Chris "Last time on Total Drama Luxury Tour… we returned to Paris! This time around we had ourselves our own little tour de France as well as enjoyed the local delicacies that Paris had to offer. Alejandro told Tyler to throw the game for his and Lindsay's sake and ended up sending Izzy home. With merge on its way, who will be the last to go in our three teams? Find out here on Total… Drama… Lllllllllluxury Tour!"
*cues theme music*
**Screaming Admirals**
"Dammit!" Duncan shouted angrily, while breaking the dart board won by them in Spain.
"It'll be okay Duncan" Gwen tried to comfort.
"Freakin' Chris has to freakin' screw us after every freakin' challenge we win!"
"Well, merger is coming up real soon, we may not have to worry about that anymore" DJ informed the delinquent.
"It better, and we better be able to bail from this lousy ship of ours!" Duncan angrily muttered back.
**Killer Captains**
Heather drags Cody to the engine room so no one would listen in on their conversation.
"Cody, since merger is coming up soon, I expect you to cut off all ties with the rest of the team" the queen bee demanded of him.
"That's a bit much to ask, Heather. Sierra and I are best friends, and Bridgette is a really good friend too" The geek responded, "and someone needs to help Courtney through her turmoil"
"Cody, I saved you from elimination in Newfoundland, and I saved you from going splat in the Caribbean! You owe me for both, remember? In Disney World, I told you, I expect you to listen to exactly everything I say, do exactly what I say, and vote for who I say! Now is the time for you to redeem that service!"
"Heather, I just can't turn against them…" The geek argued.
"You have to vote them off sooner or later, we can focus on Alejandro and Duncan's elimination for now, but I demand your loyalties to me overall!" The queen bee then walks off.
**Rabid Skippers**
Alejandro ponders his next scheme with Tyler and Lindsay relaxing near him.
"So what now, Alejandro?" Tyler asked.
"We just sit tight and wait for merge to come!" Alejandro told the remaining Skippers.
"Whatever you say, Alphonzo!" Lindsay happily said.
C.C.
Alejandro "Okay, Lindsay calling me the wrong name is really starting to get on my nerves! But I must calm myself, a strong three man alliance is needed and she is Tyler's girlfriend.
**Killer Captains**
Bridgette looks at the team GPS while the engine maneuvered the ship for her above the vast body of water is was sailing on.
"Why is the GPS telling us that the next destination is in the middle of the sea?" The surfer girl asked herself.
The ships surround the area that their GPS instructed them to sail to above the Mediterranean Sea.
"Where's Chris?" Tyler asked to the Captain ship.
"Not sure" Bridgette responded to the jock aboard the Skipper ship.
Suddenly, a submarine surfaced from the European waters. Chris then emerged from its top.
"Welcome shipmates, to the Mediterranean Sea!" The host introduced.
"What kind of challenge are we supposed to do aboard our ships?" Duncan annoyingly inquired.
"For the first part of today's challenge, we will be scuba diving into the depths of the Mediterranean!" Chris said as Chef drives the submarine towards the Admiral ship. He goes on to say, "There are sunken ships at the bottom of the sea and it's up to each of you to swim down there and retrieve something that's among the wreckage!"
"Is it treasure?" Cody asked aboard the Captain ship.
"That's the kicker," Chris said with a grin, "I ain't telling! You're just gonna have to swim down there and figure it out yourself! I will also be providing a radar system and water proof walkie-talkies for all of you to use to communicate above and below the waters"
The Admirals are given scuba equipment from the submarine and then said sub drove to the Captain ship and then to the Skipper ship to do the same.
"When will the teams merge?" Alejandro asked the sadistic host.
"Just worry about the current situation, please" Chris responded.
C.C.
Alejandro "After watching all the episodes preceding my Alaskan elimination, it really doesn't matter if the merger is now with greater numbers or later with less"
Duncan "Really hope it's soon, I am sick of my crappy ship and all the crappy rewards Chris has been giving us!"
Gwen "Once teams merge, our team can bring Cody into a four man alliance and take out Courtney, Heather, and Alejandro!"
**Killer Captains**
"Okay team," Cody rallies the Killer Captains, "Bridgette, Heather, and Courtney are our best swimmers, so they will be our scuba divers. Since I know my way around electronics, Sierra and I will communicate with you all on the radar and walkie-talkies"
C.C.
Sierra "Cody and me… on a boat… together… alone… Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Cody, remember what I said!" Heather reminded the geek while she puts on the scuba gear. She, Courtney, and Bridgette hop into the sea.
"What did she say to you?" Sierra asked the geek.
