QueenofYourWorld, uh.. I would apologize for that, but.. Yay, I helped turn muses gay! ...Oh, I mean, terribly sorry...XD. I have a hard time believing a Adam muse shouldn't chase/want a Hardy muse of some kind.. but that's just me :P Magz86, Esha Napoleon, thank you both, XD. MagicallyMalicious, Diva Matt would be funny :P & I have no idea.. XD. JoMoFan-spot, I love being missed, XP. Matt/Jay started to click after a fic I read of them, it inspired them in 'Cotton Candy' & I've loved them ever since. They work for me b/c I always pair up Jeff and Adam. But they also work as friends too. Randy/Mor is lacking in the fic world. They would be mighty hott. I was thinking of writing something with them tho.. Morrie should be whored out :P Jeff muse is kinda okay w/ considering Adam Jay's as well.. as long as Jay doesn't hog Adam.. My Jeff was coming out more arrogant at the time. I kinda liked him that way. Thought it was hott. He was drunk, he could get away w/ it ;) My Jeri always comes out bitchy & whiny for some reason.. redsandman99, awesome, thanks :D Seraphalexiel, thank you. I think I got that Cena's a prude thing from you. He seems like he would be a bit on the prudish side ;) BellaHickenbottom, it was slash fangirl heaven that night. & no, we do not :P ilovekandix3, Adam and Jeff are lucky to have each other. & yus, Matt & Christy are very hott! (giggles insanely)
ForShits&Giggles: WWE Random;
Chapter two/ 'Hunting Ghosties'
Rated; M/ L (talk of ghost horniness, spooky stuff, ghostly hand jobs, desecration of remains, pervertedness, adult situations, slight nudity)
(-hott, passionate, sweaty smexilicious action later-)
Jay: (naked, head in Matt's blanket covered lap, looking very relaxed and jaded)
Matt: (just as naked, sitting up, playing with Jay's hair as other hand is fooling with lap top that sits on the nightstand by the bed) Hey, what's this shit about Jeri looking for a ghost?
Jay: (smirks) Sheamus?
Matt: No. A monty_clift_see on Twitter. Claims to be the ghost of Montgomery Clift who died in and supposedly haunts Room 928 of the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood.
Jay: Isn't that this hotel?
Matt: Yup.
Jay: Hmm... And Chris is hunting ghosties again?
Matt: (shrugs) I guess.
Jay: Well, I hope he finds Monty and not Sheamus. (chuckles and snuggles back into Matt)
Matt: Yup. Sheamus might rape his little ass.
Jay: Ugh! No! SuperCasper can't has my Chrissy! He may be a pain in the ass, but I wuvs him!
Matt: (sighs) Sex always did make you sentimental. Fine. What'll we do?
Jay: Call the Winchesters?
Matt: Jason..? (rubs forehead tiredly) I've been over this a thousand times with Jeff, Adam and Morrison. Sam and Dean are not real. They are characters on a weekly episodic TV show that runs in seasons and ends on cliffhangers to agitate it's legion of fangirls, ergo, they do NOT exist.
Jay: But.. but.. In the show there's a prophet writing the Gospel of the Winchesters and they're supposed to be just characters in a book series in the show, but they're really real in the show.. sooo (stops and takes breath) What if it's like that in real life too and Sam and Dean are real but the show Supernatural just wants us to believe they're just characters being portrayed by actors in a show? (panting)
Matt: Then I'm sure the real Sam and Dean wouldn't be as hott in real life as Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles.
Jay: Oh, god! (tosses hands up in irritation) You're such a buzzkill!
Jeff: (comes thru door) Yes, he is. (covers eyes) William Jason Reso! Cover your shame!
Jay: (covers up) Hey, that's not shame! You wish you looked as good as me naked :P
Matt: (looks down at Jay then scans up Jeff)
Jeff: (points at Matt) Don't even say it!
Matt: (snorts)
Adam: (follows behind) Hey, Jeffy, you and all the horny internet fangirls you told me about were right, Matt and Jay were doing it!
Jeff: (pats Adam on the butt) Good boy, Addy.
Adam: (blinks)
Jeff: Now go sit down and I'll give you a treat later.
Adam: I am NOT a pet!
Jeff/Jay: Yes, you are!
Adam: (folds arms, huffs and goes to sit down in the chair by the table)
Matt: What is it, Jeff? We were kinda busy here.
Jeff: Jeri called. Something about a ghost hunt and GG.
