The principal called out the academic awards, of which Vegeta got none (what a surprise?). "And now for the bodily fitness medal."

"In the bag." Vegeta smirked as Bulma clung to his arm.

"The bodily fitness medal goes to the person with the best speed, stamina, and physical skill in the school. The medal goes to Mr. Vegeta Ouji." The students cheered as Vegeta stood up and walked to the platform, placing the medal around his head. "Mr. Ouji has demonstrated himself as the most capable and gifted student in our student body all four years of his high school career, both on and off school grounds, which is why we award him the elite physical fitness award."

Vegeta leaned into the mic. "Hear that? Elite. Sounds nice, huh?" Everyone cheered and laughed as Vegeta walked casually off of the stage.

"Wait, wait, wait Vegeta. It seems you've won another award as well. Don't go too far." The Principal laughed. "As you all know, there are always the blooper awards. Silly little titles we all give to one another. And it seems that Vegeta has won two of these awards."

"Oh boy…" Vegeta said standing back up and walking to the platform. "Yeah?"

"Most likely to impregnate a girl on this trip." Vegeta arched his neck back and laughed, one hand on his stomach, the other in his pocket. He took the award and held it high in the air before placing it around his neck. "And you're also part of a combined award… cutest couple goes to…"

Bulma and me…obviously. Vegeta thought. Wait… we weren't together before this trip. But I wasn't with anyone when we voted… so… this must be one of those pick a girl and pick a boy who would look good together. Eh… nothing really too important.

"Vegeta and Melanie!" The principal called out.

Melanie walked onto the stage, smirking at Vegeta the whole way. A sort of seductive fire burned deep in her eyes as her long black hair rested lightly on her shoulders. "Surprise, surprise, huh Vegeta?" She giggled.

"Melanie, don't even think this means anything."

"Oh, of course not. All it means is that people think we make one very hot couple." She looked at him and smiled. "I have to say, I agree." She rubbed her body against his and sighed. "What do you think?"

"Melanie, knock it off." He shoved her off of him and clenched his fists. She immediately pushed back, placing her hands on the side of his face, kissing him forcefully. Vegeta tensed, but closed his eyes. He remembered all the nights they ad spent in each other's arms, hot and sweaty. But then he remembered the day last month when she had broken his heart for the last time. He shoved her away from him and knocked her on her ass. "Get off of me you stupid, cheating whore! I need my band." He walked back to the center of the stage and called up the rest of Orange Vegetation. "If you guys don't mind… and it's okay with Mr. Beils… I'd like to play a song for Melanie."

The principal nodded in approval as the band set up and Vegeta prepared himself. "Alright. How many guys have ever been going with a girl before and you thought that it was the most perfect thing that could ever happen?" A bunch of boys raised their hands and cheered. "Alright, alright… now, how many of you had your heart broken by the girl you thought that about?" Many raised their hands again. "How many of you wouldn't regret any of it?" All of them kept their hands raised and Vegeta started the music.

I'm gonna make you bend and break

Say a prayer but let the good times roll

In case God doesn't show

I want these words to make things right

But it's the wrongs that makes the words come to life

"Who does he think he is?"

If that's the worst you got

Better put your fingers back to the keys

One night and one more time

Thanks for the memories

Even though they weren't so great

"He tastes like you only sweeter"

One night and one more time

Thanks for the memories

Thanks for the memories

"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"

Been looking forward to the future

But my eyesight is going bad

And this crystal ball is always cloudy

Except for when you look into the past

One night stand, one night stand off

One night and one more time

Thanks for the memories

Even though they weren't so great

"He tastes like you only sweeter"

One night and one more time

Thanks for the memories

Thanks for the memories

"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"

They say I only think in the form of crunching numbers

In hotel rooms collecting page six lovers

Get me out of mind and

Get you out of those clothes

I'm a liner away from getting you into the mood…

One night and one more time

Thanks for the memories

Even though they weren't so great

"He tastes like you only sweeter"

One night and one more time

Thanks for the memories

Thanks for the memories

"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"

One night and one more time

Thanks for the memories

Even though they weren't so great

"He tastes like you only sweeter"

One night and one more time

Thanks for the memories

Thanks for the memories

"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"

Vegeta threw the mic down and walked off stage.