He was in some sort of a baseball park. There were eight people standing around him. They looked familiar…Very familiar. He stared hard at the man in front of him. He was around 17, and had greasy, messy brown hair. Percy stared into his eyes, playing a game he taught himself. He called it The-Game Where-I–See-Who–Looks-Away-First-From -A–Staring-Contest. The guy stared right back at him. Percy, who realized he was losing, got ready to kick the guy to distract him. That's when he noticed. The man's eyes were the color of pee. Well, actually that's kinda mean.

His eyes were the color of butterscotch. Percy had only heard of a few people with pee- I mean, butterscotch colored eyes. It was Edward. Edward Cullen. Percy gasped. "Is it you?", he whispered.

Edward quickly looked around and then nodded. He helped Percy up. "Congrats dude! I see you've been reading your Twilight stuff!" Edward praised.

Percy, not wanting them to know that he hadn't read the books, nodded.

"So what did you think of the ending? Do you think I deserved it?"Eddie asked.

Percy not sure what happened, and whether it was good or not, just shrugged. He breathed a sigh of relief when Edward seemed to take that as an answer. "Great!" He said. "Come meet Bella!"

He gestured to the crowd of people, and Percy realized that all of the Cullen's were there. Carlisle, Edward,Esme, Bella, Jasper, Alice,Rosalie, and Emmet were all there. Oh, and Lindsay. Anyways, a medium height girl with long black hair stepped forward. Unlike all the others, her eyes were a bright red. Percy screamed and tried to run away. But before he could, Lindsay grabbed onto him, and kissed him. Her kiss was unlike anything Percy had every imagined. It was warm…..and nice. Percy relaxed his grip and went limp. That's when the world went black.

2,548 MINUTES LATER

"Do you think he's dead?" "Man, Lindsay, you must be a good kisser. I'd like to taste some of that sweet stuff." Percy, his head still groggy, heard the other voices float around inside his head. Then he heard the sound of stone hitting against stone. He opened his eyes. Emmet was grimacing, and holding his arm where Rosalie punched him. Rosalie, meanwhile, was glaring, at him and hissing like an angry cat. Percy sat up, rubbing his head. Everyone stopped talking and looked at him. He suddenly felt very self-conscious. He felt his face go what he imagined a very bright red color. He stood up and cleared his throat. He looked at Lindsay. "So what exactly are we doing here?"

Lindsay brightened . "To play baseball of course!" Percy swallowed hard. He was no fool, he'd seen the baseball part ofTwilight. They were going to get their asses kicked! Percy looked at Lindsay. She smiled. "Don't worry! We're going to be split up equally". To prove her point, Edward and Rosalie stood in front as team captains. Edward said,"Bella". "Emmet". "Carlisle". "Jasper". "Esme". "Alice". "Short kid". "My name's Percy!" "Whatever. Get over here." "Blonde girl."

The final teams were: Edward- Bella, Carlisle,Esme,and Percy. Rosalie- Emmet, Jasper, Alice, and Lindsay.