Chapter 12 is now up. Wow, twelve chapters. This is going to be a long fic.
As the name of the chapter says, everyone who has had, like, five seconds of air time is going to show up. It's gonna be crazy!
I am so sorry for not updating in, like, forever! But I have, like, tons different stories going now, plus any that I think of suddenly that I just have to write! And then I had a major mind block!
Just so you know, I was going to write a chapter all about May growing up, but my sister wanted to read it, which meant I would have to cut out all violence and death, and then I got the writers block of the century, for, like, weeks! Then I just gave up on it. There is not going to be a chapter on May's side of the story. I'm sorry for any inconvenience.
IZ quote of the day: "It's got chicken legs!" ~Gir (Megadoomer)
*Knock, Knock*
Zim and Kae looked up and at the door.
"You think it's Dib?" Kae asked.
"Perhaps." Zim answered.
Kae walked over to the door. Two Plookesians and a human stood in the doorway. Zim looked over at them.
"Hey!" The green one said. "I'm Mooshy and this is Spoopty" he pointed to the other Plookesian "We were here before and we saw the short Irken."
Zim walked over to them.
"Yeah!" Mooshy said. "You're him. We picked up some more super weapons on our travels, and since we were coming back to Earth to drop of Dwinky, we figured we'd give them to you, since you like them so much."
Spoopty held out a large mound of super weapons and Zim grabbed them, giggling like a maniac, and ran off.
"Do you mind if we stay here for a few hours?" Mooshy asked. Normally, Kae would have slammed the door in their faces, but the Irkens currently had a peace treaty with the Plookesians. They would be under Irken rule, but they would also have a lot of freedom (they don't make very good slaves). She was supposed to be nice to them. So, Kae let them in.
A few minutes later, Gaz walked in and turned on the TV.
Then the doorbell rang. Kae went to answer it. Keef and a bunch of his nerdy classmates were there and ran in before Kae could stop them.
"Party!" He shouted. The Plookesians got up and started to dance.
Tak and Mimi walked in the door. "I'm back!" Tak shouted. No one really payed her any attention. She cleared her throat and then continued. "I'm here to finally get my revenge on Zim for-"
"So you admit that you want revenge?" Gaz asked. Tak looked flustered. The doorbell rang again. Then the door was kicked open.
"Hey!" Dib shouted from in the doorway. "I'm here now! And I brought reinforcements!"
Bill the Paranormal Expert walked into the room and surveyed it.
"Nothing seems amiss here," He said, in his quiet, James Bond voice.
Dib almost screamed.
Zim ran back into the room. Minimoose and Gir were behind him. "What's with all the noise?"
The door burst open (again) and Sizz-Lorr was standing there. "Zim! We meet again."
"I can still kick your sorry butt all the way from here to Ka-nora." Kae stated.
"Um, but look what I brought from space!" He held out a small hamster that looked like Zim's old Ultra-Peepi experiment and a tiny santa suit.
Mortos der Soulstealer walked in the door Sizz-Lorr had forgotten to close.
"Mortos? I thought you said you couldn't come back for another 1,000 years!" Dib shouted over the increasingly loud music.
"What?"
"I thought you said-"
"WHAT?"
"I THOUGHT YOU-"
"WHHAAAATTTT?"
"OH FORGET IT!"
"Okay." Dib facepalmed.
The door opened again and this time it was a girl with short black hair and a stuffed bunny sticking out of her backpack.
"Who are you?" Kae asked in confusion.
"I'm Min, duh!" She took off the choker and her image flickered into that of a small Irken girl. A SIR unit jumped from her Pak, and took off it's bunny suit.
"How'd you get here?" Kae asked.
"I took a wormhole!"
"Why are you here?"
"I had 5 second of screentime." Min answered.
"Huh? What's that... wait, you mean everyone whos had screentime is going to show up?" Kae's jaw dropped.
"Uh-huh, pretty much." Min walked into the house.
Suddenly, the window shattered and a man with purplish skin burst into the room.
"SQUIDMAN!" Zim shouted, "you were eaten by a shark!"
"Whoo!" squealed Gir for no apparent reason.
"How did he get out?" Kae asked.
"You don't wanna know." Squidman said, before leaping into the sink.
Invader Tenn was suddenly chased in through the broken window by the malfunctioning SIR units, screaming, "HELP, THEY WANT TO EAT MY SQUEADELYSPOOCH!"
Shadowhog walked in through the now broken front door, and saw Gaz. "Ah, hello again!" He said happily.
"Hey Shadowhog." She didn't look up from the TV. We aren't sure if she even realized what was going on at this point in time. Iggens burst through the other window with a triumphant grin.
"I am here to challenge you, Demon Gaz, to an all out GameSlave War." He said.
"Sure." Gaz answered, standing up. "What do I get when I win?"
"You don't have to worry 'bout that, 'cuz you're not going to!" Iggens shouted. He seemed very pleased with his insult.
