Disclaimer: If I owned KND, do you honestly think it would be in the state it is now? -strikes dramatic pose- I'M JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD PERSON -obviously fake sobs-

He grabbed her by the wrist as she went by.

"Hey Fanny, have you seen-"

"Get OFF me yeh stupid boy!" Fanny cried. "Numbah 362 says I need…..to….." Her words trailed off as she looked above her. Her eyes widened in surprise. Patton looked up too. There on the top of the doorway was a sprig of mistletoe.

Patton looked down at her and smiled. "Oh no," she said. "No way." He started to come at her. "YEH BETTER NOT KISS ME IF YAH KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YA!" she screeched, but he ignored her, pulled her close, and kissed her.

It took her a moment of shock, a moment of surprise, a moment of happiness, and a moment of anger before she could push him away. "DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!" she screamed. But inside she was secretly pleased. Her first kiss with a boy from THIS century…..