A/N: Tried to revamp the style of my story a bit

Chris "Welcome back! We join our shipmates after their tour de France! The first two members of each team to cross the finish line in the bike race to Paris would make it the second part of the challenge! It now comes down between the three pairs composing of Gwuncan, Tyndsay, and Courdy!"

"Blasphemy!" Sierra shouted at the host against the third pairing.

"Sierra? Please? Trying to open up for the show… who will win this French dining challenge? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"

The teams all gather before their host under the Eiffel Tower with the duos of each team standing in front of the groups.

"Okay, lovebirds, for this challenge, you all will be enjoying France's exotic cuisine under the Eiffel Tower! In order to finish each round, both participants in each couple must have their plates completely empty to move on.

"Good luck Admirals!" DJ cheered.

"Come on, Cody!" Sierra rooted.

"You got a strong stomach, you can do it!" Bridgette added to Sierra's dismay.

"Where's my support?" Courtney asked her team.

"Choke on it…" Heather snapped at the CIT.

"Don't listen to her, Courtney! You got this! Remember China?" Alejandro rooted.

"Thank you, Alejandro" Courtney graciously said before blowing a raspberry at the queen bee.

"Okay, this is getting too crowded," Chris informed, "So how about every non-competitor leave the lovebirds be" The host ushered everyone else away from the dining area. Chris then directs each team pair to their respective tables across from each other in the wide open space below the tower.

C.C.

Sierra "That should be me at Cody's table!"

Bridgette "I'd want to take Courtney's place, but my vegan lifestyle would cost us the challenge"

Duncan and Gwen get settled at one table, Tyler and Lindsay at another, and Cody and Courtney at the third table.

"Okay, Chris continues, "As mentioned before, to pass each round for this challenge, both plates must be eaten. If one of the two of each couple barfs, both of them will be eliminated. Chef, bring out their first appetizer!"

Chef brings each table a platter of fried frog legs.

**Screaming Admirals**

"Ew…" Gwen said with disgust.

"Calm down, pasty. We had worse, this is just a warm up" Duncan assured his gothic girlfriend.

The duo gulp down the frog legs quickly to avoid too much taste and move on the next round.

**Killer Captains**

Duncan hollered to Cody, "Don't let the frog kill you kid, and try not to die from the food either!"

Courtney only glared after the cruel implication from her punk ex while Gwen laughed hysterically.

"Come on, Courtney! Don't let him get you down" Cody tried to cheer the CIT up.

"Quit sucking up to me, pipsqueak" The CIT sneered at the geek, "Hurry up and eat the frog legs before I shove them down your throat!"

The geek nervously complied and managed to eat the fried amphibious limbs served to him courtesy of Chef. The CIT does so as well.

**Rabid Skippers**

Tyler chokes down his frog legs and then notices his girlfriend hesitant to do the same.

"I think it moved" Lindsay said as she inspected her platter.

C.C.

Tyler "I couldn't make Linds eat that stuff!"

"Don't worry, Lindsay! Chris only said that the food must be eaten. He didn't say by whom!" The athlete then gulped down the contents of Lindsay's plate as well.

"Thanks, Tyler!"

**Screaming Admirals**

"Round two, Escargot de Bourgogne!" Chris announced as Chef gives the admirals a plate of cooked snails.

"Imagine them as chicken nuggets!" Duncan nervously tries to assure Gwen as well as himself.

"Ew… how can the French eat this stuff?" Gwen complained as she ingested the slimy substance.

**Killer Captains**

"Hurry up, twerp!" The CIT barked as the geek tries ingesting the cooked insect.

"I… I…" The geek finally gulped down the substance.

"I swear, you are the most helpless crybaby in the world"

"Hehe… at least I stand out while doing it" Cody responded with a nervous grin.

**Rabid Skippers**

The jock finishes ingesting the second helping of snails for Lindsay's sake.

"You sure you want to keep eating my share?" The dumb blond asked.

"No problem Linds!" Tyler assured while cringing.

**Screaming Admirals**

"Round three, raw, live, oysters!" Chris announced as Chef gave each couple their next meal.

"Eww… and I thought the snails were slimy…" Gwen complained.

"Ugh! I can feel them moving around in my mouth!" Duncan added.

The couple hesitantly ingests the live mollusks and grimace while doing so.

