A/N: To clear up a misconception, Bridgette did not successfully kiss Cody at the end of the last chapter. She was about to, but Gwen interrupted her. Sorry for confusing you all.

Chris "Last time on Total Drama Luxury Tour… Denmark… Here we had ourselves another fairy tale themed challenge. Princes and Princesses competed to share a sweet embrace of the lips. Instead we get a geeky knight and a heartless witch smooching. Everyone's combined disdain towards Duncan has finally caught up with him as he was the one getting voted off. Now Cody finds himself in the mindsets of four gals. Will he make it out alive? Will we add fuel to the fire? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"

*cues theme music*

**Cody**

"Cody? Where are you?" the geek hears the calls of his sudden requited fangirls. The geek, unable to take all this drama, hides inside the engine room of the ship. He hoped no one would find him so he could finally think in his predicament. Suddenly, someone steps into the engine room he sought refuge in.

"There you are!" It revealed to be none other than Heather. Cody sighed in relief that the current rational girl was the one who discovered where he had been hiding.

"Hey, Heather" the geek greeted nervously.

"Cody, I demand you break this off with those psychos immediately!" the queen bee ordered.

"I… don't… I don't know how…" the geek, in a panic, stuttered.

"Well you better stop playing in the garden in the meantime!"

"You think I LIKE this?" Cody angrily yelled at Heather, who then became shocked, "No matter what I do, three people are going to hate me in the end! What the hell am I supposed to do?"

"I... well... just bear with it a little longer, I'll think of something" Heather assured as she proceeded to leave him.

Once she exited the engine room, she sees Alejandro smirking at her.

"What do you want?" the queen bee inquired.

"I'm just curious on how long you are going to pretend on not liking the nerdling" the Latin Arch Enemy informed.

"I do not like the twerp, I am only using him!" Heather said, standing her ground.

"Oh yes, because you only like winners" Alejandro responded with a grin.

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"Well, it seems that a milestone is required for Cody to woo his followers. Said milestone is that he must beat the ex first during the competition. He had to defeat Geoff in the Caribbean to earn Bridgette's affection. He had to win against Duncan in Romania to win over Courtney and Gwen. But he never beat your ex-lover… muah" Alejandro elaborated.

"We were never lovers…" Heather scoffed.

"I beg to differ! Deep down, there was a connection and you know it, but I digress. Perhaps he should earn your affections by trying to best me!" Alejandro proposed.

"Like I said, I am just using him!"

"Then you should have no problem with me challenging him then" The Latin Archenemy pointed out.

Heather only got frustrated and began walking away.

"Riddle me this, Heather" Alejandro inquired once more as she was leaving, "Did you honestly fear for your elimination in Denmark when everyone clearly disdained Duncan?"

"I… I don't need to explain myself to you!" the queen bee continued to leave.

"When this next challenge is over… for your sake, I hope you don't have a crush on him…" The Latin threatened as Heather paused but then hesitantly left the scene. After she did leave, Alejandro grinned back at the Engine Room door and then shouts, "CODY'S IN THE ENGINE ROOM!"

"You ASS!" Cody angrily shouts back at him as he runs out of the room to find a different hiding spot.

Later, the ship reaches its stop in a massive snowstorm above the frozen tundra that was its next destination. Chris and Chef were in their winter coats to greet them.

"Welcome shipmates, to Siberia!" the host greeted.

"I'm just glad we still have our winter coats from the Yukon" Tyler said in relief as everyone sheltered themselves from the blizzard in their jackets.

"Indeed so, you'll need them" Chris added. The ship begins to sail off to everyone's surprise.

"Our ship!" Lindsay shouted in concern.

"Where is it going?" Cody asked the sadistic host.

"It will wait for you on the southern coast of Russia! For today's challenge, you will all have to race on foot across the Siberian snows with no map, compass, or anything except your own wits and intuition" Chris informed.

"How can we walk across an uninhabitable part of the country without food or sense of direction?" Heather asked angrily.

Chris shrugs with a big grin.

Cody only sighed until Gwen walked up to him, "Cody, if you wanted to huddle for warmth this time…"

Being the opportunist, Courtney grabs the geek and firmly embraced him to the goth's dismay.

"T…Too tight!" Cody yelped for the CIT's strength was a bit much for his ease.

"He doesn't seem comfortable to me…" Bridgette angrily interjected as she tries to pull the geek out of Courtney's arms and the two play tug of war with him.

"Help me…" the helpless geek whimpered to the host.

"I won't, but I know someone who will…" The host happily responded.

"Who?"

They all look up to see a chopper hovering over them.

