Chris "And we're back, we join our shipmates after they dove into the Mediterranean depths to salvage up some dreadnought ship weapons. After managing to bring up some turrets aboard their own ships, our contestants now have to sink each other's ship as the final challenge before the big merge. Who will walk the plank on someone else's ship first? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"
**Killer Captains**
"So when do we start firing at each other?" Heather inquired her host.
"As soon as your guns are ready, proceed to sink...NOW!" Chris answered as the team immediately scrambles to prepare for battle.
"Hurry team, let's prepare these turrets quickly!" Cody rallied his teammates as they tried to get their weapons up and running.
The team quickly obeys and proceeds to dry off the wet armaments. As Cody dried up his turret, Courtney approaches him.
"Okay pipsqueak, now that teams are merging, I expect you to continue your atonement to me and help me vote off Heather, Duncan, and Gwen!" The CIT ordered.
"Courtney, Heather wanted the same thing from me, and I definitely won't vote off Gwen!" the geek responded defiantly.
"I thought you had remorse for what you did to me!" Courtney reminded.
"I do… but…"
"Then be a good little boy, and do what you are told" The smug CIT said, stomping off.
**Screaming Admirals**
"Come on guys, we got to hurry and get these cannons set up" DJ informed them, "Duncan, why aren't you more avid for this, buddy?"
"Hm? Oh, yeah, no problem DJ" Duncan halfheartedly complied.
C.C.
Duncan "After learning that only one of our ships will be used from now on, the captain's is looking rather appealing"
The three prepare their long vacant turrets for naval warfare.
**Rabid Skippers**
The three Skippers have been preparing their turrets as well. Alejandro was the first to fully ready his turret and proceeds to push it in the direction of the enemy ships.
"Fire in the hole!" The Latin Arch Enemy shouts as he fires the turret at the Killer Captain ship.
**Killer Captains**
The ship narrowly avoids the oncoming projectile as it crashed into the waters creating a massive splash.
"Hurry up! The Skippers already have a working gun!" Heather barked.
"Ready!" Cody announced after fully preparing his cannon.
"Give me that" Courtney sneered as she pulls the turret away from him.
"Okay then" he complied with a smile, "I'll direct the ship so we get his less"
C.C.
Courtney "The twerp takes direction better than Duncan, that's for sure"
Courtney wastes no time directing the first team turret towards the Admiral ship. The CIT then fires at her ex and former friend.
**Screaming Admirals**
"Being shot at, story of my life" Duncan responded after narrowly avoiding Courtney's blast.
"Don't worry, Duncan. Our first cannon is ready now" DJ said, "How's yours going, Gwen?
"Almost there!" the goth responds.
Suddenly the ship rumbles upon impact from the second shot blasted at them by Courtney. Duncan nervously looks back at the CIT from across the sea to see her cruel smile while she prepares for a third.
C.C.
Duncan "Not sure how to get around that psychopath this time around…"
The delinquent walks up to Gwen, "Gwen, I think we may have to do something harsh"
**Rabid Skippers**
"Our second turret is ready, Alejandro!" Tyler informed the team captain. The athlete then wheeled it next to the other finished one and loads it, "Our target?"
"Focus on the Captain ship!" Alejandro ordered. The two men of the Skippers fire both turrets at the Killer Captains.
**Killer Captains**
"WATCH OUT!" Bridgette hollered as the ship gets hit by one of the Skipper guns.
"Cody, navigate better!" Courtney barked at the steering geek.
"It was hard enough to avoid one of them!" Cody defended.
"Cannon number two is ready!" Sierra announced. The stalker pushed the turret towards the Skipper ship.
"FIRE!" Cody commanded.
"Aye aye!" The fangirl fires her first shot towards the Skippers and smashes into their side.
**Rabid Skippers**
"Woah, bro we got hit!" Tyler nervously told the leader.
"Orders, Captain Al Capone?" Lindsay asked.
"Grrr…" The Latin mastermind growled at the dumb blond before recollecting himself, "Alright, Tyler, I want you to steer the ship for us. Just keep the Captain ship between us and the Admirals!"
"Got it dude!" Tyler complied.
**Screaming Admirals**
DJ continues to fire the one working turret at the Killer Captains.
