Chris "And we're back, we join our knights as they forged their suits of armor and our maidens as they sewn their dresses. Now the knights must joust to earn their right to climb the castle keep and up to tower to share a warm kiss with their princess. Who will win, who will fail, and who will endorse my toy deal this time? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"

The knights get settled onto their steeds. Alejandro and Tyler face off on one side of the jousting arena. Duncan and Cody face off on the other. The princesses watch nervously, rooting for Cody, except for Lindsay who cheered Tyler on.

Chris, still in his king outfit, watches on his throne, drinking from his goblet and watching the show from above, "Knights, begin!"

The four knights usher their horses to charge at their foe.

**Tyler and Alejandro**

Tyler nervously points his lance at the Latin Arch Enemy. However, Alejandro only drops his and jumps off his steed.

"Winner, Tyler!" Chris announced as Lindsay happily cheers.

"Why'd you do that, bro?" The jock asked the Latin Mastermind.

"I fear no damsel is waiting for me in distress, so I can only step out and root for you and Lindsay" Alejandro informed.

"Thanks, bro!" Tyler said graciously.

"Thank you Antonio!" Lindsay hollered from her tower.

C.C.

Alejandro "Since everyone universally hates Duncan now, I need to keep off the radar, while in the meantime, continue to score points with Tyler and Lindsay! But I am SICK of her getting my NAME wrong!"

Gwen "I know I didn't want Cody just because he was on the rebound. He has matured so much since we parted in Australia. I just think… we are both ready for each other now"

**Cody and Duncan**

"Come on Cody!" Gwen rooted from her tower.

"Kick his ass!" The CIT shouted louder to the goth's dismay.

"Well don't you have your scrawny little hands in one too many soups" Duncan taunted the white knight after hearing the support from the black and violet princesses.

"Gwen is only acting this way because you broke her!" Cody shot back, "You alienated her from everyone and left her in this desperate state!"

"Enough whining, are we gonna do this, dorkus?" the delinquent rebuts as he readies his lance.

The geek does the same as they both usher their steeds to charge at each other. The white and black knights clashed their lances against each other, but both remain seated on their stallions. They then retreat back to each of their stations to prepare for round two.

"Come on Cody, don't lose!" Bridgette nervously shouts from her tower.

"Time for an upgrade, so sayeth the King!" Chris ordered as the two receive flails to wield in the second round. Duncan sadistically grins at the geek.

"Begineth!" King Chris orders.

The two usher their mounts for the second round. Cody nervously swings his flail around while Duncan does it with no problem. As the two steeds collided once more, Duncan swings his flail into Cody, and the geek is nearly thrown off his horse. Fortunately, the geek was able to latch on without hitting the ground.

"Come on Cody! I know you're the one!" Gwen cheered for the recovering geek.

Cody nervously looked up at her and then regains his focus. He hops back onto the saddle and retreats to his camp.

"Upgrade weapons…eth!" Chris commanded as the two are given steel swords.

"I hope my armor holds…" Cody nervously states as he inspects his white chainmail.

"Here it comes, twerp!" Duncan taunts as he readies his sword.

"BEGINETH!" the king ordered.

The mounts dashed at each other for a third round. Cody prepares for Duncan's swing as the horses clash. The delinquent swings his blade at the geek. Cody, however, parries it with his gauntlet before swinging his sword at the punk, hitting exactly what he was aiming for. The horses retired to their camps.

"What were you aiming for, twerp?" Duncan mockingly asked.

He then notices everyone chuckling at him.

"What?" the delinquent notices green hair falling from his face. The black knight then feels around his scalp to notice his Mohawk was amiss, "YOU LITTLE $%&^!"

The geek only grinned at him.

"Upgrade weapons!" The king ordered as Chef hands them both pikes for the next round, "ROUND FOUR! BEGINETH!"

Now furious, Duncan orders his horse to go to maximum velocity towards the geek's. Cody calmly readies his pike for the oncoming assailant. The Black Knight's eyes fire up as he charges his pike towards the White Knight. Cody ducked and avoided the pointed end and raises his upwards. Duncan's recklessness made him neglect Cody's pike and it knocks him off of his high horse once and for all.

"Winnereth! Sir Cody!" King Chris announces as Gwen, Courtney, and Bridgette cheer while Heather subtly smiled.

"Oh the mighty have fallen" Alejandro taunts the defeated delinquent.

"Shut up!" Duncan angrily barks at the Latin mastermind.

**Later**

King Chris meets Tyler and Cody in front of Nyborg Castle.

"Alright champions, for the third part of today's challenge, you must scale the castle up to the princess of your choice's tower for the kiss of invincibility!"

"I'll be right up there Lindsay!" Tyler shouts to his girlfriend.

"Hurry up here, Cody!" Gwen happily ushered her geeky crush.

"Just watch out for that evil witch lurking within the castle keep" The king warned, "Begineth!"

Tyler dashes inside the castle while Cody nervously paces himself so he had more time to think.