Chris continued, "I decided I was a tad too extreme when allowing her unfair elimination to take place…"

"You don't mean…" Gwen nervously said.

"CCCCOOOOOOOODDDYYYY!" None other than the number one Total Drama fangirl drops from the chopper and lands into a snow bank.

"Sierra?" Cody asked in concern.

"Cody!" The stalker recovered from the fall, quickly snatches him from the clutches of Bridgette and Courtney, and then nuzzles up against the geek. "Oh Codykins, you must have been so frightened by the scary mean ladies! And shame on you, Heather, for defiling my Cody Muffin's lips!"

"Excuse me?" the queen bee angrily took exception to the word "defile."

Sierra pulls a big stick out of nowhere and swings it at the other girls, "BACK! BACK! STAY BACK, HOME WRECKERS!" The other girls nervously back away.

C.C.

Gwen "Great, the guard dog is back…"

Cody "Why me?"

Sierra "You sit out for ONE episode, and all of a sudden every girl dog piles your man! Well I'm not giving him up without a fight! HUAAAAH!" The fangirl punches out the camera again.

The fangirl then continues to cuddle with her geeky stalkie, "Oh Bunny face, I watched what you have been saying in the confessionals last episode… it means so much to me!"

"Hehe… you… uh… did?" Cody nervously asked.

The host walks up to Sierra, "Sorry about the whole "eliminating you when the votes were clearly rigged" thing…"

"Just give me what's mine!" Sierra angrily responded as the host hands her, the coveted "Sir Cody," action figure. The fangirl squealed as she nuzzles against the toy.

"I will meet you all on the other side! Assuming you all make it there!" Chris said as he and Chef hopped onto the chopper.

Everyone looks nervously at the snowstorm as it blocks all visibility on where they will need to be going.

"Let's go, Cody!" Sierra happily says while carrying him over her shoulders.

"I think he'd prefer someone who doesn't have Stockholm syndrome…" Gwen angrily points out.

That crack took things one step too far, as Sierra silently sets Cody down and turns to the goth, "What did you say?"

"You heard me…"

"I liked Cody BEFORE it became a trend!" Sierra defended.

"You are mistaking liking to obsessing…" Bridgette intervened.

"Do we want this to get physical? Cuz I am MORE than willing to!" The fangirl threatened while cracking her knuckles.

"Cody, want to bail from these losers?" The CIT offered as she looked in his direction, only to find out that he's missing, "Cody?"

**Cody**

"This *pant* is *pant* Sierra *pant* times FOUR!" The geek yells to himself as he makes off for dear life from his fangirls in the blizzard storm.

C.C.

Cody "I had to bail before they start killing each other!"

The geek continues to tread the blinding tundra until he sees a figure standing in his way.

"Hello, Cody" the figure was none other than Alejandro, "Aren't you the little Hugh Hefner…"

"Not as fun as it looks…" Cody rebutted.

"Oh, I beg to differ" the Latin Mastermind taunted, "Deep down you love the attention! A scrawny helpless romantic like you finally have your dreams come true in the bulk load. The real issue is that you don't know what to do with it from here!"

"I don't need to hear anything from you, Al!" The geek angrily shot at him.

"You should show me a little more respect, nerdling" Alejandro harshly suggested, "Because it was I who sent all those women your way in the first place!"

"You?"

"I made Tyler expose Duncan and Gwen's affair that broke Courtney in Greece. I was the devil on Heather's shoulder that made you into the angel who brought her to the good guy side back in Hawaii. I brought the worst out of Geoff's lust that lead to him losing Bridgette. Finally, I set up Duncan for the final exploit that pushed Gwen's conscience past her limit" The Latin Mastermind elaborated.

"I'm sure all that was your intention, too…" Cody sarcastically rebutted.

"Fair enough. But deep down, ask yourself this! Do you honestly think you deserve the position you found yourself in?"

Cody only walks past him, shrugging off the words of the Arch Enemy. Alejandro scowled back at the parting geek.

"That was a little harsh, bro" Tyler emerged from the snowstorm towards the leader of his alliance.

Alejandro turned to the jock with a new scheme, "Tyler, I am concerned about your friendship with that nerdling"

"Why, dude?" the jock asked.

"You see how he manages to snag medal after medal in the Total Drama Babe Olympics?" the Latin Arch enemy inquired.

"So?"

"I fear the next medal will be your Lindsay"

"Lindsay?"

"Only a matter of time before the little Casanova adds her to his harem…" Alejandro said with a smug grin.

"Cody wouldn't do that…"

C.C.

Tyler "…would he?"

**Bridgette**

"Cody! Cooooody!" The surfer girl called out in the blinding storm after splitting up from the other girls, "I can't believe I helped scare him off…" she shamefully said.