"Come on guys, is our second turret ready yet?" The Jamaican giant asked his team.
"A-almost" Gwen nervously answered back.
"Okay, I'll keep them busy!" DJ responded while firing another shot.
**Killer Captains**
"There, another turret ready for our team!" Heather proudly exclaims. She pushes hers next to Sierra, and helps her fire at the Skippers.
Courtney continues to enjoy herself, firing at the Admiral ship at the other side.
Cody tries to sail the ship from being between the other two, "Just remember team, do it for the Jacuzzi!"
"I am not settling for a pool table!" The queen bee said while firing at the Skippers.
**Rabid Skippers**
"Boy, does she have curves" Alejandro said while firing back.
"Third cannon is done!" Lindsay happily announced. She pushes the armament next to Alejandro's two turrets and joins in on firing.
**Killer Captains**
The team's ship trembles upon the impact of the three shots.
"Oof, I think those hit ours pretty hard…" Cody said nervously. The geek turns perpendicularly to the Skipper ship to avoid more damage.
"Turret number four is ready!" Bridgette exclaimed as she brings it next to Courtney and hers to help take out the Admirals.
"No mercy!" The CIT maniacally barraged the Admirals with gunfire.
**Screaming Admirals**
The Admiral ship continues to sustain more and more abuse from the Captain's turrets.
"Come on guys, I need help!" DJ pleaded to his team. He turned to see Duncan and Gwen continue to get their turrets working, "Everyone finished theirs already, guys! Please hurry!"
"Stupid turrets!" Gwen shouted to DJ, "Almost finished, though"
**Rabid Skippers**
"Damn that twerp is clever," Alejandro muttered when Cody turned the ship perpendicular to the Latin's. "Tyler, move the ship closer to theirs!"
"Aye aye, bro!" Tyler said while navigating the Skipper ship.
**Killer Captains**
The Skippers are approaching us, orders captain?" Bridgette hollered to Cody.
"Don't worry about our fifth cannon, just focus on the enemy ships! The Admirals haven't been doing much, so I'll just focus on eluding the Skipper ship!"
**Screaming Admirals**
"Please, guys!" DJ begged once more, "I need help!"
Finally Duncan and Gwen walk up to him.
"Guys?" The Jamaican asked.
"Sorry, DJ" Gwen expressed regret to her friend.
"What's going on?"
Duncan sighed, "We're throwing the challenge, dude"
"What?" DJ could only respond with disbelief.
As if on cue, Courtney blasted the ship one more time, and the Admiral vessel just could not take it anymore. The ship began to submerge into the Mediterranean.
**Rabid Skippers**
Alejandro watched the Admirals ship sink and turns to his crew, "New orders, team! Abandon ship!"
"But we'd lose!" Tyler protested.
"You mean, we avoid elimination and get a tiki bar" The Latin mastermind corrected.
"Well when you put it that way… EXTREME!" The jock jumps off the Skipper ship, followed by Alejandro and Lindsay. Soon after, the Captain ship turned and eventually sank the Skipper ship as well.
**Killer Captains**
"Winners, the Killer Captains!" Chris announced, "Well, I suppose your reward this time is a handful of Skipper and Admiral stowaways for the remainder of the game"
"That is our prize this time?" Heather angrily asked.
"Hey, told ya, random rewards" The host answered, "Everyone, get settled into your new cabins inside the Captain's ship, and as for the Admirals, one last time as a team… see you three at the Sardine Ceremony tonight!"
As everyone was being carried by Chef's submarine onto the Captain's ship, Bridgette takes the opportunity to talk to Cody.
"Umm... Cody?" The surfer girl shyly asked.
"What is it, Bridge?" Cody asked friendlily.
"Umm... even that we're merging, we are still teammates you and I, right?"
"Of course" Cody gave her his gap toothed grin, "Rest assured, you are far from the top of my list on who I want voted off"
"Thanks, Cody" Bridgette said, trying to hold back her blush.
**Later**
After the challenge, Heather decides to relax in the Jacuzzi, only to find the punk and the goth enjoying it already.
"Pretty sweet crib you gals have here" Duncan said in a mocking tone.