"I have an idea." Kae said. "After the GameSlave war, you two will fight to the death in a Battle Royal in the battle simulator downstairs."
Iggens looked nervous. "You're joking, right?"
Gaz smiled evilly. "Oh course she is. Just say yes and we can get started."
"Oh, alright then. Let's do this thing!"
The two turned to the TV and began the most epic battle in GameSlave history.
"Wanna buy some chocolate covered ninja star cookies?" Called a shill, high pitched voice.
"AHHHH!" Zim and Kae said in unison. "GIRL WITH COOKIES! GIRL WITH COOKIES!"
Kae threw a rock at her and Moofy ran away screaming and crying.
Kae spun around and looked over the base. The malfunctioning SIR units were with Gir in a corner playing with tacos and rubber piggies, a crowd was gathering around the GameSlave war, the door and windows were broken, music blasted from who-knows-where while people danced. It was going to be a very long night.
A very alien looking man in combo gear walked into the house.
"My name is Sargent Hobo 678, and I am here to eliminate an Irken named Zim." He snarled.
"...why...?" Kaw asked. How many people wanted to kill Zim?
"Because he was the worst commander in Hobo 13 history, and he put me out of commission."
"He did such a bad job at boot camp that you lost your job?" Kae said, shocked. "Impressive."
"No, it is not impressive, it is- hey! Are those Vort Dogs?" He said, staring at a table. Kae looked over. It was filled with snacks. Someone must have brought them.
"Yeah, looks like it." She said unemotionally. "Go have some."
"We are here to take back our human specimen."
Kae looked at the door. "Oh great," She muttered. "Klartains." [A/N: I just made that up. I have no idea what species of alien the Abducted Aliens are.]
"Take the big headed one." Min said, pointing to Dib. Dib looked up.
"Oh, not you two again!" He moaned.
"We do not wish for our Earth Weasel." The one with green eyes said.
"They kept calling me a weasel." Dib explained.
"We want our human," The blue eyes one said.
"They still think I'm human." Zim moaned. At the looks other humans gave him, Zim quickly tried to cover it up. "I mean, of course I'm human! Look at my, uh, leg! I like pants!"
"I'm annihilating Zim." Tak snarled.
"No, I am!" Sizz-Lorr shouted.
"No, we are!" The Klartains said.
"What about me?" Sergent Hobo 678 demanded.
"There is only one way to solve this." Kae said. "And epic battle to the death. The winner get Zim."
There were mumbled agreements.
"Hey!" Zim shouted. "I thought you were on my side!"
Kae led the group to the Battle simulator.
"Wait!"
Kae turned around. "Now what?"
A bunch of human babies stood in the doorway.
"We are the Nhar-Gh'ok, and we want to destroy Zim as well," The leader commanded.
Kae shrugged. "Into the battle simulator." They filed in.
"What are you doing?" Zim hissed.
"Saving your butt." She answered.
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!" An anguished cry came from the door.
"Well don't bring it here!" Kae shouted back. "We have more people than I can stand already!"
Sergent Rankle stumbled in.
"Little perpetrator!" He called to Zim. Zim blinked slowly.
"Do I know you?" He asked.
"You broke into the mall once," The man said. "You were the only one to ever best me."
"Oh yeah... what are you doing at my base- err house?"
"I- I-" Rankle stuttered. "I lost my job!"
"So get a new one!" Somebody shouted.
"My job was my life!" He cried out. "I am nothing if I am not a Mall Cop!"
"So why are you here?" Zim asked.
"You are the only one who bested me." Rankle said quietly. "I was wondering if you could find room in your heart to let me stay here for a while, just until I recover?"
"No." Zim grabbed what was left of the door and slammed it into place in front of Rankle.
"That was cold." Prisoner 777 said.
Kae and Zim spun to look at him.
"When did you get here?" Kae asked.
"A while ago." He answered. "The little Irken let me in."
"May!" Kae called out, and began searching for said Irken.
There was a knock at the door, which fell down. Two Planet Jackers stood behind it, and stared down at the door.
"They just don't make doors like they used to." The thin one said.
"Here to try and steal Earth again?" Zim inquired.
"No." The thin one said. "We heard there was a party here, so we came."
"We love to party." The gruff, large on said.
"Zim has no party." The Irken scoffed. "Now be gone!"
"Yeah you do!" The thin one said. "I can see it! Say, what's wrong with him?" He pointed to Slab Rankle, who was curled up in a ball on the ground.
"He lost his job." Zim explained. "Just ignore him."
"Hey there," A large, yellow, one-eyed blob in black rubber overalls walked into the base. "I brought the Ham Demon."
Said demon followed Eric the blob.
There was sudden and intense cheering from the TV. Gaz stood up.
"I win." She said. Iggens looked depressed.
"Are you ready for your punishment?" She asked.