Suddenly, she hears heavy footsteps from behind. Bridgette nervously looks back to see a familiar face.

"Bruno!"

**Heather and Gwen**

The two begrudgingly coexist as they both walk together through the whiteout.

"Heather, I was wondering…" Gwen nervously asks.

"I'm not into Cody!" She responded on impulse.

"That's… good to know…" the goth responded, feeling some strange déjà vu. She continued, "I was wondering, if you helped me win him over, I'd help you in your alliance"

"Why would I want you in an alliance?" the queen bee inquired.

"Well, seldom it may be, but when we do work together we get really good results. Remember when season three started?"

"Fine, but if I may be so bold, why are you after Cody now of all times?"

Gwen thought about it for a minute, but then said, "Before, I always thought of him as a little brother of mine. Sure he was immature at times, but he was always there for me when I needed him. And, it just seems that he has changed so much since back on the island… Trent nor Duncan never had my back as often as Cody"

Heather subtly rolled her eyes.

C.C.

Heather "She'll be the first one I'll pick off… because… she is… uh… so full of herself! That's why!"

**Courtney and Sierra**

The CIT is wary as the stalker follows her through the tundra.

"Umm… Sierra? Are you going to kill me and leave my corpse in this frozen wasteland first?" Courtney nervously asked.

"Hmm… probably not… I mean you are only flirting with Cody to get under Gwen's skin right?" Sierra casually responded.

"Yeah, of course! I mean... he's a pipsqueak after all" the CIT hesitantly responded.

"Good…" Sierra said, still not letting her out the stalker's sights, "but if I see you tugging on my Cody's heartstrings again…" the fangirl slid her finger across her neck.

The CIT recoiled.

**Cody**

The geek continues to elude his followers and continue forward to trying to complete the challenge. Suddenly, he sees a feminine figure in the distance. Cody gulped, as it begins to reveal itself. It turned out to be none other than Lindsay.

"Hi, Cory!" Lindsay friendlily greeted.

The geek sighed in relief, "Hi Lindsay, why aren't you with Tyler?"

"Him and I got separated in the snow storm" the dumb blond informed.

"Well, we can travel together until we run into him if you want" Cody offered.

"Okay"

The two work together in navigating through the blizzard.

"So Lindsay, I need a woman's opinion. Who do you think I would be compatible with?" the geek casually asked.

"Weren't you always after Gen? I mean, sure she rejected you time after time on national television, but you never gave up on her since"

"Yeah, but it's just… I don't know…"

"Then maybe she's not the one, then"

Cody pondered on the thought and then asked, "How did you know Tyler was the one?"

The dumb-blond smiled, "Tyler and I just clicked, nothing really complicated about it. Maybe that's why we work so well. No drama just me and him being happy together"

"Hmm…" Cody contemplated on how to apply her advice to his own relationships.

Little did the two know, that not far behind them were the jock and the Latin Mastermind who were secretly trailing them. The storm blocked out the two overhearing the conversation, but they did observe as they friendlily chatted.

"You see Tyler, it's only a matter of time" The wicked Latin warned with a cruel smile.

Tyler nervously watches the two with dread.

**Heather and Gwen**

"See anything?" the goth asked.

"Ugh! How are we supposed to know if we're going south, east, or west?" The queen bee responded.

"Crap, here comes the Z-I-T and Stalkerzilla…" Gwen muttered as the other pair approaches them.

"Always a displeasure" Courtney snapped back.

As the two pairs pass each other, Sierra trips Heather into a snow bank, "Oops, my mistake…" the fangirl smugly states.

"What is your problem?" the queen bee angrily asked.

"Oh nothing, other than KISSING MY BOYFRIEND!" Sierra angrily reminded.

"I only did it because the challenge required it!"

"And he is not your boyfriend!" Gwen cut in.

"He's mine!" the CIT added as well while nervously winking at the hostile fangirl.

"You three are total psychopaths!" The queen bee shouts.

"Grrr..."

"Don't snarl at me Sierra!"

"Umm… that wasn't me…" The stalker nervously said as the four notices a pack of Siberian Tigers growling at them.

"RUN!" the four all scream together as the pack of tigers give chase through the snowstorm.

Chris laughs at the camera at the southern port of Russia, "Will they make it out alive? Will Alejandro's plan work? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"

Teams:

Competitors: Gwen, Heather, Cody, Bridgette, Courtney, Tyler, Lindsay, Alejandro, Sierra

Peanut Gallery: Owen, Beth, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold, Noah, Trent, Geoff, Leshawna, Justin, Sadie, Katie, Izzy, DJ, Duncan