Matt: Oh, great. He's definitely gunna get his ass ghost raped.
Adam: (looks confused) Uh.. what?
Jay: Never mind. Sure he didn't mean Sheamus?
Jeff: (Shrugs) Maybe.. (phone rings... digs it out of pocket.. answers) Hello? Chrissy? Where are you? (listens) What? Wait.. Imma put it on speaker.. (does that)
Chris: JEFFY! ZOMG! I found Mont..Monty.. we'z partying it up, son!
Mike: Dammut, Jeri! This isn't our room! We're gonna get in trouble! There's no ghost! You're drunk and I think you've finally lost it! (screams suddenly and there is a loud thunk followed by a crash and Miz groaning) Ow.. (coughs)
Chris: Mizzie! You okay? Holy shit!
Jeff: Chris, what happened?
Jay/Matt/Adam: (all lean closer)
Chris: Mike just got flung against the wall! Bad Monty! Bad! You don't toss my Mizzie like that! (gasps suddenly) Monty! Watch your tone!
Jay: Hey, Jeri, I think the ghost has a crush on you!
Mike: Chrissy.. let's just go please.. (gags) Chr's.. t'll.. y'r.. g'ost.. s'op.. chok'ng.. me.. (gasping for air)
Adam: Maybe he walked in and caught 'em fucking and he's pissed because it's his room.
Jay: Yeah, and maybe he's just horny and wants a ghostly hand job. (sticks tongue out and reaches over to Adam to do that old finger wiggle thing E&C used to do)
Matt: (rolls eyes) They're just children..
Adam: (leans toward phone and cups hands around mouth) Chris, offer to jerk off the ghost!
Jay: Yeah, and be sure you talk dirty to it!
Chris: I'm NOT jerking off a horny ghost!
Adam and Jay: (crack up laughing)
Mike: (gasps louder.. wheezing for air) Guh.. dam..mut.. Ch..ris.. some.. help you are.. (coughs) Let's get.. outta here now..
Chris: Awe, but I don't wanna!
Mike: (growls) Chris!
Matt/Jay/Adam/Jeff: (hears a loud door slam)
Chris: Uh-oh..
Matt: Chris, what's uh-oh?
Mike: Oh, fuck... (grunting) The door's locked shut! (more useless grunting) I don't think he wants us to leave! Guys! Help... (static)
Matt: (groans) Whelp, Children. Looks like we're going to save the loudmouthed Wonder Twins from a ghost.. Which is the oddest thing I've ever said..
Jay: Yeah, yeah it is.. (blinks)
Jeff: Okay, me and Addy'll be waiting in the hallway. You two get decent. (grabs Adam's arm and pulls him up)
Adam: Wait, if we're ghost hunting won't we need some supplies?
Jay: Yeah, like duct tape..?
Matt: Jason, it's a ghost.
Jay: (shrugs) So..?
Matt: The duct tape won't help.. it'd go right thru it..
Jay: Not if it's soaked in salt water.
Jeff: (facepalms) That's rope, you idiot.
Jay: (stops.. ponders..) Oh, yeah... right..
Jeff: We need a flashlight with batteries, a camera phone in case he goes invisible so we can see him, shotgun with loaded salt round thingys, salt in a can to make a circle..
Matt: Jeff.. this is NOT Supernatural!
Jeff: Well, Supernatural sez this is how you deal with ghosts.
Adam: (has hands on hips) Yeah, Matty.
Matt: Oh, lord. They listen to anything a couple of pretty boys tell them. Look, it's a TV show. It's not real.
Adam: But some of it has to be based on fact.
Jay/Jeff: (nods)
Matt: (sighs and slumps in defeat) Fine. Jeff, you and Adam go get all that stuff while we (motions between himself and Jay) get our clothes on. We'll meet you in the lobby, okay?
Jeff: (huffs) Fine. Let's go, Addy. (drags Adam out of room)
Jay: (gets up and stumbles to get dressed) Come on, Matty. We gotz a Chrissy and his pet pest to save. (nearly trips putting on jeans) Whoa.. (gets tangled up, trips, falls on butt) Umph.. Matty! The jeans hate me!
Matt: (facepalm) This is gonna be a helluva long night...
(-a clothed Matt and Jay later, in the hotel lobby at the elevators-)
Jay: Okay, Jeff, got the stuff?