"Punishment?" Iggens squeaked.
"That's right." She said. "It's Battle Royal time!"
"B-b-b-b-but," Iggens stammered. "You said she was joking!"
"I lied."
Gaz grabbed the back of his shirt and dragged him away.
"NOOOOOO!" Iggens cried. "SOMEBODY HELP ME!"
Kae showed them the way downstairs.
"You will be using this battle simulator." She said, pointing to one.
"Why can't we use that one?" Gaz pointed to the other.
"Because Tak is still in there. She won the battle with everyone who hated Zim, so I locked her in until further notice."
"Fine. We'll use this one." Gaz grabbed a scary looking gun and dragged Iggens into the arena.
"Please, I'm begging you!" Iggens pleaded. "I'll do anything, just please! Don't let her kill me!"
"Sorry, kid." Kae said, shutting the door. She walked back upstairs. Everyone was staring at the TV.
"What is it now?" She asked.
"I... don't... know..." Zim said slowly.
Kae walked over, and saw a strange sight. There was a pair of icy blue eyes staring at them from the shadow above the TV.
"What in the Irk?" She muttered.
A small sign poked out of the shadows and read Hi!
There were mumbled "hello"s.
"Who are you?" Kae asked.
Doogles McFly
"Why are you here?" Zim asked.
I had screentime.
"No you didn't!" Kae said. "I've never seen you before!"
It was in "The Invader Zim Hunger Games with Maximum Ride." [A/N: another FanFic of mine. Really funny, you should read it. Co-written with Lilac Rose6]
"Oh yeah," Zim said. "I remember that!"
"You do?" Kae asked, startled.
"I'm back," Gaz said, walking over to the group. She looked fine, except for a few bloodstains that were barely noticeable on her black dress.
"Hey! Doogles!" She said, looking at him.
Hi, Gaz!
"You too?" Kae exclaimed. "How come no one ever told me about this? No one tells me anything anymore!"
"It was a while ago," Gaz explained. "It was nothing."
"It was fun." Zim said.
"Let's get back to the party!" Someone shouted. There were cheers and the music was cranked back up.
"I'm gonna go to bed." Kae said, obviously hating every second of this insane day.
"Irkens don't need to sleep." Gaz said, confused.
"I know." Kae answered. "But anything is better than being stuck in this zoo."
She marched downstairs.
Zim and Gaz looked at each other.
"Wanna go to the moon?" Zim asked. "It's pretty romantic there."
Gaz smiled. "Bet I can beat you to the Voot!"
The two mates ran off, leaving the now intense party to its own devices.
"Hello? Anyone there?" Tak called. She banged on the door of the simulator again. And again, there was no answer.
"I won!" She shouted. "I beat everyone! Now I have to destroy Zim! Someone let me out of here!"
She leaned against the door. A communicator came out of her Pak.
"Mimi, come in Mimi!" She said into it. There was no reply.
"Mimi!" Tak called. "Come and get me! Mimi!"
Mimi danced alongside the others in the room upstairs, the music so loud she didn't notice her built in communicator buzzing.
"Mimi!" Tak shouted again. "You can't do this to me! Mimi!"
Me: I feel so bad about not updating for so long. Please forgive me!
There was a sudden crash, and an advanced Megadoomer burst through a wall.
Me: AHHHHH!
Lilac Rose6: Jumps out of Megadoomer. Hiya!
Me: Again? You're back again? You are persistent!
Sargent Rankle: Oh, not again! I can't believe she got in again!
Me: You're fired.
Sargent Rankle: What? You can't do that! I don't have anywhere else to go!
Me: Too bad.
Sargent Rankle: runs away crying
Me: Great, now I need a new security guard.
Lilac Rose6: Here you go! hands me a stack of papers
Me: what's this?
Lilac Rose6: My application!
Me: You want to be the new security guard?
Lilac Rose6: No, I want to be your Co-host for these author's notes!
Me: But I'm not looking for that position.
Lilac Rose6: But I'm so qualified!
Me: Looks over application You're right! You are! Ok, you're hired!
Lilac Rose6: Yay!
Me: But you still have to pay for the wall points to wall she broke through with the Megadoomer
Lilac Rose6: I know.
Me: Ok then, I guess that's just about all-
Lilac Rose6: Wait! If I'm the new Co-host, you can call me Niki!
Me: Ok then, Niki! Now to just wrap up. That you all for reading my story, and I am really, really sorry that I took so long to update. But because of the pestering of my friend-
Niki: That's me!
Me: Yes, it was you. As I was saying, because of the pestering of Niki, I completed this chapter and will continue with the story. And if I take too long to update again, you can PM constantly and remind me to. I really don't mind, and that would probably help.
Niki: So now we are signing off!
Me: Yeah! Have a good day!
Niki: Please review!
Me: And thank Jhonen Vasquez for coming up with Invader Zim!