- OW!" Bridgette gets cut off as she pulled an arm muscle from shoveling so hard.
"You okay? Cody asked concernedly.
"It really hurts…"
"Hold on" Cody rummages through his pockets and pulls out a box of IcyHot, "This should do the trick!"
"Why do you have that with you?" Trent asked the geek.
"I come prepared for all physical injuries when becoming Sierra's squeeze toy" The geek said with his gap toothed grin. He then pulls out a packet and prepares to apply it to Bridgette's arm, "Hold still, Bridge…"
"Thanks Co-co-cold…" Bridgette is interrupted by the initial chilling effects of the rubefacient heat rub. Soon, she was relaxed when the cold was replaced by the warmth. "Thanks Cody!" She happily finished what she intended to say.
"No problem, what's a captain's job if it's not looking out for his crew? But you should give your arm a rest. Trent and I can take care of the digging from now on.
"Alright, don't overwork yourself as well" Bridgette warned while smiling, and then she returns back to the Captain's pirate ship.
**Screaming Admirals**
That was the last straw for Geoff. His jealousy finally spiked. After watching what Cody did for her, he finally decided to do something drastic.
Chris turns to the camera, "Will out pirates finally dig out their booty? Or will their timbers be shivered? Find out here on Total… Drama…
*BBBOOOOOOOOMMM!*
The scene goes to Cody as he notices a speeding cannonball flying straight at him.
To be continued…
Teams:
Screaming Admirals: Duncan, Gwen, Leshawna, DJ, Geoff
Killer Captains: Heather, Cody, Sierra, Bridgette, Trent, Courtney, Katie
Rabid Skippers: Justin, Tyler, Lindsay, Izzy, Sadie
Peanut Gallery: Owen, Beth, Alejandro, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold, Noah