Chris "Last time on Total Drama Luxury Tour… Spain… our shipmates ran with the bulls, fought with the bulls, got trampled on by the bulls… ultimately, it came down to Duncan and Cody to take on El Diablo Gigante. With a quick slip up, literally, our gap toothed geek came up short and Duncan won it for the Admirals. Since the Skippers came out the shortest of all, their fifth team captain, Sadie, was sent home. Who will assume the mantle for them now? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"

**Killer Captains**

The entire team, except for Courtney, meets up in the ship lobby.

"I can't BELIEVE Chris! First he cheats Katie off our team, and now Ale-jerk-dro is coming back!" Heather angrily exclaims.

"We still have the majority of members out of all three teams" Bridgette tries to assure.

"Maybe not once we finally rid ourselves of Courtney" The queen bee responds sharply.

Cody took note of the universal hatred towards the CIT and how he can keep his team together.

C.C.

Cody "Losing Trent and Katie by technicalities was completely unfair. And with all this hatred of Courtney, I fear my team will lose its mojo like last season!"

**Rabid Skippers**

"So… who's leading us now?" Tyler asks the team of three.

"Cadet Izzy is still not keen" the psycho responded.

The teams eventually made port to where Chris and company were.

"Shipmates, welcome back to the southern, Mediterranean side of France!" The host greeted, "but since the main part of tonight's challenge takes place in Paris, which is further up north, our first portion of said challenge will be to get there. Before we begin, please welcome our returning competitor… drum roll please…"

Chef sighs and begins drumming. A helicopter flew above the French port and from it, the returning contestant jumps off.

"Please welcome back to show… Alejandro!"

The Latin arch enemy lands via parachute before the rest of the competition, "Hello mi amigos." Nearly everyone was greatly displeasured by reuniting with the returning antagonist, "Oh my, it appears I have not been brought back together with all of you under the best of circumstances"

"Drop the nice guy act, no one's buying it" Duncan shot at him.

Alejandro only shrugged.

Chris intervened, "Alright Alejandro, which team do you wish to be placed on this time?"

"Oh, why the Skippers of course. I couldn't help but notice my former team has been falling under some hard times lately" The Latin master of manipulation responded.

"Fair enough," Chris said, moving things along, "To get to Paris, we are gonna have ourselves a Tour de France! Everyone will be racing to Paris via bike ride! Happy pedaling!"

"There an advantage this time?" Cody inquired, "Or do I lose more underwear for nothing once again?"

"What fun would telling you now be?" The sadistic host responded.

Chef brings in bikes for each contestant.

**Killer Captains**

The Captains get settle onto each of their respective bikes.

"No double-seater bikes?" Sierra whined.

"Any strategy for this, Captain Cody?" Bridgette happily asked as Sierra glares at her.

C.C.

Sierra "Only I call Captain Cody, Captain Cody! I smell a home wrecker…"

"I think we should pace ourselves, just keep up relatively to the other teams but only use the full extent of your stamina at the very end" the geek instructed.

"Well, what if the next challenge requires that stamina?" The CIT rebelled, "I swear you are the worst leader ever!"

"Shut up, Courtney" Heather snapped at her, "His strategies are better than any of yours!"

"That's not true I…"

"Remember Naica Mine?" Bridgette added.

"I…"

"Feel free to cost us this one, we can finally get rid of the team scab" Sierra finished for the three. The CIT just silently fastened up on her bike defeated. Cody looked at her with concern. A certain Skipper also noticed her with a different expression.

**Rabid Skippers**

Chris walks up to the team, "Quit staring at the girls' team, Alejandro! Your team needs a new captain!"

Everyone looks nervous except for the Latin manipulator, "Despite the superstitious hysteria regarding the Skipper leadership, I will carry the burden and take my favorite team out of the darkness"

"Thanks, bro!" Tyler said appreciatively.

"Great to have you back Alberto!" Lindsay added.

C.C.

Alejandro "Rejoining the most gullible team will be most favorable in the long run."

Izzy tries to hide her glare but Alejandro still takes notice and approaches her. "Cadet Izzy, whatever happened to the Izzy Brigade?" he mockingly inquired. Izzy ignored him and hopped aboard her bike.

**Killer Captains**

C.C.

Duncan "With Alejandro back, we got some physical competition again"

"Ready, team?" the punk asked his two teammates.

"We got this, don't worry!" DJ assured.

The teams line up at the starting line. Alejandro happened to be starting right next to his former crush slash adversary.

"Fancy seeing you here, Señorita" The Latin mastermind greeted.

"Ugh, what do you want?" Heather shot back.

"Is there still tension between us? Or have you moved on?"

"I have!"

"I know you have, you think I haven't been watching everything you did and said in the confessionals up until now. I hadn't just been sitting in the peanut gallery just twiddling my thumbs" Alejandro said with a smirk.

"I… I have no idea what you are talking about…" The queen bee nervously tried to scoff.

"Oh… I think you do…" The Latin hunk said while giving a quick glance to the geek while he was adjusting his gears, "Honestly, you really traded downward didn't you?"

"I don't know what you are implying, but it doesn't matter! I am gonna cream you and you are going to get eliminated once again!" Heather shot at him then focuses on her bike.

C.C.

Heather "Pfft... Alejandro has nothing on me... despite whatever he assumes..."

Alejandro "Her pride is her weakness… I will break her… just like she did to me…"

Chris then began, "On your mark, get set, peddle!"