"Ugh, get out of OUR hot tub!" The queen bee ordered.
"Our? Teams are dissolving, Heather. It's open game for us now" The punk rebutted.
C.C.
Heather "Great, we won the challenge and now we have all these jerks invading our ship"
Meanwhile, Cody, Tyler and Lindsay are enjoying the drinks at the tiki bar.
"Pretty nifty here, bro" Tyler told the geek.
"Yep, winning all this made this season worth it already" Cody grinned back.
Suddenly DJ walks up to the group, "Hey Cody, can I talk to you, buddy?"
"Umm… sure DJ, what's up?" The geek asked skeptically.
"In private"
"Okay…"
The two secretly walk into the engine room so no one would listen in.
"What did you want to talk about?" Cody finally asked.
"Duncan and Gwen" DJ responded.
The geek frowned over such a touchy subject, "What about them?"
"It's just that, they really changed and I've noticed them do so since Beth warned me about back in Easter Island"
"I… uh… kinda noticed that stuff myself…"
"Cody, they threw the challenge so they wouldn't be in a lousy ship. Now I am getting voted out for it"
"I'm sorry, DJ. I wish I could do something. But at least you are parting on better terms than Harold and Leshawna did" Cody tried to comfort.
"But was it worth it?" DJ disputed.
"What?"
"I seen the two execute every elimination the Admirals had. They kicked Beth for being too weak despite Geoff being the one who cost them the Naica Mine challenge. They tossed out Eva for aggravating the wolves in the Yukon. They kicked Harold out for disputing what they did to you back in Newfoundland. They threw out Geoff instead of trying to help him cope with losing Bridgette. They kicked Leshawna out for defending her boyfriend from Gwen's ridicule. Since the season began, I did not want make any enemies so I refused to ever vote anyone off. However, I still noticed each and every harsh act Duncan and Gwen did, but I never said anything because I was afraid of losing them as friends…"
"…I see…" Cody was practically speechless for hearing all this turmoil among the Screaming Admirals.
"Cody, you are Gwen's closest friend, she will listen to your advice. Don't make my mistake! You have to tell her that Duncan is corrupting her before its too late"
"But I am afraid of losing her as a friend, too" Cody argued.
"I know you don't want to lose her as a friend, I didn't either. But I waited too long and now I am getting voted off with nothing but regret. Even if she hates you for it, you have to show her the tough love I never could"
"I… okay… I will DJ" Cody finally gave in.
**Sardine Ceremony**
"Gwen"
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"Duncan!" Chris throws Duncan the final can of sardines, "Sorry DJ, it's your time"
"I know…" DJ sighed and received his life jacket.
"Goodbye, DJ" Gwen sadly waved goodbye.
"Later, bro" Duncan added.
The Jamaican giant only frowned before walking onto and jumping off of the "Plank of Shame"
"Not the type of elimination I'm proud of" Chris confesses.
Gwen and Duncan proceeded to walk away but halt as Alejandro softly claps his hands.
"Well done, you two" He praised, "Normally I only toot my own horn when it comes to evil deeds but booting DJ after he did the work, kudos"
"Shut up, Al" Gwen angrily sneered.
"Our hands were tied, nothing more" Duncan scoffed and the two walked away.
Meanwhile, Cody talks to Tyler once again.
"So where are all of you guys rooming?" The geek asked.
"Me and Lindsay are sharing Katie's old room. Alejandro took Zeke's, and Duncan and Gwen took Trent's.
C.C.
Alejandro "Zeke's room had WAY TOO MANY BOOGERS on his wall!"
Duncan "Making out with Gwen in Trent's old room? I'm not one to add insult to injury… oh wait… yes I am…"
Chris turns to the camera "And so concludes the three teams. Now that they merged, how things play out from here on in? Find out here on… Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"
Teams:
Competitors: Duncan, Gwen, Heather, Cody, Sierra, Bridgette, Courtney, Tyler, Lindsay, Alejandro
Peanut Gallery: Owen, Beth, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold, Noah, Trent, Geoff, Leshawna, Justin, Sadie, Katie, Izzy, DJ
Votes:
Duncan – DJ
Gwen – DJ
DJ – Didn't vote
Eliminated:
DJ – Voted out