AN: So you guys are going to get my owed chapters before the end of this week, but not all at once unless extreme inspiration hits me like a rouge Bludger.

Disclaimer: Duh I don't own Twilight or Bludgers.

Starkers

LPOV

This was such bullshit! How can that cow get publicly humiliated, but still star in every guys wet dream at school! I'm just going to have to step it up a notch.

"Lauren it's obviously not going to work so can we just stop?" Jessica begged like the whiney bitch that I knew she was.

"If you don't stop that god damned whining this instant I'm going to explain to Mike all about how you embarrassed yourself at summer camp in the fourth grade," I threatened. "You know what I'm talking about. We had that really hot camp director, and you just had to go to him every time you wet the bed. If I remember correctly he eventually just stocked your cabin with extra sheets, and had to put a plastic cover over your mattress."

All the little cry baby did was nod as her cheeks went about as red a Swan's when she was embarrassed.

EPOV

"Alice, when is the sun going to go away?" I asked desperately. I just knew that Lauren wasn't going to stop until something drastic happened.

"I'm sorry Edward I keep seeing sun until this weekend. On the bright side it's Friday, so you only have to wait until night fall," Alice informed.

"So there's nothing I can do?" I asked bleakly.

"Well you know what they say! Revenge is a dish best served cold," she said with an evil smirk.

BPOV

With the exception of the locker incident today had gone as expected so far: Mike hit on me, Angela and I were able to have some girl time, and Mike hunted me down during lunch so that he could hit on me some more. Just one more class I would be able to escape home.

~*~*~*~*After Gym*~*~*~*~*~*

3RD POV

Bella Swan had just opened her gym locker and had begun changing her clothes when she noticed that the only clothes she had that were whole were her panties and bra. She was about to put her gym clothes back on so that she could go home when she noticed that they were gone. The situation had just gone from bad to worst. Bella was standing starkers in the girls locker room alone without anyway of fixing the problem. "Okay Bella think! Scream for help? Nope everyone's left by now. Run for the truck and drive home practically naked? Never in a million years. Guess that leave's sit here until someone notices that I'm missing," Bella thought out loud.

AN: This is not funny take it from someone who wet the bed until they were twelve. The constant fear that if you stay the night at a friend's house that you are going to have an accident or worse while on a school trip when you are surrounded by stranger. I was tease ruthlessly. It got to the point where if any of my siblings (and I'm the oldest) said anything that was mean about my problem they were grounded for a week. So grow up people it's not funny. Now that I'm done ranting please review. You should get the next chapter by tomorrow at the latest.