*looking at angry readers for waiting so long*Uhhh…..let's just pretend it was a time skip ok? *gives story and runs away*

I don't own Naruto, if I did I would of suffer a fate much worse than death. Ok?


" That I just…took his money, Sai home and walked off!" Temari proudly stated.

"Uhhh ok….that's just greedy." Ino commented.

"It's not like you can do that to anyone Ino…." Sakura rolling her eyes.

"What did you say?" Ino asked

"Nothing….nothing…" Sakura responded.

"Ok, that's not my real resolution. I feel disappointed in myself for using Sai." Temari replied.

"So you like Sai?" Tenten asked.

" No! What I was trying to say was….." Temari stated.

"Humph, I had enough to deal with boys, and their arrogant attitude" Temari stated, "I don't want to be interested in girls either." Temari stopped, "Maybe….animals?" "Nooooo…"Temari shook her head, "That's it! I have to marry myself! That way, I think about me and only me and will probably deliver letters to myself." Temari placed a mirror in front of her, " Hello me! Let's get married! Okay!"

Everyone fell back of their chair except for Tenten, Hinata, and of course Temari.

"I'm still lost at the idea that you married yourself" Tenten shrugged.

"Yep, and the proof is right on my finger, a wedding ring!" Temari responded.

Tenten fell back of her chair also.

"I-I hope the g-gir-ls are okay, and t-that t-they're in not their c-coma….." Hinata whispered.

"They're okay." Temari looked at her ring and kissed her mirror image.

Unknown to Temari and Hinata, the girls whispered and stuttered, "S-so I-I guess I have to call her for now on Temari Temari instead…."


The end! XD I know, it took a long time, but I hope you enjoyed it!