"Ow! Hey, take a chill pill! What was that for?!" Percy exclaimed as he felt millions of sharp edges dig into his back.
"You. Ruined. My. Jacket." Lindsay snarled.
Percy sighed. "Well, yeah, if that's what it took to get me out of the car, it was worth it."
Lindsay stared at him. "Fine. If I allow you some other luxuries will you shut up, and buy me a new jacket?"
Percy thought for a moment, which was very hard for him, with the sun rays on Lindsay's face being almost like light beams, telling him, 'Kisss herrr' 'Dooo itt….'
He stammered, "What? What did you say again?"
Lindsay smiled. It wasn't very pretty. It was like a wolf grinning right before it attacked and tore its prey apart. "Come on", she said, "Get back in the car."
TEN MINUTES LATER
Ah, this was the life. It truly was. Percy had made himself comfortable on the plush car seat. On the back of the chair in front of him was a DVD player with Twilight playing. On his lap was a bowl of popcorn, and on the seat next to him were some junior mints, a box of Kleenex, a needle and thread, some foot spray, toenail clippers, fingernail polish, a miniature poodle named Scabby, a sweatshirt, a t-shirt, a tuxedo, some ballet flats, a desk lamp, a pillow, a crib, and last but not least, The Official Guide to Twilight. He gasped and shoved handfuls of popcorn into his mouth. Edward was on Bella's bed, and was leaning closer to kiss her. Closer, and closer, and…..The TV shut off.
Percy screamed. "WHAT THE HELL?!! THAT WAS THE BEST PART RIGHT THERE! WHY DID YOU TURN IT OFF?!" He went on, until, with a snap of the fingers from Lindsay, Elvis hit him on the head with a baseball bat. The world went black.
FOUR MINUTES, 32 SECONDS LATER
"Percy wake up. Percy. Percy. Percy Jackson. Come on Percy. Hey Percy. PERCY!!!!! WAKE THE HELL UP!"
Percy jerked and opened his eyes. He was in some sort of…meadow? There were trees 200 feet tall around him. No wonder he couldn't see. The trees were blocking out his sunlight!Oh wait…… Those weren't trees, those were people! He squinted up into their faces. "Where am I? And who are you? And why are you so damn tall?!"
The person on his right spoke first. "You are on a baseball field. You can call me Giraffe. And we're so tall because you are short, and because you're lying on the ground, in a pile of mud."
Percy looked down. He was covered in it. He sighed. Well whatever. He tried to get up, and was immediately pushed back into the mud. It made a squelch sound. Hehe, that's a funny sound…Percy wanted to hear more of it. He tried to get up again. And he was rewarded with the squelch sound again, when he was pushed down. He giggled. The people looked at each other and slowly started to back away…. That's when he got his first good luck at the place.
Thanks so reading! So tell me… What should the place look like? (It has to be outdoors)