RING RING, Percy's phone blared. Percy sat up in bed rubbing his eyes. "What the hell?" he asked sleepily. He picked up his shell phone. "Hello?" He yawned into the speaker. Why was someone calling him at…He looked over at his clock. It was already 9:17 A.M! That was three hours later than he usually woke up at! "

Hello? Hellloooooo?" A high feminine voice impatiently said over the phone.

Percy was immediately awake. "ANNABETH? STOP CALLING ME! YOU KEEP HURTING MY FEELINGS AND-"He was cut off by the person on the line.

"Uhhh…I'm not Annabeth buddy. This is the 1-800-Hot-Singles line. We got a phone call from a 'Grover' saying that you wanted something to brighten up your day…."

Oh, so this was Grover's doings. Well, he probably meant well. "Look", he said."I don't need some singles line to brighten up my day okay? And I don't want to talk on the phone to some girl I don't even know."

"Well that's okay!"The voice chirped. "I'm Lindsay, and now you know me! And we're not going to talk on the phone anyways." Oh good, Percy thought. Then go away! "We're going on a date!" She continued.

"Wh-hat? Uh, no we're not. I never said we were, so NO we're not! I don't even know you!"

Lindsay sighed."Of course you do silly! Remember, my name's Lindsay!" Now it was Percy's time to sigh. What a dumb blonde!

"Listen, "He said. "We. Are. Not. Going. Out. Got it?"

"Ohhhh well too late! I'm already at your house! See you outside!" She hung up. Damn that Grover! What has he gotten me into? His thinking was interrupted by a knocking at the door. He sighed and got off his bed, not bothering to change out of the cupid boxers he was wearing. He walked downstairs and opened the door. And screamed. And screamed some more. And then screamed some more until someone threw a shoe at him.

"What's going on?" He shouted. There were two girls, a large crowd surrounding them, and a confused paperboy standing on his lawn. The girls were screaming at each other and pulling each other's hair. Percy started to laugh. How funny was it that those two stupid girls decided to fight on his lawn? He went back in to the house and returned with a bowl of popcorn .Then he went to the garage and returned wearing a floppy hat, sunscreen on his nose, super sized sunglasses, and carrying a lawn chair. He sat down and started on his popcorn. Percy popped another handful of popcorn in his mouth, and immediately started to choke.

He hacked and he coughed and he burned the house dow- Oops wrong story. Anyways, he hacked and he coughed and finally spat the kernel out. Oh wait, no that was just his loose tooth. So he continued choking until the two girls fighting got off the muddy lawn and ran over to him. "How do we help him?" The blonde one screeched.

"I don't know!" The other blonde yelled back. Wait…Percy got his first good look at the girls. It was Annabeth and Linda! No wait…. Lynn? Lins? Lydia? Well whatever the other girl's name was.

"I know!" The less intelligent blonde shouted.

"…..Yeah I'm sureee YOU do."The blonde beauty said back sarcastically. Oh wait, that one was Annabeth.

Li-whatever stuck her tongue out. "Shut up! Just because you're jealous that Percy's my boyfriend doesn't mean that I don't know what I'm doing!" Percy had stopped choking, but continued after he heard what the-girl-who-no-one-knew-her-name said. The girl flipped Percy over out off his chair and jumped up and down on his back.

I hope you like my story so far! Please rate and review because I feel so lonely…