Everyone complies and begins to ride their bikes towards Paris. Duncan, Gwen, DJ, Tyler and Lindsay have the starting lead. Heather, Courtney, and Alejandro are slightly behind. Cody and Izzy are following them, and Sierra and Bridgette behind them in current last place.

"Falling behind, Al? Being benched making you rusty?" Duncan taunted. Alejandro only glared at him, and then diverted his attention towards Courtney.

Once Heather was distant enough from overhearing the conversation, Alejandro rode next to the CIT, "Courtney, after seeing how abused you are on your team, I must express my scorn for such an injustice"

"Why do you care? I thought Heather was your dream girl" the CIT questioned sharply.

"True, I thought she was the one back in Hawaii, but alas, the deceitful girl stepped on my heart just as Duncan stepped on yours"

"Well… at least somebody understands my position"

"Since merger is just around the corner, I humbly offer you a spot in my alliance. Together we can decimate the rest of the Killer Captains!" The Latin arch enemy offered.

"I like it…"

Though Heather did not hear this conversation, Cody did.

Meanwhile, Sierra keeps at Bridgette's pace.

"Bridgette, I noticed you have been maintaining a close friendship with my Codykins…" Sierra mentioned to the surfer girl.

"Umm… yeah…" Bridgette nervously responded.

"…You make him happy… that's good… I like when he is happy…" The stalker continues.

"I mean, we're just…"

Sierra interrupted, "If you have any dark intentions with my Cody… I will hunt you down…"

Showing how serious the fangirl was, she pointed her finger towards the surfer girl, and without hesitation she snapped it backwards. Bridgette could only gulp after seeing that.

C.C.

Sierra "In retrospect that may not have been my wisest move… Owwie…"

Bridgette "If she finds out my true feelings about Cody, I'm dead…"

Tyler begins to gain the lead, but stops to notice Lindsay struggling to catch up to the rest of the pack.

"I… uh… Tyler…" Lindsay tries to pedal her bike faster but grows tired.

The jock slows down to keep at her pace, "Don't worry Linds, we can finish together!"

"Tyler, what are you doing?" Alejandro inquired.

"I can't leave my girl behind!" the jock responded.

While Alejandro was distracted with Tyler and Lindsay, Cody seizes the opportunity to talk to Courtney.

"What do you want, pipsqueak?" The CIT angrily questioned as the geek rides his bike next to hers.

"Courtney, you sure you want to trust Alejandro? He's probably just trying to manipulate you like last season!"

"What's the matter, twerp? Scared of a real man?" The CIT taunted.

"...look I know you still hate me, but remember what we talked about in Tikal? Don't let yourself get vulnerable to heartbreak again! If you let Alejandro use you again you'll just repeat the same cycle all over again!"

"And what do you call what you are doing?" Courtney pointed out.

"I call it being a leader who cares about the well being of his team, the entirety of his team"

The geek then ended the conversation and passes her.

C.C.

Courtney "What business is it of his what I do and who I trust?"

After a few hours, Duncan, Gwen and DJ reach close to Paris.

"There it is, I see the Eiffel Tower!" DJ pointed out.

"This is so ours!" Gwen happily added.

"There's the finish line!" The punk finished.

As the three Screaming Admirals reach Paris, Duncan was the first to cross the finish line, followed by Gwen, then DJ. Chris awaited them there.

"Duncan and Gwen, you both make it to the next part of the challenge!" Chris announced.

"What about me?" DJ asked.

"For this next challenge, the first two members of each team will be the only ones moving on for a "special" romantic French dining.

"You don't say…" Alejandro said, hearing this before crossing the finish line. Izzy rides towards the finish line as well, but the Latin mastermind halts her, "Save this part of the challenge for our team couple.

Cody was the next person to finally cross the finish line.

"Congratulations Codemeister" Chris praised, "Let's so who you will be dining with!"

"Dining, what?" The geek asked naïvely.

The oncoming Captains are viciously trying to oust each other.

"Out of my way Heather!" The CIT barked.

"Up yours!" The queen bee shot back.

C.C.

Cody "Dining… with one of them?" the geek only gulped.

The two bikes collided and the angry pair tumbles down towards the finish line with the CIT crossing it first.

"Courtney, good news…" Chris is about to inform her.

"WHAT?" was all that could be heard from a distance later as Tyler and Lindsay, who were the next to cross the finish line. After Tyler and Lindsay succeeded in crossing, Alejandro and Izzy did so as well. Sierra and Bridgette were the last two to cross the finish line.

"Boy do I feel sorry for you, kid" Duncan tauntingly expressed pity towards the geek.

"Alright teams," Chris informs, "For the next part of the challenge, our finishing pairs will enjoy all of the Paris's most EXOTIC cuisine!"

The three pairs composed of Duncan and Gwen, Tyler and Lindsay, and Cody and Courtney.

C.C.

Alejandro "From the way he said that, I feel it was a wise move on my part. My body is not adapt to French delicacies"

Sierra "Not fair, a romantic French dinner was supposed to be exclusive to ME and Cody!"

Heather "Well, at least Courtney isn't a threat… I mean… alliance-wise, Cody wouldn't buy into "her" manipulation…"

Chris turned to the camera, "What will be in store for these couples in the city of romance? Find out here at Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"

Teams:

Screaming Admirals: Duncan, Gwen, DJ

Killer Captains: Heather, Cody, Sierra, Bridgette, Courtney

Rabid Skippers: Tyler, Lindsay, Izzy, Alejandro

Peanut Gallery: Owen, Beth, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold, Noah, Trent, Geoff, Leshawna, Justin, Sadie, Katie