A/N: Wow, got a lot of questions this time around. Sorry for those who don't get their questions put in, I mostly leave out the questions that sound similar to others.
Blaineley "Welcome to our second Total Drama Luxury Tour Aftermath Show!"
Owen "Tonight we will bring out the newest eliminated contestants and provide newer surprises as well right here on TDLT Aftermath!"
*cues theme music*
"Welcome once again, everyone," Blaineley welcomes, "Before we begin, let me introduce you, the viewers, to the first batch of losers watching with us on the bleachers!" The group just glares at the drama mogul. "Please welcome, Beth, Eva, Ezekiel, and Harold!"
The studio audience applauds the early eliminations.
Owen continues "For our first segment, we will be interviewing the newest group of eliminated contestants!"
Blaineley begins, "Our first guest is everyone's favorite sarcastic bookworm…"
Owen finishes, "…and my favorite little buddy, Noah!"
Noah walks on stage as everyone applauds his entrance.
"Noah? How does it feel to be ousted by Alejandro and his hit he put on you?" Blaineley asked.
"Well, as long as he's still out as well, still, at least Izzy is doing well" The bookworm answered.
"Speaking of Izzy, Noah, one of our viewers had sent you a question" Blaineley informs as she shows the message on the big screen above the studio, "InuGhost2.0 asks, "Now that you've kissed Izzy, tell us...which was better: kissing her, or kissing Cody?" How do you respond?"
Noah glared angrily then sarcastically remarked, "Since I was awake and in control of my actions with Izzy, I am fairly certain that kissing her was better… Now can I take my seat?"
"Not yet," Blaineley denied, "Owen, you have been unusually quiet during this interview, you have a question from the fans as well" Blaineley deviously put the next question on the big screen, "Coolman123 asks, "Owen how does it feel knowing your little buddy kissed your girlfriend?" Your response?"
"Aw… I can't be mad at my little buddy!" Owen happily answered, "I broke up with Izzy back in Jamaica last season, and it was my decision. Though I regretted doing so, at least she is in trusted hands, now!"
"Thanks Big O" The bookworm said while graciously patting the chubby chum on the back.
"You got to be kidding me, where's the tension? Where's the animosity? Where's the drama?" Blaineley angrily asked, not satisfied with how it played out.
"Our next guest is Total Drama's token cool guy, please welcome Trent!"
The musician walks in and waves to the crowd while still having bandaged up ribs.
"Welcome Trent, how are you feeling buddy?" Owen asked.
"Getting better, Owen, thank you" Trent responded.
"Trent, how does it feel to be taken out of the game without even actually getting voted out? It must be humiliating" Blaineley instigated.
Trent only frowned unamusingly at the co-host, "Well, getting offed early is a bit of a downer, yes, but at least I got out of that love web amongst my former team"
"Love web? Care to elaborate?" Blaineley inquired.
"Nevermind" Trent ended the subject.
"Well, one of your fans wanted to ask you something" Owen said as he pointed up to the big screen, "Drums247 asks, "What do you think of Gwuncan?"
"Make no mistake, I am still friends with Gwen and after two seasons, and the fact that I am with Katie now, we finally got over the romantic tension between us. As for Duncan… no comment. Now with them being together, I am not sure what keeps them a couple outside of shallow attraction, but since I blew it with her myself, I can't really criticize Duncan" Trent informs the hosts.
"But I love romantic tension…" Blaineley whined.
"Then you'll love our next guest," Owen said, "Please welcome, Geoff!"
Interns wheeled in a disgruntled party animal strapped to dolly in a straight jacket.
"Umm… hello Geoff…" Owen nervously greeted.
"Bridgette" The disgruntled party animal answered.
"Well umm… how does it feel to be voted out by your team for reasons of insanity? Blaineley uneasily inquired.
"Bridge… Bridge Bridge Bridgette! Bridgette Bridgette Bridge!" Geoff answered in his newly found language while twitching profoundly.
"Ahem" Owen nervously cleared his throat, "You got a question, jster1983 asks, During Season 1 in the episode where Courtney got eliminated. I had noticed that your reaction seemed kind of forced while Bridgette seemed to show little to know emotion. Did Courtney really get cheated off or did you and Bridgette actually vote her off? I don't buy the cheated off thing because Chris wouldn't really let that happen. Plus I don't think DJ was involved because his Mother taught him better and I think Duncan actually voted her off because he did it in the second and third seasons. I think you, Bridgette, Duncan, and Harold made it look like she was cheated off just because you were too cowardly to just vote her off right then and there. Fess up if this is true."
Geoff responded, "Bridge, Bri Bridgette Bridgette Bridgette! Bridge Bridge Bri Bridge! Bridgette!"