Jeff: S'in my bag. (opens bag and shows Jay and Matt the goods)
Matt: Okay, let's get this over with. (pushes up button on elevator and they all pile in to go to the 9th floor)
Elevator: (stops to pick up someone else on the 5th floor)
Jeff: (eyes widen and screams as he sees a pasty figure standing in front of him as the doors open that's waiting to get on the elevator) Aaahh, ghost! (sprays it w/ salt water he had put in an empty hairspray bottle)
Sheamus: (yells out as the salt water burns his eyes, reaching out in front of himself and grabbing at air uselessly in defense) What the hell? M'not a ghost, Hardy!
Matt: (takes spray bottle) Jeff! Stop! It's just Sheamus!
Jeff: Umm.. (chuckles nervously) Hehe, uh.. sorry..
Sheamus: (rubbing furiously at eyes) Ugh.. fucking idiot.. (still muttering obscenities)
Jeff: (blinks and reaches over to press button to close the doors) ... (twiddling thumbs) He is kinda scary though..
Matt/Jay/Adam: (all nod in agreement)
Adam: Y'know.. this is like a horror movie situation.. and in horror movie situations never take the elevator. Always the stairs because the elevator always messes.. (stumbles as elevator creaks, groans and stops on the 7th floor)
Matt: Dammit, Adam! Why couldn't you keep that big mouth of yours shut? Jeff, gimme duct tape!
Jeff: (looks curiously at Matt) How's that gunna help. The ghost isn't here. (reaches in bag and gets tape)
Matt: (takes tape and advances toward Adam)
Adam: (gulps and backs up against wall)
(-Adam's taped up trap later-)
Adam: (huffs thru duct tape as Matt and Jeff use crow bar to pry doors open)
Jay: This won't work. Everytime in a horror movie situation when the elevator is stuck and someone unjams the doors to get out..
Jeff/Matt: Cram it, Jay! (glares back)
Jay: (huffs and folds arms)
Jeff: Okay, who's first?
Jay: (nervously) Hehe, ladies first.. (squeaks as both Matt and Jeff grab him and shove him thru the opening in the doors.. without incident) Phew.. (wipes brow and helps Adam get thru) Be careful..
Matt: Quiet, Jay!
Jay: (grumbles as he pulls Adam out)
Jeff: (looks at door nervously) So, who's going first..?
Matt: Oh, come on, Jeff.. Nothing is gonna happen.. You go first..
Jeff: (twisting end of t-shirt in his hands) No.. I'm good.. You can go.. you're older..
Matt: Yes, I'm older and I have to look out for my baby brother, so you go first.
Jeff: (clinches teeth) Matt? Quit being difficult.
Jay: Guys, hurry up. You're taking too long.
Matt: Fine. There's only one way this can be settled...
(-one childish game of Rock, Paper, Scissors later-)
Jeff: (muttering obscenities under his breath as he pops his head thru the open doors having one arm each grabbed by Jay and Adam and pulled on thru)
Matt: Be careful.
Jeff: Oh, shut up.. (gasps as his foot is caught) Help me! I'm stuck! (verge of panicking)
Matt: Just your shoe string, Jeff. It's caught under the door. Hold on. (releases Jeff's shoe string)
Jay/Adam: (pull Jeff on thru)
Jeff: (sighs relief and fixes clothes) Next time I pick paper.. he always picks rock.. Lousy Matt.. thinks he's so smart..
Matt: Okay, guys, I'm coming now..
Jay: Ahh.. again?
Adam: (sighs thru tape and reaches over to smack Jay in the back of the head)
Jay: (rubs head) Ow! Matty, Addy hit me!
Matt: (ignoring idiots.. takes a deep breath, looks up at doors and lifts himself up and over the side, slowly inching his way out) Imma kill Adam for this..
Jeff: Hurry, Matty. (grabs Matt's arm and pulls) Help us, idiots!
Adam/Jay: (grabs other arm and pulls)
Elevator: (decides to be a bastard and groan before dinging)
Matt: (eyes widen in realization) Uh-oh.. Pull me out!
Jeff/Matt/Adam: (all tug.. falling backwards, losing balance and stumbling across the hallway w/ various groans and umphs)
Elevators: (slam shut)
Jay: (lands against the wall and screams) MATTY!
Adam: (rips off duct tape) Ow, my ear! Was that necessary? (wiggling his finger in his ear as he's sitting beside Jay, Jeff laying across his lap)
Matt: What, Jay? (laying half way on Jay's lap.. perfectly fine)
Jay: (grunts) You're squishing.. me.. Can't breathe..
