Yet another chapter of my Story. Hope you're all enjoying this! Major ZAGR chapter number 2!
I would also like to formally apologize to everyone who won a cookie made by Gir a few chapters ago. I'm deeply sorry that they exploded with the force to destroy three city blocks. Like I said before, I don't know what he puts in them. Apparently explosives. So, I hope you still read my story even after that.
Quote: "YOU GONNA MAKE BISCUITS? YOU GONNA MAKE BISCUITS? YOU GONNA MAKE BISCUITS? YOU GONNA MAKE BISCUITS?" ~Gir (The Girl who Cried Gnome)
Gaz walked into her brother's room. Dib sat at a computer, where all of his data and 'proof' of Zim was being displayed. This was when he was the most annoying. When he was all full of himself and trying to stop Zim. Sheesh, did every little sister have to deal with this? No, because every little sister's brother wasn't an insane paranormal freak out to destroy their neighbor. So why did she have to deal with it? Gaz groaned. Somewhere out there, the powers that be or whatever were getting a good laugh at sticking her here.
Dib stared at his computer and talked to himself in an unnaturally loud manner. "People, these are things that we have to study, get right in and look at it, dissect it and remove things! Have to understand, comprehend!"
Gaz stared at her brother. "You are mentally deranged."
"You just don't get it, Gaz! Zim is up to something! He has been pretty quiet over the past month, but he is up to something! I know it! And I will stop him!"
Gaz finally decided that her patients had run out. When Dib got like this, there were two things she could do: Get away from that place as soon and fast as possible, or knock him out and break something. Guess which one she chose?
Her fist shot out and connected with Dib's face. His head snapped to the side and he crumpled to the ground. Gaz stared down at him for a moment. Then she walked out of the room. When she returned, she was holding a bat. One quick swing, and the computer was smashed to pieces. Gaz set the bat down next to it.
"That's what you get for bothering me." She snarled. Then the dark girl stomped out of the room.
Day 29
This planet is so strange. Most of it's inhabitants are morons and do not pose a threat. However, there are a few, maybe one in a thousand, that are smart enough be dangerous. One in particular is named Dib. Although he is a child, he is smarter than most other fully mature inhabitants of this planet. His father is a famous scientist, and his sister also notices. Perhaps it runs in the family.
Kae turned off her computer and sat back. Zim walked into the room.
"When do you think we should call the Armada?" He asked.
"The Armada's not coming." Kae said. She looked at Zim. "I thought you knew that."
Zim looked like he might burst. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE NOT COMING? I WAS GIVEN THIS PLANET TO TAKE OVER! THEY HAVE TO BE COMING! I AM ZIM! THEY'RE COMING! THEY'RE COMING!"
Zim went on like this for a few minutes and Kae just waited it out. Minutes turned into hours and she began to contemplate whacking him with something or splashing him with water, but decided against it. She didn't feel like moving right now. So she just waited it out. When he had finally stopped, Kae said, "Zim, think logically. Earth is at the edge of the known universe. It's so far away from other planets, that the Tallest would have to travel for months to get here, forsaking the other planets they need to take. We are going to have to take the planet alone. By ourselves. Without them. Isn't that a task worth of you in all your Zim-ness?"
"Oh." Zim said. "Well, that's ok then. It was right of the Tallest to give me, ZIM!, this responsibility. I will not prove then wrong. For I am ZIM!"
"Right. By the way, everything is ready." Kae said. She turned around to show Zim the rest of her base. "You should go get Gaz."
"Ok." Zim walked out of the room.
Gaz was laying flat on a metal table. She was strapped down to it and connected to a large machine. She was afraid, but refused to show it.
Only a few minutes ago Zim had showed up at her window and brought her back to his base. Now she was connected to this machine.
"You sure you want to do this?" Kae asked. She stood by the controls. "Once, you do, there is no going back."
"I'm sure." Gaz said.
"You're human body will be destroyed in the process." Kae continued.
"I said I'm sure!" Gaz almost shouted. She looked across the room. She could see another table, just like the one she was lying on. On it was an Irken body. The eyes were closed and it was motionless. It was her body. Zim stood next to it. But he was staring at Gaz. The human girl smiled. Across the room held her new life.
"Do it." She said. Then she closed her eyes. Kae began to press buttons on the control board. She turned some knobs.