"IT'S TYLER TIME!" The jock eagerly rushes up the castle steps but stops as he notices barrels roll towards him from the staircase. He tries to flee, but the barrels tumble down onto him. Cody then passes him while continually pacing himself and managing to elude the oncoming containers. The geek reached the top of the staircase to see Heather waiting for him while angrily folding her arms.

"Cody, you are in way too deep with the other girls, I expect you to throw this challenge right here and now!" the witch in red ordered.

"But then I'd lose invincibility from Alejandro and Duncan" Cody protested.

"Well who are you going for then? Gwen and Courtney have been treating you like crap this entire time and you are gonna kiss one of them?"

"I… I don't know…" The geek said as the jock passes the two.

"Just remain neutral and let the jock win with Princess Empty Head!"

"I…"

"Hurry, Cody!" Gwen beckoned for the geek from her tower.

"…I'm sorry!" Cody then ran past the queen bee still clinging impulsively to the idea of being with the goth.

"Cody, wait!" Heather tried to stop him.

**Later**

Tyler was the first to reach the roof of the castle's lower level. The silver knight looked up to Lindsay's tower and happily proceeds to scale the castle spire.

"Here I come, Linds!" The jock happily announces to the pink princess as he climbs.

Cody runs out to the rooftop as well, looking up at the four tours that held each girl.

"Come on Cody, I know my choice is right this time!" The black princess cheered for the geek.

Cody looked up at her with a smile and runs towards her tower. After seeing this, Courtney intervened by doing a voice check, diverting the white knight's attention to the violet princess.

She then sang, "My prince will be young and handsooooome. My prince will have humbleness and claaaaass. My prince will unleash his paaaaaaaassion. My prince will then kick Duncan's aaaaaass!" She sang her beautiful tune with altered lyrics as fitting towards Cody.

"Don't listen to that siren!" Gwen tried to regain the geek's attention from the soothing voice of the CIT.

"When we kiiiiiss, my prince will be yoooooooooooooooooooooou" She finished while blowing a kiss to Cody.

Hearing to the siren song, Cody blushed beat red.

"Ignore her, Cody!" Gwen pleaded, "She is pure evil!"

Bridgette had no idea what to say. Cody didn't even know she thought of him romantically and now Gwen and Courtney are tugging on his heartstrings left and right.

Meanwhile, Tyler is already halfway up Lindsay's tower. She happily cheers him on.

Snapping out of his trance, the geek focuses on the issue at hand on who's tower to climb. He looked at Gwen who desperately beseeched him to climb up her tower. He then turned to the CIT who sweetly gestures him to climb up hers. Cody, still too uneasy about hurting either, continues to ponder his decision before he notices Heather walking up to him.

"Umm… Heather?" The geek questioned what she was doing.

"…" Heather just looked down at him. Without warning, she grabbed his head with both hands and pressed his lips against hers. Everyone froze with awe as the queen bee forces down her mouth against Cody's. Her soft, moist, lips continue to lock the frozen geek in place until she finally releases her hold, still leaving a trail of saliva connecting the two.

"H…Hea…Heather?" Cody was utterly speechless.

"Winners, Heather and Cody!" King Chris walked to the two.

"WHAT?" Courtney disputed furiously.

"But she's not even a princess!" Gwen angrily added.

"Never said the title was required. Besides, I'm the King!" The host reminded.

"You mean the witch wins?" Courtney was flabbergasted.

"Guess this makes it a "Grimm" fairytale!"

Cody, still taking in what had just happened, stared blankly at the impulsive move made by the queen bee.

"D...don't get any weird ideas, nerdface! I just wanted immunity!" A blushing Heather stubbornly tells him before tossing her witch hat and stomping off in her red gown.

Tyler just looked depressed after nearly climbing Lindsay's tower.

"It's not too late, Tyler" The dumb blond sweetly tells the runner up.

Tyler smiles back up to her and finishes climbing. There, the silver knight holds the princess in pink in the air and kisses her with athletic passion.

Cody just fell on his rear, still unable to comprehend what just occurred with him and Heather.

Chris approached him and snapped his fingers in front of the geek, "Wake up Prince Charming, we are going to the Sardine Ceremony!"

"Umm… okay…" The geek got up and walked with his highness.

**Duncan and Alejandro**

Alejandro couldn't help but grit his teeth after what he saw Heather just do with the nerdling, but Duncan pulled him out of his trance.

"Dude, how are we gonna dodge our elimination this time?" The delinquent asked.

"Dude? I'm afraid you are on your own this time, mi amigo" Alejandro smugly stated before walking off.

C.C.

Tyler"This time, Duncan better walk for real!

Courtney "Good bye, Gwenny!"

Bridgette "Gwen better get eliminated before she hurts Cody anymore than she already has!"

Duncan "I'm sure everyone hates Alejandro more than me, I'll be fine!"