"Umm… nothing… let's set up the radar and walkie-talkies so we can communicate with them.
"Aye aye, Captain Cody!" The stalker giddily complied.
**Screaming Admirals**
"I can't swim so good guys, I'll use the radar instead" DJ tells his team.
"Fair enough, come on, Gwen" Duncan said, ushering his gothic girlfriend to dive with him into the Mediterranean Sea.
**Rabid Skippers**
"Lindsay, you man the communication radar for us up here. Tyler and I will swim to the bottom" Alejandro instructed.
"Aye Aye, Alberto!" the dumb blond complies.
C.C.
Alejandro "GAAHH!"
The Latin master of manipulation and the jock dive into the sea.
**Killer Captains**
The teams swam into the underwater depths of the sea. Bridgette went at a much faster rate than the rest due to her mastery at water related challenges. The scuba girl turns on her underwater flashlight to help navigate through the deep waters.
"Detect anything Cody?" The surfer girl asked the geek through the underwater walkie-talkie.
"Swim a few yards to your right and down some more, I am picking up the ships down there!" The geek responded.
As the geek puts down his walkie-talkie, Sierra walks up to him.
"So Codykins, once teams merge, it will be just you and me, huh?" The fangirl blissfully asked.
"I think we can still have a good acquaintanceship with the others" the geek responded.
"But Cody, I don't trust them! Heather tried to destroy our friendship back in Brazil! Bridgette is acting too suspicious and Courtney is Courtney! Just like last season, let it be just you and me!" Sierra begged.
"Let's worry about that, when merge actually happens, okay Sierra?" the geek suggested.
C.C.
Cody "I'm really uneasy about merge. I don't want to have to pick sides"
**Rabid Skippers**
"Lindsay, do you see anything on the radar?" Alejandro asked with his team's walkie-talkie.
"I see a big giant beepy thing by you, Alfred!" Lindsay pointed out.
"It's ALEJANDRO!" The Latin Arch Enemy angrily reminded on the communicator, "Wait, you see the ships?"
"Whatever it is, it's coming right towards you and Tyler!"
The pair turns to see the large entity approaching them.
"SHARK!" they both scream as they swam for dear life from the large angry predator.
"Don't swim in our direction!" Duncan angrily said as the two Skippers flee in the two Admiral's direction.
**Killer Captains**
Bridgette finally reached the sunken ships.
"They certainly don't look like pirate ships. What are they Chris?" Bridgette asked on the other line of the walkie-talkie.
"They are Austrian dreadnoughts sunken in World War One. Let that be your clue" Chris responded from his submarine.
"What did he say?" Cody asked from his line.
"They're World War One dreadnoughts" Bridgette informed.
"Hmm… if it's not treasure we're searching for, then it could only be…"
**Screaming Admirals**
Duncan and Gwen, eluding the shark, continue their search for the sunken ships.
"See anything Duncan?" The goth asked.
"Nothing yet, pasty" the delinquent responded.
"They gotta be somewhere…"
"DJ, you get anything on radar?" Duncan asked with his communicator.
"Ten 'o'clock and downward from where you're facing!" DJ instructed.
As the two swam in said direction, Alejandro and Tyler secretly follow them after escaping the shark.
**Killer Captains**
Heather and Courtney catch up to Bridgette who was already rummaging through the sunken ship.
"Did you figure out what we're retrieving?" The queen bee asked the surfer girl.
"Yeah, its armaments… weapons!" Bridgette informed.
"We're supposed to carry gun turrets up to surface?" the CIT angrily asked.
"These things are too heavy to carry up individually, we'll just have to carry each one up as a group" Bridgette told the team.
**Screaming Admirals**
Gwen and Duncan swam to where the Killer Captains were scavenging the dreadnought ships.
"Back, off we were here first!" The CIT snapped at the two.
"I don't recall Chris mentioning that rule" Gwen sneered back.
"Whatever, hope you two drown" Courtney angrily said as she, Bridgette, and Heather carry up one of the gun turrets.
Gwen and Duncan do the same and carry another gun turret up to the surface.
**Rabid Skippers**
"Hurry Tyler, the other teams are ahead of us!" Alejandro commanded as he and the jock carry up a third turret.
**Killer Captains**
The Captains were the first to bring a turret up to surface.
"Sierra, help them get the turret up here on the ship" Cody instructed.
"Aye aye!" Sierra obliged and ran to the other girls' aid. Eventually they brought the ship gun aboard their cruise vessel.
"Good work, Captains!" Bridgette praised.