Gaz felt odd. At first, it seemed very light. Like nothing was really happening. She remembered something that Kae had said earlier. "It can only work if you are willing to let it. That's why we can't just force it on people. They wouldn't be willing. It wouldn't work. " So how did she let it happen? But the sensation began to pull on her steadily stronger. Gaz could feel it. Her first instinct was to resist. But she knew she had to shut that down. So Gaz let go. She didn't struggle. For the first time in years, she didn't fight.
There was a quick feeling of being separated from her body. Then just black.
Darkness. Her eyes were closed, so it was dark. But things were different. She could hear better. The machine, which she had thought to be silent, was now making quite a bit of noise. She could smell better, too. And feel. She could feel someone's hand on her's. The texture she could now feel was different. She was different.
Gaz opened her eyes. The first thing she saw was another pair of red eyes watching her. She smiled. The eyes smiled. So did the mouth attached to the face the eyes were attached to. Zim held out his hand and helped her up. Her eyesight was different. She could see better. And mildly sense things, courtesy of her antennae. Like she could tell if someone was behind her. Gaz found she could stand and walk just like she could before. She looked down at herself, and gasped in horror. For she saw that she was wearing a bright white dress with a smiling flower on it. Gaz screamed. Both other Irkens in the room turned to stare at her.
"What's wrong?" Zim asked.
"LOOK AT WHAT I'M WEARING!" Gaz shouted. The others looked a little puzzled.
"What's wrong with is?" Kae asked.
"It looks like it was picked out by a 2 YEAR OLD!"
"...so?..."
"I CAN'T WEAR THIS!"
"Alright, alright already! I'll go find you something else!"
Kae left the room and returned a few moments later with a black dress with a skull on it and some leggings and shoes. Gaz quickly got dressed. Then she took a quick look around the room. Zim hadn't taken his eyes off her, Kae was doing something with the machine, and there was a blanket over one of the tables near it. Not the one she had woken up on. The other one.
Zim took her hand and led her into another room.
"You're going to need to get used to being an Irken." He said. "First, you need to learn to use your Pak. To begin, you will learn to use your spider legs."
"Ok, like this?" Gaz extended her spider legs. It felt different to be controlling them. It was kind of cool. Like she had extra limbs.
"Umm... yes." Zim hadn't been expecting her to catch on so fast. "Now your shield."
"This?" Gaz retracted her spider legs and two spikes came out of her Pak. They produced a blueish shield that encircled her.
"Yea. That."
"Neat. What next?" Gaz was enjoying this.
"Binoculars."
Gaz put them on. "Cool."
"Cutting torches."
Gaz blew a hole in the wall. "Oops."
"Communicator?"
One came out of her Pak. "Do I get a robot now?"
"Probably not." Zim said.
"Oh, come on!"
"You can have Gir."
"I'm good." Gaz decided she didn't really need a robot.
"How do you know all this?" Zim said. "It took me years as a smeet to master my Pak."
"I'm really good with video games." Gaz answered. "Plus Kae downloaded it into my Pak."
"That would have been nice to know before we started." Zim muttered. "Let's try something else."
Kae sat in a small room by herself. She was currently talking on the monitor to another Irken Invader named Min.
"So, how's everything going on Earth?" Min asked.
"Pretty good. How about on Colonka?"
"Same. Are you still having that exploding problem with Ris?"
"Yea. I cannot figure out how fix it." Kae looked down at her little robot. "And I think she might be spending too much time with Gir."
Both Irkens watched as Ris stuffed three cupcakes in her mouth.
"Everything ok with Nat?" Kae motioned to Min's robot.
"Yea. Still the same. I think I might be able to call in the armada pretty soon." Min looked pleased.
"Earth's too far away for the armada to travel to." Kae said. "Zim and I have to take the planet by ourselves."
"That shouldn't be too hard for you."
"Thanks!"
"No problem." Min looked at something off-screen. "Hey, I have to go."
"Ok. Call anytime."
"You too."
The transmission was cut.
"Who was that?" Gaz asked, walking into the room.
"Invader Min. She's my friend. We went to the Academy together."
"Cool."
"Where's Zim?"
"Medical bay."
"He put you in the battle simulator and then decided to try and fight you himself." Kae stated.
"I wouldn't have gone so hard on him if I knew it was him and not a hologram."
"Yea. But Zim should know better."
"So, I don't have to sleep?" Gaz was curious.
"Nope."
"Eat?"