Matt: (insulted) Are you saying I'm fat?
Jay: (wheezes) No.. I'm saying.. guh.. your elbow is pressing down on my nuts! (gasps) Can't breathe!
Matt: (rolls his eyes and gets off Jay)
Jay: (inhales sharply before exhaling)
Matt: (jerks Jay up) Come on, Princess.
Jeff: (helping Adam to his feet) He's not the Princess, Matt. Punk is.
Matt: (sighs and shakes head) Sorry, musta slipped my mind. (looks around) Where's the bag?
Jeff/Adam/Jay: (also looks around)
Jeff: Umm.. I think I left it on the elevator.. (sheepishly) hehe..
Matt: (groans) Least we still have the cell phones. Let's go. (walks toward stairs)
Jeff: But, Matty, what about the salt and the flashlight? (follows, dragging Adam along)
Adam: My phone has a light.
Jeff: Does it have salt?
Adam: No. Jay's might.
Jay: (crosses arms and follows the rest of the gang) Haha.. Not amused..
(-up two flights of stairs later-)
Adam: (panting for breath as they climb the steps) Jeffy! Why'cha carry me?
Jeff: Adam, no.
Adam: Please? M'so tired.. you wore me out earlier!
Jay: Matty, carry me too!
Matt: (dryly) Blonde Canadians..
Jeff: (just as dryly) Gotta love them...
Adam: (scratching at the back of his hair) Hey!
Jay: We resent that!
Matt: (opens door) Besides, we're here anyhow.
Adam: Great, now I'm tired and I have to fight a ghost!
Jeff: (exhales)
Matt: You see what in him exactly?
Jeff: He gives great head... and the way his ass clinches after he cums.. (purred groan) Oh, mah gawd.. (shudders in delight)
Adam: (flushes) Jeffy!
Jeff: (smirks) You love me. (jerks Adam close)
Adam: (smiles down at the rainbow haired male) Yes, I do. (leans down to kiss Jeff on the lips)
Matt: (sighs and gets out water bottle he always carries before spraying Jeff and Adam with it)
Jeff/Adam: (quickly part) Hey! Meanie!
Jay: (giggling)
Matt: Knock it off, you two.
Jeff: (folds arms and pouts) Toldja he was a buzzkill.
Matt: We hafta find and save Chris and Mike from the ghost and we've already took all night.
Jay: It's prolly raped them both by now.
Adam: Nah, Chris was more its type.
Jay: Yeah, but Jeri and Miz are like the same person! They're so much a like, if the ghost wanted Jeri, then I'm sure he'd go after Miz. With two of them, he was sure to be in horny ghost heaven! (rambling as they start looking for Room 928)
Jeff: (giggles) I actually thought that while Jeri was looking for the ghost that he'd find you and Matt doing it instead.
Adam: (sighs) Jeff wanted a threesome to ensue..
Jay: What if the ghost found us?
Adam: It'd be awkward..
Jeff: Then the ghost'd get all horny and shit..
Adam: Awkward and kinky..
Jay: Ghost smex..? Eww..
Matt: Could you two shut up? We're almost there and if I hafta face an angry spirit tonight.. (pushed aside by a brown/blonde blur)
Mike: (running) Outta our way! It's behind us!
Chris: (behind Miz, running) Faster, Mizzie! (trips and falls flat of his face)
Mike: (stops and turns quickly on heel) Chris!
Chris: (reaches out to Mike dramatically) Go on without me.. you're too young to die!
Mike: (skids to a stop near Jeri, crouches down) No. I can't leave you! (pulls Jeri up to his lap and holds him as he caresses his hair)
Matt: Oh, brother. (rubs hand over face)
Jeff: (watches fearfully as the ghost of the Montgomery actor dude appears in front of them) Oh, fuck..
Jay: (squeaks and jumps in Matt's arms)
Adam: (squeaks and jumps in Jay's arms)
Matt: (struggles under weight.. knees give out and they all crumble and fall to floor with various unhappy noises)
Monty's Ghost: Jericho can't leave me... I finally have him here.. He's trapped forever.. (advancing towards Jeff, flickering in and out as he does so)
Jeff: (shakey, eyes wide in fright) Um.. g-go.. w-way.. mis..ter.. M-Monty.. ghost.. uh.. sir..
Monty's Ghost: You leave my hotel at once! (growls and leaps forward at Jeff)
Matt: (shoves Jay/Adam off and scrambles to his feet) Jeff! No! Leave him alone!