"Could we get a translator?" Blaineley asked, "Well, I think I may be able to answer for him. Though it is possible Geoff and Bridgette voted for her, it was clear that Harold got into the ballot box and adjusted it in his favor. Plus at the time, Duncan genuinely liked Courtney. Chris lets plenty of dirty tactics slide. Plus, Courtney sued the show over this and won the case so it's safe to assume it was Harold's cheating that got her eliminated"
"Bridge" Geoff added.
"Okay, this weird, wheel him out of here!" Blaineley commanded the interns.
"Our next guest is everyone's favorite gal with attitude, please put your hands together for Leshawna!"
The audience cheered as Leshawna walked to the stage.
"Leshawna, you and Harold tried to form an alliance against Duncan and Gwen. But it turned out they had a stronger influence on the team, how does it feel to be ousted by your former best friend?" Blaineley instigated.
"Well, at least I don't have to deal with those two anymore" Leshawna answered.
"And, we are back together, Leshawna!" Harold comforted while walking up to her onstage.
"Thanks, ginger biscuit" the girl with attitude said before kissing her lanky boyfriend on the cheek.
Owen points the big screen "Leshawna, Hyperforce asks if you still considers Gwen your friend and wants to keep her from becoming a female Duncan."
"Gwen and I are finished as friends, that pasty white girl had no right mocking my boyfriend! At this point I am not sure if Gwen is becoming the female Duncan, or if Duncan is becoming the male Gwen!" Leshawna angrily responded.
"Ouch" Owen responded.
"Our next guest is the traitor of all traitors, please welcome Justin!" Blaineley introduced.
The model steps in with jeers as he tries to cover his swollen up face which he got from a certain soccer ball bean to the face. He also carried a briefcase with a total of one thousand dollars in twenties with him.
"Justin, you sold out Noah for chub change only to alienate everyone else. Here you sit in the loser circle missing out on the big prize. Was it worth it?" Blaineley inquired.
"Well, may have not been my best moment, but at least I made something off this season!" The model defended, "I made one thousand dollars, who else made that here in this circle? Only Owen and he blew it for the big mil! I betrayed Noah, yes, but I would do it again!"
"Hope it's worth it in the long run" Noah sharply told him from the bleachers.
Blaineley points at the big screen, "Justin you got a question from the viewers, InuGhost 2.0 asks, "with your recent disfigurement (courtesy of Cody) are you now going to try out for the lead role in horror movies? Like Phantom of the Opera since you have the face for it?" How do respond?"
"I… uhh… shut up!" Justin yells at the screen.
"Also Justin, we have a special guest, just for you!" Blaineley informed.
"Who?"
"A certain fangirl, dreaming to be reunited with you at long last!"
"WHO?"
Suddenly, Justin hears a growling. The grizzly bear from Alaska walks in and tackles the model.
"NOT YOU AGAIN!"
The bear happily covers his face in saliva, and then drags him away off stage.
"HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME!" The model kicked and screamed.
"See ya, Justin!" Noah mockingly waved goodbye.
Owen moves on "Our last guest is Sadie!"
Katie's BFF walks in with the audience cheering.
"Sadie, you unwillingly received the leadership role over the Skippers, only to be booted for it later. How does that feel?" Blaineley inquired.
"Umm… I guess it's not fun, but now I get to cheer Katie on at least" Sadie answered.
"Well how about we find out who the rest of this next batch of losers root for" Blaineley said, moving on.
"I'll go with Izzy" Noah informed.
"Katie" Trent said.
"I want Katie to win too!" Sadie happily agreed.
"My bets are on Bridgette" Leshawna answered.
"Well, Justin and Geoff are unable to chat with us on this subject," Owen tells everyone, "so this concludes our interview segment.
"Our next segment is another "Rematch with Your Demons!'" Blaineley announces, "This one will be a bit different from last time. One ex member of each team will, this time, specifically represent a former teammate of theirs for this challenge."
"How so?" Sadie asked.
"You'll see" Blaineley informed with a grin.
Trent steps forward, "Being the only newly eliminated Captain, I guess I'll represent Katie.
Noah also steps forward, "I'll represent Izzy then.
"Any Admirals want to help their team out?" Owen asked.
"Forget it" Leshawna scoffs.
"Okay then…" Blaineley said, moving on, "since you both chose your represented contestants, how about you two show it?"
The former Celebrity manhunt throws the two wigs replicating their girlfriends'.
"You gotta be kidding…" Noah scoffed.
"I wanted to make things more visually pleasing" Blaineley cruelly says.
"Aww… Trent, you look so cute with Katie's hairstyle" Sadie happily informed.
"Red hair doesn't match me very well…" Noah annoyingly tells everyone.