**Killer Captains**

The two Captains cringe after tasting their first bite.

"Come on, Courtney we got this!" The geek tries to comfort her.

"I said, quit sucking up to me! What makes you think I would sway to your side versus Alejandro's?" The CIT asked inquisitively.

"Because deep down, you know he is only using you. Why are you letting him play you again?"

"At least he is pretending to like me… better a façade then genuine ridicule… more than I can say about OUR TEAM!" The CIT responded with her voice cracking out.

Chris impatiently cuts in, "Come on you two, the others finished already! Hurry up and eat!"

The two save their conversation for later and chow down quickly on the disgusting live oysters.

**Screaming Admirals**

Chris continues, "Round four, Andouillette!" Chef served the teams a dish containing tripe sausage.

"It smells like feces!" Gwen groaned.

"It's an "acquired taste," hehe…" Chef informed with a cruel chuckle.

"This is not cool, man, not cool!" Duncan added.

The two's eyes water after they struggle to chew down the stinky meat.

**Rabid Skippers**

"Tyler, you sure you can handle this?" Lindsay asked with concern.

"No… Ugh… problem…" The jock groaned, choking down two of the Andouillette sausages for the team.

**Killer Captains**

"I've been trying to help you, Courtney!" Cody notified, continuing their chat, "I have been given you leadership opportunities, taken your abuse in stride, and trying to convince the others that you aren't so bad!"

"Spare me! I don't need anyone's pity, let alone yours, runt!" The CIT scorned.

"This isn't pity! This is me trying to make up for how I treated you last season!" The geek finally blurts out.

"What do you mean?" Courtney asked skeptically.

"I mean, that my overwhelming loyalty and attraction to Gwen was put before my sense of right and wrong. When Duncan cheated on you with her, I apathetically volunteered to vote you out without a second thought. I can understand exactly why you hate me this much"

"Go on…" The CIT responded.

Cody sighed, "As much as I love Gwen… what she did to you… was wrong… I am so sorry for not saying sorry earlier… but since after the Naica Mine, I've been trying to redeem myself. I even tried to get Gwen to apologize to you for taking Duncan from you"

"You asked her to apologize to me?" Courtney asked, releasing her scowl.

"Yeah… she refused to, but I will keep trying to work with her though"

"Cody… I…"

Chris stepped in again, "Tick! Tock! We have a challenge to complete! Now dine, or dash!"

Breaking the conversation, the two look at their foul meat and hesitantly picked up their forks. Courtney notices Tyler express his chivalry to Lindsay and bit the bullet for her, or in this case, Andouillette sausage, and the CIT then smiles at Cody.

"Well Cody, if you really want to make it up to me…" The CIT pushes her plate to the geek, "…eat."

Cody only groaned and complied. The rancid smelling meat was slowly but surely ingested by the geek in two servings.

**Screaming Admirals**

Chris announces, "Round five!" Chef brings in the next dish, "Foie Gras, otherwise known as fattened duck liver!"

"W-why?" Duncan was in tears while gulping down the Foie Gras.

"Do the French stay skinny from eating "this"?" Gwen shouts out in frustration.

**Rabid Skippers**

"Tyler, if you want me to help you eat these, I will" Lindsay offered worriedly.

"It's… it's fine… Linds…" Tyler denies as he struggles to ingest the fat filled duck liver, "Oh gawd… it's so gross!"

Suddenly, Alejandro approaches their table, "Tyler, you look a little full…"

"I'm fine, bro… I'm just… ugh…"

"If you wish to concede, I promise not to vote either of you two off" The Latin Arch enemy proposes.

"But our team can't take much more loses, Alexandero!" Lindsay reminds as Alejandro subtly grits his death over the mispronounced name.

"Ahem, merge is just around the corner, we only need to hold out a little longer, but I need you two and your stomachs in one piece for it!" Alejandro informs the pair.

"Okay" Tyler concedes. He and Lindsay leave their tables and their dishes.

Chris notices them leave, "The Skippers are disqualified, it's now down to the Captains and the Admirals!"

**Killer Captains**

"Cody…" The CIT gave him her pseudo sweet tone while pushing her dish to him, "…have at it…"

"Umm… okay…" The geek finally finished his duck liver, and now proceeds to eat Courtney's Foie Gras. Cody tries to quickly chew down the thick bird organ and shove it down his throat fast. After his hellish struggle, the geek finally finished it. "There… done… I… I… BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH!" Not being able to contain it anymore, Cody finally heaved out his French cuisine.

