Chris "Last time on Total Drama Luxury Tour… The Caribbean… here our shipmates embraced the pirate life. They sailed from Port Royal to Tortuga to dig up buried treasure! However, it seemed Geoff still couldn't stand losing his other lost treasure. Due to a canon's malfunction, Trent gets decked in Cody's place and is then permanently benched this season, weak. On the sail back to Port Royal, Geoff faced his karma when dueling with the Codemeister. The geek gave the party animal his patented right hook and sent him falling into the sea. Geoff's insanity did not go unnoticed by his team, with Duncan and Gwen seeing him as a bigger liability then Leshawna. With she be as lucky this time around? Find out here on… Total… Drama… Luxury Tour…"

*cues theme music*

**Killer Captains**

Early in the morning before sunrise, Heather resecured Cody Jr's busted wing with vet tape before she hears knocking on her door. The queen bee opens the door to see outside her door.

"What do you want?" Heather inquired.

"I just wanted your advice on Cody" The surfer girl nervously asked.

Heather glared at her and said, "I thought you were going to let him go…"

"With Geoff finally eliminated, I wondered if I could finally confess to Cody…"

"…Well, one psycho is gone, but another is still here" Heather reminded, "Sierra is already getting suspicious and I doubt you and your vegan lifestyle can fend off a berserk fanzilla!"

"I guess…"

C.C.

Bridgette "I don't think Cody could ever forgive me if I got Sierra voted out, I guess I should just wait for opportunity to present itself…"

Cody soundly sleeps in his cabin with Sierra who snuck in during the middle of the night. Once the finally sun rose, Heather storms into the geek's room.

"Get up, twerp! We're starting out early fo…" The queen bee pauses as she notices Sierra sleeping next to him, "FANZILLA!"

"Hmm? What?" Sierra asks as she finally wakes up with Cody, "Oh, hey Heather"

"Don't "Hey Heather" me!" The queen bee shot back, "What do you think you are doing?"

"Sleeping next to my husband!" Sierra informed her.

"You're still going on about that? That was just a… never mind, come on Cody, you're working out early today!"

"I… uh… okay…" Cody gave in and cooperated to Sierra's dismay.

Later, when the queen bee separates the geek from his stalker she finally says, "Cody, I expect you to finally stand up to Sierra's advances"

"But I don't want to hurt her…" Cody argued.

"The longer you lead her on, the more painful it will be when you finally tell her off"

"I just…"

"You like Gwen don't you? Well why continue to lead Sierra on then? Let her down and perhaps she can just consider you a good friend like you do with her… it will help everyone in the long run. Now get up and let's get to work!"

C.C.

Heather "Like I said before, relationships are another word for alliance. And the only alliance Cody should be in is with me! Wait, that…"

**Screaming Admirals**

Leshawna secretly pulled DJ into the engine room.

"DJ, I really need your support on this one" Leshawna pleaded.

"But, you're telling me to vote off Gwen and she's my friend!" DJ reminded.

"You're not voting her out, you're only giving me a fair shot with her in a tie breaker!" Leshawna assured him.

"I… okay… but don't tell her I did it… or Duncan"

"I promise DJ and thank you"

Eventually, the ships made port to the next destination on their GPSs. The contestants meet Chris and his staff on the shores of Brazil.

"Welcome shipmates!" Chris greeted, "We will all be taking a bus to the stage of today's challenge here in the coastal city of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil!"

"Anything to tell us now so we can prepare mentally for today's torture?" Gwen asked.

"Now Gwen, that just wouldn't be Total Drama now would it?" Chris happily denied.

The teams hopped aboard the bus, driven by Chef, to a nearby stadium. The teams get directed to the field within said stadium.

"Welcome to Estádio do Maracanã, Brazil's most popular football stadium!" Chris announced.

Tyler jumped for joy, "We're playing football? Awesome! I was the quarterback for my varsity team!"

"Cool, but in the rest of the world, football actually means soccer!" Chris informs.

"Lame…" Duncan scoffs.

"For our challenge today, we are gonna have ourselves a triple threat soccer game! Three goals and one ball, each team will have to rely only on their feet and head to kick the ball into their own nets!" Chris instructed.

