An: I deeply apologize for this small filler chapter after such a long wait, but what can I say writer's block is a bitch & I had so personal problems that I needed to sort out.

Disclaimer: Myer's rules we just enjoy messing with her work of art.

Why Vampire's that Live with Alice Have a Drier

CPOV (Carlisle)

I was sitting with my beautiful wife just enjoying the latest medical journal when the kids came running in. Edward was obviously stuck somewhere between panic and rage; he was carrying Bella who was nude and wrapped in his jacket.

"What happened?" Bella was a klutz, but that wouldn't explain why she was nude and an alarming shade of blue.

"Jessica Stanley and Lauren Malory," Edward snarled out their names as if the very feeling of them in his mouth was disgusting, "stole her clothes and locked her in the girl's locker room. She was in there for hours and of course this being Forks the nice sunny day quickly became a freezing day!"

As Edward was venting about how they were unable to stop anything from happening today I was checking her over. She was very cold by human standards, her lips were blue, and she was even paler than her normal self. I wasn't sure how we were going to bring her temperature up. Shared body heat was obviously not an option and I didn't have the necessary equipment at the house to start a warm IV feed.

"Don't worry about heating her up Carlisle I have an idea," Emmett said.

I gave him a wary look. Now don't get me wrong I love all my children, but when it came to vampire's Emmett wasn't exactly what you would call intelligent.

"Relax it's just a remedy we used in Tennessee back when I was human! I just…"

"You are not giving her whiskey!" Edward nearly growled.

"I wasn't going to say that if you would just listen!" Emmett fought back meanwhile I was wondering why Edward didn't know what Emmett was planning already.

"Emmett doesn't think before he speaks," Edward answered my silent question.

"Anyway before I was so rudely interrupted, I put some comforters in the drier. Ma use to hang them near the fire so that when we came in from a storm she could wrap us up then she either poured hot cocoa or hot coffee down our thoughts. It was really effective," Emmett said with a smile.

To say I was shocked was putting it mildly Emmett had come up with a serious way to fix the situation.

DING! Went the drier.