"Yes, but you require few nutrients and calories. One small meal a day could sustain you. However, you will find some snacks quite appetizing."
"Job?"
"You will be assigned one. Probably an Invader with Zim, although you can never really tell what will happen after mating."
"So, are me and Zim mates?"
"Not yet."
"So?"
"You connect your Paks. You'll see."
"How come I can't have a robot?"
"Because if it ends up like Gir, we will all be doomed. There is no way the universe would survive with two Girs in it."
"But Ris-"
"Is becoming more like Gir every day."
Gaz thought about it for a moment. Ris had been running around with cupcakes and piggies more often, but was still no where near what Gir was like. However, she really wasn't in the mood to argue any more.
Crash!
"What was that?" Gaz looked up at the ceiling. The crash had come from above them.
"You don't have your hologram yet, so wait here." Kae was also looking up. She ran to the nearest elevator.
Dib stood in the kitchen. He was currently trying to get Gir off his head.
"Get off!" He shouted.
"You're head still smells like a puppy!" The robot shouted, clinging tighter.
Kae and Zim ran into the room at the same time. Upon seeing Dib's predicament, Kae burst into laughter.
Zim, Dib, and Gir stopped and stared at her. She composed herself. "Sorry."
"Alright, let's skip the part where you shout at me and I shout at you and just get down to it." Zim said, obviously wanting to get back to Gaz. "What are you doing here, how many cameras, blah blah blah."
Dib was startled. "Um, I was just trying to find your evil plan."
"We've gone over this before, Dib," Kae said. She was getting annoyed. "I don't have a plan yet."
Zim stopped at looked at Kae. "Yea we do."
Kae glared at him.
"Yea!" Gir shouted. "You were sending those foods to the Tallest and-"
"RIS! GAG HIM!" Kae shouted, pointing at Gir. Ris immediately bolted out of nowhere and tackled Gir, right off of Dib's head. He held the blue robot down to the floor and shoved a piece of cake in his mouth. Where Ris got that cake, we will never know.
"Ha!" Dib shouted. "Your plan has to do with food!"
"And you are going to trust Gir with giving you accurate information?" Zim said. "Wow, Dib, you are stupider than you look."
"Oh, yea? Well now I know that you do have an evil plan, and I will stop you!" He struck a heroic pose.
"Go shave your head of smell with your bad self!" Kae said.
"Ok, there is all kinds of things wrong with what you just said." Dib looked at her. Hadn't Zim said the same thing once...?
Kae looked at him strangely. "Really? Maybe I translated it from Irken wrong." She muttered some things in Irken and English under her breath, translating.
"Dib-beast said the same thing to me." Zim added dryly.
"No, I translated it right. Or as right as I can. Your language doesn't have all the words the Irken language does."
Dib looked at both the aliens, uncomprehending.
"It's an insult, you Worm Baby." Zim snarled.
"But it doesn't make any since!" Dib almost shouted.
"It does on our planet." Kae stated simply. "So, you don't have any cameras on you?"
"No, none."
Everyone stood there awkwardly. What exactly did they do now?
"Isn't this the part where you leave?" Zim asked.
"No," Dib thought carefully. "This is usually the part where you through me out." Then he realized what he had just said and his eyes widened.
"Computer!" Zim shouted.
"No, it's ok, I'm leaving! I'm leaving!" Dib stammered as he ran for the door. He ran out side and then paused, relieved. It could have gotten pretty bad in there. The computer showed little mercy.
Kae and Zim listened to Dib's screams as the lawn gnomes attacked him.
"How are your inguries?" Kae asked.
"Better. Wait, how did you know about that?" Zim said.
"Gaz told me. Why you would go into a battle simulator as her enemy, I will never know." Kae sighed. "I'm going to go eat food."
"I'm gonna go find Gaz." Zim said. They both walked away.
Kae walked into the room. She had been trying to find those laser weasel experiments Zim had mentioned once. They sounded promising. She turned a corner and opened another door.
Zim and Gaz sat on a sofa-like piece of furniture, a cord connecting their Paks. Both of them had their eyes closed, and seemed tuned out of the world. Kae backpedaled and touched the censor next to the door. It slid shut. She then walked calmly away.
Zim and Gaz were now mates.
I would like to say that only ONE PERSON reviewed my story last chapter. Do you really hate me that much? Anyway, I would now like to welcome to my story, the only reviewer last chapter, Lilac Rose6!
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