Sorry I haven't written in forever!!!!!! I had to send my laptop off to get fixed. Anyways, I'm running out of ideas so could you please help me out? And BTW if you like this story you're going to love this one: Percy Jackson Gone Wrong by xXSquigglySpoochxX. It's hilarious! –Annamae970

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting think it's time."

"What the-?" Percy tried to sit up. And fell down .He felt pain in his wrists and ankles. "Ow! What the hell is going on?" He looked down at his ankles. They were tied together. So were his wrists. "Where am I? Where the hell am I? And what is that racket?!!!"

"Oops sorry!! Hehes!! Let me turn the radio down."A voice in the front said cheerfully.

Oh, Percy thought. That was that awful noise. "Who are you? And where am I? Who am I? Oh wait I'm Percy. Never mind. But what is going on!!!!!?"

He sat up again and knocked his head on a ceiling. He looked up. He was…….In the back of a car? He looked towards the front and saw…..Elvis? And McDonalds' food? No fair! He wanted some too!! And there was a blonde girl too. Annabeth? But she was supposed to get married today……. Oh wait, that was ….Lindsay!! That's her name. From the Hot Singles Line.

"Oh Percy you silly boy! Remember me Lindsay? We've been dating for six months! And we just got married in my Mini Cooper!"

"But you were asleep." Elvis said.

Wh-hat? What was she talking about? Percy had never seen that girl in his entire life, except outside his house. He stared at her. She winked. He turned away.

"So why am I tied up?" Percy asked.

". Well, just in case you woke up and weren't cooperating. And no they're not coming off until we get back home. Then we're going on a honeymoon!" Lindsay exclaimed.

Percy panicked. Married! He didn't even know this girl! What was she doing? And why was Elvis still with them anyways? Wasn't he supposed to be illegally marrying other people? So Percy did the only thing he could. He cried. And bawled. And sobbed .And wept. And sniffled. For 2 ½ hours. He looked up towards the front. Lindsay's hands were tightly gripping the steering wheel, looking as if she had lost all patience. He smiled. It was working. He flopped over the seat and grabbed a very expensive looking jacket between his teeth. He looked over at Elvis. He was reading Breaking Dawn and smiling dreamily to himself. He shifted his glance to Lindsay. She was still gripping the wheel, her veins looking like they were about to pop out.

He smiled again. And blew his nose loudly all over the jacket. Then he spit on it. And tore the buttons off. Was his plan going to work……? Lindsay finally turned around in her seat. And screamed a long line of curses at him.

"Oops sorry. Was that your jacket? I thought it was an over sized handkerchief. Well, too bad. Terribly sorry." Percy said.

Lindsay slammed on the brakes. She jumped out of the car. And opened Percy's door. She glared at him. He grinned at her. She finally yanked Percy out of the seat and onto the gravel road.