**Sardine Ceremony**

"Welcome Princes and Princesses… and Witch" Chris introduced while Heather scowled at her liege. "Now who will face the gallows, or in this case, the "Plank of Shame?" Since Cody and Heather are today's couple, they win immunity for this evening!"

Cody received his sardine can while curiously looking at the queen bee. Heather stubbornly looked the other direction from him after getting her can.

"The next people who are safe are…"

"Bridgette!"

"Tyler!"

"Lindsay!"

"Courtney!"

"Gwen!"

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"Just one more can of sardines left…" Chris says as Alejandro and Duncan look nervously at each other.

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"Duncan!" Chris informs as the delinquent happily gets up.

"Alright! See ya later, Al!" the delinquent taunts.

"See ya later indeed," Chris adds, "Because Duncan is the one NOT receiving the final can of sardines!"

"WHAT?" The punk angrily shouts as Alejandro grins at him. Duncan then turns to the rest of the group, "Come on! I mean, I may not be the most popular guy right now, but you'd think you'd go for Al first!"

Gwen and Courtney both get up and walk towards him. Sharing a glance, they both shove the recently de-mohawked delinquent off the ship.

"Laaaaaaaaaaame!" Duncan screamed as he plummets into the sea. He then realized and shouted, "What about my Liiiiiife Jaaaaacket?"

As the ship sails away, everyone retires to their respective cabins, except for three girls who were going for a different cabin.

**Heather**

After putting away her dress, the queen bee kicks back and rests on her bed. She turned her head to see Cody Jr smiling back at her.

"I hate you..." Heather said while blushing in the opposite direction.

**Cody**

"I… kissed… Heather…" Cody said, still comprehending the thought.

Suddenly without knocking, Bridgette barged into the room.

"Bridgette?" Cody asked, curious on how out of breathe she was.

"Cody *pants* I am *pants* tired of waiting *pants* to tell you this…" the surfer girls informed, while short on breath.

"What is it?"

"I LOVE you!" the surfer girl finally blurts out.

"Bridgette… you… you do?" Cody was at a loss of words like always today.

The surfer girl smiles at his timid response and works with it. She then sat next to him and kindly says, "You don't have to say anything"

Bridgette wraps her arm around the boy and pulls him in for a soft kiss of her own.

"DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY BOYFRIEND!" Gwen shouts as she is the second to reach the geek's cabin.

"What, after dating and dumping two other boys you think you deserve him?" the surfer girl yells back.

"That's none of you business! He liked me!" the goth angrily rebuts.

Cody has never been as speechless as he was now. As if on cue, Courtney steps in.

"Come on Cody, let's bail on these two psychos" the CIT sweetly, yet smugly proposes to the geek as she pulls him off his bed.

"Cody! Sit back down!" Gwen commanded as she eyeballs the CIT, "I don't care if you're still mad about Duncan, leave Cody out of this!"

"This has nothing to do with that," Courtney, keeping her smug tone, says, "I just am touched by all the kindness Cody has shown me despite our past quarrels and I feel that he should be my boyfriend now!"

"Oh please!" Bridgette cut in, "Both of you have been treating him like crap up until now! He and I are kindred spirits! I deserve him far more than either of you two do!"

"Watch it, surfer girl!" Courtney threatened, "I am more than strong enough to topple your vegan butt!"

As the girls bickered, Cody nervously sneaks away to regain his composure.

C.C.

Cody "…W…what just happened?" the geek looks completely dumbfounded at the confession camera.

Alejandro "Duncan's elimination was a little sooner than I had hoped for. No matter, I still have my alliance with Tyler and his girlfriend. Well Cody, you still have one more obstacle to overcome, and that's me! And beating me will be much harder than the reckless Geoff and Duncan… I will not only defeat you, I will HUMILIATE you in front of your ENTIRE harem! Because if we learned anything from today's fairytale, it's that some stories don't have a happy ending…"

**Chris and Chef**

The two ride in their chopper together.

"Hehe, didn't see that coming did ya, Cody?" Chris said with a grin. The host then turned to Chef, "You know, after having this episode, I feel I may have been a little rash back in Romania"

"What do you mean by that?" Chef asked curiously.

"Since it was a bit unfair over her elimination, let's bring back that other bachelorina!"

"You mean…"

"Yep!" Chris then turns to the camera, "How much more drama can we milk out with these new turn of events? Will our gap toothed geek make it out alive? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"

Teams:

Competitors: Gwen, Heather, Cody, Bridgette, Courtney, Tyler, Lindsay, Alejandro

Peanut Gallery: Owen, Beth, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold, Noah, Trent, Geoff, Leshawna, Justin, Sadie, Katie, Izzy, DJ, Sierra, Duncan

Votes:

Cody – Duncan

Duncan – Alejandro

Tyler – Duncan

Gwen – Duncan

Courtney – Gwen

Lindsay – Duncan

Bridgette – Gwen

Heather – Courtney

Alejandro – Duncan

Eliminated:

Duncan – Voted out

A/N: P.S. I hate when my reviews guess right… -_-