"Okay ex-contestants, for this challenge you both will be in an arena with a remote controlled dodge ball cannon in the middle. Surrounding the cannon will be an inner and outer circle. Trent must remain inside the inner and Noah must remain inside the outer. To win this game, and an advantage for your former team, one of you must avoid getting hit before the other. Whoever gets hit first loses. Since Noah got eliminated because of a target placed on him by Alejandro, the cannon will automatically point in his direction. Since Trent got eliminated for taking a hit for a different scrawny nerd, he has to avoid repeating the same process. Also, if one of you loses your representative wigs, you are disqualified" Blaineley instructed.
"Without further ado… Begin!" Owen starts the contest.
The cannon took aim at Noah and began firing. The bookworm runs around within the outer circle. Trent jumps out of the way when he gets between the bookworm and the cannon as it sends a barrage of dodge balls.
"I thought I would be done with this when I got eliminated!" Noah said in a panic.
The bookworm tries to direct the cannon towards Trent while avoiding the oncoming dodgeballs himself. The musician tries to dodge each ball while remaining within the inner circle. The velocity of the passing by balls almost knocks off the Katie wig, but Trent manages to keep it on.
"A little hard to look right and left at the same time" Trent mutters in frustration as he tries to track Noah's movements and where the dodgeballs are shooting from at the same time.
As Trent and Noah continue to avoid the dodgeballs, Blaineley activates a switch "Time to kick things up a notch, BAM!"
Suddenly, another dodgeball cannon appears just outside of the outer circle and rotates around it to pursue Noah. Now the book worm must avoid getting pummeled by two cannons while directing them both at Trent. Ultimately, the bookworm tripped on his own two feet and his struck on his backside by an oncoming dodgeball.
"Winner, Trent!" Owen announced.
"Congratulations Trent, your victory helped out the Killer Captains!" Blaineley told the musician.
"Awesome! What advantage did I win for them?" Trent enthusiastically asked.
"An eliminated Katie!"
"WHAT?" Trent was flabbergasted over this revelation.
"I told you this one would be different" Blaineley mockingly told the musician, "Uh oh, we got ourselves some breaking news!"
Everyone turns to the big screen.
"But I…" Katie, still stunned after watching the aftermath show live, is being ushered down the "Plank of Shame" by Chris.
"You heard the mean old lady, you're out!" Chris said while pushing Sadie's BFF off the ship and throwing her a life jacket.
"#$%! Katie I'm so sorry!" Trent yelled at the big screen.
"I was just called old! Where's my sympathy?" Blaineley complained.
"Blaineley, I wasn't informed about that stipulation" Owen told his co-host.
"Well tough, now let's finish this show up on a lighter note, shall we?" Blaineley said moving on, "Since merger is just on the horizon for this season, how about we give someone a shot to make it back into the game with our new segment, Total… Drama… Raffle! Here all of you losers can write down the name of someone you want back into the game. However, the catch is that you cannot write your own name onto your own ticket. Whoever I draw out in the end will get to come back into the game!"
"Well, at least I can try and get her back in…" Trent said while still down about the elimination of his new girlfriend.
"Don't worry, Katie has my support as well" Sadie assured.
Harold and Leshawna just smile at each other.
"Come on holmes, vote for the Zeke, eh!" Ezekiel promotes himself.
Each person secretly writes down the name of the contestant they want back in and places it in a box for Blaineley.
"Is that everyone?" Owen asked.
"Indeed so!" Blaineley confirmed, "Now then, the person coming back to Total Drama Luxury Tour is…"
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"Alejandro!"
"WHAT?" Everyone else in the room shout out in awe. As if on cue, the Latin mastermind walks into the studio.
"I am most humbled by my supporters," Alejandro said in his smug façade of kindness, "I cannot wait to return and say… "hello" to the rest of mi amigos…"
"This is so not fair! Who voted for him to return?" Noah angrily asked.
"Oh Noah, my animosity for you has long since lifted, however, I do feel a little tension towards that new girlfriend of yours…"
"You son of a…"
"Well that concludes the second Aftermath show" Blaineley said moving on, "Will Alejandro regain the edge after his first elimination? Find out on Total… Drama… Lllllllluxury Tour!"
After the show ended, Blaineley secretly meets someone backstage.
"Now for your end of the bargain" The co-host demanded.
"Of course" Alejandro complied by handing her the briefcase containing another one thousand dollars.
"Everyone has a price" Blaineley shrugged.
"Indeed so…" The Latin arch enemy parted and then tells himself, "Watch out Total Drama nerds… Alejandro is coming back…"
Teams:
Screaming Admirals: Duncan, Gwen, DJ
Killer Captains: Heather, Cody, Sierra, Bridgette, Courtney
Rabid Skippers: Tyler, Lindsay, Izzy
N/A: Alejandro
Peanut Gallery: Owen, Beth, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold, Noah, Trent, Geoff, Leshawna, Justin, Sadie, Katie
Eliminated:
Katie - Contest Elimination