"Doesn't soccer usually have people avoiding the ball from entering their nets?" Justin inquired.

"Most soccer games have only two teams" Chris reminded, "It goes without saying that the team with the highest score wins and the team with the fewest face elimination!"

C.C.

Heather "Our team has the most members, this one is ours!"

Duncan "When Trent left, so did all masculinity in the Captain's team"

Justin "Me, Tyler, and Izzy can outshine DJ and Duncan, as well as well… whatever the captains call athleticism"

"Okay, Chef, as referee, you and one of each team member stands in the center and signal them when they can all try and go for the soccer ball!" Chris instructs his assistant.

Courtney, Duncan, and Tyler each step forward in the center of the playing field. Chef throws the soccer ball in the air and blows his whistle.

Wasting no time, Courtney kicks her punk ex in the crotch instead of the ball she was supposed to kick.

"Oops" The CIT said for her happy mistake.

Tyler seizes the opportunity and kicks the ball towards his team's goal. DJ catches up to him, but the jock kicks the ball to Izzy who continues the dribbling with her feet and kicks the ball into the Skipper goal.

"Goal one for the Rabid Skippers!" Chef announces as referee.

Screaming Admirals: 0 Killer Captains: 0 Rabid Skippers: 1

"Well done Izzy!" Justin praises as Izzy scoffed for his past actions.

Chef brings Gwen, Heather, and Lindsay to the center next.

Chef blows his whistle, "Begin!"

Gwen and Heather fight it out while Lindsay is distracted by a butterfly.

"Aww… so cute!" The dumb blonde runs after the insect.

"Out of the way, weird goth girl!" Heather elbows her long time adversary.

"Bite me, pit breath!" Gwen shot back as she tripped the queen bee. Gwen then dribbled (Also a soccer term) the ball towards the Admiral goal and passes it to DJ. However, Sierra intercepts it and kicks it to Cody. The geek dribbles it towards his goal until Justin runs and trips him, followed by stealing the ball for his team. The model then kicked the ball to Sadie who passed to Tyler, who shot the ball into the Skipper net.

"Good going, pipsqueak!" Courtney scolded.

"Sorry!" Cody shamefully apologized.

"Another goal for the Skippers!" Ref Chef announced.

Screaming Admirals: 0 Killer Captains: 0 Rabid Skippers: 2

"Come on Admirals! We can do better!" Duncan tried his best to encourage.

Cody, DJ, and Sadie were next.

"Hold on there, Chef! Let's shake things up some more!" Chris intervened, "Let's throw two soccer balls in!"

Chef whistled and DJ and Sadie were the first to react as Cody paused. The active duo went after the same ball while the geek took advantage of the vacant one and passed it to Katie. Gwen chases after her as Trent's new girl kicks it to Heather. The queen bee blows the goth a raspberry before scoring the Captain's first goal. Meanwhile, DJ manages to out maneuver Sadie and kicks the other ball to Duncan. The punk then gives the ball one more kick into the Admiral net.

Screaming Admirals: 1 Killer Captains: 1 Rabid Skippers: 2

"This time, three balls, and three more players to the center!" Chris instructs.

Gwen, Duncan, Courtney, Sierra, Tyler, and Lindsay comply. Courtney just glares at her most loathed couple. Chef blew the whistle and everyone dog piles on top of the balls. One soccer ball flies out and Cody is the first to get to it. As he dribbles the ball, Leshawna stood before him.

"Fork it over, short stuff" The girl with attitude commanded. The geek only kicks the ball in the air and head butts it over Leshawna's head to Bridgette. The surfer girl dribbles the ball towards her net and passes it to Heather for another goal for the Captains.

Meanwhile, Courtney nudges her way out of the dog pile before noticing one of the balls in her hands.

Chef blows his whistle, "Hand ball! Penalty for the Killer Captains! One score deduction and Courtney is out this and next round!"

"You got to be kidding me!" The CIT argued.

To add insult to injury, Gwen kicks the ball out of Courtney's hand and passes it to DJ. He then kicked it to the Admiral net for a second score point.

The final ball went to Tyler as he passes it Justin. The model dribbled it towards his team net, but Katie slid and kicked it away from him. The ball rolled on its own until Duncan got to it and passed it to DJ. The Jamaican then booted it for another score.