Jeff: (covers his face with a squeak and tosses a bag of salt he pulled out of his pocket at the ghost)
Matt: (tackles Jeff out of the way)
Monty's Ghost: Aagh! NOO! (screams demonically and burns out in a brilliant fiery glow)
Jay: (grumbles as he helps Adam up)
Adam: (holding his head) That only works in Scooby-Doo..
Jeff: (grunts as Matt picks him up) Why'd you tackle me?
Matt: (dusts Jeff off) Hehe, sorry..
Jay: Hey, the salt thingy worked.
Jeff: (proudly) Toldja it would.
Mike: (still holding to Chris as they sit on the floor) So, he's gone?
Chris: (holding to Mike's arm that's draped across his chest, shifting and trying to lift himself up) Monty! Noooo! He was a good ghosty, he was just misunderstood! (drops head in hands and starts sobbing dramatically)
Mike: Awe, Chrissy, it's okay. (patting Chris on the back in sympathy)
Chris: (looks up and points at Jeff) You! You killed Monty!
Jay: Dude, how can you kill a ghost?
Chris: Sent him on to the otherside then. (pouts)
Jeff: Awe, Jeri, I'm sorry. But he's in a better place now. We gave him some peace.
Adam: Wait.. in Supernatural throwing salt on a ghost don't kill them.. just makes them dematerialize for a bit then come back later.
Jay: But you saw what happened, Addy. The ghost went up in a blaze of fire. It's crossovered now.
Matt: Huh..? So if Jeff's salt didn't kill it.. what did?
(-in some graveyard somewhere in Brooklyn, New York-)
Sam Winchester: Are you sure this had to be done, Dean?
Dean Winchester: (standing by a tombstone, illuminated by the glow of the fire from down inside the grave) He was a ghost, Sam.
Sam: He didn't seem like such a bad ghost.
Dean: (eyes his brother conspicuously) He was terrorizing people at that hotel, Sammy.. and keeping them awake all night while he had kinky ghostly sex with his other ghostly cohorts.
Sam: You're just mad because when we were there, he grabbed your butt and you're too proud to admit that you felt violated.
Dean: I'm not to proud to admit it. (muttering) Damn thing gave me the heebie jeebies.
Sam: Then admit it. Aloud.
Dean: Fine, prissy pants. (looks down) The ghost violated me.
Sam: (laughs) Poor you.
Dean: Oh, laugh it up, clown-boy. Fact is, that pervy ghost had to be stopped before he raped someone.
Sam: You mean you?
Dean: Shuddup.. Besides, no ghost feels up Dean Winchester and gets away with it.
Sam: (shakes head) Whatever you say, Dean. Whatever you say.
Yes, I put them all in same hotel. I don't know or care if they were, but I dids it anyway. R.I.P., Monty's Ghost. Damn those smexy Winchesters! XD! monty_clift_see is a real Twitter page and is actually amusing as hell. Also on June 1st an odd convo was had on Twitter about Jeri trying to find the ghost and instead finding Matt and Jay fucking, a 3some happening & the ghost interrupting it & getting horny. It was wonderfully strange & I was too fucked up on slashiness and Jensen Ackles movies to care how odd it could ever sound. This little piece was inspired by it and it just wouldn't stop writing itself. I apologize. Blame my Christian and Matt muses. & yes, we meant all this to be as stupid as it is :P I don't think it was as funny as the last chap.. but oh, well... XD. Also, sorry I didn't write the sex scene. But it's kinda hard to write them in this style.. This may be just a two shot... least for now.. Actually, I dunno if it'll have more. Maybe if the muses attack me or throw another idea brick at me. Either way, it prolly won't be for awhile.. least till I get 'Sold' updated again... Seriously, I mean no harm to anyone. I own nothing. I make nothing. This all done for a cheap giggle and the joy of writing some of my fave wrestlers/characters in awkward situations ;)
Also, after Raw (June 21, 2010) I have another 3some in my head. Randy/Adam/Miz (yus, Addy is in the middle cuz he's the prettiest, XP) That segment just left my mouth watering. Damn! The hottness! XD! First it was Miz/Mor/Jeri (Jericho+Miz=Jiz+John Morrison=MorJiz! -Name; mine, and I likes it, so I'm keeping it) now this. I need to stop w/ the threesome equations (not that I will). Esp when they leave Jeffy out.