"Winners, the Screaming Admirals!" Chris announced as Cody rolled on the pain as if his insides were on fire.

"Do you forgive me then?" Cody asked Courtney while he was in the fetal position, wincing in abdominal pain.

"Nnnnnnnno! You have to do better than second place to win me over, pipsqueak!" Courtney smugly walked over the geek and away from him.

C.C.

Cody "The things I do as team captain…"

Sierra and Bridgette ran to the geek's aid.

"Codykins? Are you alright?" Sierra asked.

"I'm fine, Sierra" Cody said as they help him up.

"I can't believe Courtney made you eat all of that yourself!" Bridgette said angrily.

"It's alright Bridgette, it was my decision" Cody assured the surfer girl.

Heather stomped up to him, "Stop trying to help her, she won't change! If she wants Alejandro to manipulate her, let him"

Cody just smiled at the queen bee, "I guess I am a lousy team leader" The geek happily walked away from the rest of the group.

**Screaming Admirals**

"Good job, you two!" DJ praised Gwen and Duncan.

"Thanks, I… BLEAGH!" The goth spewed out her French bile.

Chris turns to Chef, "Chef, tell the Admirals what they won this time!"

Chef pulls out his cue cards, "Ahem, they win a gumball machine! Satisfy your sweet tooth with a free, no charge, gumball dispenser!"

"WHY? JUST WHY?" Duncan shouts out in anger.

"You really hate our team, don't you Chris?" Gwen added angrily.

"I am telling you guys, these rewards are entirely random!" Their host tried to assure them. The delinquent glared at him, and then allows his French vomit to completely cover Chris's face.

"Oh my, a gumball machine," Heather taunted, "I am so envious! I guess we'll just have to settle with our tiki bar, jacuzzi, and swimming pool, poor us!"

Chris annoyingly wipes his face and turns to the Rabid Skippers, "Skippers, I will see all of you on your ship!"

Alejandro gives Izzy a cruel smile.

**Killer Captains**

After taking the bus to the Mediterranean coast of France, the teams boarded onto their ships. All of the Captains we exhausted from the long bike ride, so they retired to their cabins. After a while, Cody gets up and walked down the hall.

C.C.

Cody "I wanted to know if what I said reached Courtney…"

The geek rests his ear against Courtney's cabin door, and only hears the relaxed breathing of a sleeping CIT.

C.C.

Cody "…maybe it did."

**Screaming Admirals**

Duncan was not in a good mood. Time after time the host had screwed his team over with mediocre prizes despite how dangerous and painful the challenges were. Out of a fit of rage, he smashes the billiard table with a chair.

**Rabid Skippers**

Chris meets the four Skippers aboard their ship in the Sardine Ceremony, "Skippers, three losses in a row, perhaps Alejandro's help didn't change things at all for you. Well, let's pass out these sardines, shall we? The people who are safe are…"

"Tyler"

"Lindsay"

"And the last person who is safe is…"

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"Alejandro!"

Izzy is handed her lifejacket. The psycho turns to her former teammates, "Cadet Izzy thought by now you'd both learn not be someone's sheep"

Alejandro smirked and waved her goodbye as she jumped off the "Plank of Shame"

C.C.

Alejandro "And thus ends the Izzy Brigade! Now I have the alliance I need with Tyler and Lindsay to take to merge! Then, I will finally be able to recruit Courtney, and pick off Heather… as well as that tiny little bachelor… This game will be mine!"

Chris turns to the camera while aboard Chef's chopper, "Ooo… Alejandro's on a mission! Will his plan work? How much longer will we wait for merge to come? Find out next time on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"

Teams:

Screaming Admirals: Duncan, Gwen, DJ

Killer Captains: Heather, Cody, Sierra, Bridgette, Courtney

Rabid Skippers: Tyler, Lindsay, Alejandro

Peanut Gallery: Owen, Beth, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold, Noah, Trent, Geoff, Leshawna, Justin, Sadie, Katie, Izzy

Votes:

Alejandro – Izzy

Izzy – Alejandro

Tyler – Izzy

Lindsay – Izzy

Eliminated:

Izzy – Voted out