Screaming Admirals: 3 Killer Captains: 1 Rabid Skippers: 2

"Now who's blowing it for our team?" Heather mocked as Courtney walked to the sidelines.

This time, DJ, Gwen, Katie, Bridgette, Sadie, and Justin went to the center next. Chef blew his whistle and Bridgette and Gwen were the first to react and slid at the ball against each other. It flew in the air and Katie head butted back to the other Captains. Cody got it and passed to Sierra, who passed to Heather, who knocked it into the net.

"That's how you do it!" The queen bee boasted while Courtney could only glare from the sidelines.

Sadie tripped into Justin and DJ kicked the ball to Duncan. However, Izzy slides and kicks it away from the punk and Tyler got hold of it. Sierra quickly kicked it from him to Cody. The geek, wasting no time, passes it to Heather which she then scored another point for her team. Bridgette and Gwen compete for the third ball while elbowing each other. The two trip over each other's feet and the ball slides out of bounds.

"Skipper ball!" Chef announced after blowing the whistle. Justin is handed the ball and, now able to use his hands for the time being, throws it to Tyler who jump kicks the ball to send it flying into the Skipper net.

Screaming Admirals: 3 Killer Captains: 3 Rabid Skippers: 3

"I guess we do better without you then with you" Heather mocked a steaming CIT as she reenters the game.

"This time," Chris steps in, "We are gonna shake things up EVEN more!" The host throws in two soccer balls that were painted red, "kick these balls into enemy nets to deduct a point from their score!"

**Killer Captains**

"Okay team," Heather huddles her team, "we need a goalie!"

"At the risk of being pelted with soccer balls… again… I'll do it…" Cody volunteered despite remembering his time in Africa.

**Rabid Skippers**

"As team captain, I will be our goalie" Justin announces.

**Screaming Admirals**

"All on you Deej!" Duncan tells DJ as he becomes the admiral goalie.

"This time, everyone except the goalies can come to the center and go for the five soccer balls" Chris announces as Chef blows the whistle.

Heather and Lindsay go for one regular ball, Duncan, Sierra, and Sadie go for another, and Katie and Izzy go for the last regular soccer ball.

"Out of the way, Lindsiot!" The queen bee barked at her former pawn.

"No way, Hanna!" the dumb blonde responded.

"Hey look, there's a sale on mascara at the gift shop!" Heather pointed out as Lindsay happily runs off the field. The queen bee immediately kicked ball to Cody who simply scooted the ball past him into the net for another Captain goal.

Duncan and Sierra outrun Sadie and compete for the second soccer ball. The punk then noticed Heather's tactic on Lindsay.

"Oh look, Cody sprained his ankle!" The delinquent pointed out.

"Cody!" Sierra ran to the geek in his pseudo peril.

Duncan wasted no time kicking the ball to DJ who then kicked it into the Admiral goal for their next point.

Izzy dribbles the third ball past Katie and kicks it to Justin who let the ball slide into their goal.

Courtney was the only one to go after one red ball and dribbles it towards DJ. She visualized the red ball as Duncan's head and kicks it so hard into DJ, he was sent flying into the admiral net with the red ball.

"One point deduction on the Admirals!" Chef calls.

Bridgette and Tyler compete for the second red ball. They take it back and forth until they come to a temporary agreement to both dribble it to DJ and together, they kicked it past the Admiral goalie and into the net.

"Another point deduction on the Admirals!" Chef calls again.

"DJ, come on!" Gwen scolded.

"Sorry, I'll step it up, I promise!" DJ tried to assure.

Screaming Admirals: 2 Killer Captains: 4 Rabid Skippers: 4

Chris steps back onto the field, "Looks like we're at half-time teams! Take five and we will continue when we return. What more surprises will this soccer game have in store for its players? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"

Teams:

Screaming Admirals: Duncan, Gwen, Leshawna, DJ

Killer Captains: Heather, Cody, Sierra, Bridgette, Courtney, Katie

Rabid Skippers: Justin, Tyler, Lindsay, Izzy, Sadie

Peanut Gallery: Owen, Beth, Alejandro, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold, Noah, Trent, Geoff