**Screaming Admirals**
"Help us out, DJ" Duncan ordered the Jamaican giant as he and Gwen brought up their first turret. The combined strength of DJ and Duncan was able to lift the heavy gun cannon aboard their ship.
**Rabid Skippers**
"Give us a hand, Lindsay!" Alejandro told the dumb blond as he and Tyler also reach surface with their turret.
"Right away, Albert!" Lindsay said.
"Tyler, please tell your girlfriend that MY NAME IS ALEJANDRO!" The Latin arch enemy angrily ordered.
"Sorry bro, just give her time, she'll remember eventually" The athlete tried to assure him.
C.C.
Alejandro "I need the alliance… I need the alliance…"
After loading up their first turrets, the Skippers and Admirals jump back into the sea. Just as the Captains do the same, Cody stops them.
"Girls, wait! I gotta plan, but we have to be completely subtle" The geek informed his team. He then silently whispers the details to them.
C.C.
Courtney "I gotta admit, that plan is pretty good… but I could have thought of something better!"
**Rabid Skippers**
The athlete and the Latin mastermind were the first to return to the sunken ships. Tyler and Alejandro make quick work with rummaging up their second cannon and then proceed to swim back up. Duncan and Gwen then reached back to the ship wreckage as well and grabbed their second cannon too. As Duncan and Gwen begin carrying up their second turret, they see Bridgette and Heather swimming down to them.
"What's the matter, getting tired?" Duncan taunted the two.
"Just you wait" Heather sharply responded as she and Bridgette grinned at each other.
Later, Tyler and Alejandro carry up their second turret to surface followed soon after by Duncan and Gwen. Both pairs see Sierra and Courtney casually floating above the water.
"What are you two doing?" Gwen inquired suspiciously.
"We are fishing for the rare European fish called, Noneyadamnbusiness!" The CIT mockingly responded.
C.C.
Gwen "Why haven't her team voted her off yet?"
Courtney "Come merge, that team could be a problem. Maybe I can boss Cody into getting rid of them with me. Or at least force him to ensure that I win invincibility each challenge"
Minutes later, the Rabid Skippers and Screaming Admirals finish loading up their second turret and jump back into the water. As the four swim back into the depths, they notice pieces of junk float back to the surface.
"What's up with all that?" Tyler asked.
"No clue" Duncan responded.
They continue to swim down to the bottom. After more time passed, the four reached the ship wreckage once more. Alejandro was the first to notice that Heather and Bridgette were still rummaging around the sunken dreadnoughts. He then noticed that the floating scraps they saw earlier were all still coming from where the girls were.
"What are you two doing with those turrets?" Alejandro asked inquisitively.
"Dismantling them" Heather answered smugly.
**Killer Captains**
Back at the surface, Sierra and Courtney were collecting all the light floating turret parts to reassemble onto the ship. The fangirl and the CIT handed the parts to Cody who, with his talents of ingenuity, was able to rebuild the gun turrets with ease.
"This game is so ours!" Sierra cheered.
Eventually, the other teams bring up their third cannons to surface as well as Heather and Bridgette, who brought up one last complete turret for their team, giving a grand total of five turrets for the Killer Captains.
"That finishes up the first part of today's challenge!" Chris announced.
"What? But Duncan and my teams only got three turrets each!" Alejandro said angrily.
"That isn't as bad as you may think, because though the Captains have much more firepower. In actuality, they have no fire, and no power, until they dry off the cannons and apply fresh ammo to the old guns. They in fact have more guns to fix up for the next challenge" Chris informs, "Now teams, back to your ships!"
As the teams complied, Chris continues on his megaphone, "Alright teams, as this will be the last challenge before merge, I would like to inform all of you that we no longer require three ships for the remainder of the game. So for the latter part of today's challenge, you are to "dispose of" the other two ships. First team to have their ship sink faces elimination on last time as a team! Now I would hurry up and get your guns up and running again. Chef provided the ammunition for each team, so best of luck, and try not to die… okay? Be a little considerate of me not liking paperwork…" Chris then turns to the camera, "Who will make it to merge? Who won't make it to merge? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"
Teams:
Screaming Admirals: Duncan, Gwen, DJ
Killer Captains: Heather, Cody, Sierra, Bridgette, Courtney
Rabid Skippers: Tyler, Lindsay, Alejandro
Peanut Gallery: Owen, Beth, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold, Noah, Trent, Geoff, Leshawna, Justin, Sadie, Katie, Izzy
A/N: Though I envisioned this from the start, I'll give credit and kudos to Jster for suggesting it at the beginning for a ship battle merge.